I lay in the hospital for two days, during which time Da Niu came to see me once. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info Da Niu told me that Shi Xiaohui heard that I had acute meningitis, and I remember crying. He was forced by Shen Xue to have no choice, so he had to tell Shi Xiaohui the truth, I didn't say anything. I know that I can see through the illusion, it's not that I look down on Shi Xiaohui, it's just because of reason.

Two days later, I returned to Zhenbao Zhai, and as soon as the front foot entered the door, the back foot Jiu Brother returned.

Brother Jiu was dressed in Hawaiian style and said to me, "Oh, little handsome guy, what a coincidence?"

I was speechless for a while, the older Brother Jiu gets, the more unserious he becomes. Then he said, "Well, is there anything wrong with this handsome guy?" ”

Brother Jiu smiled and said, "Eleven, I heard that you are in the hospital again." ”

I nodded and said, "Well, I've got a grudge." I had no choice but to use life-saving moves. ”

The ninth brother nodded and said, "This is as it should be." Let's go, I just received three letters outside, which seem to be transcripts from your school. ”

When Da Niu and Erhu saw Brother Jiu coming back, they were all full of smiles at first, and when they saw Brother Jiu holding an envelope with the name of the school in his hand, they instantly turned into a bitter gourd face.

Brother Jiu sat down, first made a pot of tea, lit a cigarette, and then said, "Da Niu, Erhu, you say that I should read your senior brother's report card first?" Why don't you look at your transcripts first? ”

Da Niu thought for a while and said, "Let's look at Senior Brother first." ”

Brother Jiu nodded and said, "Well, it's okay." Have a good beginning. After saying that, he opened the envelope with my name on it, took out the transcript inside, and looked at it. Then he shook his head and said, "Eleven, are you so interesting?" ”

I frowned and asked, "What's wrong?" Am I unable to return? ”

Brother Jiu cried and said, "It's just that it's boring if you don't regress." Eleven, can't you fail the exam for Brother Jiu? Then let your teacher talk to me. Then he paused and said, "It's okay to come to visit your home, I heard that there have been a lot of female teachers who have just graduated from your school in the past few years, and you have to create some opportunities for Brother Jiu." Speaking of this, the more Brother Jiu thought about it, the more angry he became: "How can you say that you are also a single-parent family, although you study well, shouldn't your teacher care about your healthy growth?" You teachers are so irresponsible. No, I'm going to your school to complain. ”

I smiled and didn't speak. Do it next to Brother Jiu, pick up a cigarette and light one.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the ninth brother turned his gaze to Da Niu and Erhu and said, "Da Niu, Erhu, your teacher wants to find me." But in your class, even the music teacher is male, so it's so boring. After speaking, he shook his head and opened the envelope of Da Niu, looked at the report card, and then opened the envelope of Erhu and looked at it. Then the ninth brother was silent.

Erhu swallowed his saliva a little nervously and said, "Master, what's wrong?" ”

Brother Jiu smiled and said, "Well, there are still half of the subjects that are passed, which is good." ”

Da Niu smiled and said, "Thank you, Master, for the compliment." ”

Brother Jiu tilted his head and said, "Do you think this is a compliment?" Both of you have the same score on every exam. Since you have the same heart, won't you each carry half of it? In this way, there are two back scores. ”

Erhu nodded seriously and said, "Master, we are only half of the people who carry it." ”

Brother Jiu was originally offended by holding a cigarette, and he couldn't help but form an O-shape. Obviously, he was thundered by Da Niu and Erhu. I couldn't speak for a long time.

Da Niu asked, "Master, look..."

Brother Jiu's face sank and said, "Okay, take off your pants." After speaking, he took out a thick rattan from under the chair and said, "The old rule is that you will fail ten times in one subject and forty times in four subjects." I'll give you a discount, fifty times each. With that, he started spanking.

I was smoking a cigarette on the side, watching the big cow and the second tiger scream. In fact, Brother Jiu also began to exert a few blows. The rest is basically a touch. It's not that Brother Jiu feels sorry for his apprentices, it's just that the big cow and the second tiger have thick meat, and if they are broken, no one will do the work of pouring tea and water.

At noon, the big cow and the second tiger can only eat standing up. This is good, and it is more convenient for two people to stand up and pick up vegetables. I didn't have much of an appetite, so I took a few puffs and smoked.

When Brother Jiu saw that I didn't eat, and he couldn't grab the big cow and the second tiger, he said, "I will eat at different tables in the future." Just the way the two of you eat, you're full when you look at it. If you can't read well, you won't be able to cultivate the Tao, but you can eat. After saying that, he lit a cigarette as well.

After packing up, Brother Jiu took out a gilded invitation and said, "In a few days, I will take you to see the big scene." After speaking, I didn't forget to shake the invitation card in my hand.

Da Niu said excitedly: "Master, what is the big scene?" Is it a feast of the sea and sky? ”

The ninth brother smiled and said, "Oh, I didn't expect you kid to be quite smart, you know this." ”

When Erhu heard Brother Jiu say this, he thought that he was really going to the Haitian feast, so he smiled and said, "Master, why do you want to let you break the bank, besides, we are still minors." However, since Master is going to go, let's go and see it. ”

Brother Jiu looked at me and said, "Eleven, I think you will still live on campus next semester, right?" If you follow these two fools all the time, you will be infected. I can only count on you for my mantle. ”

I smiled slightly and said to Da Niu Erhu: "Brother Jiu is talking about Dragon Boat Festival. ”

Brother Jiu pointed at me, and then said to Da Niu Erhu: "Look, this is my apprentice." It's just you, it's still a feast of the sea and sky, and you have too much energy, right? Don't sleep at night, take an all-night walk. I'm going to pay for something. Prepare for that, too. This time, the Dragon Boat Festival was held in Chengdu, and I had already booked the plane tickets and hotel. Tomorrow, you'll just bring a few changes of clothes. With that, he got up and went out.

When Brother Jiu was far away, Da Niu came over and asked me, "Senior brother, what is Dragon Boat Festival?" ”

I thought about it and said, "The Dragon Boat Festival is the time when the yang energy is at its peak every year. Every five years, the Taoist Association holds a Dragon Boat Festival market a few days before and after the Dragon Boat Festival that year. "During this period, there will be dinners, prop fairs, auctions, exchange meetings, etc. It can be regarded as a grand event of the Taoist Association. ”

Erhu thought for a while and said, "Wow, there's a dinner?" Isn't it the kind of buffet party where you eat and talk while eating on this plate? ”

Da Niu nodded and said, "Well, maybe it's still the kind that is available in unlimited quantities." ”

After speaking, the hearts of the two seemed to have flown to Chengdu.

Looking at the expressions of Da Niu and Erhu, I suddenly felt that in fact, Brother Jiu's proposal to let me live in the school was right. After staying with Da Niu and Erhu, I could really be infected by them.