Cute boy,It's also called Mrs. Luo in the ACG world.,And Mrs. Luo is also the primary stage of the pseudo-mother.,Lori + Zhengtai = Mrs. Luo.,You must know that in this era,The pseudo-mother is a rarer existence than poor breasts and Lori.,Normally, if you want to see the pseudo-mother or Mrs. Luo,It can only be seen in some bad R18 books or pseudo-girl comics.。 Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

However, in Ye Hao's opinion, the pseudo-Niang Luo in the second dimension is too much, isn't it just a group of painters to draw a cute girl, and then draw a mysterious protrusion below, pointing at this cute girl and insisting that it is a boy, this is the so-called 'painting a girl and saying a man'!

In his opinion, the three-dimensional pseudo-Niang relies on some powerful 'late-stage' technology to achieve its own pseudo-Niang, what is the 'powerful' post-Niang technology? Of course, it's makeup! However, he found out that he was wrong, and he was ridiculously wrong, there are indeed some pseudo-girls in this world who don't need makeup and are naturally beautiful! And now there is one in front of him!

Skillfully massaging the joints on Ye Hao's shoulders with ten fingers, Ye Yuyan said softly: "You also know that I am of mixed Chinese and Japanese descent~ My father is Ye Mo, the chairman of Haotian Entertainment Group, and my mother is the daughter of the Kiryu family, a Japanese kendo family, maybe you can't believe it, my mother's family is said to be cursed." ”

"Cursed? What curse!? Ye Hao was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, medical majors like him generally believe in materialism, and they scoff at curses, demons, monsters and the like, but because of his own particularity, he still maintains a somewhat skeptical attitude towards some supernatural existences.

He also knows a little bit about curses, and in many exorcism movies, witchcraft and head-lowering are cursed spells.

"Hmm...... How to say it~ Because what I understand is only a little one-sided, I still heard it from my grandfather. Ye Yuyan had a thoughtful look on her face: "I heard my grandfather say that it was his family ancestor who had killed a very beautiful concubine before, and that concubine had a curse on his grandfather's family before he died. ”

"! What kind of curse is this!? "This is completely different from the curse in Ye Hao's impression! Shouldn't all curses in his impression be very vicious!? For example, if the descendants will not live to be old, or the offspring born can only be women, etc., this is called a curse!

Then he remembered something, and asked in surprise: "Is the concubine who was killed by your grandfather's family ancestor a natural physique!?" ”

"Oh~ It seems that you have found out, that's right~ The concubine who was killed was born with a beautiful bone, and then all the direct descendants of my grandfather's family, both men and women, are born with a beautiful physique, and I am naturally not immune, obviously a man, but she looks more beautiful than a woman."

"And that scumbag brother of mine, because his father was born to a drunken and promiscuous sex with a maid, so he won't also be born with a charming physique."

When Ye Yuyan's words came to this, Ye Hao suddenly interrupted: "I want to ask, what is the meaning of the curse that the concubine cast on your grandfather's family back then!?" ”

Ye Yuyan smiled lightly, and replaced the hand that was massaging his shoulders with the position of his elbow to gently press and knead, and the strong soft feeling made Ye Hao involuntarily let out a moan like enjoyment: "Next, I want to say the key point about this curse!" ”

"At first, my grandfather's ancestors were very worried about whether this curse would cause any harm to the family, but as time went by, he found that the descendants were not in any major physical condition except for being very beautiful and charming, so he was relieved, but it didn't take long for this curse to finally start working, that is, all male offspring with a natural charming physique will not live to be 15 years old!"

Ye Hao was shocked when he heard this: "Is it only for men!?" By the way, how did you survive!? "If what Ye Yuyan said is not false, then isn't she 18 years old now!? It's been 3 years since the curse took effect!

"Hmm~ Indeed, I shouldn't have lived to be 15 years old, but then I don't know which ancestor in the family is, and I thought of such a way, that is, since this curse is only for male offspring, not for female offspring, then you might as well try to raise male offspring as women, and you may be able to survive in this way."

"At the beginning, everyone carried out this plan with the mood of a dead horse as a live horse doctor, but I didn't expect this method to be successful, the men who were raised as women all lived past their birthdays when they were 15 years old, as long as they were allowed to have long hair and wear girls' clothes to live, they could survive, so this program has become an indispensable tradition for male offspring in the grandfather's family!"

Ye Hao didn't know how to complain, originally he thought that Ye Yuyan wore women's clothes and had long hair, just to better trick an ignorant girl into bed, but he couldn't imagine that there was such an unbelievable relationship.

"So master, don't keep treating people as women's perverts~ I also have to do it."

"It's none of my business how you like to dress up, but you shouldn't have done anything to my sister!" Ye Hao frowned slightly and said coldly.

"Didn't you do it to my first love?" Ye Yuyan said something that Ye Hao couldn't understand, so he hurriedly asked, "What do you mean by this!?" When did I make a deal with your first love!? ”

"Of course I'm talking about Mo Tong~ She and I were best friends when I was in elementary school, and she was also my first love! So you fell in love with my first love, and I fell in love with your sister, so it's a rip-off! ”

"I'll go! What kind of logic are you!? Ye Hao felt that Ye Yuyan was simply sophistry.

"If you really want to avenge your sister, you can take advantage of it now~ Because my current identity is your personal maid, it doesn't matter if you come to call me as much as you want, as long as your request is not too excessive, I can meet you!" Ye Yuyan's small mouth pumped to Ye Hao's ear, and she blew provocatively, her tone full of temptation.

"If you were a girl, I would definitely be happy, but it's a pity ......" Ye Hao's face changed slightly, and then he shook his head lightly, his tone full of regret.

"So you're still struggling with my gender! It seems that I need to give you a little ideological guidance! ”

"Thought counseling, what's that?"

"Ideological counseling is ideological counseling~ But before that, I want to ask you, what do you think of the pseudo-mother?" The corners of Ye Yuyan's mouth smiled evilly, and then asked in a soft tone like demagogy.

"Pseudo-mother, ......" After thinking for a while, Ye Hao replied: "I don't have any opinion, after all, now is not the era of feudalism before." ”

Hearing this, Ye Yuyan smiled lightly: "Is it~ Then for example, I asked you to take the initiative to kiss me now, can you do it?" ”

"Uh...... Can't do it! didn't even need a second of thinking time, Ye Hao immediately shook his head and said that he couldn't do that kind of thing, although he and Ye Yuyan had kissed a few times, but this pseudo-mother took the initiative first, and they were both very tough ♂! If he wants to take the initiative to kiss himself, he will never be able to do it!

"Oh~ Then I would like to ask, are you physically or psychologically unacceptable?"

"It's unacceptable, both physically and psychologically!"