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Wang Xiaofan helped his sunglasses, glanced back at the lazy Ma Li, and said loudly: "Hurry up!" Keep up, it's coming! ”

"I want to hurry up, too! I'm pulling all the luggage, can it be fast? You're a big man and let me pull my luggage as a weak little girl, it's really inhumane! Ma Li complained while carrying a large suitcase to Wang Xiaofan's side.

Wang Xiaofan looked at Ma Li's fat body, and said a little embarrassed: "If you are weak, I guess no one in this world dares to say that you are strong." Didn't I tell you, this money is not so easy to earn, if you don't want to do it, return the 20,000 yuan to me, you can leave at any time. At this point, I will not force you. ”

"Don't think! Do you want to get my money back? This kind of crazy words, thanks to your mouth! Isn't it just a suitcase of 100 pounds? The old lady can pull a yin ~ hair! After Ma Li finished speaking, she pulled the big box, blushed and ran to Wang Xiaofan's side in one breath.

Nanshan Nursing Home, just look at its name, its location is deep in a mountain.

The road here is bumpy, and it is inconvenient for vehicles to enter and exit, so when the vehicle reaches the bottom of the mountain, the staff of the film crew and Wang Xiaofan and his party can only walk up the mountain.

After climbing the mountain road for more than an hour, I finally saw a tall iron gate in a smoky place.

In front of the door, stood two guards in military uniforms.

When Wang Xiaofan walked to the side of the two soldiers, the two immediately stretched out their hands to stop them and said, "The military is important ahead, and idle people are not allowed to enter!" ”

If it weren't for what Zhou Shilong said, Wang Xiaofan might think that these two little brothers were funny, after all, how could a nursing home become a military powerhouse?

However, knowing the inside story, Wang Xiaofan could only explain his intentions respectfully and wait for the reply of the two.

"You're here to put on a show for the old men? Did you keep up? A soldier with a slight stubble looked at Wang Xiaofan and the staff's documents and asked.

"Hello, this is the passage document approved by the above." The staff stepped forward and handed over a document.

The soldier looked at it carefully for a long time before he said, "The performers can go in, and everyone else will roll down the mountain!" ”

may know or understand the situation of the Nanshan Nursing Home, and after communicating with Wang Xiaofan, the staff can only carry the machinery and equipment down the mountain.

"Okay, I guess that's going to happen." Wang Xiaofan said secretly in his heart.

The reason why Marina's box is so heavy is because it is full of various equipment to prevent this from happening.

The gate opened, and the mist in the mountains kept tumbling as the gate opened.

Wang Xiaofan nervously looked into the depths of the gate, and when the gate was fully opened, Wang Xiaofan was shocked when he saw the scene inside.

Originally, I thought that the nursing home should be lifeless, and a group of old men and old ladies who couldn't walk were under the guard of the nurses, moving their steps little by little.

But at this time, in front of Wang Xiaofan, there was a group of energetic old men, who were carrying wooden fake guns and running back and forth around the highly modern playground.

Looking at the old men who could still see the curves although their muscles were a little shriveled, Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but think of the information he investigated: The average age of the elderly in the Nanshan Nursing Home is 76 years old, and the highest age is a 104-year-old man.

"How does this look like a 70-year-old? People in their 50s don't have their health, right? ”

Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but wipe the sweat on his head.

As soon as Ma Li walked in the door, the rusty iron door closed with a "clang".

Outside the door, the soldier with a little scumbag shook his head and said, "Another star who is not afraid of death is here, do they want to take advantage of the relationship of the old men to get on the throne?" ”

"Don't worry, this little white face must be the life of being banned again. How many times have the top orders been repeated, as long as these old men are a little unhappy, they will never allow this group of actors to step into the entertainment industry for half a step. It's a pity, but there are some people who fantasize that they can please the old men, and they desperately stick here. What happened to the results? For so many years, only one person has succeeded, and the others are all miserable and can't even eat. ”

"Come on, let's get some tissues for a while, and when they come out to cry, give them some comfort. The young man was quite polite, but unfortunately, he took a crooked path. ”

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The old people running wild on the huge modern playground made Wang Xiaofan feel like he was in a dream.

Not far away, next to a luxuriously decorated swimming pool with a statue of a soldier in the center, several elderly people are lazily wearing sunglasses and enjoying the afternoon sun.

Everything here makes Wang Xiaofan feel very new, because he feels that this place is more like an upscale resort.

"You, yes, it's the two of you! What are you doing here? An old man in a morning exercise uniform yelled at Wang Xiaofan and Ma Li with a loud voice.

Wang Xiaofan politely explained his intentions, but after the old man heard this, his eyes stared at Wang Xiaofan and narrowed slightly.

From his eyes, Wang Xiaofan saw a look that only people who crawled out of the pile of dead people have. It was a subtle look between life and death.

And the old man staring at Wang Xiaofan with this kind of eyes at the moment also made him feel a little furious.

"To do public welfare? Hehe, hahahahaha!!! ”

The old man suddenly burst out laughing, and the laughter was like a roaring tiger in the mountains and forests, and Wang Xiaofan's eardrums hurt.

Ma Li on the side couldn't help it anymore, and covered her ears with her hands, Rao was like this, her face still looked painful.

"Lion's roar!" Wang Xiaofan couldn't help but exclaim.

Chinese martial arts are broad and profound, but because of the acceleration of modernization, more and more kung fu has disappeared in the long river of history.

The kung fu that the old man in front of him inadvertently showed was also shocking to Wang Xiaofan.

"Do you think we're like a bunch of sick old people lying in the hospital room waiting to die?" After the laughter stopped abruptly, the old man asked angrily.

Before coming, Wang Xiaofan learned that the old people here have a very strange temper because they have not been in contact with outsiders for a long time.

He smiled and replied, "You seem to be in good spirits, and I feel that you are stronger than someone in your forties." ”

Looking at Wang Xiaofan's kind smile, the old man stared at him carefully for a while.

I could hear the feeling of neither humility nor arrogance in his words, and the old man's face softened slightly. However, it is obvious that he did not intend to let Wang Xiaofan go so easily.

"You want to give us old immortals a charity performance, right? Okay, do 1000 push-ups first! The old man with a very high voice said lightly while picking at his nose.

Some old soldiers who were originally not interested in bullshit youth idols like Wang Xiaofan also smiled when they heard that there was a bustle here.

"I'll go, you dead old man! The opening is 1,000 push-ups, do you think this is eating dogs and ignoring them? Even if you don't pay attention to the dog, no one can eat 1,000 at once! Xiaofan, Sensei did it, I will find a way to return your little money to you when I go back. Damn, I came to the show with kindness, and I was on it! "I don't know what the identity of the old man here is, Ma Li is still that kind of unscrupulous.

"Okay, let's go! As long as you dare to leave now, I promise that tomorrow you will never be able to mix up any bullshit entertainment industry again! ”

"Hey, who are you! Bragging can't be taxed! I still ......"

"Ma Li!" Wang Xiaofan stopped her and gave her a look.

Ma Li, who is usually a thief, immediately realized that something was wrong.

Looking at the old men who had already gathered around, Ma Li couldn't help but swallow her saliva, walked up to Wang Xiaofan, and asked in a low voice, "Old Wang, what this dead old man said can't be true, right?" ”

Wang Xiaofan nodded, hummed softly, and then said: "They are all founding fathers, and the worst is also a lieutenant general." ”

After listening to Wang Xiaofan's words, Ma Li's face turned white as if she had been smeared with powder.

"The old lady actually scolded a group of founding generals! Am I dying? Ma Li secretly hated herself for being too arrogant.

"Boy, have you thought it through?" The old man with a loud voice said with a smile.

Everyone can see that he is deliberately embarrassing Wang Xiaofan.

If you are an average star, let alone do 1,000 push-ups, even 500 is enough.

Even if you can do 1,000 push-ups in one go, if you don't let the muscles stop in the middle, then after that set, both hands will cause muscle necrosis due to lack of oxygen.

Although Ma Li has the heart to speak for Wang Xiaofan, it is related to Wang Xiaofan's future.

This kind of thing, she still simply chose to shut up and let the man in front of her choose.

The corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, Wang Xiaofan looked at the old man with a smile, and there was not a trace of fear in his eyes: "A thousand...... Is that enough? ”

His words made the old people around him stunned.

What does this young man mean?

Could it be that there are still people who think that there are fewer push-ups than a thousand?

"Hehe, young man, don't be too arrogant. Even when I was young, I could only do 832 in one go. Well, I'll admit it, I was just embarrassing you. As long as you can do 800 push-ups in one go, I won't be hard for you, old man. The old man showed a rare side of kindness.

Wang Xiaofan shook his head, still full of confidence and said: "If I say that I can make two thousand in one go, will you be able to watch us perform directly?" ”

"Wow~~~~"

The onlookers were in an uproar.

They had all lived to this age, and they had never seen such arrogant young people.