Chapter 13 Pretending to be chopped
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For the legend of yellow rice, the old and young masters of Tianjiawan are obvious to all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć info thought that back then, Huang Dami's decision was made and Sun Fu's father's lame leg for more than 20 years was cured, and the entire Tianjiawan paid tribute to their family as immortals.
Huang Dami's burning is a sick talisman, Sun Fu's father is just a rheumatoid old cold leg, lack of medical treatment, and he won't move after a long time.
For Huang Doudou's words, the big guy was convinced, Uncle Tian immediately took a kid to the woods in front, the fog showed no signs of dissipating, and the silver soul arranged the space here, so the black fog has been hovering around the periphery, forming a semicircle.
"Gintama, it's so weird here, is there an old fox or something like an old fox or something?" Huang Doudou was draped in the blanket that the silver soul took out, staring at the black mist that kept spinning and flowing in front of him, and asked worriedly.
"Well, it's weird, and it's not small." Gintama, who was sitting side by side with her, sat cross-legged with his hands on his knees, as if to meditate.
Huang Doudou stared at the beautiful ghost god in front of him, who did not eat the fireworks of the world, and salivated with envy, "Gintama, do you know that you are so beautiful?" ā
"Huh?" The meditative Silver Soul responded softly and said gently, "Lady, in my heart, you are the most beautiful. ā
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"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm overstepping again, please don't be angry." Sensing his reckless words, Gintama's eyes widened and he looked at her nervously.
"Forget it, I said I would teach you slowly, I'm very generous." Huang Doudou, who wants to save face, is obviously as sweet as honey in his heart, and he looks like he doesn't care about it on his face, and he looks very grinning, which makes Gintama feel relieved.
"Doudou, isn't it this mushroom?" Uncle Tian, who had been there for a long time, pocketed a few white and crystal clear flower-like mushrooms with his clothes, and saw the silver soul nodding, Huang Doudou hurriedly responded, "It's this, uncle, mash it and feed it to Sun Fu to eat, put a towel on his mouth, wrap the things he spit out in a towel, and bury it under the sunny pine tree tomorrow morning." ā
Sure enough, according to what Gintama said, Sun Fu came to his senses soon after taking it, and vomited out a puddle of black flesh, which was extremely fishy, and Uncle Tian hurriedly wrapped it in a towel and took it with him to prepare to bury it tomorrow.
Everyone asked Sun Fu what happened, but this boy couldn't tell clearly for a while, and Huang Doudou couldn't help but ask him, "Did you eat anything when you went home?" ā
"My grandmother made a few meat buns, and I ate five." Han boy stretched out a hand and measured, Huang Doudou looked like he was about to eat him, grabbed his collar, and asked viciously, "Is it stuffed with pork and cabbage?" ā
Huang Doudou also ate it, and she ate the buns placed at the gate of her house.
Sun Fu nodded in fright, "My grandmother said that I also sent you a few." ā
The old lady of the Sun family knows how to demons? Huang Doudou looked back at the silver soul suspiciously, but found that the person was missing again, and then someone suddenly shouted, "Ah, what is that?" ā
The light of the flashlight gathered together, and in the fog in front of him, a condensed black shadow, more than two meters tall, looked like a big waist and a round waist, and the key was that no one could see whether it was a person or something, anyway, it was squeaky and screaming.
Huang Doudou really saw it, these eyes were like laser lights, clear, the two people were superimposed together, they were all acquaintances, the old man with a goatee above, and Tian Erniu who had been missing for a day below.
"Phew...... Phew, stinky and shameless, ...... quickly Leave me ...... I'm a second bull brother. "It's not that Huang Doudou is afraid, it's the turbidity in the stomach that has changed the course, from the bottom to the top, and keeps hiccups, in this tense and terrifying atmosphere, it's very funny.
The shadow stopped, ten meters away from them.
Huang Doudou motioned to Uncle Tian and a few people to lie on the ground and not move, Tian Erniu's eyes were closed, his breathing was very slow, and the white hair on his face seemed to have faded a lot, revealing his original dark face.
Look at the goatee again, his face is blacker than the bottom of the pot, his eyes are red, he is holding a large yellow table paper in his left hand, pinching the sword trick in his right hand, his eyes are round and angry, and he has words in his mouth, which is more expensive than the yellow rice of the dancing god.
Uncle Tian They couldn't see these details, and they didn't dare to make a sound, and a few of the boys simply burrowed their faces into the dirt, trying to get out of sight and out of mind.
"Hey, old man, what are you talking about?" The flashlight hit the goatee, and the old man staggered, muttering faster and faster, and with the last shout, the sword pointed at Huang Doudou.
A fire tree and silver flower in the forest, more dazzling than the fireworks set off by Brother Erniu on the night of Chinese New Year's Eve, exploded in front of Huang Doudou's eyes, brightened the mouse eyes of the blind goatee, "coo", fell straight down from Tian Erniu's shoulder, and it took a long time to rub his ass and sit up, bowing to Huang Doudou, "People who have eyes and don't know Taishan, rushing into the mountain god Niangniang, should be guilty of ten thousand deaths, but the villain is now protecting the lives of others, and when the matter is over, he will bring enough sacrifices to ask the mother for sin." ā
Huang Doudou was confused, and said in his heart that this old man wouldn't fall and have a concussion, right? How can there be a mountain god Niangniang? Here is a pregnant woman with a hiccups.
"Don't go, let go of Brother Erniu!" Seeing that the old man picked up the pocket on the ground decadently and wanted to leave, Huang Doudou entered the mist in a hurry, "Brother Erniu, I ......", Huang Doudou missed the goatee and went to pull Tian Erniu's arm, never thought of a rune paper pasted on her Yintang.
The old man with the goatee let out a series of piercing laughter, his legs and feet flexibly jumped to Tian Erniu's shoulders, and he stroked his beard and said proudly, "Hmph! Your village is the most eccentric for you, if it weren't for my cleverness, maybe this big zongzi also sprinkled glutinous rice flour on you. ā
The soybeans with yellow mounted paper on the door of his head, 10,000 grass and mud horses in his heart collapsed, and the roots of his teeth rattled, how could he teach this old man a lesson so that he could not pretend to be forced everywhere?
There is a limit to her patience, she took off the yellow paper on her head, made a ball, and threw it on the old man with a snap, "Give me back Brother Erniu!" ā
Hedong lion roars! Xu is the dream of the golden cicada, the little guy turned over in his stomach uneasily, and continued to dream of Zhou Gong.
Huang Doudou rubbed his stomach, looked coldly at the goatee that turned into SB, and mocked, "Hey, you can't leave yourself, why do you let my second brother carry you?" ā
Goatee has walked the rivers and lakes for most of his life, and now he has opened his eyes, and his feelings have been abducted and deceived before, and his skills are not as good as others, "You, what is your origin?" Can you tear up my Qiankun talisman? ā
"Phew, what I have at home is, isn't it just burning paper for going to the grave? Who are you fooling? ā
The goatee was frightened, his beard was messy, his hands trembled, and he couldn't speak when he pointed at Huang Doudou. At this moment, a sharp whistle sounded in the air, and the living dead Tian Erniu suddenly stared at the bull's eye, shook off his goatee, and picked up the soybean bean with two iron arms and ran to the skin ditch.