Chapter 1076: Let's Sleep Together
Chapter 1076: Let's Sleep Together
Su Wei couldn't help but roll her eyes, "Shouting so smoothly, is this still called not knowing?" Skilled enough! β
Xiao Qiang smiled, "They are all the best masters of human art films in the island country, and they have worked hard and made indelible contributions to the popularization of body art for all mankind, and have written a heavy stroke for the popularization of human reproduction postures. β
"Comrade Su Wei, you can't understand how important they play in the hearts of our older young men, how many days and nights, it is they who have soothed our lonely hearts with their conscientious and tireless work, and they have allowed those who still don't know where their girlfriends are to find the direction of life, they are the guiding light in the hearts of all our men, the harbor of shelter, and the confidant sister when lonely."
"Please understand them and treat them with a tolerant heart, and then you will suddenly find that they are actually a good person, a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, a person who is free from low tastes, and a person who is beneficial to the people."
Su Wei couldn't help but raise her hand in surrender, "Okay, okay, I was wrong, I didn't mean to look down on them, it seems that you are very familiar with them!" β
Long Hua smiled lewdly, "It's so familiar that I can't talk about it, but I learned from them the postures that the two of us studied in bed last time!" β
Su Wei's face immediately turned red, and she hurriedly reached out and slapped Xiao Qiang's shoulder, "Oops, I'm going to kill you!" What a rascal! β
Xiao Qiang looked innocent, "Why are you a hooligan, didn't you like those postures last time?" He also said that he could try it again next time......"
"Don't say it!" Su Wei's face turned red, and she hurriedly reached out to block this guy's mouth, glaring at the other party fiercely.
"Oops, you're dead, ignore you!"
Xiao Qiang saw Su Wei turn around, and hurriedly smiled, "Wife, I was wrong!" β
Silent.
"Wife, I was really wrong, I deeply realized my mistake! I won't dare again! β
Or silence.
Xiao Qiang saw that Su Wei ignored him, and said helplessly, "Classmate Su Wei, you forced me to do this, don't regret it!" β
After speaking, Xiao Qiang ripped off the T-shirt on his body, and only a small Nene was left on his body. Standing up from the bed, Xiao Qiang proudly showed off his pectoralis muscles to Su Wei.
Although Xiao Qiang looks very thin, the muscles on his body are still very good, especially the abdominal muscles, which are as many as six pieces.
With his hands crossed, he made a particularly literary gesture, "Next, I want to extend a song for Miss Su Wei, the name of the song is "I am a pervert from the north". β
"Poof!" Su Wei chuckled, but quickly put away her emotions and pretended to be very angry.
When Xiao Qiang saw the other party's emotions, he immediately smiled, then cleared his throat and sang, "I am a wolf from the north...... Walking in the endless wilderness......"
Su Wei was finally helpless, and turned around to see this guy singing affectionately on the bed like a child wearing only a pair of underwear.
When he finished singing, Xiao Qiang didn't forget to make a gesture of pulling a bow and shooting the sun, but unfortunately at this moment he was naked and unspeakably funny.
Bang!
The door on the side was suddenly pushed open, and then Ling Xiaoxiao appeared at the door rubbing her eyes.
"Brother Xiao Qiang, I want to go to the toilet...... Brother Xiao Qiang, are you performing Ultraman?"
Xiao Qiang and Su Wei were stunned at the same time, neither of them thought that someone would open the door and come in at this time, Su Wei suddenly burst out laughing, and then the louder and louder the laughter, the most uncontrollable Ha Lu Ha Da Lu laughed at the bottom without an image.
Xiao Qiang looked at the smile standing at the door with some embarrassment, his body was still in the posture of drawing a bow and shooting eagles, no matter how thick-skinned Rao was, he couldn't help but blush.
"Brother Xiao Qiang, are you learning Ultraman?" Xiaoxiao asked with some curiosity.
It's really hard for you to imagine how seductive a woman in her twenties but with an IQ of just a six-year-old loli blinks her eyes wide and asks such a question innocently.
"Ahh
Xiao Qiang smiled awkwardly, then stretched out his hand and immediately made one of Ultraman's most famous cross beam movements.
"Kill, kill, kill!"
"Aunt Song Qian said that Ultraman is all fake, it is played by people wearing clothes, you don't know what to do, it's so naΓ―ve!"
Burst!
Xiao Qiang vomited blood again, now the children are all against the sky, didn't he just make such a move to cooperate with you?
Su Wei couldn't stand up with a smile anymore, and the whole person was lying on the bed, revealing a large piece of pink meat on her chest, a piece of white flowers, and Xiao Qiang's mouth was dry for a while.
"Xiaoxiao, what are you doing here?" Xiao Qiang pretended to be dissatisfied and shouted, "Why are you not sleeping in your room and coming here?" β
"I'm going to the toilet! I want Sister Su Wei to accompany me to the toilet! β
Xiao Qiang lay on the bed speechless for a while, his head resting on Su Wei's thigh, and shouted coquettishly, "I want Sister Su Wei to sleep with me, Sister Su Wei is yours during the day, and Sister Su Wei is mine at night!" β
"Oops, you guy is bad!"
Su Wei pushed away this cheeky guy a little helplessly, and then led Xiaoxiao to the toilet, leaving Xiao Qiang alone on the bed and pretending to be dead, just now he was a dead person.
After a while, Su Wei actually brought Xiaoxiao over again. Xiao Qiang was stunned, "Why did you bring her over again?" β
"Xiaoxiao said that she was scared to sleep alone, so she wanted to sleep with me?"
"So what should I do?" Xiao Qiang asked a little speechlessly.
"You can go sleep in the next room!"
Xiao Qiang lay on the bed with a dead face, "I don't, I want to sleep here, this bed is so big that three people are no problem, I can sleep in the middle, absolutely not moving!" β
Su Wei rolled her eyes, "It's strange to believe you, hurry up!" β
Xiao Qiang's face was full of frustration, "It's really out of the blue, everyone's emotions came up just now, you won't be so cruel, right?" β
Su Wei glanced at Xiao Qiang's lower body with a little blush, and then said softly, "Not yet, I'm ...... I'm not ready! You go to Xinyan's room next door! β
After speaking, he couldn't help but say a handful, pulled Xiao Qiang up and pushed out of the door.
Xiao Qiang's face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly stood at the door and asked, "Daughter-in-law, did you mean just now that when you are ready, we can sleep in the same bed for the three of us!" β
Su Wei's face turned red, then she glared at Xiao Qiang fiercely, and slammed the door shut.
Being glared at by Su Wei, Xiao Qiang felt that his whole body was going numb, and the whole person lay on the bed and then turned towards the next room.
"Sister Xinyan, I'm here!"
As a result, half a minute later, Xiao Qiang's grief-stricken voice came from the corridor.
"Su Wei, you lied to me, Xinyan went back to school to sleep tonight!" Go and share