ps: The toilet thing is true, when I was in high school n years ago, the politics teacher said it to us during a lecture, and I always remember it. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

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Children's rhymes are easy to understand, but they hide wisdom.

But at best, it is a children's song, a household name, even a three-year-old child can sing it, and a high school student can't hold up the stage at all. Lu Anyao used her own wishful thinking and used a simple children's rhyme to make Yan Feiyu give up her thoughts, so that she would not have to be an entertainment commissioner, however, sometimes a person's luck is good, but in fact, he can go against the sky.

The girl's clear and graceful voice is like flowing water, like a beautiful lullaby.

"Bang bang bang...... Bang bang bang ......! Suddenly, the whole class erupted in a thunderous applause, because the sound insulation was not good, and this applause quickly spread to the next two classes, and everyone was curious about what was going on.

That newcomer Teacher Yan heard that he was a person with a problem with his life style, what kind of moth is here!? The movement is so big!? The head teacher of the first and third classes who is giving guidance to the students at the beginning of the school thought so.

"What song is this? It's so good! ”

"Never heard of it!"

"Yes, it's amazing to be able to sing such a simple song so beautifully!"

An Yao frowned suspiciously, and her expression was suddenly confused.

At this time, Yan Feiyu's calm eyes fluctuated slightly, "Classmate Lu, what's the name of this song?" ”

An Yao Mudi: "The little rabbit is obedient, it is a children's song." ”

"I didn't expect that Lu would sing nursery rhymes by himself, which is good. You are none other than the entertainment committee, please take a seat. Yan Feiyu continued to roll call: "Life Commissioner, Xue Yan." Do you have any objections? ”

Xue Yan, who didn't know why he was named: "None." ”

"Sports Commissioner, Ye Yong."

Ye Yong made a military salute excitedly: "Yes, teacher!" ”

“……”

Class.

Cen Yiran's face was ruddy, and she happily leaned in front of the stunned An Yao: "An Yao, you are so amazing, you can make up your own children's songs!" ”

"Haven't you all heard this song?"

"Nope!"

"And what have you heard?"

Cen Yiran snapped his fingers: "I picked up a penny and two tigers on the side of the road......"

An Yao was annoyed: "Ah, I should have sung "Grandma's Penghu Bay" or "Let's Swing the Sculls". ”

"Grandma's Penghu Bay? Let's swing the sculls? What is that? Cen Yiran blinked curiously, "An Yao, did you make it up yourself!?" An Yao, you are so amazing! ”

Lu Anyao, who accidentally received a brain-dead powder, said...... Sen Sen's sorrow.

Then, the eyes of the classmates in the class changed when they looked at her, it was a kind of naked look at the eyes of the goddess, and when An Yao occasionally went to the toilet with Cen Yiran, she would not only receive pointers from other classmates, but also discussions. An Yao decided to reduce the number of toilet trips in the future because the school's toilets ...... It's just lagging behind to the extreme!

Appalling!

It's like the public toilets that have almost disappeared into history!

It's not easy to go to school.

Speaking of this, An Yao remembered one thing, that was when she was a housemaid in that life.

It is said that the high school she attended was very poor at the beginning of its establishment, and there were few toilets in the school, only one toilet in the playground, and students had to queue up to go to the toilet.

The whole school, teachers and students, all share a toilet.

Not to mention that people have three urgencies, that is, in the summer, drink a few more sips of water, and it is easy to want to go to the toilet. At that time, many of my classmates didn't even dare to drink more water, because they were afraid that they wouldn't be able to hold it back.

The teacher also said that because of the lack of toilets, during that time, there were often cases of students urinating in the grass or on the playground in the school, and then there was a period of strict arrest, and the principal took a camera every day to arrest people, and the students who were caught would not only be reported in the school newspaper, but also publicly criticized harshly.

A student named Xiao Ming, is a very good male classmate, the total score has been in the top five of the year, the teacher always said, as long as it is maintained, the college entrance examination Fudan and Xiamen University are absolute, Tsinghua University and Peking University dare not say 100%, but it should be possible to work hard.

Then one day, Xiao Ming's classmate was forced to be anxious, helpless, secretly convenient on the playground, and was caught by the principal, not only took a picture of the person, but the next day the report and criticism were a lot, at that time Xiao Ming's homeroom teacher also found the principal, let him not make it public, and it was useless to beg for a long time.

As a result, it is conceivable that Xiao Ming's grades have plummeted since then, and he could have gone to key universities such as 985/211, but later only took a mediocre undergraduate third.

From this, it is certain that you must not violate the bottom limit of a person's self-esteem, when your dignity is gone, it is easy to collapse.

An Yao not only regretted the fate of Xiao Ming's classmates, but also complained about the principal's practice, and it was really not a good thing for a good student to be drowned.

Another bell rings, class.

In the first section, the textbook was distributed to determine that the class leader section represented the class committee, and in the second section, the class teacher came in.

Teacher Yan, who was dressed in a straight suit, stood behind the podium: "Let me first talk about the English results of our class. There are a total of 48 students in the class, and 40 of them failed this entrance exam, and most of them don't even have a foundation in English. English representative, please tell us. ”

=Mouth=!

Xue Yan's gaze fell on the girl with the whole class.

Without warning, An Yao stood up stunned, "English basics...... Teacher, I think it's twenty-six letters of the English alphabet. ”

"That's right!" Yan Feiyu nodded, didn't let her sit down, and continued: "The students in our class who can't memorize the twenty-six English letters and write silently raise their hands. ”

"Brush!"

"Brush!"

"Brush, brush!"

After roughly sweeping around, Teacher Yan said, "Five out of six students." ”

An Yao suddenly had a bad premonition, why didn't the teacher let her sit down? (⊙﹏⊙)b

Mr. Yan had just taken over the class, and he had a headache when he saw this result. If the student does not even have a basic knowledge of English, he or she will not be able to attend the class at all. His task is to teach and educate people, and it is impossible for him to leave so many classmates alone, but, don't be afraid, God gave him a genius, so he ...... "English department representative, and the English foundation of the whole class will be taught to you in the future." They must learn the memorization and dictation of the 26 English letters and pronunciation, and I will not start high school until you have taught them to master it, of course, during this time, the morning reading time and content of the students every day are arranged by you! ”

"Hehe......" An Yaopi smiled but didn't smile.

"Student Lu is so confident, then I am relieved." Teacher Yan was particularly relieved: "In the future, you will find the class leader for major matters, the representative of the English department for major English matters, and the teacher for things that cannot be solved." Okay, then, study the twenty-six letters of English on your own. (To be continued.) )