Chapter 52 The popular spicy chicken
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The killing of the Matt man just proves the correctness of this sentence.
Zhang Yi didn't have time to pay attention to how many traffic police officers came behind him and how many fire trucks came. He was concerned about how long it would take him to get back to school at his current pace.
It wasn't until he saw a conspicuous road sign that he felt a little more at ease.
Wangzhuang is the first village that has just passed through the suburbs of the city, and it is more than ten miles away from the city center. In other words, in about a few minutes, he will be able to return to Lin'an City, and then catch the bus back to school.
In order not to behave too perverted, he changed his fiery temperament, simply slowed down the speed of the roller skates under his feet, and threw the vines coiled around his head on the side of the road by the way.
In the end, he chose to set the speed of his roller skates at about 40 miles, and just staggered back to the city center.
His luck was so good I can't say.
Less than a minute after arriving at the bus stop, a bus rushing to the school approached us.
Sitting in the car, it was called a lot of emotion. Since dealing with these Heavenly Court Immortals, life has simply changed drastically. first grabbed all kinds of anti-sky red envelopes, all kinds of divine herbs and fairy medicines, and then all kinds of garlic and dog blood plots. However, if you want to say the most outrageous, it should be today.
Subduing the divine beast Tianlong Leopard, riding a hundred ghosts to carry a ghost sedan chair, and planting it into a spiritual immortal seed, which thing can not be done by epic and legendary-level characters?
But now, even Tai Bai Xing didn't do it, he actually did it all!
I have to say, Zhang Yi, you TM is really a talent!
Emotions are sighs, and the things that should be paid attention to should still be paid attention to.
"Dear passengers, Long Jie has learned, please pack your luggage and belongings and get off the bus through the back door, please be careful when you open the door, and please leave when you get off. See you on your next ride! ”
Hearing a prompt to get out of the car on the horn, he instantly detached his palm from the handrail, and jumped on the ground with a vertical jump.
Seeing the stalls around the school gate in advance, the busy small vendors, Zhang Yi's inner intimacy suddenly exploded!
Uncle and aunt, I love you to death!
His stomach was almost hungry, and when he smelled the aroma of food in front of him at this moment, how could he endure the hunger in his heart?
No matter what, treat your stomach well.
took out the crumpled change on his body, Zhang Yi counted it, and there were thirty-seven yuan in total.
Well, this money is enough to eat a full stomach.
However, the remaining three guys in the dormitory don't seem to have eaten yet.
Thinking of this, Zhang Yi handed all the change to the vendor and began an extremely crazy purchasing journey.
Eventually, he returned to the dormitory with a fragrant bag of all sizes.
I thought I could surprise these three guys, but before he could reach the stairs on the fourth floor, a unique and sissy voice came from above.
"Damn, is this TM still human? Run your roller skates to a speed of more than 170 miles! Eu-Gya ......"
The lovely Zhang Yi didn't realize that he had become the focus of everyone's mouth, and still walked into the dormitory with a spring breeze on his face.
"Hey, brothers, your brother Yi is back! Guess, what good things did Brother Yi bring you? ”
"Huh? Brother Yi, where have you been? I didn't see you early this morning, why did I come back now? Sun Zhihao stopped his verbal sissy comments and hurriedly took the big bag in Zhang Yi's hand.
Zhao Long was not far behind, and immediately trotted over to pick out his favorite snacks.
Only Qian Xiongwei was still reasonable, staring at Zhang Yi, who was covered in mud, and asked Zhang Yi in a circle with a tone full of incomprehension.
"Brother Yi, where have you been? Acting like a beggar for Mao? ”
Zhang Yi didn't expect Qian Xiongwei to have such a move, and he got stuck in his speech at the moment and became distracted.
"I ...... I went outside. This body of mud was accidentally made...... Hehe, let's eat first and eat first, and we'll talk about other things later. ”
Sun Zhihao wiped the sesame sauce that flowed from the corner of his mouth, and began to express his opinions smartly.
"Viagra, you can't even see this? Brother Yi should have gone to work on the construction site to earn money, otherwise he could have such a dirty outfit? ”
Zhang Yizheng was worried that there was no suitable reason to cover up the past, and when he heard Sun Zhihao's words at this moment, it was really like an empowerment, and he instantly came up with a set of prevaricating words.
"Brothers, I come from a poor mountain village, you know. Now that they are such big people, they are really embarrassed to ask the family for pocket money. In order to earn my daily expenses, I had to choose to go out to work to earn money. Don't you know, you can only earn seventy or eighty yuan after working hard all day, and I ...... hard."
As he spoke, he pretended to wipe away tears.
"Otherwise, it is said that people have to die more than people, and goods have to be thrown away. We ordinary people have worked hard for the first half of our lives, and we can't earn more than swiping a new message on someone's Weibo, this is fate. But then again, Brother Yi, you don't know one thing yet, do you? You wait, I'll show you who the popular spicy chicken is ranked first on the Weibo red list today! ”
When Sun Zhihao heard about Zhang Yi's miserable experience, he immediately thought of the bombshell news on Weibo, threw down the stinky tofu in his hand and rushed towards the table where the mobile phone was placed.
Where could Zhang Yi have expected that he had made the headlines on Weibo, took Sun Zhihao's smartphone and looked at it, and suddenly felt like falling into an ice cave.
"Bright blind and woody? Hot Wheels seed-level off-road runners were shocked on the road, and the world's top sports car Lamborghini was blown up in minutes. Exceeding the peak speed of one hundred and fifty-nine miles, there is a picture on the bottom right as proof! ”
I saw a dashing young man with a dashing demeanor, with green vines on his head, and roller skates splashing with sparks under his feet, pulling out one afterimage after another on the asphalt road!
Behind it, there are countless vehicles that have been left behind. This contrast is simply amazing!
Nima also took a picture of Lao Tzu's appearance.
Is it okay to infringe on Lao Tzu's portrait rights and privacy rights?
Zhang Yi's heart rose to his throat, so his eyes widened and he carefully observed the picture.
Fortunately, the figure on the photo is blurry, and the figure is extremely clear, but after enlarging the face, it is as hazy as a mosaic.
In this way, as long as Lao Tzu does not admit it, who can be sure that the "Hot Wheels" on the road is me?
After settling down, Zhang Yi finally let out a long breath.
"Hoo ......"
In order not to let the three roommates see some clues, he still pretended to be very surprised.
"Damn, isn't this going against the sky? Who is so bullish that he actually ran at an insurmountable speed in a sports car in roller skates! ”
"Brother Yi, why are you wearing those roller skates on your feet? You stand up and let the brothers take a good look at it......"
At this time, Zhang Yi suddenly noticed that something was wrong with Qian Xiongwei's eyes staring at him.
My day, won't you?
I TM treat you as a good brother who puts your heart into my heart, and you TM want to dismantle my platform?
Life is already so difficult, why bother to debunk some things?
For a moment, the eyes of the other three people in the dormitory all converged on him, and they made the same movement.
Rise! Then go around in circles!
Zhang Yi has stage fright, after all, he is a thief, once he is recognized, he does not guarantee that he will not be exposed to others by this group of pig-like teammates.
The house leak happened to rain overnight, and then a new message swiped out on Sun Zhihao's mobile phone completely dumbfounded......