Chapter 1 Jumping into a Well
"Sir, madam, Miss has woken up!" Hearing the girl's words, the old lady of the Bo family quickly got up and hurried to the room of the young lady of the Bo family. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"When is it, still thinking about roast duck!" Mrs. Bo said and pulled Mr. Bo out of the door, and Mr. Bo was dragged away, and shouted loudly to the housekeeper Uncle Wen to ask Boss Liu for more sweet and sour sauce!
"Madam, I'm thinking about our family too! The kitchen is so far away from her room, and she hasn't even smelled the smell of food after sleeping all these days, can she not be hungry? ”
"Bo Wenzheng, eat! Eat! Eat! If you eat it again, will anyone dare to marry? Try the roast duck again! While training Master Bo, Mrs. Bo asked the maid around her to boil some porridge and hurriedly sent it to the young lady's room.
The Bo family has been in business for generations, and when it came to the generation of Master Bo, Master Bo didn't like business or being an official, but he just got into a jinshi and joined the court to be the head of the household department. Master Bo is especially delicious and has no ambition, so in the ten years of officialdom, he has never offended anyone, and he has never been promoted. On the day Miss Bo was born, Master Bo was promoted to become a household waiter for no reason, and the Bo family thought that this Miss Bo was a big lucky star, so Master Bo was also very fond of this Miss Bo family, and he was famous for raising it in the boudoir.......
"Miss?" Dressed in green, the girl with the same jade hairpin on her head every day is called Yingfeng, her temperament is soft and introverted, and she speaks softly like a trickle of Xiaoquan.
"Miss?" They are all Miss Bo's personal maids, but this one named Yun'er is very different, quite heroic!
"Why are you still ......" raised his eyes and swept away, this familiar furnishings, fat girl Yun'er, is clearly still the boudoir of Miss Bo Yi! It seems that I didn't succeed, this well jumped in vain!
Who am I, you ask? I'm a very lucky modern person! How good is it? In order to encourage myself to come to Beijing to see this dream place, I am ready to go back and fight for another year, the result may be too excited, thinking that I will come to see the red leaves of Xiangshan at the right time, but I fell off the cliff with one foot on the incense burner peak and not only did not fall to death nor crippled, good luck!Chinese However, she fell through time and space to this place I don't know what era it was, and was thought to have disappeared, and Miss Bo was carried to the Bo family, where she was pampered and pampered for half a month.
"Yi'er", a kind old man wearing a crimson red shirt embroidered on his chest that looks like a chicken and a bird, is my father.
"Dad," I buried my head and quietly raised my eyes from time to time to look at the expressions of Mr. Bo and Mrs. Bo, thinking about how they would deal with the past if they were to blame.
"Isn't it just a divorce? How did you jump into a well? Fortunately, the well was full of mud, but it didn't hurt anything if I fainted! Otherwise, Father will definitely avenge you! ”
"Revenge? Poke Ye Lin's eye with a duck bone? Or smear his face with braised pork residues? "This person who is particularly good at mending knives is Miss Bo Yi's mother, and compared with Master Bo's casual cuteness, it is called a daunting one. Judging from the contact for most of the month, Mrs. Bo actually loves Bo Yi's daughter very much, compared to Master Bo's unprincipled spoiling, Mrs. Bo is far-reaching, and hopes that her daughter can show off her wisdom and find a wishful husband! I didn't explain to them where I came from, and they wouldn't believe that I was a man hundreds or even thousands of years from now, and that I was exactly the same as their daughter, and that I would be mad; The second is that when I thought of the previous words, where I found aliens, I would dissect and study people, eh, even if this dynasty can't dissect now, but they are feudal superstitions! It is likely that a group of onlookers who do not know the truth will set me on fire, or simply mold me into a golden body and put it in the temple for offerings. Hey! I shuddered unconsciously when I thought about it! After carefully analyzing the current situation, this girl named Bo Yi and I should be mistaken for her when there is a person on the other side of the world who looks exactly like you! And the real Bo Yi should have been injured by his self-esteem and ran away from home! This?? Of course I guessed, anyway, there is no news of her these days, and no one has debunked me! I'll quickly heal my wounds, bring some rare things, find a way to go back, and everything will be fine! However, this is the second time I tried and still failed, and it is estimated that it will be said that I committed suicide by jumping into a well because of the excessive sadness of being divorced! People are terrible, people are terrible!
"Sir, the roast duck has been bought"
"Uncle Wen, put down the roast duck and let the kitchen hurry up and send Miss's porridge!"
"Yes, ma'am! And this roast duck??" The housekeeper, Uncle Wen, looked at Mrs. Bo on the left and on the right, and Master Bo didn't know what to do.
"Madame tells you to put it down, let's go quickly" As he spoke, Master Bo looked at Mrs. Bo with his eyes, but the afterglow was full of the fragrant roast duck! This thin old man is my current father, who is a foodie in our modern terms! Pure foodie!
"Yi'er, it's not my mother who said you, why can't you control this mouth if you have the courage to jump into the well, and be a slender fair lady! It won't end up being divorced! ”
"Mother?? With you as a mother, I don't care or comfort and I still dislike me, am I your own child! Didn't my dad buy roast duck and send it! ”
"What sent? I hope you are not my own, because you have now become the talk of the city after dinner! Your father was ridiculed by his colleagues for raising a strange daughter, Bo Wenzheng! What are you doing! Do you still have the heart to eat roast duck? ”
Here, Mrs. Bo is earnestly teaching, and over there, Mr. Bo is holding a piece of roast duck in his hand and stuffing it into his mouth! This style of painting! I found it so funny!
"Okay, okay, Dad, mother, I'm fine, I really accidentally fell, not jumped! Go back to the house, it's good to have clouds and windward wind."
"Yun'er, take good care of Miss in the wind, don't go wrong again!" Probably seeing that I was in good spirits, it really didn't look like I was overly sad, and Mrs. Bo was silent for a while, and then agreed to go back to the house.
"Yes, ma'am," the two girls said in unison, with sincere fear.
"Bo Wen is hurrying to take your roast duck away!"
"Yes, yes, Madame! Yi'er, the roast duck daddy will take it away, remember to drink the porridge later! ”
Finally coping with the past, think about what to do in the future? It doesn't seem like it's okay to mess around anymore, anyway, I'm going to collect more treasures and antiques and bring them back, and then don't get into trouble, and don't get involved with any big names like in the TV series. I don't have a high authority in my body and appearance who will take a fancy to me and protect me, and I can't bear to fight alone with a group of people with different brain circuits, and although my history is not bad, the book only tells me a rough idea, who knows if I am dressed as a screw person in this era, if I stand in the wrong line, there may be something steaming, cannon branding, car cracking or something waiting for me! I don't have a long-term vision and don't want to be passed on to future generations, so I don't want to be killed by other people's ancestors for no reason!
"Miss, drink porridge quickly, it'll be cold in a while!"
"Well, bring it!"
"Windward, get my clothes ready, I'm going to change and go out"
"Miss?? You're going out? Yingfeng looked incredible, and even Yun'er's eyes widened, these two girls were afraid that I would not be able to think about it and do something earth-shattering.
"Don't worry! I've figured it out that I'm not going to do stupid things again."
"Isn't it?? Miss, you're not in good health...... I just woke up again, or still..."
"Huh? My words don't work? Do you want me to sue my father so that you won't be allowed to eat? ”
"Yes?? Miss" said that Yingfeng and Yun'er lowered their heads deeply, looking like a catastrophe was coming, the girl has a lot of rules, and it is normal to be scared. Actually, how can I be so mean, but I really think it's funny to put on a young lady posture, and I still like these two girls very much in my heart!
"I'm, I'm" My face should be distorted at this time.
"Windward...... Yun'er ........., "If this voice is a good song, it will probably be able to go around the beam for three days, but this is the sound of my roar, which scares the people in the yard."
"Small. Small... Miss" Yingfeng and Yun'er ran over tremblingly, whispering, holding a basin in her hand, and the water in the basin also gently swayed as if she was also frightened by me.
"Why don't you tell me about that day, I'm now disgraced to France!"
"Penalty penalty ... But Miss, we can't stop you, you said that if you stop you again, you won't have anything to eat," Yingfeng replied with a very innocent look.
"I said so, don't I know what's going on? Now it's okay, I'm like a monkey being visited all the way home", knowing that day was covered with mud and leaving only two eyeballs to tell if it was a person or not a clay sculpture, all the way to be carried back by my father's loud voice through the bazaar, my whole person is not good! Isn't this really a professional pit daughter?
"Hahaha, this is very appropriate, it is indeed like a monkey" Master Bo walked over with a smile, as if it was the daughter of Lao Zhang and Lao Li next door, and he didn't like the drama to be lively!
"Today, I just found out that our daughter still has advantages, and I didn't compare myself to a well-behaved white rabbit, I am very self-aware!" How many times has Bo Yi been stabbed by this mother over the years, and it is a bit incredible that she can still grow strong and thrive!
"Dad, mother, you still make fun of me, Dad, you too, didn't you think of taking a small path and quietly bringing me back? I almost beat the gong and drum to announce it to the world...... "This funny father, I can't help but wonder if God is too good to this Bo Yi and sent me to rescue her from this miserable life."
"This ...... The market road is the closest to the medical center! Saving people is like fighting fires" It seems that this father doesn't think there is anything wrong with this, it's about his daughter, no matter how embarrassed she is, she thinks about her safety rather than face!
"Besides, who knew that you were going to go out as soon as you woke up, what a little monkey, you can't be idle for a moment," said Master Bo, and the tiger touched my head.
"Dad, be gentle next time, as the saying goes, your head can be broken, and your hairstyle can't be messed up!" After I finished speaking, I gently stroked my hair that might have been messed up by Master Bo.
"Well, what do you say, hairstyle is more important than head?" Master Bo pretended to think about it, which was very interesting.
"Of course, your daughter and I are a little bit unremarkable, and if you don't even have a good hairstyle, it will be even uglier."
"Nonsense! I see that you are round and rumbling, very blessed" Master Bo disagreed.
"Dad, how many times have you said it, Zhu Yuan Yurun, Zhu Yuan Yurun!" I hung on Master Bo's arm and didn't let go.
"Okay, good, the pig is round and jade, the pig has to be fatter, not bad!" I really had no choice but to raise my head and make a false anger posture.
"Madam, what's wrong with you" Yun'er's voice came from not far behind him.
"These two living treasures, what have I done?" Mrs. Bo's loveless expression matched a happy tone, and after hearing the sound, Master Bo and I turned our heads and made a grimace at Mrs. Bo at the same time, which made everyone laugh.
I don't know how the real Miss Bo gets along with her parents, but it should be very happy to see this family, and as far as I am concerned, whether it is to repay Mr. Bo and Mrs. Bo for taking care of me, or to make up for the regret that I am not by my parents' side, I have decided that as long as I am still in this family, I will be a filial person.