Zheng Long's purpose in doing this is, of course, to provoke the general. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

He knows exactly where the crux of the problem lies. Because in the news media reports of later generations, Cheng Daren gradually fell from the first-line host because he was more casual and indisputable with his career, and finally retreated to the second line.

Zheng Long felt that if this show wanted to be as successful as later generations, it must first stimulate Cheng Daren's sense of honor.

He walked out, and it was the scorching sun outside.

The sun scorched the earth like a girl who had gone crazy after a broken love.

There were few pedestrians on the road, and it was the middle of the day, and everyone was either taking a nap at school, blowing the air conditioner at home, or working nervously in the office.

At worst, they also have to hide in department stores and subways to blow air conditioning, as long as there is no need to go out, most people are willing to hide in air-conditioned rooms.

Because it's so hot!

Zheng Long walked to a Hong Kong-style milk tea shop and saw college students chatting with their accustomed milk tea...

Are students skipping class so rampant nowadays?

Zheng Long was a little speechless, but he still deliberately leaned over to listen to their conversation.

"Hey, I've skipped a lot of classes this semester, I really can't go to Liang Daren's concert with you anymore!"

"What does it matter? Anyway, you won't fail the course, so wouldn't it be nice to take a good look at the back of the book in the last few days? ”

"That's what I said..."

"Alright, you can come with us... The time spent in college is meant to be wasted..."

Zheng Long was sweating when he listened to it...

He leaned over and said:

"Everyone, I'm sorry to interrupt, I don't know if you're interested in watching Dragon TV's rehearsal?"

Several college students looked at the junior high school student next to him who suddenly accosted him suspiciously, and felt very strange, if it weren't for the environment of the bubble tea shop, maybe the possibility of ignoring him directly was very high.

"Kid, what are you talking about, hahaha."

A few college students thought that the kid was just trying to join their conversation, and deliberately found a topic, so they laughed uncontrollably.

Zheng Long hurriedly said:

"Don't think I'm joking! Anyway, Dragon TV is right next to here, just go play with me! I'm the nephew of Dragon TV, and he asked me to pull some mass audiences..."

When Zheng Long said this, the credibility increased a lot. After all, Dragon TV is near here, and it is also a well-known thing; And Cheng Daren's fame is also one of the top listed in the sea.

"You really didn't lie to us?"

A girl drinking bubble tea still looked at Zheng Long in disbelief. After all, the clothes worn by the child in front of him are also very ordinary, and the accent does not look like a local in the sea, which always makes people feel strange.

"It's okay anyway, let's go with him!"

A handsome boy said.

These sophomores and juniors are in the most leisure time of their lives, so they are naturally very interested in attending a rehearsal. If it were an office worker, it was estimated that Zheng Long would be directly regarded as a pyramid schemer.

"Okay, then please come with me!"

After that, Zheng Long led a few people to Dragon TV, and Sun Dasheng asked Xiao Huang at the front desk to receive them and arrange seats for them. Zheng Long went out to find someone again. After a few strokes, several back and forth, I finally found all 30 spectators, and the whole time did not exceed half an hour.

Sun Dasheng couldn't help but give a thumbs up to Zheng Long's efficiency:

"Okay, you're there!"

Zheng Long smiled and said:

"Alright, guys, half an hour is up. I've also brought the audience to everyone, so please come up and rehearse! ”

The audience looked at everything about Dragon TV curiously, after all, there are very few opportunities for an ordinary person to go to the TV station.

Especially the college students that Zheng Long found just now, they all whispered underneath:

"This kid seems to be Cheng Daren's nephew, otherwise why would the audience listen to him!"

"Hehe, I don't think so, maybe it's Cheng Daren's illegitimate son..."

There was a commotion in the audience, and Zheng Long hurriedly shouted:

"What's going on, what's going on? We are here to see the rehearsal, but please pay attention to the discipline of the venue, do not make loud noises, and if you must speak, please whisper! ”

The audience's discussion fell silent.

"Okay, let's get started!"

Cheng Daren nodded and motioned for the gaffer to light himself. The focus of the audience was on him.

He came from behind the stage, and years of typhoons made him seem to be at ease.

"Your energy is beyond imagination, welcome to tonight's post-80s talk show broadcast by xx's exclusive title sponsorship, I'm Cheng Daren, thank you, thank you!"

After speaking at a faster pace, Cheng Daren bowed deeply to the audience to show his respect for all the audience.

"Today, let's talk about the college entrance examination and university... We know that for us Chinese people, the college entrance examination should be regarded as a major event in life, right? ”

As he spoke, Cheng Daren looked at a little fat man in the audience with a smile and said:

"But for you, it seems like eating is a more important thing..."

Hahahaha...

The little fat man didn't react at once, but when he heard the host ridicule like this, he was also happy...

A group of viewers next to him also laughed happily.

Cheng Daren went on to say:

"However, in fact, it is of course a good thing to be able to do well in the college entrance examination, but it is actually nothing to do well in the exam. Look at our crew, which one of them is not a bachelor's degree from a famous university, and now he earns two or three thousand a month; If you look at the excavator driving on the construction site outside, which one is not the rhythm of a monthly salary of more than 10,000 yuan? ”

The audience seems to have never seen a show in this form, and they all feel very fresh.

After all, a host speaks the vernacular of society like this, as if he is doing a homely affair, and there is no pressure at all.

At this time, a spectator stood up and said:

"Lao Cheng, you're wrong. Tell me, if you're going to drive an excavator with your little body, can you do it? ”

Cheng Daren didn't expect the audience to be so active, but after all, he was a professional host, and he quickly reacted:

"That's natural, if I can learn to excavate, what else will I do at Marine Transportation University..."

The audience was stunned again, but then burst into laughter.

Can you learn how to excavate, and what else do you do at Maritime Transport University...

Because Cheng Daren himself graduated from the famous Chinese University of Maritime Jiaotong University, and in the perception of ordinary people, it is much more difficult to be admitted to Shanghai Jiaotong University than to learn to drive an excavator. The essence of humor is to make others feel that they are better than others, Cheng Daren said this, which made the audience who could not be admitted to the University of Marine Communications feel very happy.

"It's like I remember, we used to have a word in our dictionary called Bright Future, right?"

The audience all claimed yes.

"I still remember the example sentence of this word is, Xiao Ming was admitted to Tsinghua University, Xiao Wang went to work as a salesperson, I went home to farm, and we all have a bright future!"

"Hahaha..."

This time, the laughter of the audience was even more enthusiastic.

"Gee, I thought, how is this possible? How can being admitted to Tsinghua University be the same as being a salesman and farming? Later, I figured it out, and now I can't find a job when I am admitted to Tsinghua University, but you will always have to plant. No wonder my eighty-year-old grandmother kept telling me, "Daren, I have an acre of land at home, you know?" I didn't know what my grandmother meant before, but now I know! ”

"You know what?" The audience was confused.

"I can't find a job, so I can go back to farming! This is called drought and flood protection! ”

Hahaha. The audience burst into laughter...