"Teacher Hu, you won't be sorry, will you? This link is obviously very simple! Wang Xiaofan said with a smile. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Hussen, of course, can't come out!

But he didn't admit defeat, so he could only say angrily: "You definitely don't know where to get an eternal absolute without a link!" There's no way anyone can come out right! ”

"In other words, you can't come out!" Wang Xiaofan said.

"Yes! No one can get this couplet right, because there is no next couplet! Even if there is a downlink, it will not be very neat. Hu Sen said sharply.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Hu, the next link is: Erren, you, pretending to be a person, Qiu Qiuyi, take it when you put your hands together, the four little ghosts, the ghosts are on the side. You still need to read more! Wang Xiaofan said with a sigh.

Defy?

If you don't accept it, you can't do it!

I originally thought that Wang Xiaofan was a soft persimmon, but now it seems that this product is harder than a rock!

Hu Sen couldn't say a word when he was angry!

Offstage.

Pu Meier's mind is full of the couplets that Wang Xiaofan just said domineeringly!

Each one is exquisite!

Each couplet is endlessly evocative!

She really couldn't imagine how there could be such a wicked person in the world?

It is not an exaggeration to say that he is a genius!

Bai Lan exclaimed again and again: "Good connection! Every couplet is stunning! I can't imagine that Xiao Fan is so talented! ”

The students also burst into applause.

"Awesome!"

"Wonderful, so wonderful!"

"It's like acting in a movie, and I'm excited when I listen to it!"

"Wang Xiaofan seems to be two years younger than me, right? Such a tender little fresh meat came to me as a teacher...... Oh, I can't stand it, as soon as I imagine that picture, I feel like I'm about to get high (harmony) tide! ”

"I don't think I've ever heard of it! It's like listening to it again! ”

Stage.

Wang Xiaofan asked with a smile: "This assessment won't be a couplet, right?" ”

That's right, the content of this assessment is a couplet!

However, Wang Xiaofan passed so easily, and it can even be said to be crushed, this has to be said, where is the face of the dean of his Chinese school?

But he really didn't think about the other assessment contents.

Hu Sen, who had a headache, didn't know what to take the test.

At this time, someone in the audience suggested: "Teacher, three-line love letters have been very popular recently, why don't you take this test?" ”

Love letter?

Hu Sen is so old, how can he write love letters to these young people!

Glancing at a gray-haired teacher who looked like he was fifty or sixty years old, Hu Sen said, "I can't write love letters, so I can't compare with you." In this way, I don't care if you write a few lines of love or a few lines of poetry, as long as your work can move the teacher Jiang Chao in the audience, you will pass this assessment. ”

"Impressed?" Wang Xiaofan wondered.

"That's right, it's moving. Isn't the charm of literature precisely because it can move people's hearts? Hussen said.

"Good ......"

"Wait a minute!"

Wang Xiaofan was about to agree, but Bai Lan hurriedly ran up to the stage from the stage.

Pulling Wang Xiaofan aside, Bai Lan said anxiously: "Xiaofan, I can't agree!" ”

"Why?" Wang Xiaofan said.

Glancing at Jiang Chao in the audience, Bai Lan said: "Teacher Jiang is an old stubborn, and he is not interested in the love and love of your young people at all. He can't appreciate your sensual love letters. ”

"It's okay, I'm confident."

"But there's no need! Now I can completely say that Hu Sen lost to you in the couplet duel, and you won the assessment. ”

"If you do this, Hu Sen will definitely not accept it, and when the time comes, I will be killed in small shoes when I come to him. Aunt Bai, believe me, I can do it. ”

When it came to this, Bai Lan had no choice but to nod and agree.

After thinking for a while, Wang Xiaofan asked: "As long as Mr. Jiang is moved, can I say as many works as I want?" ”

Hu Sen nodded: "Yes!" ”

"Good!"

Since there is no limit on the number, Wang Xiaofan has also relaxed a lot.

I have so many classic poems in my hand, there should always be one that can move you, right?

After pacing left and right for a while, Wang Xiaofan said to Jiang Chao: "Someone just proposed to let me get a three-line love letter, so I'll have this first." ”

After a pause, Wang Xiaofan continued: "

The crab is peeling my shell, and the notebook is writing about me.

I fell on the snowflakes on the maple leaves.

And you're thinking about me. ”

This three-line love letter is the first work of Wuhan University in the previous life, and as soon as this work came out, it immediately swept the entire Internet at that time, driving a three-line love letter writing boom.

In the audience, the students carefully tasted this short three-line love letter.

At first glance, it seems that there is nothing particularly moving, but after savoring it, the charm slowly spreads out, like a spirit for many years, toon and thick.

Park Meier said with great emotion: "Maybe the world is subverted, you will miss me, maybe I subvert the whole world, so that your reflection can be corrected!" Absolutely, really absolutely! ”

Bai Lan also nodded and said: "It's really refreshing, everything is described upside down, it turns out that such an artistic conception can be produced." ”

"Hurry up, take the notebook, I'm going to write this love poem down, and I'll use it to chase my sister in the future!"

"Oh no, I didn't bring a pen, can you write one for me?"

"I want it too, I want it too!"

Students still buy Wang Xiaofan's works.

But Wang Xiaofan glanced at Jiang Chao, he still had the same dead fish face, so Wang Xiaofan said helplessly: "Teacher Jiang, what do you think?" ”

Jiang Chao shook his head and said, "It's very novel, and it's not bad, but I don't feel it." ”

It's right to think about it, the student's work, for people of Jiang Chao's age, it is normal to have no feelings.

Wang Xiaofan immediately spoke again: "

The blue of the sky?,

Falling in love with the greenery of the earth?,

The breeze between them sighed, huh.?"

This poem is Tagore's visit to China in 1924, Lin Huiyin and Xu Zhimo received him together, Xu Zhimo loved Lin Huiyin deeply, Tagore saw Xu Zhimo's deep affection, and wrote this small poem to Lin Huiyin.

At that time, even Xu Zhimo, who was a family, was moved by this little poem, not to mention Lin Huiyin, a sensual woman.

Wang Xiaofan thinks that if you take out the poems made by someone like Tagore, you should be moved, right?

However, the truth is not as beautiful as Wang Xiaofan thought.

Jiang Chao still shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I don't feel it." ”

Now Wang Xiaofan's head is a little big.

You don't even feel Tagore's poems?

That's a poem that even Xu Zhimo and Lin Huiyin are full of!

"Teacher Jiang can't be pretended, right?"

"Such a good poem, but it doesn't appeal at all?"

"Don't say that, Mr. Jiang is old, and it's normal that he doesn't feel these poems. However, Wang Xiaofan's little poem is indeed full of charm. ”