Chapter 537: Two Forrest Gump
As soon as Gordon and Rudolph went out, Cheng Qianxun became worried, the two teammates who were the most relieved in the past, even if they went out together at this time, it would make people worry about them not to make anything. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
After washing the potatoes in the boiling snow in the house, he stood at the dining table with a knife in his hand, thinking about whether to peel them or not. At the moment, even potato skins are food. But the potato skins were brought down for the dogs.
I heard a quarrel outside, and Rudolph and Gordon returned, arguing as they went.
When they walked to the table, they kept arguing, it turned out that they had found a hare on the road, and Gordon wanted a gun to shoot the hare, but Rudolph refused, saying that he wanted to bring in the Germans, so the two quarreled.
"What Germans, it's the stomach that matters now, how long have we not eaten meat?" Gordon's face turned red with rage.
"Are you hungry? You eat the most, and you eat a top two. Rudolph carried a gun on his back, and when he saw Gordon coming, he stood sideways, even in the house, and did not let Gordon touch the gun.
"Don't you see my size, little man, you must have eaten more than me if you can grow like me." Gordon's words struck a nerve with Rudolph.
Rudolph suddenly scolded angrily: "What's wrong with my size, I eat less and work more, not like you, I look like a woman." "It's also a shame that now, if it had been before, Rudolph would have been able to dismember Gordon's body.
"That's right, it's also my ability to soak women, and if you have the ability, you can also grow ten centimeters taller, soak it for me." Gordon had a smug look on his face, but he didn't know that he would regret saying this when he sobered up.
"Hit imperialism!" Rudolph even shouted slogans.
A rat smelled potatoes and other food, and one accidentally fell off a beam and landed on the table. A sound of "duh~" interrupted the noise.
Gordon and Rudolph looked sideways, and the rat was nailed to the dining table with a knife pierced. And the hand holding the handle of the knife is Cheng Qianxun's.
Cheng Qianxun blushed his face, pulled the knife out of the table together with the mouse that was still twitching, and said with a bit of gloom: "The meat is here!" ”
With another "bang", she threw the knife on the table in front of the two of them, and said in a commanding tone: "Rudolph, dispose of the mouse; Gordon went out to pick up the firewood he needed tonight, and if the fire broke out in the middle of the night, I would burn your cotton clothes to keep warm. Go now! ”
For a woman who sticks a knife into a mouse and doesn't even blink her eyelids, it's better not to mess with her. The two looked at each other, reached a consensus for the first time, and silently went about their own work.
Looking at the potatoes on the table, Cheng Qianxun poured them all into the pot and boiled them all in annoyance. What peeling is not peeling, anyway, the knife is still stuck in the mouse, so let's eat it like this.
It seems that Rudolph's skills in handling corpses have not degraded, the rat has been stripped off, and the internal organs inside have been cleaned up, although the meat is a little less, but the size is okay, at least there are two taels.
Cheng Qianxun found a branch of the rat meat and plugged it in, and then put it into the fire and roasted it. And the boiled potatoes in the pot above began to melt and bubble.
Watching Cheng Qianxun rummage through the rat meat, Rudolph asked softly, "Cousin, what did you do before?" ”
"Why do you ask this?" Cheng Qianxun replied casually.
The rat meat began to sizzle a small amount of oil, and Rudolph was a little curious and a little questioning: "Girls shouldn't be like this." ”
"Isn't it possible to see a rat screaming and letting a good piece of meat escape?" Cheng Qianxun sprinkled a little salt found from the house on the rat meat: "Don't forget, where did I come from, everyone has to eat when they are hungry, don't talk about mice." ”
Gordon came back and patted the snow on his body as soon as he came in: "Damn, it's snowing again." ”
"You want firewood!" He didn't bring it in, but threw it on the ground nearby, and then came in smelling the fragrance: "It's so fragrant, it's so fragrant." ”
Rudolph was annoyed, stopped at him, and pointed to the firewood on the ground at the door: "That's it, how is it enough?" ”
"What can I do!" Gordon cried out with reason, "It's snowing, and all the branches on the ground are covered with snow." It's good to be able to pick them up! ”
Rudolph rolled his eyes: "There is an axe at the door, you can't cut a small tree and come back to chop firewood?" ”
Gordon was stunned for a moment, and then shouted full of grievances: "You just asked me to pick up, but didn't ask me to cut, how do I know?" ”
Let's go around her, it's really hard for Cheng Qianxun not to get angry, and yelled at them: "Okay, don't pick it up, go to the room to see if there is anything to burn, if not." ”
In view of these two second goods, it is worrying to go out once, or it is most reassuring to stay in front of you. Anyway, if it doesn't work, burn the chairs and tables, and some of them can be burned.
Cheng Qianxun carefully divided the rat meat, because it was difficult to divide it into three equal parts, so he simply divided it into four parts, and one part was given to all the dogs to take a small bite. They were already licking their noses, and their saliva was almost dripping all over the ground. I owe them today, otherwise I wouldn't have traveled so much.
Gordon got his share, it was with hind legs, his brows furrowed, he couldn't stand the smell of rats, he took a deep breath, closed his eyes and nibbled violently.
Rudolph got the part with the other hind leg, and it was very delicious. But the mouse was still a little smaller, and it was gone in a few bites, and he licked his fingers, still unsatisfied: "I didn't expect the mouse meat to be so fragrant." ”
"Don't mention the rats, are you disgusting?" Gordon finally swallowed all the meat, covering his mouth and nauseating: "It's the first time I've eaten this thing, if you hadn't given me a gun, now we're eating rabbit meat, more than this meat, vomit, vomit... ”
What is hypocritical, in the past, the larvae of the longhorn beetle were just dug out of the bark of the tree, and they were put into their mouths alive and chewed. It's okay to eat a scorpion or something, never doubted that Gordon could even eat cockroaches if necessary. Now eating a rat meat, you can be disgusted like this... Cheng Qianxun turned his back and tried not to look, otherwise he would have to lose all his confidence by the gap in reality.
"Still with a gun, do you have a brain, do you know that the sound of gunfire will attract the enemy, and we won't be able to go to the front line!" Rudolph scolded sternly.
In fact, in Cheng Qianxun's eyes, these two guys have similar IQs, both below 75 points, which is similar to Forrest Gump in "Forrest Gump", or even worse.
Just as Gordon was about to fight again, Cheng Qianxun stood up suddenly, took two rags, and put the boiled potato pot that was cold on the ground on the table: "Are you noisy or yo eat, there are not many potatoes, who will eat them first in your stomach." ”
The two finally stopped bickering, stood up, and went to fish for potatoes with a bowl in their hands.
After eating dinner, giving all the bones to the dogs, and giving each dog four cold boiled potatoes, Cheng Qianxun began to get busy again. She found hanging jerky in a corner of the room.
Seeing these black, dusty jerky being fished out of the soaked water by Cheng Qianxun and carefully scraping off the oxides and moldy dust on them, Gordon frowned.
Even Rudolph asked a little puzzled, "Can you still eat this?" ”
Gordon's brows didn't spread: "It's all moldy, I've been hanging it for at least a few years." ”
"Even if it is a hundred years old, only the nobles could eat this kind of meat in the Middle Ages, and the common people only ate one or two slices when they were relatively well-off." Cheng Qianxun put the scraped one into the water and continued to soak. It was also because these jerky were so ugly that the Germans did not "requisition" them. Because of this, maybe at least three days' worth of food will be available.
Cheng Qianxun put the pot on the fire and heated it again, and if he soaked it in hot water, he might be able to eat the meat by waiting until tomorrow morning. If you can't do it, take it with you, and then find time to bubble and boil more.
Gordon was delicate and delicate, and of course he slept in his bed. Slept him in bed, and he still hated to sleep with Rudolph.
The dining table is too small, and Cheng Qianxun is pitiful and can only sleep on the ground. She just got together with the dogs, it would be much warmer.
"You go over, it's so small, but it still occupies such a big place." On the other side of the bed, Gordon's angry voice could be heard, and the "creaking" bed was shaking.
"Open your colored eyes and see if you sleep more or I sleep more. Don't squeeze me with your American ass! "Rudolph's fire is also very big.
"You squeeze me, it's quite strong... Gordon gritted his teeth.
I heard the bed over there "creak~creak~creak~" sound, and both of them had a lot of strength, of course they weren't doing "that thing". Cheng Qianxun was really angry and funny, turned around, hugged another dog beside him, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.
It took a day to run, about 100 kilometers, but this was just the beginning. Now it is still in Poland, and the road to Moscow has not been removed for about a fraction. The teammates looked like this, how could they lead them through the vast sea of snow, and there were German troops all over the way, and later there were Soviet troops who counterattacked.
What to do? Cheng Qianxun was so confused, she stretched out her hand, touched her neck, pulled the pendant out of the thick cotton clothes, and pinched it in her hand. Now perhaps only this pendant can comfort her.
If you think about it in other ways, Gordon and Rudolph are indeed not as good as they used to be, but what was she in the eyes of her teammates in the past? I can't lift my hands or shoulders, and I need the care of my teammates to survive. How much help does she get? I can't figure it out myself, I really owe them too much.
Do you dislike your teammates now because they're getting weaker, and who are they?
Thinking of this mileage, Chihiro was relieved, and at this time, his heart was full of benevolence and gratitude for the two second-class teammates.
With a "bang", the door was suddenly kicked open, and with the wind and snow blowing outside, four people with shovels and forks rushed in. One of them is today's old man. He stared at blood-red eyes, with hunger and greed in his eyes, and pointed at Rudolph and Gordon on the bed and shouted, "Yes, it's them, they have guns, they must have food." (To be continued.) )