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In the afternoon, when the psychology class was held, it was Mr. Li's class. Mr. Li looks like www.biquge.info he is in his forties, and he is usually a serious person. He was talking endlessly on the podium, I was drowsy, and I felt in a trance that Miao'er, who was sitting on the side, got up, what was she going to do?

"Ahh A scream woke me up, I saw Miao'er she had stepped on the windowsill with one foot, and the classmates next to her were so surprised that they couldn't move......

"Did you hear that? Someone jumped off the building again, and almost jumped off. ”

"I know, it's a student from the next class, and I'm still in class at the time!"

"What's the class?"

"Psychology!"

People really like to join in the fun, and they can talk for a long time, as if they are born curious babies. I stayed in front of Miao'er's hospital bed, for fear that she would run to the window again.

Miao'er woke up, but she didn't remember anything, only that she was in class. I asked Miao'er a few questions softly, and then gave her a few comforting sounds. A ghost β the great γ master

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Just one day, a post appeared on the school forum, and a student with the pseudonym Yu told such a story: a psychology teacher lost his wife in middle age, and **** had nowhere to vent, so he began to use his position to molest female students, and then used hypnosis to make the person forget about it. One day, a senior brother accidentally discovered that the teacher was having fun with his students, and the senior brother who was about to report was killed by the teacher first, and faked to commit suicide and jump off the building. This teacher was born with a habit of cleanliness, and a year later, he suddenly found out that a student he molested actually had a boyfriend, so he couldn't stand this fact because of his psychological cleanliness, and hypnotized the girl to make her jump from the laboratory building. Another female student has a boyfriend, and the teacher found out in the process of molesting her, so he repeated his old tricks, hypnotized the girl, asked her to wash away the evidence of the crime on her body, and then, like the previous girl, jumped from the laboratory building. Once, the teacher heard that a girl buried him as an old pervert, and suspected that the jumping incident was related to him, so, in order to kill the mouth, the teacher shot at the girl in class, because the girl knew lip language, so only the girl in the class was hypnotized and almost jumped from the window......

That fish is me, and the only reason why I can discover the truth is because I can read minds. That day, the moment Miao'er stepped on the windowsill, a faint voice kept echoing in her ears, it said: Jump, jump, yes, go to that window and step on it. You can't blame me, if you want to blame yourself, you're just like the first boy to jump off the building, guess something, hurry up, go down to accompany those dirty girls, and let other men touch you......

1: Once upon a time, there was a man fishing and caught a squid.

The squid begged him: You let me go, don't bake me to eat.

The man said, "Okay, then I'm going to ask you a few questions."

The squid was very happy and said: You take the test, you take the test!

Then the man grilled the squid...

2: I used to have schizophrenia, but now we have recovered.

3: An international student is taking a driver's license test in the United States, and the road sign in front prompts him to turn left, he is not very sure, and asks the examiner:

“turnleft?”

Answer: "right"

Thereupon...... Hung up..

4: One day Mung Bean committed suicide and jumped from the 5th floor, bleeding a lot and turning into a red bean; kept bleeding pus, and turned into soybeans again; The wound scarred and eventually became a black bean.

5: Xiao Ming got a haircut, and when he came to school the next day, his classmates saw his new hairstyle and said with a smile: Xiao Ming, your head shape looks like a kite! Xiao Ming felt very aggrieved, so he ran outside to cry. Crying and crying~ He flew up............

6: There was a man who looked like an onion and cried as he walked.......

7: The little penguin asked his grandmother one day, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "yes, of course you're a penguin." The little penguin asked his father, "Daddy, am I a penguin?" "yes, you're a penguin, what's wrong?" But, why do I feel so cold? ”

8: There is a pair of corns who are in love...

So they decided to get married...

On the day of the wedding...

One corn can't find the other...

The corn asked the popcorn next to him: Have you seen our corn?

Popcorn: Honey, are people wearing wedding dresses.......

9: In music class, the teacher played a Beethoven piece

Xiao Ming asked Xiao Hua: "Do you understand music?" ”

Xiaohua: "Yes"

Xiao Ming: "Then do you know what the teacher is playing?" ”

Xiaohua: "Piano."

10:Q: Two people have fallen into a trap, the dead are called dead, and the living are called?

A: Help!

11: Question: What are the fears of cloth and paper?

Answer: The cloth is afraid of 10,000, and the paper is afraid of what happens.

Reason: Not (cloth) afraid of 10,000, only (paper) afraid of just in case.

12: One day there was a mother-in-law in the car...

Halfway through, my mother-in-law doesn't know the way....

The mother-in-law hit the driver's buttocks with a stick and said, "Where is this?"

Driver: This is my ass.....

13: An egg goes to a teahouse to drink tea, and it turns out to be a tea egg; An egg ran to swim in the Songhua River, and it turned out to be a Songhua egg; An egg ran to Shandong, and it turned out to be a Lu (marinated) egg; An egg is homeless, and as a result it turns into a wild egg; An egg accidentally fell on the road and fell to the ground, which turned into a missile; An egg ran into someone's yard and turned into an atomic bomb; An egg ran to the Tibetan Plateau and turned into a hydrogen bomb; An egg gets sick and turns out to be a bad egg; An egg marries and turns out to be a jerk; An egg ran into the river to swim and turned into a nuclear bomb; An egg ran away into the flowers, and it turned out to be a flower; An egg rides a horse and holds a knife, and it turns out that he is a knife horse; An egg is female, and it grows ugly, and it turns out to be a dinosaur egg; One egg is male, and his wife commits adultery with other eggs outside, and as a result, he becomes a bastard; An egg ......

14: Host asks: Do cats climb trees? Eagle answers: Yes! Moderator: Give me an example! Eagle in tears: That year, I fell asleep, and the cat climbed the tree ... And then there were owls...

15: The two shell mantis discussed the welfare lottery, and A said: If I win the jackpot, I will buy all the toilets within a radius of 50 miles, and eat enough every day! B said, "You are too vulgar!" If I win the jackpot, I will buy a living person and eat fresh food every day!

17:A: What is that guy doing?

B: He's shaking.

A: Why is he trembling?

B: He's cold.

A: Oh, it turns out that shivering doesn't make you cold.

Armor:...... (To be continued.) )