"Knock knock!" Yang Liuqing knocked on the door of her sister-in-law's house. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info waited for a long time, but didn't see his sister-in-law open the door, so he said to Yang Xiaoye, "What's going on?" ”

"Could it be that my sister-in-law is not here," Yang Xiaoye was secretly happy when she saw this situation, and pulled Yang Liuqing's arm, meaning to make love and affection when there was no one in the village, so as to explain the words, that is, to tell: "It was the mother who deliberately lied and deceived her son, brother, let's go to the village for a walk." ”

"Wandering with my sister ......" Yang Liuqing did not dare to disobey his mother's words, he didn't believe that his mother would lie to his son, if he went out with his sister, he would definitely be scolded if he delayed the blind date, and immediately refused: "No!" Mom agreed with her sister-in-law in advance, and she had to see it anyway. ”

He knocked on the door again, "Knock knock!" "I still didn't see anyone open the door, so I went to the crack of the door, looked inside, and dimly saw that my sister-in-law was at home and talking to a woman.

He saw a good point, and at this time his sister-in-law was arranging her niece. Because, when my niece heard the knock on the door, she felt nervous. She didn't know how to talk when she met, so she immediately asked her sister-in-law for advice: "He's here, what should my niece do?" ”

The sister-in-law looked at her niece, a stupid look, and she could see it at a glance in a hurry, and immediately arranged: "Don't panic, sit on the sofa in the hall, remember, pretend to be a lady, you must be quiet,"

"Hmm!" The niece of the maiden family immediately sat on the sofa, but she was still nervous, afraid of forgetting, and kept chattering; "Lady and quiet! Lady and quiet! ”

"Hey!" The sister-in-law saw that her niece was always muttering a sentence, and she could see through it at a glance, and she was not a psychopathic or a half-hanger, so she quickly stopped: "Don't speak, answer with a nod, or ask a question and answer." If you want to ask questions, you must think about it before you say it, otherwise you will have to be ruined if you say something disrespectful. ”

Because the aunt and sister-in-law were not ready, they couldn't open the door to let Yang Liuqing in.

At this time, my sister-in-law had already made arrangements and felt that it was okay, so she hurriedly combed her hair, pretended not to know, and deliberately asked the door: "Who?" ”

"It's me, neighbor Yang Liuqing." He stood outside the gate and shouted loudly, also deliberately asking: "Sister-in-law! Have you drunk the tea? ”

"Just drink it! I'm cleaning up, wait a while, and I'll open the door right away," the sister-in-law made up a nonsense, she was afraid of revealing her stuffing, and she was still not at ease with her niece, so she turned back and arranged: "Remember, don't talk too much, pretend to be a lady, and be quiet." ”

I don't know if I can remember it, the time is urgent, I can't wait, since I came to a blind date, I always have to meet. The sister-in-law still has to pretend, her niece is flawed, and it is not easy to find an in-law. So, deliberately pretending that he had just had dinner and holding the dishes and chopsticks in his hands. Hurried forward, opened the door, and shouted with a smile on his face, "Big brother! Get on board! ”

"Okay!" Yang Liuqing nodded, she was extremely excited at this time, she had never been so excited, because she hadn't been on a blind date for many years. I went on a blind date nine years ago, and I have long forgotten that the person who went out to work until he was almost thirty years old still played a single. It can be seen that the days of beating singles are really sad, and today I finally waited for a blind date. Of course, I was so excited that I didn't know what words to use to express the joy in my heart.

It is said that people are in good spirits when they meet happy events, but they don't know how to be happy when they encounter happy events. In addition to being excited, I was still excited, and I was so excited that I shed tears, with tears in my eyes, and I fell down involuntarily, perhaps, this is the expression of my feelings!

"Don't hurry up yet!" Seeing Yang Liuqing's hesitation, the sister-in-law urged, thinking, all the way, it is a good match, how can there be a blind date with a woman, not rushing in happily, but crying and refusing to see each other. also asked the introducer to urge, that is, to make a joke: "A big beauty, she is already waiting on the sofa in the hall!" ”

"The big beauty is in a hurry...... Yang Liuqing heard what she said, and thought to herself, it turned out that her mother was testing her son, saying that she had small eyes and a big mouth, so she was reluctant to go on a blind date. However, dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law woke up empty. Now that the dream has come true, you must not miss the opportunity to take two steps and one step straight to the beauty in the hall.

Yang Xiaoye followed closely, but was blocked by her sister-in-law, shouting to stop: "Sister! What are you going to do, is it appropriate for the two of them to meet on a blind date and follow a big beautiful woman behind them. With that, he went to the kitchen.

"Where did the beauty come from?" Yang Xiaoye was stunned, she had just heard her sister-in-law's joke, and she was pondering, if it was really like what her sister-in-law said, Yang Liuqing had found a big beauty. It shows that God is helping him. is also intended to punish Yang Xiaoye, the infatuation he has paid is like the water in the Yellow River flowing eastward, never looking back.

Suddenly heard that the beauty was following behind him, and then he suddenly remembered that it was not appropriate for him to follow Yang Liuqing, and he went to meet the woman on a blind date, and he was here to help with the reference. How can you go on a blind date in pairs, if you let the woman see it, wouldn't you doubt it.

Besides, I said that I was here for reference, the purpose is to see the development, does my beloved man have a chance to get it?

Since my sister-in-law wouldn't let me in, I had to stay in the yard and wait. But the black-robed man stood in the courtyard like a fool.

I love Yang Liuqing, and he also loves Yang Xiaoye, but his mother is a hindrance in the middle, why not take this opportunity to secretly look at the appearance of his rival in love, so as to have a mental preparation. And listen to what they talk about, what are they talking about? What are the impressions of both sides?

These are all things that Yang Xiaoye must care about, even if there is no one involved, they will be curious about the blind date between men and women when they meet for the first time. What's more, it's a blind date with the man you love.

However, I was afraid of my sister-in-law's jokes, so I shouted, "In order to give my brother a reference, my sister wants to see my sister-in-law who is about to visit the church." The purpose of her shouting was to call it to the neighbor's sister-in-law, and when she finished speaking, she leaned on the window and looked into the room.

She saw the woman clearly. Because, she is facing the window at this time, either she is feudal, or shy, and she is not generous at all.

With a checkered scarf on his head, he almost wrapped his head tightly and wore a new outfit, which looked very inappropriate. None of this is my concern. The most concerned is the woman's face, since the sister-in-law said that the big beauty, it must be very beautiful.

However, the woman kept her head down, fiddling with the placket of her clothes with both hands, and she didn't know what to fold.

Yang Liuqing went in, but he was also timid, standing and looking, I don't know if I saw it, but I heard a question: "It's coming!" ”

At this time, the woman finally raised her head.

Yang Xiaoye saw the woman's face clearly, she had a melon seed face. No, it should be a gourd face, because the melon seed face is wide in the middle of the two ends.

The bride's face is only one pointed, and the shape is very similar to a gourd, so it is called a gourd face.

Of course, the gourd face is also a kind of melon seed face, because the gourd handle is pointed.

It's a pity that the woman's face is upside down, and the sharp gourd handle is facing up? If it is facing downward, the jaw is pointed, but it is a big beauty.

At this point, it becomes; The upper forehead is narrow, the lower face is wide, and the cheeks are severe. It's like a small-headed dad in a cartoon, with a pointed forehead.

Therefore, on the narrow forehead, there are two eyes the size of mung beans. No wonder the old mother said that her eyes are small. It is conceivable that the gourd handle is so thin, if you put on a big eye, how can you fit it? God also created man from local materials, and according to the actual situation, a large forehead can be fitted with a big eye, and a narrow forehead can only be fitted with a small eye.

However, her broad cheeks, as if they had been swollen by someone, were swollen on one side, and bulging bulges, so God gave her a big mouth, which was very decent, because in the middle of it was a garlic nose, deeply sunken.

The ears are good, and they are blessed. A pair of attractive ears, at a glance, I thought Zhu Bajie had come on a blind date.

In fact, this woman is much more beautiful than Zhu Bajie, at least she doesn't have the big belly that is exposed.

It's nothing more than a little fatter, then again, fat has the benefits of being fat, and the fat that is full of flesh is more peaceful than a spring bed, so there's no fuss.

At a glance, the old mother took a fancy to the woman's fat body, and she must be powerful in her work. Do rural people do farm work, what they need is strength, so she took a look at it, was satisfied, and immediately made a version, and only then paid a deposit of 3,000 yuan.

Yang Xiaoye looked at it, and secretly rejoiced in his heart, his brother was worth three thousand yuan with this body. Once she marries home, one day in the future, when Japanese sumo wrestling comes to China, she can sign up for it, and maybe she will become famous in one fell swoop, and Yang Liuqing will also be stained by then.

At this time, Yang Liuqing asked, but saw that the woman only nodded and did not speak. I didn't see my face.

Although I didn't see my face, I felt that my body was good. That is, sit down on the stool behind you.

He doesn't sit behind his back, where does he sit? The woman sat behind the door, her face facing the window, and the opposite wall where she could sit.

The woman continued to keep her head down, because her aunt had arranged many times, "To be a lady, you must be quiet." "However, when this lady has nothing to do, it is awkward, and she always has to find something to do. Therefore, her hands continued to fiddle with the placket of her clothes, rubbing them around, but she didn't know that the dust on them was still not cleaned. Yang Liuqing didn't know what to say, her mother didn't teach her a few words about it, her sister helped with the blind date, and she didn't come up with an idea just by looking at her brother's jokes.

What do you say? The two sides are not familiar with each other, where did they come from when they met for the first time.

Yang Xiaoye is in a hurry, how can there be such a blind date, both sides don't speak, how to match a pair? Secretly picked up, a small branch, and smashed it towards Yang Liuqing.

When he saw the smashed branches, he understood in his heart that it was smashed by his sister, and he was anxious.

However, she is even more anxious, she doesn't say live, what does her brother say? You think it's my sister, we can recall when we were children, and with her, we didn't know each other when we were children, so we can't talk about our own childhood.

That's it. Mom is still planning to have a wedding tomorrow! What is the difference between Yang Liuqing and this woman tied to two donkeys?

A male donkey and a female donkey, tied to a trough, sometimes barking and barking!

Yang Liuqing wanted to call, but the call was ugly, "Alas! He sighed, and called out.

How to call her, what to call her?

In order to break this embarrassing situation, he had to shout without words, "Big sister! Hungry, right? ”

"Hey!" Yang Xiaoye heard the shouting, and was anxious under the window, "What is this, I just had dinner, so I asked people if they were hungry." ”

So, she picked up a small branch and threw it at Yang Liuqing, meaning to tell him that the question was wrong.

However, the woman nodded, still silent, pretending to be a lady, to be quiet, and continued to lower her head and fiddle with her clothes.

At this time, Yang Liuqing saw the smashed leaves, and understood in her heart that she shouldn't ask this, but why didn't she answer, and kept nodding her head to deal with it, could it be that she was a dumb person? Be sure to let her speak, that is, change her mouth again and shout: "Big sister speaks!" Have you drunk tea? ”

"Drink," she finally replied under the force, but the voice was thick and powerful, louder than the voice of basketball star player Zheng Haixia, if she played the black-faced Bao Zheng, it would be more than enough, but unfortunately, she couldn't sing, and she buried her talent in vain.

Yang Liuqing came on a blind date with sincerity, after all, he is almost thirty years old, not a young man who is seventeen or eighteen years younger, and he has enough time to pick fat and thin. Besides, the mother is anxious and can't look at her son to be a bachelor for the rest of her life, so she makes repeated arrangements before coming, no matter how good she looks, whether she is fat or thin, as long as she is not sick and healthy. Men in the world pay attention to their good faces, but in fact, they can't change their faces for rice.

He followed his mother's words to comfort himself, this woman except for her mouth and eyes, her body is still quite healthy, and she must have strength to do farm work. Yang Liuqing doesn't want anything else, just wants to be capable, and he should find a porter and nanny.

But why doesn't this heart listen to itself? How do you live together without a little feeling?

Mom said, first understand and understand, and then slowly establish a relationship after getting married, he had to grit his teeth and insist on understanding. I didn't have anything to say, "What are you?" ”

"My mother said, it belongs to pigs." She didn't answer a word more, because her sister-in-law repeatedly explained, talked less, was a lady, and wanted to be quiet. Not to mention that it was very uncomfortable to sit at work, so I had to continue to keep my head down and fiddle with my clothes.

Yang Liuqing listened to it, and pondered in his heart, it is right to belong to a pig, not only looks like a pig, but also has a temperament and personality like a pig. It seems that by feeling, I am very lazy, because I am too lazy to speak, and I must talk more to talk about love, in order to enhance my feelings, and I don't want to speak, how to deepen my feelings. It seems that in addition to eating, this woman can sleep, does not speak, and has little activity, so it causes fat accumulation and body fat. Since people don't want to talk more, they can't force themselves to speak, so they have to justify themselves, "I'm a dog, and I'm a year older than you." You are twenty-seven this year, and you will enter the twenty-eighth in more than two months. I'm almost twenty-nine. ”

She just nodded, and didn't answer a word, why is it so awkward, with her sister, there are endless words. However, with her, why didn't I feel a little bit, didn't I propose to go for a walk like my sister, and immediately invited: "Or, let's go out for a walk?" ”

She still shook her head and didn't agree to go out for a walk: "My mother said that you can't just go out with a man alone." ”

"It's her mother who said it again, you have to take care of it when you go out for a walk, it's too wide." Yang Liuqing saw that the woman excused herself, and she couldn't enjoy her love life in pairs under the moonlight alone.

In order to establish a relationship, take the initiative yourself, immediately stretched out her hand, took the woman's arm and forced: "Let's go, don't be embarrassed." ”

"No! My mother said that the man who pulled the arm didn't have a good thing," she immediately pushed away.

Because, I have suffered a loss, and I was once pulled to ...... by a strange man. For this reason, my mother repeatedly explained! Remember, don't go out alone with a man, because, a man doesn't have a good thing. After a long time, she finally remembered that it was just right to use today, and it was very appropriate.

"What did your mother say," Yang Liuqing suspected, her mother was okay when she was full all day long, and she taught her daughter these words, no wonder she became an old girl who couldn't get married.

Since you are rejected and you have nothing to say, just sit down like this.

However, a man and a woman were alone in the room, uncomfortable, and he felt that the air was dull, and the whole house was dull. Difficulty breathing, mental depression.

He wanted to get up and leave the house as soon as possible, but his mother had already paid a deposit of 3,000 yuan.

If you stand up and leave at this time, it means that the blind date has failed, and you refuse on the spot. Then, the deposit of 3,000 yuan is sunk into the sea.

Mom is heartbroken about money and will never let herself go. Even if they ask for it, they won't give it, they won't admit the deposit, and they refuse it under the pretext of bride price. Because, there is a custom in the local countryside. If the husband repents of the marriage, the bride price will not be returned. If the woman repents of the marriage, the bride price received will be returned intact.

Yang Liuqing is not for anything else, just for the deposit of 3,000 yuan, and he must stick to the end, even if he is not satisfied, he must grit his teeth, insist, insist, and persist, and persist until the last minute.

At this time, he analyzes the reason, where is the problem?

Don't blame herself for not cherishing it, not being able to recognize the real jade, she is really a quiet lady. Because, my mother's experience told me that a quiet lady would not talk about it. I think that at the beginning, when my mother and father met, I only glanced at it, continued to lower my head, and never spoke again. Where is it like today's young people, crazy and crazy, pulling and pulling ...... without passing through the door.

Mom and dad are married first and then fall in love, there is no emotion before marriage, and they are slowly established after marriage, they live well together, and they have children. The second elder gave birth to our brother and sister.

Could it be that the blind date between mother and father appeared in the son again: Could it be that I don't feel it now, but I will slowly feel it in the future? Could it be that it is not pleasing to the eye now, and it is slowly pleasing to the eye when you get married? It seems that this blind date is also inherited, and the genes of the father and mother when they go on a blind date are reflected in the son, and maybe they will be passed on to the next generation.

Although Yang Liuqing doesn't believe that blind dates also have heredity, but, with the facts in front of her, the woman is silent, what is she thinking in her heart? If both parties don't speak, how can a relationship be established? He had no choice but to ask again without words for a deposit of 3,000 yuan: "...... you have for our marriage?" ”

"What!" She finally spoke under questioning, and her mouth was still in a heavy voice, "My mother said, I will go to your house when we meet, and sleep together tonight." ”

"Sleep together ......" Yang Liuqing was taken aback when he heard what he said, what is the difference between this and a beast, even if it is not a beast, it is also a donkey and horse mating. That's without any emotion, just sleep when you meet. Yang Liuqing is not this kind of person, even if he proposes, he will not agree, the marriage he wants, he is in love, it turns out that the mother goes on a blind date for her son, only sees the surface, but does not see the heart. This woman is not blind or lame, healthy, honest and honest.

However, it can't be more honest. If you are too honest, you will become a lack of heart. Now go home with Yang Liuqing and sleep together tonight, what's the difference with animals, even if you agree, I don't want to be an animal yet.

Besides, how can marriage be so hasty? I went to bed when I met for the first time, even if I was a bachelor for the rest of my life, I couldn't find an emotionless woman to be my wife. I Yang Liuqing don't look for it, I want to find a partner, I have to find a woman who will be considerate like my sister, the two of them are compatible, and they are in love with each other as a lifelong partner. How did this woman deal with it?

If you refuse in person, you can't stand the blow, what if you can't think about it and die? The responsibility is Yang Liuqing's, and she can't let her die because of herself, so she had to politely refuse: "We met for the first time, we can't pass in such a hurry, wait until we go home and get ready, and then pick you up when we are ready." ”

"What else are you going to prepare," the woman immediately refused, it seemed that she was really in a hurry, didn't she! is almost thirty years old, and the old girl who has not yet married has finally found a partner, how can she let it go. At this time, she was afraid to leave, so she quickly stood up, grabbed Yang Liuqing's arm, and had to follow, "My mother said, don't prepare." I'm going to take a shower and go to bed now. ”

"Take a bath and go to bed...... Yang Liuqing heard that he took a bath and went to bed...... How can you talk like this, it's nothing to be fat or ugly, Yang Liuqing is not an appearance association, accept them all, and you must not find a half-hanger, because it is related to the next generation.

This woman must be a fool, otherwise she would not have proposed to take a shower and go to bed as soon as they met, and broke the arm she was dragging with both hands.

However, the woman refused to let go no matter what, he broke the hand, but the hand was dragged, helpless, so he had to pull, drag, and drag until he was outside the door.

"You're going to go now, huh?" The sister-in-law saw her niece and Yang Liuqing walking out of the room hand in hand, thinking that the blind date had been negotiated.

Take a closer look, it was Yang Liuqing who pushed back, and her niece was dragging her to death, so anxious, wouldn't she show her stuffing. Sui secretly scolded: "Dead Nizi is in such a hurry, how many times has my aunt explained, don't speak, pretend to be quiet, pretend to be a lady, so that Yang Liuqing is unpredictable, and my sister-in-law can reconcile with it, work my aunt, and still let you marry Yang Liuqing." ”

When Yang Liuqing saw that her sister-in-law was coming, she stopped pushing and pulling, and asked the woman to stand in a regular manner, otherwise it would be rude, after all, she was an introducer, that is, she said something that understood the rules: "The object introduced by my sister-in-law is very polite, and I have to send my brother home." ”

When the woman saw her aunt coming, she finally came to favor herself, and then denied Yang Liuqing's words: "No, my niece wants to go to sleep, and he doesn't agree." ”

"What do you sleep......" The sister-in-law glared when she heard what she said, and she fully understood in her heart that the niece was exposed. So, he hurriedly grabbed his niece's arm, afraid that he would really follow, so he hurriedly made a round and shouted: "Niece! Even if you test the eldest brother, you can't test it by sleeping, he's a decent person. ”

"Test ......" Yang Liuqing heard what she said, and laughed, her sister-in-law really knows how to play a round. In that case, why not take this opportunity to get out. To be honest, I was afraid that I wouldn't be able to get rid of it, and if I continued to pull my clothes, I would have to go home and sleep with me...... Take this woman home to live for a rest, can you still explain clearly, when the time comes, you can't get rid of it if you want to.

Since my sister-in-law said it was a test, I hurriedly got off the donkey down the slope and said kind words to my sister-in-law with a smile on her face: "Thank you, sister-in-law!" Worried about Yang Liuqing, he introduced a beautiful woman who is like a flower. ”

"Hehe......" The woman listened to Yang Liuqing's praise, hehe laughed twice, this laugh made people look disgusting, a stupid image, sloppy snot, and saliva.

He had no choice but to endure the pain in his heart, grabbed Yang Xiaoye's arm and prepared to leave.

Who knows, Yang Xiaoye shook off and ran out of the gate alone.

"Big brother, slow down!" The sister-in-law shouted and asked, "How are you talking?" What's next? ”

Yang Liuqing saw that her sister-in-law asked, and she couldn't refuse the introducer, besides, the woman was still in front of her, so she always had to say a kind word, "Sister-in-law!" The brother went home to discuss with his mother and ask for the advice of the elderly. ”

"Big brother did the right thing!" The sister-in-law is quite cunning, in fact, she already knows in her heart that if she goes home to discuss with her aunt, she will never stop it, and she will definitely fulfill the two of them, so she hurriedly said: "Send the eldest brother!" ”

At this time, the woman also learned from her sister-in-law's words, "Send the eldest brother." ”

"Alas," Yang Liuqing sighed, walked out of the door and shook his hand, and turned around politely: "Don't send it!" ”

The sister-in-law was not at ease, she wanted to set Yang Liuqing's thoughts, and hurriedly asked: "What if the sister-in-law is the same?" Will the big brother marry? ”

Yang Liuqing saw her sister-in-law asking, she felt inappropriate to refuse in person, she lived in the neighborhood, she looked down and didn't look up, even if she couldn't become a relative, she was a good neighbor, so she had to comfort her, "If my mother agrees, brother, I have no opinion,"

"No opinion......" The woman heard what she said, and if she didn't have an opinion, she agreed, and blamed: "Then why don't you let me go tonight?" ”

Yang Liuqing said the reason, "Of course you can't go over, you must choose an auspicious day to marry in a car, and it takes time to do a big job." ”

When the sister-in-law heard what she said, she was secretly happy in her heart, and immediately grabbed her niece's arm and quietly ordered, "What people say is reasonable, what kind of system has become in the past now, waiting to be married." Let's send it! "All the way to the gate, afraid to chase after me, quickly close the gate and tie it shut.