Chapter 115: Death 12
Xiao Yi's marriage on the stall can be handled by a mere paper person, so the other things needed naturally have to be bothered by Zhou's mother. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
Everything else you need is not unusual, even in a small village like this, you can have it. It's just that this small village somehow is obviously extremely resistant to the people in Xiao Yi's family, Zhou's mother went around the village and wanted to buy the things that Andrew said, not to mention things, and was looked down upon by many people in the village.
The Xiao family is also a famous family in this village, and their ancestors have never done anything harmful, so they can be regarded as reasonable in this village. The Xiao family has always been a celebrity in this village, but after Xiao Yi's father got a chance, everything changed.
Xiao Yi's father does have a business brain, but this business brain is not only moving outside, but also the foundation of his hometown. When I just left the village in the first few years, I didn't see Xiao Yi's father come back, but then he came back rarely, and he actually brought the developer back and wanted to develop their village.
Development, of course, can make a lot of money, but the ancestors had rules, everything in this old village cannot be changed, if it changes, the people in the village will be unlucky. It was because the people in this village did not agree to develop the village, so that they fell out with Xiao Yi's father, so for Xiao Yi's family.
It's also not good.
Xiao Yi's father can make up his mind even the things of his ancestors for the money in his pocket, and the villagers don't like their family. It's just that it stands to reason that the grudges of the older generation should have nothing to do with the younger generation. It's a pity that this Xiao Yi, although not as shrewd as his Lao Tzu, is also an unpleasant guy, he knows how to eat nonsense all day long without achieving anything, and most people instinctively dislike such people.
I don't like it, I also have it, and this Xiao Yi not only makes people feel disliked, but after he came back this time, it made the villagers feel terrified. I can't say why I feel this way, but when I see Xiao Yi, I always feel that there seems to be something behind him.
No one can say what that thing is, but everyone thinks that it scares them.
When Xiao Yi came back this time, he brought back something, this Xiao family has been doing things that have broken the rules of the ancestors, and now that Xiao Yi is back, everyone is even more vigilant. Xiao Yi looked weird, even their old Xiao family's house, even if it was close during the day, it was indescribably shady, so that everyone was even more vigilant and frightened of the Xiao family.
When Xiao Yi came back this time, many old people in the village were secretly saying in private, "The old Xiao family may be finished", since the old Xiao family is almost finished, the people in this village naturally dare not interact with their family.
Coming and going, let alone selling things to Zhou's mother, even if they meet, they have to avoid it from a distance, lest the mildew of the old Xiao family spread to them. The people in the small village believe in these things the most, and as long as there is some wind and grass, they will be uplifted. Although their condolences made the group feel very speechless, they had to say.
The people of this village.
The intuition is quite accurate.
It's a good thing to have accurate intuition about things in that world, but it's too accurate and too vigilant, so vigilant that you won't even sell them anything.
Now that's the problem.
Without the things Andrew wanted, there were many flaws in handling the matter, which immediately caused them a headache. If others don't want to sell, they can't use it, right? In addition, the day of marriage on the Geng post is approaching, even if you leave the town outside the village to buy it.
It's too late.
Just when everyone was worried about the villagers' refusal to cooperate, they had an idea. The others didn't scream, but beckoned Yin Ge to go out with her. No, I don't know what method she used, but it was only half an hour's work, and all the yin songs Andrew wanted were ready. When Yin Ge came back with those things, the corners of her mouth were obviously twitching.
No one has a way, but Yin Ge went out alone for half an hour and came back, as for what kind of method Yin Ge used, even if it was Concubine Xi, it was strange in her heart. The words of inquiry were opened by themselves, but Concubine Xi's inquiry, Yin Ge really couldn't answer, and said "hehe" twice in embarrassment, but avoided talking about it.
No one could see it, naturally all the people were curious about how Yin Ge could get these things back, and only Andrew, when he saw the corners of Yin Ge's mouth that couldn't help twitching, he already had a rough idea in his heart. When Zorn removed all those things, Andrew walked over to Yin Ge and Lin and asked.
"What did you do?"
After asking this, Yin Ge twitched the corners of his mouth a few times in a row, and then replied: "You should go and ask Lord Lin about this matter." ”
"So what the hell did you do?" As soon as Yin Ge's words fell, Andrew's inquiry also came out, and he glanced at the things that Zorn had taken, and Andrew said, "These things were definitely not bought with the right way, so you guys, stole them?" ”
can get things back so quickly, and Yin Ge looks like he has never done such a disgraceful look, and he can't complain that Andrew would guess like this. Andrew's guess is reasonable, but the words of this guess fell directly in exchange for a smacking chuckle, looking at Andrew with a slight tilt of his head, and said.
"Steal? Do you think it is necessary to steal according to my ability? ”
"So it's ......"
"Steal! Oh, only what exists in other people's consciousness, and we take it without their consent, is it called stealing. If that person doesn't remember that he has such a thing, my act should be called picking, not so vulgar stealing. ”
With a straight face, even through the cloak that has not been lifted for 10,000 years, Andrew can guess what kind of proud appearance he looks like at this time. He knew that these things must come from an improper way, and when he went out with Yin Ge, he had some music in his heart.
The spirits of the presence are things that can obliterate all existence, and those that are retrieved have been obliterated of their own existence, and their masters do not remember having them. Since the owner doesn't remember, it is natural that the ownerless thing cannot be stolen. Using this method, but still being able to brazenly say these words, for Andrew, Pro can always refresh his three views of the world.
Seriously, these methods are really lacking in virtue. It's just that Andrew has never been a righteous person, and these things are urgently needed at the moment, if those citizens are willing to sell, it is good, but since they are not willing to help, then they can't complain that they use extraordinary means. Andrew knew how to fetch things, but he didn't have any comments on what she did, just glanced at Lin, and then looked towards a room next to him, Andrew said.
"Now that those things are ready, now, please help tie the paper figure."
The paper man is Xiao Yi's substitute, and for this time, this paper man is the key to everything. The paper man, since it is a substitute for the deity, of course, the more god-like the better. Now in this small village, it is almost impossible to find someone to help them tie a paper figure exactly like Xiao Yi. And these people present are not doing this business for a living, so naturally they are useless, and in the end, they can only hand over this task to Andrew.
Paper-tying people? Of course Andrew won't, but he knows there's going to be a way. After waiting for Lin and Yin Ge to bring back the things they needed, Andrew led the two into the side room.
The paper man is Xiao Yi's paper man, and Andrew asked Xiao Yi to wait in this room early in the morning.
Paper people, this kind of thing, under normal circumstances, only appear in white things, since ancient times with the funeral hanging together with the paper man, after learning that he must tie a paper man exactly like himself, Xiao Yi felt uncomfortable. It's just that this heart is so uncomfortable, what can it be? Now it's a matter of whether he can escape this catastrophe, no matter how uncomfortable he feels, he can only endure it.
I have been waiting in the house for a long time, and the longer the time, the more uneasy Xiao Yi feels in his heart. Being alone at this time would only make him can't help but think wildly, and just when Xiao Yi began to show impatience because of fear, the door of this house finally opened.
The door was opened, Andrew and Yin Ge walked in from outside, and after watching the two enter the house, Xiao Yi hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Why are you two so slow?" ”
This person who asked others to help was unsure of his temperament, and it was also because of Xiao Yi's slightly questioning words, Yin Ge looked at him and said, "Naturally, it's to prepare, so it's slow, what's the matter?" Could it be that you want us to do things hastily, just in a hurry? ”
"Of course not."
When Yin Ge's words fell, Xiao Yi hurriedly waved his hands.
What are you kidding, this matter is about him, he wishes that things are as cautious as possible, how can he hope that things will be hastily. also heard a trace of displeasure from Yin Ge's tone, knowing that these two people were the source of this trouble, Xiao Yi didn't dare to move his usual temperament, and was busy waving his hand to apologize. It's just that this apology is true, but the doubts in my heart can't help but ask. Looking at Yin Ge carefully, after a slight pause, Xiao Yi asked.
"You're coming in now, you're going to help me tie the paper man, right? Why didn't you see this paper man's tool? ”
Both of these hands are empty, and they can't see anything? The two of them really plan to help themselves tie paper people. Seriously, looking at the empty hands of these two people, Xiao Yi did have doubts, but as soon as the words of doubt fell, before Yin Ge could speak, Xiao Yi heard the sound of a girl's chuckle from the room.
"I really can't see it, this vigilance is quite strong, but the things that shouldn't be paid attention to are everywhere. Seriously, this is not a good habit, and it needs to be changed. But then again, you say, am I delusional, why do you think that this guy's face seems to have changed again, and it looks more like the groom official on the Geng post than it looked at yesterday. ”
There was only him and Andrew in the room, and the only woman was Yin Ge, and there was no fourth person, but now he heard the voice of a fourth person in this room. It is a unique tone for girls, clear and crisp, and it is by no means the voice of a yin song.
Because of this sudden overflowing laughter, Xiao Yi's heart jumped wildly, and he glared in fear, Xiao Yi said, "This ...... Who...... Who is in this house. ”
"Who, of course it's me."
"You...... Who are you......"
"You don't need to know who I am, you just need to understand that I'm here to tie the paper man to the netherworld for you."
This suddenly suppressed voice made Xiao Yi's heart feel shocked again, and just when he was terrified and wanted to find the source of the sound, he suddenly felt a huge pain in his neck, and then the whole person fainted to the ground. was also waiting for Xiao Yi to faint, and then he appeared, and then said with a smile.
"Oops, it seems that one accidentally overdid it, and people are a little dizzy."
"Lord Lin, you are really."
If you want to make an ordinary person faint, she can come up with a lot of ways to come there, but she doesn't need anything, and she uses this most primitive method. Looking at Xiao Yi who fell to the ground, Yin Ge felt that it must have hurt very much just now.
This subordinate is indeed a lot heavier, and the neck of the person can't help but shrink with it. However, I have to admit that this method is simple and crude, and it is economical and effective. Since people are already like this, it is useless to say more, so Andrew immediately spoke up and cut off their words.
"Enough, it's time to start."
"Really, my temper is getting more and more urgent."
asked Andrew to urge like this, and Lin didn't say much, but complained quietly. As soon as the words of complaint fell, the cloak swung on its own without wind, and just as the cloak was about to swing wildly, a large number of human figures broke away from Andrew's body. There are more and more human figures, and they are getting denser and denser, and finally they are all attached to Xiao Yi.
One by one, they were posted one by one, and every place was not staggered, and when these figures were all attached to Xiao Yi's body, the human form changed. Originally, the pure white human form could not see any color, but gradually showed its human appearance. Eyebrows, eyes, mouth and nose, Xiao Yi's facial features are engraved on the human figure little by little, and finally the whole person is completely rubbed. After the humanoid form really rubbed out the same face as Xiao Yi, the humanoid mutation stopped. After the termination, the human figure slowly twisted up, like everything that a snake must go through before molting, little by little, the rubbed paper figure was slowly crumpled, and when the human figure was wrinkled to a certain extent, the whole rubbing broke away from Xiao Yi's body.
The falling human figure gathers into a complete paper figure, and when you see the paper figure under this rubbing, it is a yin song.
I was also shocked.
Paper Man.
This thing in front of you is a real paper figure?
If Yin Ge hadn't watched everything go on right under her nose, she wouldn't have believed that the paper figure standing there in front of her was actually a humanoid figure.
Whether it is the eyebrows or lips, even the curvature of the corners of the eyes and lips is exactly the same as Xiao Yi's own deity. Except that his face was slightly pale, and it was impossible for the paper figure to move, this could almost be regarded as Xiao Yi's replicant.
It was completely shocking to all this in front of him, so much so that after being shocked, Yin Ge couldn't help but exclaim softly.
"Is this really a paper figure made up of Drew's humanoid form? God, that's too similar. (To be continued.) )