Chapter 03 The gods are helpless

In the past few days, it has been raining during the day, the sky is gloomy, and the thick black clouds are constantly pressing down layer by layer, and the thunder in the clouds has never stopped from morning to night. Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info the sky seems to be torn apart, and the water of the Tianhe River is pouring down, getting bigger and bigger, without a little sunny meaning.

Many parts of the earth have long been flooded, many villages have been washed clean by the flood, many cities have also been flooded, caravans cannot do business, fleets cannot sail, food procurement is becoming more and more difficult, and all parts of the nine countries are full of affected people.

And at night, the rain stopped falling, and when the world looked up, it was found that meteor showers had begun to fall in the sky in the past few days. The starry sky, which had never changed its size, no longer seemed to pity the stars, and those glowing stars were falling one after another, as ordinary as fireflies on a summer night.

In the past few days, there have been frequent visions in the world, and the soothsayers in the palace have divined one hexagram after another, and made one prophecy after another, but they have been beheaded one after another.

Until the end, the first soothsayer of the Holy Light City came to the answer: the immortals and demons are coming, and chaos is about to arise.

On this day, outside an ordinary small mountain village in the Iron Empire on Earth, three people and a dragon suddenly appeared with a lightning bolt that struck the earth.

As soon as the three people and one dragon appeared, it stopped raining. They are the last people in the lower realm, the immortal lower realm, and they will always use a heavy rain to cover their tracks, tens of thousands of cloud clans will be in the lower realm at the same time, and in order to increase the possibility of finding the clouds, they will be scattered in all directions, and it will naturally rain for a few days in the nine kingdoms of the human world.

The white dragon is now only the size of a small snake, hidden in Ji Xia's sleeve, and occasionally pokes out its small white head to observe everything strange around it.

Ji Bin looked around and found that there was a village a few miles away, and the three of them decided to go to this village first to ask for directions, and begged for something to eat by the way.

Along the way, the loess soaked in rain softened by the rain made people sink into it as soon as they stepped on it, and it was extremely difficult to pull it up. After only walking a few dozen steps, Ji Xia was nostalgic for the good of the heavenly realm, where he flew over with a random immortal method, and it would be so embarrassing.

The three brothers and sisters walked to the village with difficulty, and Ji Hai fell on the way, falling all over the mud, and his face was even yellow, so he was not embarrassed. Coupled with the muscles all over his body, it looked like a buffalo had just come out of a field, and there was a fairy there.

Ji Bin's upper body still maintains a clean and tidy look like a prince and grandson, and the lower half of his body has long been the same color as the yellow mud, and he has lost his immortal appearance.

The two of them carried Ji Xia for several miles in the mud before they came to the front of the village. It's a small village, and because it lives tall, it's protected from flooding. In front of the village, the Ji family brothers and sisters saw a group of villagers constantly pulling a woman's clothes there.

The woman did not turn around and knew that she was a beauty, with fluttering white clothes, long hair up to her waist, tall figure, and a fairy spirit, at this time she was surrounded by a group of ragged villagers and kowtowed, and the villagers kept pulling the woman's clothes, making the woman so embarrassed.

"Be bold and make a fool of the people, why embarrass this girl, something is coming at me." When the eldest brother Ji Hai saw this, he immediately rushed over angrily.

Ji Bin and Ji Xia looked at the eldest brother who rushed out from behind, and smiled tacitly, eager to rush over and shout to the woman: Hello, sister-in-law.

When the villagers heard that there was another person, they looked at a buffalo again, and said unhappily: "Who are you?" What for? ”

At this moment, I saw the besieged woman turn her head to look at Ji Hai, and Ji Hai saw the other party's willow leaves and curved eyebrows, cherry small mouth, red lips and white teeth, so beautiful. And the woman only saw Ji Hai: it really looks like a buffalo.

Ji Hai wiped the yellow mud on his face, who wanted to wipe it more and more until his face was covered with mud, so he simply didn't wipe it, and only grinned at the woman despite the villagers' inquiries: "Girl, my name is Ji Hai, why are they embarrassing you." Say it, Brother Ji will help you get ahead. ”

"What for?" This is, a villager shouted at Ji Hai unceremoniously, picked up a hoe and aimed it at Ji Hai: "Do you know that this is a fairy?" Are you a god? ”

Ji Hai heard that it was a fairy, and even grabbed the woman to protect her behind him and said loudly: "Don't talk nonsense, if it's really a fairy, why do you have to embarrass her?" ”

The villagers were immediately saddened, and an old man said, "I beg the fairy to cure my son who has been paralyzed in bed for ten years." ”

An old woman said, "I beg the fairy to bring back to life my daughter-in-law, who died of illness just yesterday." ”

A village man said, "I begged the fairy to give me a cow and some seeds, so that I could continue farming." ”

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The villagers talked endlessly for a while, making the woman's head big for a while, and she only brought a few Yuan Beads, so if she couldn't get out of this village, she had to fly quickly.

Ji Hai was dumbfounded when he heard this, and asked loudly: "What do the fairies owe you, you want to force others so much." You know, who said that it is not right to force the gods. ”

"This fairy has eaten us." The villagers shouted.

"I just ate the two of them roasted sweet potatoes." The woman said aggrievedly, and it cost her two yuan beads just two melons.

"People eat your melons, what are you yelling about?" Ji Hai shouted, vowing to uphold justice for this woman, it is really righteous, naturally, and it is right to say that he is obsessed with sex.

"You know, that's the only food left in our village." A villager shouted, yes, the only remaining grain in a village was eaten by a fairy, shouldn't it say something?

"You didn't say it at the time." The woman was even more aggrieved.

"You didn't ask at the time." The villager replied.

"How do I know it's your only food?" The woman was so aggrieved that she was about to cry.

"Aren't you a fairy?" The villager replied, "Oh, I think the fairy is a fortune teller."

"Then I'll accompany you to the two places. It's really not good, and two cars are fine. The woman said.

"Who wants you to take two baskets, you let the broken arm of the Zhang family's son grow out, so that the blind eyes of the Li family's daughter can see again, and you have to do this to us." The villagers shouted one after another, and at this point Ji Hai understood that this fairy was entangled by this group of villagers and demanded equal treatment.

It's just that the woman was speechless, Ji Hai didn't say anything, and the villagers shouted louder, and they had the meaning of not letting go if they didn't agree.

When encountering the greed of mortals, immortals also have helpless times.

In the end, Ji Hai, who couldn't bear it anymore, finally shouted: "Enough, I'll pay for her things." ”

"People are fairies." The villagers shouted.

"Me too!" Ji Hai also shouted loudly to emphasize his immortal identity.

"What the hell do you look like?" The villagers pointed to the fairy's fluttering appearance, "People are like that." Then he pointed to Ji Hai, who was covered in mud: "You are like this." ”

The buffalo-like Ji Hai, not to mention that the villagers don't believe it, and the fairies don't believe it either, and there are such embarrassed immortals?

"Ugly people can't be immortals?" Ji Hai said, took out a Yuan Zhu, and the villagers who had just seen Yuan Zhu knelt down one after another, and immediately said their family's wishes. I heard that Ji Haitou was big, there were so many, it was not enough to bring a hundred yuan beads.

At this time, Ji Bin and Ji Xia arrived, and Ji Bin knew what was going on when he heard the noise from afar.

Ji Bin snatched the Yuan Zhu that Ji Hai held in his hand and shouted, "How many Yuan Pearls do you have?" This little thing is also used? ”

"That's right, I have a lot of immortal beads!" Ji Hai roared back.

"Get out!" Ji Bin, who was angry and speechless, roared, thinking to himself that the three of them had come to the lower realm to bring these thirty immortal yuan beads, how could they consume a few of them here. I can't help but feel that the things that can be solved with saliva in the world cannot be solved with Xianyuan Zhu.

"You can't die without help." Ji Hai grabbed the fairy's hand, making the fairy's face blush.

"Salvation should also pay attention to the law of salvation." Ji Bin said, after that, he turned on the flickering mode for the villagers: "I have heard all your wishes, Ji Bin Daxian." ”

"Ask the Great Immortal to achieve." The villagers bowed down in unison.

"You mortals, don't want to make progress, are lazy to eat, and grow two sweet potatoes a year." Ji Bin blamed, with a posture of hating iron but not steel.

"Daxian ......" A villager was just about to open his mouth to explain, it was the flood that washed away the grain in the field, and there were only two melons left in the village.

"Shut up! Did Ben Daisen make you speak? You just say? Shut up to Ben Daxian and listen to Ben Daxian, are you planting golden sweet potatoes or silver sweet potatoes? The fairy eats one of you, and you want the fairy to fulfill all your wishes, hmph, this great fairy is angry and plans to use the flood to wash all this place. Ji Bin said angrily.

"The Great Immortal is angry!" A group of villagers bowed down in unison again, thinking that this flood was summoned by the Ji Bin Great Immortal in front of them.

"But it's still good to remember you, and your nature is good. Ben Daxian doesn't care, Ben Daxian asks you one thing, how to get to the nearest city here? ”

"Go north, go to Guandao after five miles, and arrive at Liangcheng after another twenty miles." An old man replied.

"Yes, you are kind to Ben Daxian, Ben Daxian tells you good news, Ben Daxian has just buried a bunch of gold ingots in the back mountain, weighing 800 catties. This great immortal is accurate, whoever of you is the first to find out is whoever's, and no one else is allowed to rob it. Ji Bin said, after listening to Ji Bin's words, the villagers looked at each other and suddenly got up and rushed to the back mountain, afraid that the gold ingot would be someone else's if it was too late, leaving only two old men who couldn't walk still kneeling in place.

Ji Hai pulled Ji Bin aside and asked, "There is really gold in the back mountain, then let's go and find it." ”

Ji Bin glanced at Ji Hai with disdainβ€”he couldn't see such an obvious trick.

"Then we really don't care about the people of this village?" The woman asked, this fairy is really kind.

"Anyway, it doesn't matter, anyway, the sweet potato is eaten by the girl, so it's better for you to pay the girl." Ji Bin sneered.

"Ah, I don't have Yuanzhu anymore." The woman said embarrassedly, subconsciously covering her remaining Yuan Zhu.

Seeing that the woman was so embarrassed, Ji Hai couldn't help but make another righteous move: "I'll pay for it!" After that, he took out another yuan bead, and Ji Bin hurriedly reached out to grab it, but he couldn't grab it.

"Don't rob it, let's talk about it, how to pay the right one."

"Change him into a hundred carts of roasted sweet potatoes, as long as they don't starve to death for a few days, they will naturally go hunting." Ji Bin said angrily.

"Good!" Ji Hai agreed, pinched the yuan beads, and the yellow-orange fairy qi diffused from it, which was instantly absorbed by Ji Hai, and as soon as Ji Hai's immortal method changed, a hundred carts of roasted sweet potatoes appeared in front of him, all of them were freshly roasted, and they were still steaming with fragrant heat.

When the woman saw these sweet potatoes, she said to Ji Hai gratefully: "Your Excellency came to the rescue, the little woman really doesn't know what to repay?" ”

Ji Bin sneered: "Let's make a promise." ”

Ji Hai scratched his head shyly: "Girl, don't listen to my brother's nonsense." ”

Ji Xia watched the excitement from the sidelines and added without worrying: "Yes, my eldest brother can't look down on you like this." ”

made Ji Hai even more flustered: "No, no, the girl is so beautiful, how can I Ji Hai not look down on it, although I Ji Hai admires the girl, but ......" is getting darker and darker."

The woman blushed even more, and Ji Xia took a good look at this woman at this time: she had never seen such a beautiful woman, white, crystal clear, and her whole face was delicate to what time. Compared to her black, like two opposite extremes.

The four of them took a few roasted sweet potatoes and left, which was considered today's ration, but they heard the two old men who couldn't walk behind them talking.

"How come this great fairy's beads are not the same color as the fairy's ones?" An old man said.

"yes, the color of that gas is not right. One is yellow, the other is black. Another old man chimed in.

Hearing this, the brothers and sisters of the Ji family were stunned for an instant, and at the same time stopped in place and stared at the woman in front of them, looking nervous, and their hands were also touching the immortal pearl.

The woman turned around helplessly and smiled awkwardly at them.