Ban'er is waiting, Sister Qiao over there has also thought about it, so many days, I really don't dare to go out of this door easily, one is afraid of bringing trouble to grandma, and the other is that I am a girl's family, although I am still young, but rashly showing up is not in line with the style of teaching and learning by grandma and nurse on weekdays, and now I can only change my identity to act cheaply. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoIt's just that, I don't know how grandma and they will think about this matter, if they agree, it's okay, if they don't agree, it's just a vain thought.

Thinking of this, Sister Qiao asked Ban'er in a low voice, "Does grandma know about this?" ”

Ban'er shook her head and said, "I haven't had time to tell my grandmother, I have to ask my sister first, and grandma doesn't have much of a problem." ”

Sister Qiao smiled: "I think this plan is very good, now only grandma and uncle and aunt are left." ”

Ban'er said: "This is easy to say, let's ask grandma now." ”

After that, he was about to lead Sister Qiao over, but Qing'er had been eavesdropping on the two of them quietly for a long time, and at this moment, seeing the two of them turn around, he hurriedly grabbed Sister Qiao and smiled: "Okay, you two discussed such a good thing behind my back, but you didn't let me know, how should I punish you?" ”

Sister Qiao was startled, and when she saw who it was, she pushed Qing'er and scolded with a smile: "Die, little girl, why did you come here without even the slightest movement, it's scary." ”

Qing'er pushed her, turned around and pushed Ban'er again, and said, "If I make some noise, how can I hear what you say." It's rare that my brother is smart, and he even thought of dressing his sister as a man, but since ancient times, there is a difference between men and women, even if he wears men's clothes, according to the girl's size and beauty, how can he know that others will not see the clues. In my opinion, this is a good plan, but it doesn't work very well. ”

Ban'er let her stir up like this, and suddenly felt a little crying and laughing, raised her hand and pointed at Qing'er's forehead and said: "I'll give you a quirk to eat, and the little girl will also learn to be an adult, what doesn't work?" You don't want to think about it, the girl is only twelve this year, and if she is a teenager of average age, she is probably only so tall, even if she is shorter, is there no man in the world who is shorter than the girl? The storyteller also said that Wu Song's brother is a three-inch Dinggu bark, which is easy to hide. It's just that the face you said, the girl is indeed more feminine, and if it can be darker, it will be easy to prevaricate. ”

Ban'er said eloquently, Sister Qiao and Qing'er listened while laughing, seeing that his analysis was reasonable, they all agreed, only to hear the soft words said later, Sister Qiao hurriedly smiled: "This is also there, I saw that the book said that in ancient times, there were also beautiful young men with male and female appearances, such as Throwing Guoyingche and Fu Fan He Lang are all such Chinese people, but we have not seen it." If my brother is worried that he has missed a trace here, we can just do it. ”

Ban'er and Qing'er hurriedly said: "How to do it?" ”

Sister Qiao smiled: "Speaking of this, it reminds me of an aunt in the family, when she was in our house, she usually liked to dress up like a boy, and after the makeup, she couldn't even recognize her great-grandmother, and only thought that Uncle Bao was there." When I was a child, my mother loved to let me bring a melon skin hat and an arrow sleeve python coat when I had nothing to do, and I took it to my wife, who was a little boy. It's just that when I got older, my mother's affairs increased, and my mother and nurse disciplined me strictly, so I never dressed up like that anymore. Now that he wants to pretend to be a man, he has to draw his eyebrows, where does a man have such willow-like eyebrows? When it comes to complexion, it's also easy, I don't know if you've ever heard of 'Buddha makeup', this makeup was popular in the Six Dynasties, it was developed by the inspiration of the gilded Buddha statue in the world, painted with yellow powder, it looks like miasma from a distance, and then gradually disappeared. But it is very effective in changing the appearance. Before she could finish speaking, Qing'er hurriedly interjected: "Isn't this yellow flour corn flour?" ”

Sister Qiao said: "I don't know what kind of powder it is, it's really like the ancient book says, it should be gold powder." It's just that I saw bean flour at home in the past, and it looks similar, and it is also used as yellow flour. ”

Qing'er smiled and nodded: "It doesn't matter if he has cornmeal or bean flour, it's yellow flour after all, if it's gold powder, where did we get so much, if not for anything else, just to put it on the face?" It's better to use bean flour, it's easy to get and it's more convenient to wash it once a day. ”

Sister Qiao and Ban'er both said yes, and the three of them discussed how their physique was, Ban'er looked at Sister Qiao was too thin, so she said: "You can add one more piece of clothing to support it, and it is not yet Chunnong now, so it is not in the way to wear more, and then make other plans when it is hot." So after turning over the matter, Qing'er saw that Sister Qiao'er and Ban'er were talking more and more, and she couldn't help but feel itchy, and then said: "In this case, pick one or two new pieces of my brother's clothes, let me change the size of Sister Qiao'er, put on the costume, let's go to see grandma, see if she recognizes it, if she doesn't even recognize grandma, then Sister Qiao'er Ming'er can go outside and follow us to do tricks." ”

Ban'er laughed once, really turned around and went into the house to get a few clothes out and handed them to Qing'er, Qing'er pulled Sister Qiao back to the room, first compared the clothes on her, knowing Sister Qiao's general size, she took the needle basket and sat on the kang, picked the blue thread that matched the color of the clothes, and improved it one by one.

Sister Qiao was fine for a while, and saw her eyebrows and hair from the bronze mirror on the table, so she pursed her lips and smiled and took the comb, took the hairpin on her head, shook it and other things, scattered all the hair that had been coiled, combed the hair under it to the top of her head, and braided it into a big braid, and wrapped it around her head, leaving only a high tail behind her head. Turning around, he saw a black mesh in the sewing basket next to Qing'er, took it and looked at it in his hand, Qing'er looked up and smiled: "That's my brother's net towel, he doesn't use it now, he gives it to the girl, you just put it on your head and put the ends of your hair in it." ”

Sister Qiao heard that she tried it out, and really covered the sideburns around her and the hair ends on the back of her head, and took a self-portrait in the mirror, and she was much more heroic than before. Yu Guangli watched Qing'er take off the needle and thread, and Sister Qiao smiled while bringing a net scarf: "Have you changed everything?" ”

Qing'er smiled and said yes, pulled Sister Qiao to change her clothes for her, and said: "Although my brother wore it, the color is still fresh, and I haven't worn it a few times, girl, don't dislike it." ”

Sister Qiao smiled and said no, after a while, after the two finished dotting, Qing'er pushed Sister Qiao to look in the mirror, and said happily behind her: "But what a handsome offspring, if you are really a man, when I grow up, I will definitely marry you before I am willing." ”

Sister Qiao, who said it, smiled and bent over, covered her stomach and said, "It's a girl who is not ashamed, and you can say such things." ”

The two of them were having fun in the house, but he was already in a hurry, so he knocked on the door outside and asked, "Sister, are you okay?" ”

Sister Qiao hid her boos, hurriedly stopped laughing with Qing'er, and turned around to show Ban'er. I saw her wearing a yuan-colored crepe robe, a cyan jade waist, a purple lotus sleeve, and soap-soled boots. I also saw that she looked like a good jade, the quality was better than pure gold, as precious as a pearl in the womb, and as brilliant as the moon rising to Xiu. Everyone says that he has a good face as a young man, but who knows that the light gauze hat is covered with Chanjuan.

After seeing it at a glance, Ban'er couldn't help but be overjoyed, clapping his hands and praising it, which made Qing'er laugh once. I looked for bean noodles with Sister Qiao again, dipped them in water and gently wiped them on my face, and when I looked at it again, although I was no longer as stunning as Fangcai, my eyes were still like paint, and my lips were like Shi Dan.

After a few people finished their work, you look at me and I see you snickering a few times before you can walk to the door of your grandmother's room, and Ban'er stood outside the curtain and pretended to say, "Grandma, our Uncle Fu saw you coming." ”

When Sister Qiao heard this, she waved her hand and said that she couldn't help it, but Ban'er and Qing'er didn't care much, and couldn't help but smile and push her in. Grandma was squinting on the kang at that time to wake up, and suddenly heard Uncle Fu coming, and said while putting on her shoes in a panic: "What Uncle Fu?" Do you dare to be Uncle Fu in Master Zhou's family? ”

As he was talking, Ban'er and the others had already arrived in the house, Grandma Liu didn't know the tricks they played, and the old man looked at a young junior standing in front of him, neatly dressed and dignified, and thought it was Zhou Fuxiang coming, looking at only a few of them and hurriedly asked, "Is the uncle here by himself?" Why didn't anyone follow? ”

As he spoke, he came over to pull Qiao'er's hand, Ban'er and Qing'er saw that Grandma really couldn't recognize it, and the two of them held their stomachs and wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, even Sister Qiao'er endured it hard and didn't dare to speak.

Seeing that they were silent, Grandma rubbed the back of Sister Qiao's hand with her hand and said: "When the uncle came, did everyone in the Zhuangzi know, look at my clumsy man, I don't know how to entertain the uncle, did Qing'er pour water for the uncle?" ”

Qing'er smiled almost knotted her intestines, and said while rubbing it: "Grandma, take a closer look, who does the uncle look like?" ”

When Grandma Liu heard this, she looked carefully, looked left and right, and said for a while: "It's not like Master Zhou, but it follows Mrs. Zhou's character." After that, he also said a long sentence that became more and more handsome.

Ban'er burst out laughing, Qing'er couldn't hold it, and suddenly collapsed on the kang, and said with a smile: "Grandma, didn't you see that Sister Qiao wasn't here?" ”

When Grandma Liu heard the word Sister Qiao, she was a little stunned, and then looked at the 'Uncle Fu' in front of her, and couldn't help but laugh, patted her thigh and scolded Qing'er Ban'er with a smile: "You two little rabbit cubs, why did you dress the girl like this?" I also coaxed me Uncle Fu to come over, I said how to look at Uncle Fu a little shorter today, it turned out to be a girl standing here. The girl is too, so good, you just let them mess with you and don't even say a word. Dressed like this again, it's really a little brother, grandma is old and her eyes are useless, so she just calls the girl uncle. As he spoke, he looked at Sister Qiao again and said, "This dress also fits the girl." ”

PS: Yesterday on a whim, I burned a warm baby, and as a result, the circuit at home was burned, and I was scolded by my mother so miserable, is it destined that I will have three more today~~~ Whoa~~~ Give some motivation and ask for tickets