Regel looked around, saw everyone holding back a smile, and said helplessly: "If you want to laugh, laugh, come up with an idea!" ”

Everyone burst out laughing, and Snead said with a smile: "It's a privilege, I think it's hard work." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 infoThe yellow-haired girl who doesn't take a bath must have any fun at all. ”

Rudolph, who has learned the "medieval beauty", laughed even more: "And most of them have yellow muscles and rotten teeth; The smell of exhalation is worse than that of the sewer. ”

"Have you laughed enough?" Regel puffed, "It's time to come up with an idea." ”

"How do you tell us to come up with an idea?" Sneijder's pleasure, if this was a bed, he would definitely lie on it and turn it over: "Since you are here, abide by the customs here, and ask the lord to feed these women to ward off toxins and ward off evil spirits." ”

Cheng Qianxun was also laughing so much that he was about to burst into tears, which was not as good as he imagined. If it had been before, those men, especially the slings, would not have been covered in animal blood, and they would have traveled to medieval Europe to become lords at once. That's a free bud plus an authentic foreign girl, each rotation is not the same, absolutely wonderful, absolutely hot!

The main thing is that they have not seen the dignity of these women in the Middle Ages, and just bathing only three times in their lives is enough to make people satisfied, and about a sow rolling in the mud tastes much better than them. And all this is for the sake of faith, an incomparably powerful faith, and what a powerful idea it is to have pus on the face, to itch to death from a gynecological disease, rather than to take a bath, and to defile a pure soul.

She smiled and said, "I have a way to solve the crisis temporarily." Of course, you can't cure the root cause, let's talk about what is in front of you first. ”

The honorable lord Regel descended the stairs, accompanied by his brother and the faithful knight.

Rudolph, of course, wore the sword at his waist, and the knight originally wanted the sword to be with him, and it was such a valuable sword. It is said that the hilt of the sword is also inlaid with sacred relics such as the teeth of St. Peter and the bones of a sage, and it is a golden sword that only the royal family can afford.

Rudolph's stature alone is tall enough, while Regel and Sneijder's stature are almost like gods.

Several peasants at the door immediately took off their hats, revealing their disheveled hair full of lice. About the messy palm strands that are thrown next to the trash can and torn open mattresses are cleaner than their hair.

Fortunately, the nobles didn't have to stand in front of them, and Regel stood at the top of the stairs and looked out the door: "Which one?" This made his teammates laugh secretly.

"It's four!" The thug graciously pulled them over one by one: "This is the miller's daughter; Salute! This is for the killing of animals ... ”

Apparently in the order of having money or not, followed by two ordinary unskilled peasant daughters. In fact, they are all half a pound and eight taels, and they should be wearing the best clothes in the house, but the clothes are still full of patches. Two are rickets patients, short, chicken breasts, and long-term nutritional deficiencies.

The miller's daughter was a little fatter, but the flesh on her body was not so much that it came out, just a little more normal. But the dense pockmarks on her nose and cheeks were more than the stars in the sky at this time.

There is also the daughter who kills livestock, but she is a beauty, or barely into the eyes, with a high nose and big eyes, and her father who helped to kill pigs and sheep everywhere and bring back a lot of water, and raise her with a lot of flesh. But Regel just looked at it twice, she smiled "Yanran", and a mouthful of black teeth suddenly made Regel's eyes widen.

And those untouchables have been arguing since they didn't come out, what are they arguing about, there has been no lord for a month, and the marriage dates of these four brides have been delayed again and again, and they are all anxious to wait for the lord to get married after "warding off evil spirits and eliminating misfortune".

So the four bride fathers hurriedly took the basket to show the filial piety they brought, or rather, to make up for the body after the help of the lord.

There are a lot of things, blood sausages, eggs, and even salted fish, all of which are full of baskets!

"My lord, let's help my daughter bud first!" A peasant hurriedly said: "Finally, a man is willing to want her, and if she doesn't get married, she will be almost twenty years old." ”

The age of marriage for women in the Church was 12 years old, and in the Middle Ages the general age of marriage was between 16 and 18 years old, and very few women did not marry after the age of 20. In the eyes of medieval people, twenty years old is equivalent to the current woman is thirty years old, standing at thirty.

"My lord, it's still my daughter!" The butcher picked up a big pig's head inside: "This is my filial piety to you, I just got it yesterday, and it is still very fresh." ”

"I brought ten pounds of jerky!" The miller said magnificently, "There is also a big bag of flour, which is the best flour, and can be made directly into the queen's bread and white bread." ”

The so-called big bag is only about three catties. But considering the situation at that time, these three catties of flour were no less than thirty catties of semolina full of bran.

Of course, the other two peasants did the same, otherwise their daughter's wedding would have to be delayed again and again, one yelling that he had brought five catties of cheese, and the other shouting that he had brought four large salted fish.

Cheng Qianxun hid upstairs, secretly watching everything downstairs through the crack in the door, and laughed so hard that he was about to twitch. It's almost time for her to play, and she has to hold back a laugh first, but it's obviously not an easy thing to do. The whole thing is just too cola!

Regel nodded with satisfaction: "Well, yes, let me think again!" ”

The thug said flatteringly: "The lord is actually in very good health, or one a night, let these lovely brides get married as soon as possible." ”

Legel's eyes suddenly puffed out, and Cheng Qianxun, who finally couldn't hold back his laughter and was about to open the door to go out, suddenly laughed and sat down in place. And Sneijder didn't endure as much effort as Rudolph, who was an agent, and suddenly laughed out loud.

The lord's younger brother smiled, and the thug thought that the lord was very satisfied with this arrangement, so he also said: "These four were going to get married last month, and they have been delayed until now." There are several couples this month, and everyone knows that the lord is here, and they are all starting to prepare for the wedding! There should be at least ten or so more. ”

Legel almost fainted, still waiting for him to come over and get married. This can't be blamed on those people who are getting married now, often spring and autumn are the most suitable for marriage, and after the autumn harvest, there is extra money left, just in time to prepare for the marriage. In the winter, we are hungry together, and in the spring, when the grass grows, we can work together. So almost all of them get married in the fall!

Seeing that the lord's face didn't seem to be quite right, it was a little pale. The thug thought to himself that there were women almost every day this month, and even the boar couldn't stand it. So he said understandingly: "Why don't you ask the master to choose one first, and then it will be decided tomorrow depending on the situation." ”

"Good, good!" The corners of Regel's mouth twitched, and he pretended to spin around the four "flower-like" brides-to-be. In fact, none of these brides can bear it.

As he was choosing, he heard an angry roar on the stairs: "Regal! ”

The Oriental noblewoman, who was the fiancée of the lord's brother, appeared on the scene, proudly picking up the hem of the luxurious dress that was the envy of the women, without a single patch, and went downstairs in a rage, standing in the middle of the stairs and shouting: "How dare you do this to me! ”

Cheng Qianxun began to compile a story that everyone could relish, and said angrily: "My hateful sister pretended to be me and snatched you, then forget it, it's all the slut's fault, I forgive you." I didn't expect you to roll the sheets together with these vulgar inferior people, it's just so hateful. I will never forgive you, not forgive! ”

After saying that, he turned around and walked quickly upstairs, and closed the door heavily.

"Woo~!" The loud sound of the door slamming made Regel and the others all tremble slightly, and Regel immediately screamed: "Honey, it's not what you think, listen to me!" ”

He threw down the pile of peasants and brides-to-be at the door and hurried up to explain.

Everyone watched as their lord ran into his brother's fiancée's room to explain... Then there was Lord Sneijder, the lord's younger brother, who was furious: "What do you two mean? "I ran all the way up.

The door slammed shut again, and the sound of a quarrel was heard inside:

"My good brother, that's how you treated me?"

"You dare to try it! I'm a lord, and you only get a small portion of the inheritance. ”

"Your fiancée was actually hanged a long time ago, you were obviously a couple with my sister at the beginning, and you didn't stop her from seducing my fiancé when you knew it, you coveted my property."

"Oh dear, don't be upset about what happened in the afternoon, I know it's wrong, but you can't abandon me and follow my brother, right?"

A group of people standing at the door, with their mouths slightly open, stared blankly upstairs, and heard a lively and unusual quarrel. It is as if they understand what family disputes should belong to the internal contradictions of the upper class.

Rudolph held the sword in one hand and said with a proud demeanor: "Obviously, the lord is not available today, or you will try again tomorrow!" He needs to comfort his brother ... Uh-huh, maybe it's his fiancée emotions. Either his brother, or he himself needs to stabilize his emotions. ”

It's complicated, it's not something that ordinary people can understand, let alone people who don't even write their own names. So the men looked at each other, picked up the baskets, turned around and followed the thugs out, and went out to their own homes.

"Oh, if you can flirt with those maids, can't I? Think about it, who am I, my wealth is enough to buy ten times all your brother's fiefs. I didn't belong to you in the first place! Find my dead ghost sister! ”

"My dear, I know that you love me the most, and I will introduce my brother to-morrow with a rich widow or a well-connected lady. Don't worry, I'll take care of my dead dad for his sake! ”

"You're not a good thing either, say, do you have that with that dead ghost?"

"It's already that, maybe when she hanged herself, she would have been two months pregnant in her belly. Oh dear, or I love you the most. I said it a long time ago, they were all seducing me. Don't mind, I'm not looking for them anymore, okay? My dearest. ”

Cheng Qianxun and the others continued to shout in the room, and they came up with anything.

At this moment the door opened, and Rudolph stood in the doorway, calmly and indifferently: "My master, they are all gone!" ”

When Rudolph came in and closed the door, the four of them looked at each other, sat down weakly in their chairs, and then, I don't know who started, laughed out loud. In the end, everyone covered their mouths, and tears were about to come out of their eyes. (To be continued.) )