Chapter 13 is not a good bird
Chen Mu's words choked the bald man, seeing that the girl was about to give in, he killed Cheng Cheng halfway to bite the gold, and the bald man's face was red for a while, and blue for a while. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Okay, you're here just in time, this beef is too tender and not chewy, I suspect it's pretending to be pork"
"You're stupid X, you know at a glance that you haven't eaten imported beef, you have to be chewy? It's simple, go to the night market food stalls, where the beef is guaranteed to be chewy."
There was a lot of laughter in the shop, and some people whispered "hillbilly", "Hanging silk still comes to this kind of place." ”
The bald man was so angry that he lost his mind, he slapped the table, "What a broken shop, Lao Tzu won't eat it." ”
Chen Mu shrugged his shoulders and looked indifferent, "It's okay, then settle the bill."
Bald men are short and ugly, and they usually rely on a few dollars in their pockets to pretend to be forced to gain a little superiority.
The bald man thought to himself: "Don't you look down on Lao Tzu, wait for Lao Tzu to slap the red ticket on the table, and see which of you still farts." ”
The bald man smiled triumphantly, "Don't worry, I don't have a lot of money for you, and you, chick, I will also give you your tip, aren't you making this money." ”
Chen Mu said impatiently: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up." ”
The bald man put his hand in his pocket, but then the bald man's face suddenly changed, and then he touched his body as if he had psoriasis.
Chen Mu smiled, deliberately raised his voice and said, "It won't be so coincidental, you just didn't bring any money." ”
Flutter.
At this time, everyone at the scene laughed, it turned out that he was really here to pretend to be X, and the bald man's face was flushed, and he was extremely embarrassed.
"No way, my wallet was still in my pocket when I came in and sat down, and my wallet must have been stolen just now."
I'll take it, I didn't bring any money, just pretend to be X, and now I'm going to beat it up, how can people be obscene to this extent.
The people in the store despised the bald man to the extreme, and some people even said: "Eat the overlord meal, call the police and arrest him." ”
"I really brought the money, no, my wallet must have been lost here, I want to watch the surveillance."
Chen Mu said: "This is simple, go and call the security guard." ”
After a while, the security guard came, holding a tablet in his hand, and with this he could see the replay of the surveillance.
The bald man had a heart, "Slow, let's come and see and testify to me." ”
The bald man was full of confidence, because he knew that he had brought money, and now that the wallet was gone, it must have been stolen in the store, he called everyone to come over to witness, on the one hand, to save his face, and on the other hand, to settle accounts with Chen Mu later.
"Yes, no problem," Chen Mu said.
The bald man came in 20 minutes ago, and the security guard rewinds the surveillance back to when the bald man came in, and then starts playing.
As the minutes passed, everyone saw that from the time the bald man came in to the time when the bald man found out that he had lost his wallet, no one approached him at all.
"It's impossible"
At this time, a woman with heavy makeup next to her snorted with disdain, "How can there be such a disgusting person." ”
The bald man felt that he was more wronged than Dou E, how did he know that his wallet had already been taken away by Chen Mu by taking things from the air.
The angry "bald man" was completely out of control, and he pointed to the nose of the woman with heavy makeup and scolded: "Stinky woman, what are you talking about." ”
"Dead bald, you have a clean mouth, you offended the old lady and let you die on the street."
With a "snap", the bald man slapped the woman with heavy makeup.
"Okay, I'll let you know how expensive this slap is"
The woman with heavy makeup called someone, and at this time the bald man began to be afraid, but it was too late, and the brother of the woman with heavy makeup was a police officer.
Soon, a chubby policeman arrived.
"Dare to beat my sister, hehe, the kid is very fat, I'll detain you and let you enjoy it," said the fat policeman with an elusive look in his eyes.
The bald man was really scared, he originally wanted to bully and bully others, but he didn't expect such a big thing to happen.
The fat policeman and the woman with heavy makeup exchanged glances, and Chen Mu could see that these two were not good birds.
Just as the fat policeman was about to take the bald man away, Chen Mu shouted "slow".
"Boy, since this incident has alarmed me, then you don't have to worry about it," said the fat policeman.
"Hehe, I don't want to care, since he kept saying that the wallet was lost in my store, then it can't be unclear, this matter must be clarified."
The fat policeman asked, "Boy, how do you want to figure it out?" ”
"Uncle police is here to testify, each of us takes out our belongings and puts them on the table, if it really is someone who stole it, then everyone has stolen it."
Some diners chimed in: "I agree"
The fat policeman wants to take the bald man back to teach him a good lesson, and knock on a bamboo pole again, he has that idle time.
But what Chen Mu said was very reasonable, so the fat policeman said: "Boy, then hurry up." ”
Soon, everyone took out their belongings and put them on the table, and there was no wallet that the bald man had said.
"It's all right now," said the fat cop impatiently.
"Uncle policeman, you still forgot about someone,"
"Who?"
Chen Mu looked at the woman with heavy makeup.
"You suspect my sister, boy, you are looking for death."
"Uncle policeman, I'm for your sister's good, since everyone has checked it, your sister will also cooperate, and she will be innocent."
"Brother, it's okay"
The woman with heavy makeup was wearing a dress with no pockets on her body, she poured all the contents of her handbag on the table, only to see a brown man's wallet slip out, and the bald man was quick to grab it, "My wallet." ”
The woman with heavy makeup and the fat policeman were stunned at the same time, and the fat policeman blamed his sister in his heart for being so careless.
Everyone has stolen money, and the question is, everyone is watching, whether the fat policeman will detain his sister.
The fat policeman's face was extremely unsightly, and Chen Mu coaxed on the side, "I believe that the police uncle will definitely kill his relatives and detain his sister." ”
The fat policeman was used to being domineering, and he happened to have nowhere to get angry, so he approached Chen Mu, "Boy, you don't want to mess around in Hangzhou, do you, when will it be your turn to command Lao Tzu." ”
Unexpectedly, Chen Mu raised his hand and slapped the fat policeman like a spinning top, turning clockwise at least twice on the spot, and the people at the scene were stunned.
"People like you are also worthy of being a policeman, you have tarnished the image of the people's police."
"Okay, it's the other way around, I see if you can go crazy in prison, I see that you have fine skin and tender meat, and many people in it like you", the fat policeman was so angry that he laughed instead.
Many people at the scene sighed in their hearts that this young man was probably going to suffer.
Unexpectedly, Chen Mu waved his hand again, turning the fat policeman's pumped counterclockwise two more times, and the fat policeman picked up the walkie-talkie and asked for support from the large army.