337: Marvel: Deadpool's Marvel 2

In the distance, a person wearing a red leotard and even his head covered in his clothes looked at Tony Stark's villa with a telescope: "Strange, who is this person, why haven't I seen him in the comics!" Readers, are you curious, if you are curious, just follow Uncle Deadpool, let's ask together, in fact, I think a lot of things, in fact, there is no need to guess at all, it is the simplest and most direct to ask directly, for example, if you think this person is the guy who attacked you at night and exploded your chrysanthemum, you just ask him directly, hey, did you take me drunk and exploded my chrysanthemum last night, and then we can see from his face, whether this guy did such a disgusting thing, if he has a trace of hesitation, then don't think about it, Please stick a pistol into his asshole and shoot! Okay, I'm going to ask who this guy who suddenly appeared at Tony's house is, and guess who he is? If you guess right, there will be a prize, and the prize will be your favorite Uncle Wolf's two little eggs! Are you excited? ”

Tony looked at the clock at home: "Oh my God, we went to that world, we traveled through time several times, and my world has only passed for two days, I don't know if those Avenger friends miss me, I have to give them good news, I hope they didn't arrange my funeral!" Jarvis, give me contact with Captain America, Hawkeye, Black Widow, and Pepper, huh!! Call the hammer-wielding one over and let them come to my villa to celebrate my rebirth! ”

Jarvis's voice came from the villa, but there was no projection: "Yes sir! ”

As soon as Jarvis finished speaking, suddenly a man in a red leotard appeared in the living room of Tony Stark's villa, as if he had been there all along, and he raised his right hand: "Hey! Little Ganggang, I'm Deadpool, you may not know who I am, but I grew up watching your comics, although I've also read X-Men comics, but to be honest, I still like to draw your author Stan Lee, unlike my authors fabianniciezarob and redliefeld, the name is stinky and long, every time I say his name, it's a special tongue-twister, every time I want to introduce to others who created me, I want **** chrysanthemums, And I suspect in my eyes that the two of them are Ji Lao, otherwise I am so pure, there are so many Ji Lao jokes there, hey, true love chrysanthemum is far away from Ji Lao, by the way, this Chinese friend Hello, I haven't seen you in the comics! Are you the one? Bruce lee? ”

Wang Dian looked at this red tights pervert, I rub this Isn't this Deadpool, it seems that Deadpool is the only one who knows that he is a comic book character, but Tony Stark doesn't know Deadpool, he only knows that this guy who suddenly appeared inexplicably may have the same superpowers as Flicker, teleportation and the like, and look at his attire, with two knives on his back, a machine gun on his waist, a pistol tied to his shoes, and a dagger tied to both arms, looking like a special soldier, he must be a dangerous person: "Jarvis, armor!" ”

Jarvis's voice came, "Yes sir! ”

The smooth wall on the left suddenly opened, and a neat set of armor suddenly cracked into countless fragments, each of these fragments had thrusters, and quickly advanced and flew to Tony Stark's body, and after a blink of an eye, Tony Stark was on the bed with his own Iron Man armor, the mask fell, his eyes lit up, and he raised his right hand and flashed at Deadpool: "Say, who are you!" What do you want to do here? ”

Deadpool didn't care about Iron Man's transformation and threat, but looked at Iron Man Tony Stark's lower body with great interest, grabbed his chin with his right hand, and was curious: "You wear armor like this, the parts of the crotch of the armor, will you jump your eggs when you fly, if you jump eggs, you will be old, and I don't know if you attack or suffer when the time comes, but depending on your body shape and figure, it is very likely to be affected, I have a strong and aggressive friend, he is full of wildness, and his hands can catapult out sharp blades, When you jumped off your eggs that day, I will introduce you to each other, although he looks very irritable, but he is really strong, and very durable, in a word, others are half an hour a day, he is a day and a day, oh no, according to his resilience, a day and a year should be no problem. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Wang Dian was said by Deadpool, and he was also quite curious, is it true that wearing armor like this will not jump to the egg, if Tony Stark knows Wang Dian's thoughts at this time, he will definitely jump on you first, right?

Tony Stark listened to Deadpool's nonsense, and he was already a little irritable, and directly launched the palm cannon in his right hand, in Tony Stark's opinion, Deadpool, who can suddenly appear in his home quietly and be fully armed like a special forces soldier who went to war, must be some new supervillain or something, and must be dreaming of some boring world domination, and for their dreams to either recruit troops or kill superheroes without letting people stop his actions.

But who is Deadpool, this is simply a neurotic in the late stage of middle and second disease, how can he think the same as a normal person, and I have to state that Deadpool is a neutral mercenary, as long as you give money, he can sell his chrysanthemums to you, of course, no one can look up to his chrysanthemums.

The palm cannon directly penetrated Deadpool's waist, and a bowl-sized penetrating damage penetrated Deadpool's waist, and the blood began to flow out and stained the ground red, Tony Stark looked confused: "I'm killing someone?" ”

As a superhero, Tony Stark basically hasn't killed anyone, of course, indirect destruction of buildings, resulting in the death of ordinary civilians is not counted, because it is basically a mistake when saving others, Tony Stark has never done it by killing people with his own hands, after all, indirect killing is like a weapon made by Tony Stark, isn't it also indirect killing.

Tony Stark originally thought that Deadpool could suddenly appear in his home, and be fully armed, he should be a master, the palm cannon in his right hand was just a temptation, and the palm cannon in his left hand had been stored, just waiting for Deadpool to dodge when he was giving him a look, but he never expected that this guy would not dodge or dodge, and he was shot through his body like this, corresponding to Tony Stark's shock and bewilderment, Deadpool was relaxed and calm: "Hey, hey, I said, you look down on me too much, isn't it?" That's not enough damage, you know, although I'm the one who accepted the self-healing gene of the puppy egg, and I'm still better than that guy, look, just move it, and he'll recover! (To be continued.) )