When I watched the Big Bang Theory, Xie Er's embarrassing appearance when he kept the secret made Li Lexiao lean back and forth, and he didn't think that he was much different from a physics genius. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 Most of the graduates from the Department of Computer Science have become IT migrant workers, and when you think about it, you feel that the future is bleak, maybe you should throw yourself into the arms of physics, and maybe you can find a three-body person or something.

"I'm back to my soul!"

Qingque patted his face dissatisfied, pursed his lips and asked him, "Don't want to change the topic, what did you mean just now?" What does it mean not to do that kind of thing? What do you want to do? ”

There is not much difference between a female ghost and a woman, as long as you are suspicious and don't break the sand pot and ask in the end, you will never give up.

Li Le shook his head and tried to find a valid reason, but unfortunately his brain seemed to be stuffed into the sand, and he couldn't think of it when he thought about it. Qingque pinched his waist with both hands and circled around him in small steps, there is a posture that you don't want to leave without giving me an explanation.

As soon as his eyes were closed and his heart was horizontal, Li Le opened his mouth and came: "Eh... I mean... Without your permission, I would never touch Su Yan. ”

After finishing speaking, Li Le relaxed and waited for the end to come, but in his heart he scolded Fu Xin for a bloody matter, you bastard will never spare you when you turn around, and if you don't invite me to three meals, this matter is not over.

Sure enough, as soon as Li Le finished speaking, Qingque's face suddenly became gloomy, thinking in his heart and saying it were two completely different concepts, the latter said that Li Le had already torn his face and made up his mind to step on two boats, how could Qingque endure it.

A terrifying scream rushed straight to Li Le's face, and the terrifying sound wave hit his hair into a broom head, and the couples a hundred meters away shivered together, saying that this girl had a really high voice and the potential of a singer, and by the way, he mourned for Li Le, who was destined to die, for thirty seconds.

"I know you're not at ease, you said you were premeditated! Swallow has self-esteem and is not as shameless as you, are you seducing others? You lower body animal! ”

Qingque grabbed Li Le's ear and roared as a lion in Hedong, and trained Li Le to be full of gold stars. As the saying goes, a man can't be without power for a day, otherwise he will have no status in front of his daughter-in-law, these are all blood lessons.

The coaxing of lowly people and the signing of many unequal treaties made Qingque let Li Le go. Li Le, who escaped from the sea of suffering, returned to the dormitory in a menacing manner, and was trying to catch Fu Xin five times a second, but he didn't think that Fu Xin would strike first.

"Second brother, brother, please do one thing, you also know that there are a few perverts with no lower limit who are eyeing my child, you can't watch your nephew call others father, right? Can you take care of Fang Ying for me? Brother, I'm all on the ground, please. ”

Fu Xin's mouth is indeed not just good at eating, but Li Le was crippled in a few words.

At 6 o'clock in the evening, Li Le sneakily followed behind Fang Ying, fortunately he would be invisible, otherwise he would have to be beaten to death by passers-by.

The depressed Li Le thinks that he may need to replenish his brain, what is the difference between this and the tail line? was fooled by Fu Xin's grandson again.

Fang Ying is now pregnant, and the school leaders gave her paid leave, but Fang Ying still lives in the 'Hualou' because of the boredom at home, her belly is not too big to live alone, and it will be more troublesome in a few days.

When Li Le drifted into Fang Ying's dormitory, Fang Ying was on the phone.

"Mom, don't worry about it, I don't like Yang Wei, can you stop messing around?"

Yang Wei? It's that two hundred and five Wei Shao, it seems that Aunt Fang still hasn't given up her efforts, and that's right, it's really rare to have a rich and brainy pick-up man in the family these days, and it's right not to let it go easily.

"Mom, I know, I can't go." Fang Ying compromised a little helplessly: "But let's talk about it, don't incite Yang Wei anymore, it's like I can't get married, it's not a shame." ”

Put down the mobile phone Fang Ying went into the bathroom to freshen up, and then sat down in front of the dressing table and started to dress up, Li Le was quite puzzled, obviously he didn't like Yang Wei Why did he still dress himself up in a fancy way, could it be that Fang Ying's heart was shaken?

Li Le floated behind Fang Ying, looked at the dressing table carefully, and then realized that it is natural for women to wear makeup and dress up, and it has nothing to do with whether they like it or not.

Cosmetics are not good for the fetus, Fang Ying has been prepared for this, and dozens of bottles and cans on the dressing table are all written: suitable for pregnant women.

After spending half an hour putting on makeup and another half an hour choosing clothes, Fang Ying, who was ready, put on a pair of flat shoes and went out.

Li Le, who was about to fall asleep, hurriedly followed.

Wei Shao has been waiting at the school gate for a long time, today he drove a very atmospheric XXXsuv, this sports XXX has always been known for its comfortable and stable operation, it can be seen that Wei Shao has spent a lot of thought.

The handsome man in the luxury car made the students who entered and exited the school gate look sideways, and many simple female students had crimson cheeks, and those who were bold were even more flattering from time to time.

Seeing Fang Ying coming out, Wei Shao hurriedly greeted him, last time I heard Li Le say that flowers are not good for the fetus, Wei Shao didn't bring flowers this time, he specially prepared a can of warm nutrient solution.

Stuffing the water bottle to Fang Ying, Wei Shao helped Fang Ying to the car with a very gentlemanly demeanor, and then started the car and left the school.

Li Le sat cross-legged on the roof of the car, the wind passed through his body and cooled his heart, others sat in the car and talked and laughed with the girl, but he could only blow the wind on the roof of the car, and the difference in treatment was a little bigger.

Wei Shao held the steering wheel tightly with both hands, his shoulders clamped and his neck stiffened, his eyes stared straight ahead, and his forehead was covered with sweat after a while. Fang Ying sat quietly in the co-pilot, lowering her head and playing with her fingers.

The car drove two or three kilometers, and Wei Shao, who couldn't stand the embarrassing atmosphere, decided to find some topics, he swallowed and spitted and said: "I often think of the scene when we were in school recently, when you combed two twisted braids, and the beauty dazzled me. ”

Li Le lay on the roof of the car and listened to Wei Shao's memories of the good old days, this grandson is quite a thief, pregnant women are more emotional, and good memories can easily touch their soft hearts.

Wei Shao babbled on for 5 or 6 minutes, and then he turned his head and looked at Fang Ying expecting to receive some response.

Fang Ying said coldly: "Drive well, you want me to die twice." ”

Wei Shao turned his head back, he thought about it and decided to change the topic: "When I went to college, I was the happiest, I could see you every day, you are the perfect goddess in my mind, do you remember the freshman ceremony?" Since then, I have made up my mind to marry you home. ”

"Huh." Fang Ying sneered: "I remember that you have had at least 12 girlfriends in your four years of college, and one of them is still my best sister. ”

Li Lexiao almost rolled off the roof of the car.

"Who doesn't have a time when they are young and frivolous." Wei Shaoyan smiled and said: "I didn't understand love at all when I was in college, and now I ......"

Fang Ying interrupted Wei Shao's words: "Stop, I'm going to the bathroom." ”

Wei Shao closed his mouth and parked the car at the door of a convenience store, he got out of the car and helped Fang Ying open the door, Fang Ying slapped his salty pig hand away, and walked into the convenience store by himself.

After buying a pack of tissues from the salesperson, Fang Ying walked into the bathroom.

Wei Shao took out a hundred-yuan bill and handed it to the salesperson: "Dude, I'm going to have a romance with my girlfriend, please make it convenient." ”

The salesman took the banknote with understanding, and kindly reminded him when he went out: "There is no monitoring in the bathroom, hurry up." ”

Wei Shao ran to the door of the bathroom, took out a can of lubricant from his pocket and sprayed it twice on the floor at the door, and then leaned on the door with his hands spread out slightly, ready to save the beauty when Fang Ying slipped in. Wei Shao is still a little scheming, Fang Ying is pregnant with the child when maternal love is overflowing, Wei Shao wrote and directed to protect the safety of their mother and son, and will definitely get a lot of extra points.

It's a pity that Li Le won't let him get his wish.

Fang Ying came out of the cubicle and saw that Wei Shao was obviously stunned for a moment, and it was a little awkward to be guarded by a man when she went to the toilet, her face was slightly red: "What are you doing here?" ”

Wei Shao replied with a smile: "The floor of the bathroom is very slippery, I'm afraid you will have an accident." ”

Seeing that Fang Ying was about to step on the lubricant, Wei Shao's eyes lit up, he was coming... It's going to fall... Wei Shao took a step ahead of time and prepared to come to the rescue.

Li Le kicked his heel when he landed, Wei Shao's steps were a little big, and he landed on the lubricant just in front of Fang Ying.

"Woohoo"

A loud friction sound sounded, and Wei Shao not only pulled his own egg, but also fell to the ground with a stumble.

"Yikes!" Fang Ying exclaimed, "Are you okay?" ”

Wei Shao looked around in a panic, he didn't find any suspicions, he could only attribute the problem to his accidental appearance, and when he stood up with a disgraced face, Fang Ying had already stepped over from him.

Li Le smiled, let you play tricks, you deserve it!