Chapter 031: Take a bet
The bearded boy has a flamboyant tongue, and when he talks, he has a stick in the east and a hammer in the west. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
He said that he is seventy-seven in his twenties, and he is a dog, and the main reason why he is unmarried so far is that his vision is too high, and he has never been emotional. I heard that the water and soil in the middle capital city are beautiful, rich in beautiful women, and the country is slippery, so he planned to find a confidante to join hands in the end of his life......
As he spoke, his pair of ringed eyes rubbed back and forth on the faces and bodies of the beautiful Jiao'e, which made the beautiful Jiao'e coquettish and spittle, as if they had strayed into the depths of the lotus flower and startled a shoal of gulls and herons.
He also said that he used to be the lord of a city, which can really be said to love the people like a son and benefit one party, but now he has abandoned the darkness and turned to the light, followed the wise and martial Xing brother, and met new challenges and glory......
Aunt Xue was very interested in Brother Xing, so she asked, this is the right entry point, the male woman and the bearded boy seem to have been beaten with chicken blood, the two of you say a word, and the so-called Brother Xing's old bottom is cleaned up:
…… Heart-shaped birthmark on the back of the thigh, stepping on a seven-star black mole, bad water is full of hard to think, lack of integrity is near-nothing, and the temperament is pretending to be stupid. The first uninhibited in the world, crazy in ancient and modern times, sending small and unscrupulous words, do not follow the shape here......
Time is like flowing water, three hours have passed, and Aunt Xue finally saw the legendary Brother Xing: two panda eyes are gorgeous, one cheek is swollen like a steamed bun, sweat beads are dripping, and his hands are colorful......
"Brother Xing, this is Aunt Xue, the housekeeper here, she is getting older...... Xue Degui introduced.
"What looks? So young, so beautiful, should I be called Sister Xue......" Zhou Xingxing waved his sleeves to wipe his face, and said with a smile: "Sister Xue, little brother Zhou Xingxing, the first time I came here, I came here recklessly, and where the etiquette was not careful, I also looked at Haihan Haihan." ”
Dumbfounded for a moment, Aunt Xue hurriedly got up and returned the salute: "Brother Xing, polite, polite." ”
The guest and host sat down again, exchanged a few words, and returned to normal mood, Aunt Xue asked with a smile: "I don't know what Brother Xing has to do when he comes to my innocent place?" There is something to say, but it doesn't hurt to speak. ”
"Innocent Fang? Live up to your knowledge, so far you have no idea, well, good name, good name. Zhou Xingxing high-fived and shouted.
This master is wearing a pair of colorful gloves on his hands, and when he wields it, it is so dazzling that Aunt Xue blinks her eyes
Avoiding his gaze, he was surprised in his heart: Is there something wrong with this, he doesn't even know the name of the shop, right? So what is he doing here?
"Sister Xue, here's the thing, little brother, I'm tired of staying in the countryside, and I plan to come to this splendid capital city to toss and toss. I just walked around and found that your location here has good feng shui, and I am very satisfied, little brother, and I plan to buy it all here, and I will buy it all......"
One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and before Zhou Xingxing's words fell, those beautiful Jiao'e immediately stared at each other, chattering as if a wasp had blown up its nest:
"Dead hillbilly, you still want to buy our innocent fang, dreaming, right? If we don't sell, we resolutely don't sell. ”
"Look at his stupid look, you can see that he has been kicked in the head by a donkey, go back to your country, you are not welcome here."
"We resolutely defend the Innocent Fang, we swear to follow the free boy to the death, scratch him to death, scratch him to death......"
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Well? These little girls were all beautiful and charming just now, and they were full of charm, why did they suddenly show their green-faced fangs, didn't they enter the Pansi Cave?
Under normal circumstances, the heart is as broad-minded as heaven and earth, although Zhou Xingxing wondered, he did not have the same knowledge as them, and then said: "Sister Xue, the junior brother bid 30 million spirit stones, this price is not low, you contact your owner to see what he means." ”
Xiumu glanced around to stop the scolding, Aunt Xue stared at Zhou Xingxing, and said meaningfully: "It seems that Brother Xing is the first time to come to Chaoyang Street in the Central Capital City, and he doesn't know much about the origin of my innocent fang." ”
"Oh, what's the origin of this innocence? Sister Xue, please speak. ”
"At the beginning of the establishment of the Shinto Mansion, it was formed by four large families, namely the Zhao family, the Ye family, the Zhang family and the Li family, and the Shinto Mansion has been thriving for hundreds of thousands of years, and these four families have always stood tall. In order to promote the six arts of piano, chess, calligraphy, painting, song and dance, he specially built this innocent workshop on Chaoyang Street, the most prosperous street in the middle capital. We have a rule in the Innocent Workshop, except for the daily expenses, the rest of the income is obtained by the sisters in the workshop, and he does not take a penny from the carefree son......"
That enchanting cheek appeared in her mind, and her heart was emotional, Aunt Xue couldn't help but sneer, and said with a slight mockery: "Brother Xing, what is the background of a wealthy family, do you understand?" ”
When it comes to the carefree son, the substitution point appears again, and the beautiful Jiao'e are all rejoicing, and the spring love is overflowing:
"Oh! Xiaoyao hasn't been here for two days, I'm going to give him a little Xiaoyao, I must give him a little Xiaoxiao......"
"We are the most handsome and beautiful men in the world, what are you? Hum! You can't even catch up with my family's carefree little toes......"
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"Oh, so it is, no wonder so, no wonder it's so ......"
Under normal circumstances, they often boast of pretending, and in general, they are narrow-minded like the eye of a needle, which is the true embodiment of self, Zhou Xingxing suddenly showed a hideous face: "Oh, it turns out that this is not a Qinglou wow, but a broken six art workshop." Ha! Then it's not worth 30 million spirit stones at all, at most it's worth one less, hahahaha! ”
This sentence was enough to infringe the beautiful Jiao'e, and they pointed at Zhou Xingxing's nose and stomped their feet and scolded, like a group of sparrows fighting for food.
Aunt Xue's face immediately darkened, Zhou Xingxing looked at her, and said with a smile: "Sister Xue, what's the matter?" Not convinced? Okay, let's make a bet. You just have to pass on a word to that bullshit, if he doesn't obediently sacrifice this innocent fang, little brother, I will lose 30 million spirit stones to you, how about it? Like a flower, take the spirit stone out. ”
"I've never lost a star bet, ha! Get a manor for nothing, piss off you little bitches, son. Ruhua laughed and handed over a Qiankun bag, Zhou Xingxing took it and threw it into Aunt Xue's arms.
Make a bet? Passing on a word? Thirty million spirit stones?
This hand immediately shocked the audience silently.
If this one is not insane, then what would it be? Aunt Xue was stunned for a moment, Fang pretended to be calm and released her divine sense to probe it, the spirit stones in the Qiankun bag were piled up, there should be no fraud.
"For Ben Shao, the background of a wealthy family is tantamount to a piece of paper, hahahaha!"
Zhou Xingxing laughed loudly, his provocative gaze swept over the sluggish noodles one by one, and he still said unrelentingly: "From now on, this Broken Innocent Fang will be renamed, called ...... It's called Skin, Meat, and Meat. You will all pick up customers from tomorrow, 24-hour work system, oops! It's just that the goods are not very good, and they all look crooked and cracked, but I'm afraid that the coquettish customers rarely come to the door, how should this be good? ”
"Boom!" The beautiful Jiao'e were angry, and in the midst of the loud scolding, they rushed up to serve and embroider their legs with jade palms, fingers, claws, and pink fists. Zhou Xingxing and Xue Degui jumped up, pulled out the posture back to back, and Ruhua stretched out his hand to sacrifice two copper hammers the size of baskets......
"Enough!"
Aunt Xue took the case, her face was cold, and her tone was not good: "Zhou Gongzi, did you come to my innocent workshop to make trouble?" ”
"You can't say that, or Ben Shao has occupied this innocent place, or Ben Shao has plucked his hair and rewarded everyone, but it's just a bet." Zhou Xingxing smiled and asked, "Sister Xue, the spirit stone is in your hand, do you dare to accompany your little brother to gamble on this?" ”
"Okay, how to decide it depends on the owner's meaning, I don't know what you want to say?"
"This young talent is ten buckets high, and the export is a chapter, so you can pass on a poem." Zhou Xingxing immediately wrote a poem: "Seventy and eight spinning tops, you are twelve and eighteen, dedicate the innocent fang, and the right to buy road wealth." ”
Xue Degui gave a thumbs up and praised: "It's so wet, it's so wet." ”
"This purple jade pigeon is used to transmit information for a short time, and the young man will receive it immediately, please wait a while."
Aunt Xue took out a thumb-sized purple jade pigeon with a cold face, put it in the center of her eyebrows and released a wisp of divine thought, the jade pigeon emitted a soft halo all over her body, and her hand was released, a streamer shone, and the jade pigeon disappeared......