Chapter 348: Nest of Mountain Boar, Pig-headed Pig
"Dare to scold the old lady for being a!" Yu Huimei glared, took off her two high heels, revealed her white jade feet, rolled up her sleeves and stepped forward to teach him how to behave!
"Wife, don't be impulsive!" Yu Cheng hurriedly hugged her and didn't let her come forward.
"No, this evil breath must be obtained, otherwise I don't have a good idea, and if I don't think about it, I won't think about it, and if I don't think about it, I'll get sick......" Yu Hui tried to break free from Yu Cheng's embrace.
"I'm coming!" Yu Cheng suddenly shouted
"You're coming?" Yu Huiwu quieted down and blinked.
"I'll come. Yu Cheng patted his chest and said categorically: "I will solve it!"
"Dad is so manly!" Su Wanwan couldn't help but admire.
Yu Cheng pressed his hand solemnly, signaling her to keep a low profile, and her heart was happy, she made a fool of herself today, and she had to save some face.
"Baba, is Grandpa going to fight with someone else?" asked Lori curiously.
Ling Yu said: "You think too much......
On the opposite side, the leader is a sturdy swarthy man, with a blackened gold chain around his neck, a counterfeit cigar in his mouth, thick smoke from his nostrils, wearing big black sunglasses, combing his big back, a typical image of a big brother in the nineties, and the shadow of the gambling god Fa Ge.
Especially in the summer, this dedicated big brother is not afraid of the scorching heat, wearing a big black cloak, and his body is already sweaty, but he is still trying his best to maintain a cold and handsome appearance, and he does not wipe his sweat.
However, the group of younger brothers behind him are normal, wearing pants and T-shirts, which forms a sharp contrast with the image of the eldest brother, and this weird painting style makes people laugh.
There are a few younger brothers who are obviously suffocated, their faces are red, and they look like they want to laugh but don't dare to laugh.
"The nest is a mountain pig, the pig's head is a pig, and they are the boss!" the boss spoke, speaking in a strange language that was neither like talking nor Cantonese, "In Jieli, the nest has the final say! You beat my little brother, you need to pay the price!"
"I wonder what Big Boar is going to do with it?" Yu Cheng stepped forward and asked.
The boar replied coldly: "Leave your ship department dripping things, and apologize to the little brother of Wodi!"
Yu Cheng said solemnly: "What if we don't agree?"
The corners of the boar's mouth rose, revealing a sneer that interpreted the temperament of the villain in all directions: "Then mother, the nest will accompany you to save it!
"Big brother, I'm here!" a guy with dyed yellow hair walked out.
"Accompany Mr. Jie. Brother Boar held a cigar between his fingers and slowly exhaled a smoke ring.
"Yes!"
Qiang Zai immediately rolled up his sleeves and strode over.
Su Wanwan was also very excited, "It's been almost twenty years, and I finally have the opportunity to see my father's most masculine appearance!"
Ling Yu sighed softly, as if he had already expected what would happen.
Yu Hui stared at her husband intently, a little nervous, I don't know what move he will use, is it a violent and direct punch, or a flexible and agile dodge?
Feeling everyone's expectations of him, Yu Cheng took a deep breath, adjusted his breathing, looked sharp, waved his big hand, put on a good posture, and began-
Be reasonable!
That's right, the gentleman doesn't use his mouth, he is not the kind of man who solves problems with violence, he wants to move with emotion and reason, and use the philosophy of life to implement great love to influence the enemy, so that the other party takes the initiative to put down the butcher's knife.
Yu Hui: "......"
Su Wanwan: "......"
Sure enough, they shouldn't have expected anything......
Little Lori blinked her eyes wide, and sure enough, it was the same as what Baba said.
Ling Yu's face was indifferent, and he muttered softly, "Such a person, but the depths of his soul are sealed with a murderous aura that is so thick that even he doesn't know it......"
Qiang Zai is about to be driven crazy, this guy is simply Tang Seng in the Journey to the West, crooked, crooked, gritted his teeth and said: "I'll kill you!"
Yu Cheng was shocked, his "love and justice probation tactics" didn't work!
Just when Qiang Zai was about to break his face with his fist, a white jade foot flew over.
Qiang Zai screamed, holding his stomach and retreating, his face pale, it turned out that Yu Hui suddenly shot and saved her husband.
Yu Cheng had palpitations in his heart, and sighed secretly, his image as the head of the family was gone.
"I didn't be a big brother for years
I don't love cold bedside
Don't push me to miss it, don't force me to cry, I'll turn my face......"
At this time, Brother Boar hummed "I Don't Be a Big Brother for Many Years" in the western sky, and slowly walked out, his eyes were melancholy and vicissitudes, as if telling a helpless and sad story.
Yu Cheng was taken aback, this is a man with a story!
Su Wanwan and Yu Hui are full of black lines, this person must have a brain pump!
Little Lori is covering her ears, this strange Shu Huang sings really ugly, even worse than her!
Ling Yu's face was expressionless, but the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"It's not a big woman, you...... Come out. The boar pointed at Ling Yu and said lightly, his voice indifferent, "Let's have a man's duel, lose, leave all the belongings, and apologize." Won...... Hehe, it's impossible to win, it's impossible to win in this life. ”
Ling Yu looked at him quietly, as if he was looking at a retarded person.
"Big brother is going to make a move!"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!"
"Slow down, slow down......"
There was a sudden movement from the back of the crowd, and several juniors brought in a tattered stereo, making a few intermittent screeching sounds.
A little brother slapped it twice, and the sound of music mixed with a lot of noise came out, but finally there was a tune.
"It's "Superstar in Troubled Times"!" Yu Cheng heard it at once.
"What?" Lori blinked.
"The theme song of "Crazy Boy" ......" Ling Yu quietly climbed a black line on his forehead.
Su Wanwan: "......"
Yu Hui: "......"
Under the explosive BGM, the boar clenched his fist and burst out a series of crisp sounds, feeling that power was pouring out of his body continuously, and even gave birth to the illusion that he could blow up the earth with one punch.
The boar threw down the cigarette butt, stepped on it, took out the cigarette case of the "big front door", slowly took out a pitch-black cigar from it, put it in his mouth, and a little brother next to him hurriedly lit a fire for him.
When the fire was lit, the younger brother's hands were shaking, but not because he was afraid.
Taking a deep breath, two columns of cyan smoke erupted from his nostrils, and the boar boss picked up his cigar between his fingers and looked at the sky, as if it was brewing before the war.
Ling Yu: "......"
The boar boss put the cigar in his mouth again, and with a wave of his big hand, the black windbreaker on his body flew up in response, and he himself took advantage of this gap to rush towards Ling Yu, dragging it cool!
Bang!
Ling Yu smashed a punch into his face.
The boar boss GG, the cigar is also inserted into the nostrils......
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