"TMD, and the same party!" Mo Yifan grabbed the knife seized on the coffee table and stood at the door. The door of the Pen, Fun, and Pavilion www.biquge.info opened from the outside, and Mo Yifan was just about to raise his hand when he heard, "! Scared the hell out of me. ”

A round ball came in from the outside, and this round ball was called Zhang Jiuqian. is Mo Yifan's best friend.

"What are you doing?" After Yuanqiu confirmed that the person in front of him was Mo Yifan, he threw the lunch box in his hand on the coffee table, "I called all afternoon, but I didn't answer." I'm scared brother, I'll rush to you as soon as I get off work. I didn't even eat. ”

"Who are you, brother, no big or small. Eat less to lose weight! Although Mo Yifan's words were mean, his heart was full of emotion.

"! Who's this? Zhang Jiuqian, who was wearing glasses, asked when he saw the thief trapped on the ground.

"A stupid thief!" Mo Yifan opened a can of beer and handed it to Zhang Jiuqian.

"Stealing your house?" Zhang Jiuqian took the beer with a look of disbelief.

"Hmm!"

"Flutter!" A sip of beer was sprayed on Mo Yifan's face, Zhang Jiuqian didn't care about Mo Yifan, who was angry, laughed heartily, and said breathlessly, "Yet, still, really, a, stupid thief!" ”

After eating and drinking, Zhang Jiuqian pointed at the thief, "Go!" Let go of his mouth, and I will judge him. ”

"TMD, who are you calling?" An empty jar flew past Zhang Jiuqian's ears, "If you want to ask, go yourself." ”

"! That's just 0.7 mm! Zhang Jiuqian scolded and got up and took out the socks from the thief's mouth. Alas! He pushed the thief's head with his hand, "You say, how did you steal into his house?" ”

The thief struggled to prop up his head, "Big brother, I said, can you let me go?" ”

"Love to say it or not!" Zhang Jiuqian picked up the socks on the ground.

"I say, I say." The thief swallowed, "Listen to don't be a veteran, this kind of house without air conditioning and often without people." It is usually a place where some corrupt officials hide their money. So, I just came in and tried my luck. Big brother, it's my first time. ”

"Kind of interesting! Seeing that you are not very old, you don't look like a repeat offender. Drinking no? I don't know if it was the thief's age or his unique point of view that intrigued Zhang Jiuqian.

I don't know if it's because the thief who drank the wine talks a lot, or the Zhang Jiuqian who drank the wine. In short, when Mo Yifan woke up the next day, the three of them were lying next to a pile of empty cans. Looking at the skinny thief, Mo Yifan tried hard to think about what his name was called? I only remember that when I was dizzy, he praised his kung fu vigorously. It seems that he is the first thief to be robbed by the victim at the scene. Whatever? Everyone invited themselves to drink, and it would be boring to send it to the police station.

Watching the thief shake out of the house in gratitude, Mo Yifan took a cold shower for himself as soon as possible. When he came out, the garbage in the living room had been cleaned, and Zhang Jiuqian, who was sweating profusely, came in from outside. Mo Yifan was indescribably moved, "Aren't you idle?" Isn't it dirty again for a while? ”

"Otherwise, I'll live with you. It can also clean you for free. ”

"Come less. You want to use me as a gun room. You're beautiful! ”

If Mo Yifan is asked to find fault with Zhang Jiuqian, he can pick a hundred, a thousand for him. The one listed in the first article must be lustful! It's so, up to ninety-nine, down to just leaving, he's interested. In his words, "Dude no, not picky eater." Mo Yifan didn't know how those women liked him, he was round like a basketball.

For this matter, when talking to Zhao Ya together, Zhao Ya threatened Mo Yifan and Zhang Jiuqian to break up with each other. At that time, Mo Yifan felt that it was not easy to have a comrade-in-arms who went to serve as a soldier by train Pila and came back from another train. Now, Zhao Ya, who hates Zhang Jiuqian, is no longer around, and only this lustful Zhang Jiuqian still appears in front of him with a dead face. Even if he became the public enemy of the world like Hitler, Mo Yifan would firmly say: "He is my brother!" ”

Mo Yifan remembered asking Zhang Jiuqian when he was a soldier, why did his father give him such a name? At that time, he said with a disdainful face: "Have you heard of Zhang Daqian? Later, I learned that his father had never heard of Zhang Daqian at all. The reason why Zhang Jiuqian called his name was simply because in order to ask for him, his father was forced to pay 9,000 yuan for his birth.

At the breakfast stall, Zhang Jiuqian was still grinding and chirping about moving over. Mo Yifan's nagging about Zhang Jiuqian can be ignored like a small flying insect in the air. Mo Yifan, who picked up the last rice noodle in his mouth, looked up and saw Zhang Jiuqian with his mouth wide open, holding chopsticks and staring behind him. Shook the cigarette in front of his eyes, "What are you doing?" ”

"Shh Zhang Jiuqian hurriedly lowered his head and said, "Be quiet." The college students behind you are very punctual. ”

Mo Yifan turned around curiously, just looking at the girl, Mo Yifan's eyes swept down, and he suddenly despised it, "College student fart!" College students wearing B skirts? ”

"You're so auto, who told you that college students can't wear a small skirt? It's trending right now. Zhang Jiuqian took a bite of food into his mouth, and didn't forget to stare at it, "If you don't say it, I haven't paid attention yet." Long legs, but also very white! Coming here, coming here! "Zhang Jiuqian is still taking care of eating.

Mo Yifan couldn't get used to Zhang Jiuqian's actions, so he took out his mobile phone and prepared to read the novel. He doesn't like beautiful women, he just thinks that beautiful women have nothing to do with him, and he used to think so with inferiority. It's easy to meet someone who he thinks is the most beautiful, and now he has left him, and he thinks so even more.

Zhang Jiuqian on the other side finally closed his mouth, and Mo Yifan finally felt that the world was much quieter.

"Hello!"

Where do you seem to have heard this sweet voice, Zhao Ya? Mo Yifan raised his head suddenly, and the little short skirt of Qi B was standing beside him, and a faint fragrance was particularly fragrant in the façade room filled with the smell of oil smoke and second-hand smoke.

Mo Yifan was sure that he didn't know this girl, "Is there something wrong?" His eyes glanced at Zhang Jiuqian, and he was immediately embarrassed. Without him, the birdman was drooling, staring at the girl's thighs. You have to pretend you don't know this guy.

"Thank you, saved me yesterday." The girl looked at Mo Yifan with big eyes, and she didn't know that Zhang Jiuqian was peeping at her.

"Oh, yesterday, I'm sorry! Didn't recognize it. Mo Yifan hurriedly stood up and faced the girl. Years of reading still let him know some politeness.

"I'm sorry! The marks on your face, sister-in-law blame you. The attentive girl saw the ring on Mo Yifan's ring finger.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Mo Yifan didn't remember the red marks on his face at all. The scars from the pimples were everywhere on his face, and he had long since lost the habit of looking in the mirror unless he shaved.

"If I need to, I can go and explain it to my sister-in-law."

The girl's intimacy made Mo Yifan forget that she was wearing the Qi B short skirt that she was most unaccustomed to, "No, no." ”

"Beauty, your surname? Can I leave a WeChat? Zhang Jiuqian's voice was out of place, and there was just the right appearance.

"Is this your friend?"

Mo Yifan was about to deny it. The owner of the restaurant shouted, "Where's No. 34?" Number 34. ”

"Here, here!" The girl confessed and hurried over.

Mo Yifan took a puff of his cigarette and sat down casually.

"Alas! Do you know? I don't introduce to buddies either. Zhang Jiuqian put the chopsticks down and blamed.

Mo Yifan looked up at Zhang Jiuqian, wanting to slap him. Do you know me?

"This is my phone." When Mo Yifan was staring at Zhang Jiuqian's hair, the girl appeared next to Mo Yifan again. "I'm going home with breakfast. You can call me if needed. "Put down a note and turn away.

"! Is it a chicken? When did you have this hobby? Without waiting for Mo Yifan to take the note, Zhang Jiuqianyi held the note in his hand, stared at the girl's figure, and said to himself: "Where did she take out the paper and pen?" ”

Mo Yifan snatched the note, which was the piece of paper that the restaurant owner wrote down the table number.

Zhang Jiuqian's gaze came to Mo Yifan's face, "! Who hit you? ”

"it!" Mo Yifan threw the cigarette on the ground, because he couldn't communicate with this scumbag, and got up and walked out of the restaurant.

Although it was very hot, there was a little wind, and the treetops were swaying slightly with the wind. In Mo Yifan's bedroom, the curtains are still tightly covered. Mo Yifan leaned on the bed and was distracted by a book. The only small fan was occupied by Zhang Jiuqian, who was in the round ball, and he was still holding a folding fan in his hand.

"I invite you to the Internet café. There is at least air conditioning there. This is the Nth time Zhang Jiuqian has said the same thing.

"No, no." Mo Yifan finally reacted, raised his head and wiped the sweat on his head, "I said, you don't go home and blow your air conditioner." What's the deal with taking over my fan? ”

"I told the old man, you haven't been in a normal mood for the past two days. In order to prevent you from committing suicide, I am here with you for a few days. Zhang Jiuqian fanned the fan with one hand and tugged at the collar of his T-shirt with the other.

"You're going to kill yourself?" Mo Yifan snatched the fan from Zhang Jiuqian's hand and said.

"Dare you say you didn't have such a thought the other day? Who put themselves on my shoulder after drinking and said they wanted to jump off a building? There was no fan in his hand, so Zhang Jiuqian simply picked up the fan and faced him.

"How many days are you going to stay? Sleep in the living room at night. Don't want to sleep in the same bed with me. ”

As soon as Mo Yifan's words fell, Zhang Jiuqian's laughter came, and he flexibly dodged the fan thrown by Mo Yifan.

A long time ago, Mo Yifan didn't have a girlfriend at that time, and Zhang Jiuqian was not lustful at that time. Both of them had just gone to work, and while they were young, they made two bottles of liquor at Zhang Jiuqian's house, and they both fell on Zhang Jiuqian's bed. Early in the morning, Mo Yifan was woken up by a foul smell and found that he was pillowing on Zhang Jiuqian's buttocks. This had already hurt him a lot, and he didn't want to say a leisurely sentence at this time-"How does my fart smell?" ”

As a result, Zhang Jiuqian ran into the toilet with panda eyes. Later, with the threat of publicizing the matter, he slaughtered Mo Yifan for a big meal.

Mo Yifan's words just now evoked the dusty memories of the two.

"Boss, I'll take some money, let's talk to your leader. It's not a thing to keep you from going to work. Zhang Jiuqian sighed and discussed with Mo Yifan. I don't want this sentence to provoke the hornet's nest.

Mo Yifan roared: "Why did you spend too much money on your young master during this time?" Wait until tomorrow I'll buy a house and pay you back! ”

Zhang Jiuqian was also annoyed, "With your temper, who can stand it, no wonder Zhao Ya left you!" ”

"Get out!" The book in Mo Yifan's hand flew to the wall behind Zhang Jiuqian and smashed to the ground again.

Zhang Jiuqian slammed the door in anger.