Starting point author exchange group. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Haha!"

"It's a new week!"

"This week's novel has been pretty good, and I've already received tips from several readers!"

"Really? Then you must send a red envelope! ”

The group chatted very well.

Chen Yifa, who is also the administrator of the group, suddenly @ all the members, "I never expected that my book "Big Winner" was originally planned to be written casually, and I was not ready to sign a contract, but I just wrote 40,000 words, and a signing text message was sent from the website......"

The novel can be signed, not only means that it has been recognized by the website, but also represents the supreme glory in the eyes of the author, especially those authors who have not signed a contract, and they regard those who have signed a contract as idols!

"Great God!"

"Kneel!"

"It's only 40,000 words to sign a contract!"

"Please take my knees!"

"Amazing, Chen Yifa, the fastest in our group is only more than 30,000 words signed, usually signed after 50,000, you are already amazing."

"It's not just amazing, I signed a contract of 90,000 words, this Nima is 30,000! I'm dying of envy and jealousy! It's really more popular than people! ”

Many people sent congratulatory messages, especially those newcomer authors, who were full of enthusiasm one by one, hoping to take advantage of this to touch the light of the gods.

After waiting for a lot of congratulatory messages, Chen Yifa sent a modest expression, "It's so-so, maybe it's my luck." ”

Lu Mad had just taken a break at this time, but he saw the screen of his mobile phone light up.

It turned out to be a group message.

clicked on the group, and after seeing the message sent by Chen Yi, he was immediately happy.

Still so-so?

If you can be so humble, can you use @ all members? You're afraid that everyone won't know that you have received the news of the signing!

However, everyone has a little vanity in their hearts, as long as they don't go too far, Lu Mad didn't debunk the other party's little care, but sent a message: "Congratulations!" ”

I don't know what's going on, Chen suddenly shifted the target to Lu Mad in a flash, "By the way, that newcomer, what you said yesterday really impressed me, I just created a new book, and before it was approved, I uploaded 20,000 words at once, I think when I was a newcomer, I wouldn't have made such a low-level mistake!" ”

"That's it!"

"I don't think I would have made such a low-level mistake in the first place!"

"It's really a big forest, and there are all kinds of idiots!"

"There are strange things every year, especially this year, but this year's one is the most strange one I've ever seen!"

Many rookie authors have chimed in, and finally caught the great god of "Chen Yifa", and they all began to hug his thighs, even if the words offended the newcomer Crazy Deer? If you can get the attention of the great gods, let alone offend a wild deer, even if there are ten more of them, they will be offended one by one!

The No. 3 rebar worker, who is also the group administrator, couldn't stand it anymore, and stood up and played a round, "It's normal for newcomers to make mistakes, let's not talk about this newcomer, let's talk about signing a new book." ”

But it seems that what he said doesn't work very well, everyone should still mock Lu Mad as much as possible, or how to mock him.

Lu Yan was also a little angry when he saw that he was counted down like this.

Who's new?

Who makes a low-level mistake?

Dude, I'm confident or not, I uploaded 20,000 words directly at the beginning, because I was sure and sure, as long as the new book is approved, I can sign the contract directly, forget it, why do I explain so much to you? Don't catch me again when the time comes, and I'm bragging.

Chen Yifa saw that the newcomer was silent, and he was complacent, and it was also a good thing to be able to step on the newcomer by the way at the same time as the good news of signing the contract came, so as to set off his identity as an old man.

However, he was not ready to let go of this newcomer, and sent a message: "Why don't you speak, newcomer? Just talk about your ugly things and make everyone happy! ”

Immediately afterwards, Chen Yifa sent another message: "Don't take it to heart, we are all for your good!" Some newcomers always make the same mistakes repeatedly, which is really undeserved, and we laugh at you to make you remember the mistakes you have made deeply, and you will not make them again in the future! You have to appreciate our good intentions! ”

The No. 3 rebar worker saw that Chen Yifa had been pestering the newcomer, and he had no choice.

In other words, he is an ordinary administrator, he can count a few sentences, but only this Chen Yifa can't, although the quality of this guy is not very good, but the qualifications are very old, and he also has a masterpiece that has been praised by many authors, "The Return of the Little Sage", counting people, he is not qualified at all!

Helpless, he can only hope that the newcomer will ask for more blessings.

But how can it be so smooth, maybe the newcomer will not be able to be ridiculed by so many people and leave the group!

In the group.

A lot of people are watching the newcomer's joke!

Many people are looking forward to the newcomer making a fool of himself!

However, contrary to everyone's expectations, this newcomer seemed to completely ignore the message Chen Yifa had just sent, and replied: "I'm sorry, it seems that there is a system message on the website, you talk first, I'll take a look." ”

Website news?

There was silence in the group!

It can't be the signing news, right? If that's the case, it's too much of a slap in the face!

Chen Yifa had a strange look on his face and sent a message to comfort himself, "Haha, I guess it's the news that that kid's new book has been approved!" But any new book, as long as there is no reactionary, pornographic or other content, can be approved! It's not a big deal! It's a skill to be able to be signed! ”

"Oh oh oh!"

"Yes, yes, yes, it must be the news that the review has passed!"

"Scared me, I thought it was the signing news!"

"Oh my God, don't be kidding, okay!"

"That's right, how could such a stupid newcomer possibly sign a contract? You must know that he is only 20,000 words, and he will sign a contract in 20,000 words? Not only surpassed Chen Yifa's great god, but also broke the record of the number of words signed in our group in one fell swoop? How is this possible? ”

"Surely it can't be!"

The No. 3 rebar worker couldn't wait to @ Lu Mad's ID, "Can you tell me about the content of the message?" ”

"The news that the novel has been approved." Lu Mad replied after reading the website message.

Chen Yifa breathed a sigh of relief and made a laughing expression, "I'll just say, it's the news that the new book has been approved." ”

Rebar No. 3 sighed in disappointment when he saw the news.

This Chen Yifa relies on his own identity, no one pays attention to it, it is one of his great pleasures to ridicule newcomers, sometimes even they are sarcastic, many people can't stand this guy anymore!

How nice would it be if the newcomer received a signing message?

20,000 words to sign!

And Chen Yifa is only 40,000 words, and the signing is indispensable!

It's the rhythm of the beating!

If that's the case, then Chen Yifa probably won't have the face to mock others in the future, because he is the biggest joke himself!

Pity.

There are no ifs.

Group taunt mode is on again.

Lu Mad once again became the object of everyone's ridicule.

"I'm sorry, there's another message on the website, I still have to go and see it, you guys talk first." Lu Mad didn't have the strength to pay attention to these people, because he had just received another message, and Bacheng was the legendary signing text message.

Well?

Another one?

The group suddenly fell silent again.

Unlike last time, this time it's deathly quiet!