Chapter 9: You're a Security Guard
Out of the bathroom, Mo Yifan was habitually washing his hands. A woman ran over in a hurry www.biquge.info and vomited wildly at the sink.
Mo Yifan glanced at it, as if he was a guest tonight. Mo Yifan took down the paper towel next to the sink and handed it over, "Does the beauty need help?" ”
I don't know when, "Miss" became a proper noun for a certain type of profession, which originally belonged to everyone's girlfriends, and was gradually replaced by the word "beauty", which has nothing to do with my appearance. For example, the beauty in front of Mo Yifan. Mo Yifan could only see that she had a good figure and long hair. As for how old he is and whether his face is peugeot, Mo Yifan can't see it at all. But what else can you shout besides shouting "beauty"? Mo Yifan could have imagined that if he shouted "Miss", the things in the woman's mouth would be sprayed on his face without reservation, and he would have to apologize to others.
The woman grabbed the tissue handed over by Mo Yifan and wiped it on her mouth, propped her hands on the edge of the sink, glanced at Mo Yifan, and was about to speak. He immediately buried his head in the pool of his face and continued to vomit.
Mo Yifan looked at himself in the mirror on the wall very innocently, "Am I so unbearable?" Let people take a look at it, just this reaction? Mo Yifan wanted to ask clearly. It's a pity that the beauty didn't have the kung fu to pay attention to him, and even Mo Yifan said, "Beauty, which room are you in?" Need me to call your friends? I didn't have the strength to answer that.
Mo Yifan beckoned to his work position, signaling to his colleagues that there was a situation here. This is not the first time this has happened, and one of the duties of a security guard is to take care of drunk guests, put them in the car, and leave them satisfied.
Mo Yifan skillfully poured out a cup of warm water from the water dispenser, took out a paper towel, and stood next to the woman.
The woman grabbed the water cup in Mo Yifan's hand and drank it all. "The hibiscus on the face is hidden, and the willows between the eyebrows are even." It is the only ancient text that Mo Yifan thought of to describe the appearance of a beautiful woman, and it is appropriate to describe the woman opposite at this time. The large, misty eyes look extra alluring in the dim light. Mo Yifan was studying the big eyes, yes, the double eyelids were congenital, or acquired, and his collar was grabbed by the woman.
"Let's go! Drink with me. ”
didn't have time to explain anything, and the woman fell headlong into Mo Yifan's arms. A smell of wine was tangy, but fortunately, it was mixed with a hint of osmanthus fragrance, which smoothed Mo Yifan's frowning eyebrows. glancing at the waiter who didn't know how to help, he asked the private room where the woman was.
The jukebox in the private room was still working tirelessly, with only music and no singing. There was no one in the private room, and there were a lot of red wine bottles on the coffee table. Mo Yifan was a little annoyed with the woman's friends, didn't he know that there were still people missing? Place the woman on the sofa in the private room. Summoning the manager on duty into his headset is a matter that can only be decided by the leader.
During the whole process of reporting to the manager on duty, Mo Yifan sat on the sofa side by side with the beauty. It's not that he doesn't know the rules, it's that the beautiful woman's hands hold him tightly and cling to his body, so that he can't stand up at all.
The manager on duty quickly came to the private room, glanced at the beauty in Mo Yifan's arms, and glanced at Mo Yifan meaningfully. The order was: "Send the guest to Housekeeping 0909." And he took with him and departed with them. Mo Yifan saw that he and his partner winked at him, and hurriedly followed the manager out of the private room, as if he was afraid that Mo Yifan would stop him.
Another person who has no righteousness. Mo Yifan muttered in his heart, and whispered to the woman: "Beauty, I'll send you to the guest room now." The woman seemed to understand his words, and was very cooperative when she helped her to her feet.
Mo Yifan helped the woman stumble and asked for the location of the guest room. Colleagues passing by all looked sideways, but none of them, men and women, reached out to help. Of course, Mo Yifan thinks that they are bullying. didn't go far, Mo Yifan felt struggling. The woman didn't look like she was being supported by Mo Yifan, but more like a piece of rotten meat hanging on Mo Yifan's body. Without him, the woman's hands never left his neck.
Standing in the aisle for a while, Mo Yifan hugged the woman as a princess, and was not surprised at all by the eyes of his colleagues who passed by.
After a lot of hardship, I finally put the woman on the bed. Take off your shoes, cover yourself with the quilt, and just about to leave.
With a "whoop", the woman lay on the side of the bed and vomited again. Mo Yifan had no choice but to get busy again.
After tidying up, Mo Yifan came to the living room outside and lit a cigarette. Report quietly to the manager on duty. He hoped that the duty manager would be able to send a female colleague to take care of the woman. Judging by the room attendant's attitude, the woman was one of their frequent guests. Because she glanced at the woman and said, "Miss Ji." She lives in room 0909 all year round, come with me! ”
Since he was a VIP in the clubhouse, Mo Yifan was very worried that this Miss Ji would vomit and choke on herself in the middle of the night and die. After he told his manager about his worries, the manager agreed with his idea, "Your name is Mo Yifan." You are there today to take care of the guests. Until she wakes up! ”
There is nothing wrong with the leader's decision! But can you be a little more idiotic? You let an adult man and a woman in the prime of life share a room, don't you let the cat watch the fish?
Of course, Mo Yifan can't do Liu Shita Hui, he even has to rely on cold water to suppress his body's lust even when he looks at Lin Wanru's images. But in the face of a woman who was full of alcohol and had vomit squirting out of her mouth from time to time, she couldn't get up.
What's the matter of "taking good care of Miss Ji", you just wait for your VIP Miss Ji to wake up, and I'm not done with you.
This night, Mo Yifan was very hard. Taking care of a drunk person is more tiring than taking care of a sick person. Mo Yifan was really afraid that the woman on the bed would vomit out her stomach, but fortunately, in the end, she was just vomiting some water that had just been poured in, and there was no sign of vomiting blood. Otherwise, Mo Yifan, who came to Guibao Land for the first time, really didn't know how to face it.
Opening a window not only dilutes the smell of alcohol in the house, but also disperses the smell of smoke in the house. This can't be blamed on Mo Yifan, breathing in the room full of alcohol, he thinks it smells better than smoke.
"What's so good about wine? Make yourself like this. Sitting on the chair at the head of the bed and looking at Miss Ji who was finally asleep, when Mo Yifan was talking, he forgot the days when he borrowed wine to kill his sorrows. The upper and lower eyelids kept closing together, and Mo Yifan fell headlong to the side of the bed.
Mo Yifan was woken up by something, and before he had time to say the mantra, he realized that he was there. Without him, he saw a jade foot far away from him.
"You took care of me last night?" Miss Ji, who sat up against the head of the bed, was not a little surprised, and said to Mo Yifan negotiately, "Go and pour me a glass of water?" ”
Since the woman is so plain and so unkind, Mo Yifan has no worries, stands up and stretches, "Won't you fall yourself?" "If it weren't for the fact that the woman who just woke up was still so good-looking and had a pleasant voice. Mo Yifan had already slammed the door and went out, so what water would he pour for you!
"Didn't you see I wasn't up yet? Don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade? ”
What does it mean to not get out of bed? You didn't even take off your clothes, did you? I didn't brush my teeth, but my mouth was pretty sharp. Mo Yifan pointed to the glass of water at the head of the bed angrily.
"It's cold."
With the mentality that a good man doesn't fight with a woman, Mo Yifan carried the kettle to refill, "You're fine." Can I go? ”
"Wait a minute, I'll prove it to you. You don't want to be charged, do you? ”
Mo Yifan looked at the clock on the wall, she did miss the time to hand over the shift, she went to prove it, but she saved herself a lot of trouble.
"Still want to see me change?" The beauty on the bed stretched.
Mo Yifan obediently went out of the room and sat on the sofa smoking. It took a long time for Miss Ji to come out of it. Dressed casually, straight jeans highlight a pair of long legs, which makes her hips more rounded, and a short white T-shirt wraps plump doublets. Mo Yifan tried hard to recall the feeling of the twin peaks pressing on him last night.
A dozen brand-new red tickets were thrown on the coffee table in front of Mo Yifan, and Miss Ji bent down to pick up the cigarette that Mo Yifan threw on the coffee table and lit one.
"Miss Ji, your tip is a bit too much." Of course, Mo Yifan will not refuse the tip. But the thick stack had to make him a little alert.
Miss Ji spit out a cigarette and replied nonchalantly: "It's not a tip." It's your night's money. ”
TMD, insulted! Haven't eaten pork, haven't seen a pig run? Treat Lao Tzu as a duck, this matter must be made clear.
"First of all, nothing happened to us last night." Mo Yifan stood up and explained seriously, "Second, I'm a security guard. ”
"Huh!" Miss Ji smiled and learned Mo Yifan's tone, "First, I'm not a fool. Of course knowing that nothing happened last night. Second, I know you're a security guard. ”
"That's good! All you have to do is prove to our security manager that I didn't leave my post yesterday. Tip, I don't want it. ”
"Really?!" Miss Ji saw Mo Yifan's firm eyes, picked up the money on the coffee table and put it in her bag, "Let's go!" Take me to meet your manager. Standing at the door, waiting for Mo Yifan to open the door for him.
The tall and strong deputy manager Yu diligently introduced Miss Ji into his office. Miss Ji unceremoniously occupies his throne.
"Miss Ji, welcome to visit and guide our security department." Watching the tall Deputy Manager Yu look like a charming pug, Mo Yifan thought it was very funny. Yesterday, when Zhu Liudao brought him here, Deputy Manager Yu looked domineering, and he put his leadership style on a full display.
"Who's that, don't go and pour a cup of tea for Miss Ji." Deputy Manager Yu finally found Mo Yifan who came in after Miss Ji, but couldn't remember his name.
"No need!" Miss Ji took out a neat stack of unopened red tickets from her bag and put them on the table. You don't have to count it, you know it's 10,000. "You security guards did a good job last night. Give him money, he doesn't want it. I'm going to give this money to your security department. It's rare that you can still come out with a decent talent. Although I can't see it on my face, I have a good figure. ”
"What do you mean by 'good service last night'?" Mo Yifan muttered in his heart, "Literally, it's right." But I can't think about it in detail, it's too objectionable. ”
It is true that you can't think about it deeply, Deputy Manager Yu's eyes are completely wrong when he looks at Mo Yifan. There was a hint of envy in the approval.
Envy a fart, Lao Tzu didn't do anything.
No one cared about Mo Yifan's thoughts. Deputy Manager Yu picked up the money on the table and hunched his waist, "Then I might as well be respectful." On behalf of my colleagues in the Security Department, I would like to thank Ms. Ji for the award. ”
It is said that the matter is done, but Miss Ji does not look like she wants to leave. Looking straight at Deputy Manager Yu, Deputy Manager Yu suddenly realized, took out a part of the 10,000, and gave it to Mo Yifan, "This is a reward for your work performance during this time." ”
It's been a while, didn't you just come yesterday? You don't even remember your name. Mo Yifan wanted to reach out and knock off Deputy Manager Yu's outstretched hand, but he didn't have the courage to do it. The first is that Deputy Manager Yu said it in a high-sounding manner, and the second is that he still has to work and eat under others.
Miss Ji watched with satisfaction as Mo Yifan put the money in her pocket, and her eyes revealed a hint of cunning. Get up and walk out of the office. Suddenly stopped at the door, turned back to Deputy Manager Yu and said, "That's right." Forgot about business. He was in the room with me last night. If you don't leave your post, Deputy Manager Yu should not deduct his salary. ”
"Don't dare, don't dare." Deputy Manager Yu hurriedly bowed his head and agreed.
Miss Ji walked away proudly, but Mo Yifan let Deputy Manager Yu stare at him in the office for a long time. Until he smiled bitterly and waved his hand to let Mo Yifan out. Mo Yifan was still confused.