Chapter 1: Wang Xiaoxian's chat group
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As a college dog who is about to graduate, Wang Peng, like his classmates, went out of school for internships before graduation.
Other people's internships are all in the office, but Wang Peng was fooled into delivering couriers.
Every time I go to the community to deliver a courier, I will be forced by those old women who are too lazy to wash their underwear to force Wang Peng to take out the garbage for them.
"Your sister, send it another day tomorrow, and Lao Tzu will resign with that director Shabi!"
Wang Peng thought as he lay on the bed in the dormitory.
After a busy day's work, Wang Peng was as tired as a dog, lying on the bed and playing with his mobile phone to get ready for bed.
There are four people in the dormitory, and the three animals either didn't come back from the internship, or went to seduce the beautiful woman at night.
As a person who has just been ruthlessly abandoned by his ex-girlfriend, Wang Peng now hopes to find another woman who is a hundred times more beautiful than his ex-girlfriend, and pissed off the stinky and shameless gold worshipper Bai Lijuan!
Suddenly, the mobile phone rang, and Wang Peng hurriedly grabbed it.
It turned out that someone had dragged him into the group.
I saw a person named Taishang Laojun first, and pulled Wang Peng to start a group chat.
"Taishang Laojun! I'll go, which comic is this? ā
Wang Peng smiled.
When I delivered the courier, I encountered a lot of strange teases.
The people who received the courier were named Sun Wukong, Pan Jinlian, and a rescuer invited by Monkey.
Wang Peng thought it was a guy who was idle, so he changed the name of the fairy to attract attention.
Immediately afterwards, this guy named Taishang Laojun invited a large group of immortals to participate in the group chat one after another.
Tai Bai Xing, Tota Heavenly King, Barefoot Great Immortal, Queen Mother, Chang'e Fairy, Lei Gong, Electric Mother, Erlang God......
"I'll go! These guys really know how to play! ā
After Wang Peng saw so many people with pseudonyms, he came to participate in the group chat and immediately became interested.
Originally, Wang Peng's WeChat name was Wang Xiaoxian, and with this group of people, he was born to be such a match.
Immediately after that, the messages that everyone chatted with filled the phone screen.
Taishang Laojun: Build a group, everyone has nothing to chat, they are all immortal immortals, sometimes think about it, it's really fucking boring!
Queen Mother: What's there to talk about, this group red envelope no, if you don't send red envelopes, the old lady will flash people! (a series of contemptuous expressions)
Taishang Laojun: This ...... The purpose of this group is to enhance the friendship of fairy friends......
Barefoot Daisen: Don't talk about that ozone layer, it's useless! Immortals who don't give out red envelopes are not good group leaders! (Pick your nose and pick your nose)
Fairy Chang'e: That's right, red envelopes can enhance friendship, otherwise the group leader will be in vain, go home and bake sweet potatoes in the alchemy oven! (Tsundere Tsundere)
Dianmu: Don't talk about it if you don't send red envelopes, but I heard one thing about the group leader, and if you say it, you must have an explosive level of information, but I don't know if you should talk about it......
Usually, the electric mother must have spread a lot of gossip, all kinds of selling guanzi, all kinds of digging pits, and losing people's appetite.
Lei Gong: Wife, don't be blind ****, I don't know if this is true or not.
Electronist: Get out of the way!
Lei Gong: Okay.
strongly despises Lei Gong's tracheitis, it is really a shame to be a fairy, and he goes home and kneels on the immortal board.
Fairy Chang'e: Hurry up and talk about the electric mother, die online and wait!
Queen Mother: Same as above!
Tai Bai Xing: Electric Mother, I greet your mother, hurry up and talk about it!
Erlang God: Electric mother, you are sloppy, don't talk about letting my uncle Jade Emperor cut off your family's electricity!
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Suddenly, a large number of immortals were urging the electric mother, and all the immortals wanted to know what the amount of information at this explosion level was.
Electric Mother: Okay, okay, look at the immortals, I'll announce it right away.
Wang Peng was also successfully hung up by the electric mother, and said in his heart, your sister, this person called the electric mother is really blind to this piece of material if he doesn't act.
Electric Mother: You know that the group leader will be samadhi.
Fortuna: Yes.
Shou Xing Lao: Yes.
Sun Wukong: Your sister, I almost roasted Lao Tzu back then! (A flurry of rage)
Land Lord: I can testify because I'm from the Flaming Mountain.
Fairy Chang'e: Okay, everyone knows this ability of the group leader, you go on.
Queen Mother: That's right, hurry up, they're all dying! (A series of sticks)
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Electric Mother: Don't worry (snickering), do you know the son of the Bull Demon King?
Monkey King: I remember, that's my eldest nephew, Red Boy! (Tsundere)
Zhu Bajie: Bullshit big nephew, is your eldest nephew going to almost burn you to death with the Samadhi True Fire? (A litany of contempt)
Monkey King: Idiot, you know a fart! He's not sensible, didn't his father Bull Demon King and his mother, Princess Iron Fan, end up being obedient to me? (Anger)
Zhu Bajie: That's because the father and mother of the red child don't know how to be really hot! (Stinky Fart)
Queen Mother: Can't be a true fire of samadhi? Ha ha!
Fairy Chang'e: Hee-hee, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it.
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For a while, all the gods and immortals were stirred up by this gossip of the electric mother, and they all looked at the group leader, and the group leader didn't dare to speak for a long time.
Wang Peng also laughed out loud.
This gossip of the electric mother turned out to say that Taishang Laojun gave the Bull Demon King a green hat.
These people are too good for your sister!
After waiting for a while, the group leader Heavenly Laojun spoke.
Taishang Laojun: Don't believe rumors, spread positive energy! As long as you don't spread false rumors, I will give you red envelopes!
God of Wealth: Okay, I'm welcome!
Birthday Old: I despise this money fan upstairs, but welcome to send red envelopes!
Queen Mother: Hurry up, stop the ink!
Fairy Chang'e: Thank you first, and finally welcome to send red envelopes!
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Tick!
Wang Peng saw that a red envelope really appeared on the screen, Wang Peng hurriedly clicked in, but didn't grab anything.
Red Boy: I got it, haha! Taishang Laojun's three elixirs.
Queen Mother: I despise the group leader, how can I grab the red envelope from my relatives!
Fairy Chang'e: That's it, where did this red boy come from!
Lei Gong: This ......
Electro Mother: Hmph, there are no impermeable walls!
God of Wealth: Unlucky to die.
Birthday Old: Hey......
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The group leader Taishang Laojun wanted to send red envelopes to block everyone's mouths, but he didn't expect the red boy to come out of nowhere, and snatched the red envelope, which made the group leader Taishang Laojun suddenly spurt out a mouthful of old blood for 108,000 miles!
It's getting darker and darker, isn't it?
Taishang Laojun: Don't worry, please don't be impatient, I will continue to send red envelopes.
Tick.
There was another huge red envelope that filled the screen, Wang Peng did not hesitate, and immediately clicked in, but there was still nothing.
"These teasers, their hands are so fast?"
Wang Peng was a little puzzled.
Erlang God: I grabbed it, a Qiankun wine gourd.
Barefoot Daxian: Your sister, you didn't grab it again! Hands stink!
Erlang God: Pick your feet less, wash your hands more, and there will be red envelopes! (Laughter)
Barefoot Immortals: Roll the calves!
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Then Taishang Laojun sent a few more red envelopes, and the guys who grabbed it chattered, and those who didn't grab it chattered, and finally dispersed.
Wang Peng grabbed it several times but didn't get it.
The last time, because many immortals were scattered, Wang Peng grabbed a red envelope, and quickly opened it excitedly, and was dumbfounded......