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On this day, Patriarch Bodhi opened the altar to preach the Dharma, and saw all the disciples sitting quietly and listening, only the Monkey King suddenly jumped out happily. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ο½ γ ο½ο½ο½ο½
"Wukong, why are you rude and noisy?" The patriarch asked.
Then he saw all the disciples looking at him, and saw how he quibbled and excused him.
Zixia, who was sitting among the female disciples on the right, sweated for him even more!
At this time, I saw Sun Wukong say: "The disciple listened sincerely, but when he heard the master talk about the subtleties, it was like a key that suddenly opened the long-troubled question in the disciple's mind, so he was overjoyed for a while, disturbing the cultivation of the senior brothers, and hoped that the master would forgive the sins!" β
The patriarch nodded, knowing in his heart that he had finally opened his mind, and then said, "Since you have inadvertently discovered my Dao method, then let me ask you, how long have you been in the cave?" β
Sun Wukong thought for a while and said: "The disciple was originally ignorant, and he didn't know how many seasons he had. I only remember that there was no fire under the stove, and I often went to the back of the mountain to collect firewood, and saw a mountain of good peach trees, and I ate full of peaches there seven times. β
I heard the patriarch say: "That mountain is called Rotten Peach Mountain." You have eaten it seven times, and I think it has been seven years. So what have you taught from me now? β
Sun Wukong replied: "The disciple is often taught by the Zixia Fairy, but with some Dao Qi, the disciple will learn." β
Hearing this, the patriarch glanced at Zixia, who bowed her head and was silent, and said, "Very good, very good!" "It's rare for the patriarch to praise Zixia, and the disciples are very jealous, envious and hateful!
At this time, I saw the Rakshasa girl whispering close to Zixia and said, "It seems that you have grown up, and even your uncle will be impressed by you." Zixia heard this and secretly glanced at Sun Wukong.
I saw that Sun Wukong at this time had a lot less monkey energy than when he first came, and he was more like a human. The hair is not so thick, the facial features and body movements have also been restrained a lot, the clothes are clean, and I know that I understand the rules!
The patriarch was very happy in his heart, and did not mean to punish him, but continued to say: "There are three hundred and sixty gates in the door of the word 'Dao', and all of them have positive results. I don't know which one you want to learn? β
When Wukong heard this, he knew that Shizun was going to preach to him, and his heart was also excited, and he finally waited for this day after a few years.
I saw him hurriedly kneeling at the feet of the patriarch, and said excitedly: "The disciple is willing to listen to the teacher's teachings, and the disciple listens wholeheartedly." β
Seeing that he was sincere, the patriarch said, "I will teach you the way of the word 'art', how about it?" β
Wukong asked, "What do you say about the way of the martial arts?" β
The patriarch said: "In the door of the word art, there are some people who invite immortals to help Luan, ask Bu Ying, and know the reason for avoiding evil. β
When Wukong heard this, he didn't want to, isn't this the job of serving people, but he asked, "Can you live forever like this?" β
The patriarch said, "No! No! Wukong casually said and said, "Don't learn!" Don't learn! β
The patriarch preached, "How about teaching you the way of the word 'flow'?" β
Wukong asked again: "What are all in the Liuzi Gate?" β
The patriarch said: "In the Liuzi Gate, there are Confucianism, Legalism, Taoism, Yin and Yang Family, Moism, Medicine, Vertical and Horizontal Family, the door to learning, to enter the temple, to teach people, to save people in danger." β
As soon as Wukong heard this, he knew that he could neither become an immortal nor a god, at most he was a big liar who wandered between temples and rivers and lakes, just relying on one mouth and one tongue to move the world.
I didn't want to do it in my heart, so I still used the same excuse and asked, "Is it possible to live forever like this?" β
The patriarch said: "You can't live foreverγ»γ»γ»γ»γ»γ»" Before the patriarch's words were finished, he saw Wukong shouting: "According to this, it won't last long." Don't learn! Don't learn! β
The patriarch said, "How about teaching you the way of the word 'quiet'?" β
Wukong asked, "What is in the Jingzi Gate?" He hadn't seen that the patriarch's face had begun to change.
The patriarch patiently preached: "This is to rest the grain and guard the grain, be quiet and do nothing, participate in meditation, take precepts and fast, or sleep or make meritorious contributions, and merit them into the fixed sitting pass. β
As soon as Wukong heard this, isn't this what he has practiced in the past few years, and he still needs to learn now, and he will do it a long time ago. But he still said the same sentence, and asked, "Can you live forever like this?" The patriarch smiled and said, "It can't be long-term. β
Wukong was a little impatient in his heart, and casually shouted, "Don't learn!" Don't learn! β
As the saying goes, it's annoying to say it three times; Seven minutes of rice is just right. The disciples already complained deeply about him in their hearts, and now they hated him even more. And I saw that he did not learn on the left, and he did not learn on the right.
The master is not angry, is this fair to the other disciples?
At this time, I saw the Rakshasa girl whispering to Zixia: "Oh no, he may cause everyone's dissatisfaction with him." Zixia was also anxious for a while, but she had nowhere to exert her strength! I'm in a hurry, I can't help!
At this time, all the disciples looked at the master one after another, wondering what would happen to him next?
Patriarch Bodhi sat on a high place, swept all the disciples with his eyes, and looked angry and unspeakable, if he didn't express his position, I was afraid that something would happen.
Everyone was watching the changes, and then they saw the patriarch stand up and say, "Then teach you the way of the word 'move', how about it?" β
Wukong was bent on seeking the Tao at this time, and he hadn't paid attention to everything around him, and said, "The way to move, but what? β
The patriarch said: "This is a promising work, picking yin and supplementing yang, climbing the bow ****, rubbing the umbilicus, using the fang to concoct, burning the grass and beating the ding, entering the red lead, refining autumn stones, and taking women's milk and the like." β
Wukong heard this, why is one not as good as the other, and shouted: "Do you have to live forever like this?" β
In order to dispel his desire to seek immortality, the patriarch finally said: "This desire for immortality is like 'fishing for the moon in water'." He understood this, isn't it just a monkey fishing for the moon, and in the end there will be empty joy!
Wukong was very disappointed at this time, he looked forward to it day and night, but in the end, he was a monkey fishing for the moon, wishful thinking. Weakly shouted: "That's it, that's it, don't learn!" Don't learn! β
The anger on the faces of the disciples at this time suddenly turned into mockery.
The Rakshasa woman was about to cry when she saw Zixia in a hurry, thinking that Sun Wukong had offended the master now, and the Tao was no longer studied, and she might have to be driven down the mountain!
When everyone looked at it, they saw that as soon as the patriarch heard this, he suddenly jumped off the high platform, held the ring ruler in his hand, and designated Wukong to reprimand angrily: "You, you don't learn like this, you don't learn like that, but what are you going to do?" β
stepped forward, and before Sun Wukong could react, he was hit three times on the head, turned his hands behind his back, walked inside, closed the middle door, and left the public.
When these disciples who listened to the lecture saw that the master was leaving angrily, they all complained about Wukong and scolded: "You monkey, you are very formless!" Master preaches you the Tao, why don't you learn it, but talk back to Master? This time I bumped into him, and I don't know when it will come out! β
At this time, everyone took the opportunity to complain about him and despise him. And Sun Wukong was thoughtful, not annoyed at all, just full of smiles.
He looked for Zixia's figure, but he couldn't see it in the crowd, and the Rakshasa just stood far away, helpless, and didn't say a word.
Sun Wukong originally wanted to tell Zixia what he said in his heart, but now I'm afraid even she won't pay attention to herself anymore.