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A simple stove pit was built by the river, and a thin stone slab was laid on it, and the balls cleaned up the magic fish they caught, ready to roast and eat. Pen fun and pavilion www.biquge.info

will do this, thanks to the miscellaneous books that Tian Erniu bought for him. As the reincarnation of the golden cicada, he wants to eat, just pinch a trick, and now he enjoys his ordinary life as the son of Huang Doudou.

But where is the fire?

After wandering around the neighborhood for a long time, I couldn't find a piece of firewood that could be burned, so I had to hit the idea on agarwood. The agarwood is so hard that it can't be broken at all, and the anxious little fat man simply stuffed the agarwood directly under the stove pit and took out a lighter from the diaper.

A must-have for home travel, the children's treacherous smile, "pop" lit, only a little spark, the magic fish placed on the stone slab was instantly grilled into a charred outside and tender inside, and the delicious taste of bubbling oil.

Agarwood belongs to the high-level god wood, 8,000 years to grow a knot, this one in the hand of the ball has a total of 8 knots, belongs to the semi-mature god wood, with the fire, with the water sinking, and now by this little gluttonous cat scorched for a while, it is really a tyrannical thing.

In a gorgeous pavilion on the ninth floor, fairy music flutters, gathering leaders from all walks of life. Yan Jun from Yin Si was drinking happily with a slippery little fairy, talking and laughing, when he suddenly felt a burning pain on his back buttocks, and reflexively screamed, holding his buttocks and jumping up, attracting the attention of all the immortals.

The little fairy on the side hurriedly extinguished the sparks that ignited on the placket of his back clothes, but it was a pity that this luxurious satin cloud brocade dark pattern robe, with a palm-sized hole, appeared on the clothes, and the whole face of the angry Yan Jun was black to the bottom of the pot.

This fairy world may be too boring, such a small episode made all the immortals excited, and they gathered around.

"Yan Jun, have you been practicing any unique exercises recently?"

"I see that Yan Jun is full of internal fire, you should go to the fire, don't always eat spicy food."

"No, no, since that year, an immortal family brought something like chili pepper from the mortal world, and after Yan Jun tasted it, he didn't excrete for half a month, how could he go to eat spicy again?"

“……”

The fairy adults who are full of gossip spirit are all full of interest, and they all have their own opinions on this matter.

Yan Jun was speechless, and he was so angry that a black talisman screamed and flew in front of his eyes, everyone was silent, and they were all shocked, this is a special 100,000 fire emergency order for Yin Si, something big has happened! So all the immortals looked at Yan Jun in unison, waiting for the following.

Yin Si first-level secret report, Yan Jun held it in his hand, looked at the crowd in front of him and stretched his neck to look at the lively crowd, snorted angrily, turned his back to everyone, unfolded a look, angry "Ya Ya" shouted, his sleeves flicked angrily out of the nine layers of heaven and rushed to Yin Si.

That section of agarwood, which he was going to give away, had been raised for tens of thousands of years, but it was ~stolen~, and now it has been burned, which is a great shame! In the Three Realms, who dares to offend Yan Jun and live enough?

The little belly of the ball-making child was round, and he stood up contentedly, and shouted at the souls in the dark with their heads shrunk, "Hey, I'm leaving, you learn from me, don't eat raw food, my mother said that only barbarians are like this." ”

The fire in the stove pit burned vigorously without the support of agarwood. After a while, the low-level soul came timidly, watched around the fire for a long time, and finally couldn't bear it, threw in a live magic fish, and instantly got a fragrant little grilled fish, all the ghosts followed suit, crackling, and the magic fish in the black river suffered seedlings.

Pity this group of low-level souls who can't die, because in a mess, some ghosts accidentally pick out the flames, and immediately turn into monstrous flames, turning everything around them into nothingness, including the souls that grab food.

When the two adults flew over to check, Heihe was as quiet as if there had never been a feast of grilled fish, and no one had ever come.

When the children were leaving, they remembered their mother's words, "Fire and water are ruthless, don't leave fire, it will cause a fire." So, he sprinkled a soak of boy urine in the stove pit, but he didn't expect to destroy everything here, and by the way, he used child urine to do good deeds and couldn't be reincarnated, and it would evolve into a demon's soul.

Huang Doudou's good son was standing in front of a stone wall with a few grilled fish at this time. There was an extra small stone in his hand, which was the dark ruby that he picked up in the village office, "Heavenly Spirit, Earth Spirit, Xiao Pill has something." ”

Facing the gem, the child began to talk nonsense seriously, "Xiaolong, take a look, is this the way to find your mother?" ”

There was a thin line in the middle of the gem, and after the child said it three times seriously, he was a little angry and began to shake vigorously, and finally the thin line moved, and the mosquito-like cry, "Woo, don't shake, stupid, I'm going to vomit." ”

"Xiaolong, you're not good, my mother said that you can't give others nicknames, look at me, I never called you perverted."

"You...... It's shameless, I'm just changing my form and cultivating in it. ”

"Oh, that's pervert." The child said persistently, "Let's see if you can find your mother if you go this way?" ”

The thin line cried even more sadly, "Woo, it's dangerous ahead, I'm so scared, don't leave me alone and run away." ”

"Don't worry, I haven't let my mother see you yet, she will definitely like you, you know, my mother likes this kind of sparkling gemstone the most, she said it can be exchanged for a lot of money." Ignoring the wailing coming from the gem, the Maruko child stuffed his diapers into his diapers and studied the stone wall in front of him with a small face.

……

Somewhere, Huang Doudou, who was groping in the dark, hummed her favorite and only song she could sing - Little Star in order to be bold.

Huang Doudou felt that if he went further, he might return to the center of the earth. She felt that she had been going down, so not long ago, she turned and walked back, but she was dizzy, and there was no road behind her, and the road she came from turned into a stone wall, driving her to death.

Damn, it's a big deal to commit suicide, twenty years later, my sister is still a good girl.

The little star was sung when Maruko was born, when he was put to sleep, singing and singing, the girl was crying because of grievance, crying silently, and an exclamation in her ear, "Who are you!?" ”

Think about it, in a strange dark environment and uncertain future, can a sharp exclamation scare people to death?

Huang Doudou couldn't stand this kind of stimulation no matter how nervous he was, so he didn't come up in one breath and fainted.

"Boom" There was a loud bang, and a small person came out of the flying dust, with a circle of shiny gems on his head, and pounced on the person who was lying on the ground, "Mother, are you dead?" Why else in Hades? Woo, stinky daddy, why don't you protect your mother, there will be no mother in the future......"

Huang Doudou had a soul charm body, and she was awake in a moment, but her ears were buzzing, and her body felt something lying on it, attacking her towering chest.

"Ah, rascals, perverts, perverts!" Stinky and shameless, who is easy to bully! Huang Doudou swung his fist at the person on his body, but all of them were empty, and there was a burst of eating laughter in the dark, and the soft and soft and coquettish children's voice, "Mother, you are not dead, but you are scared of the balls." ”

This is...... Son? Before Huang Doudou could react, a small ball of meat rushed into his arms, and the meat felt very good, but it was not a baby bump that he had been thinking about.

"Woo, Maruko? You're back, my good baby! The mother and mother were both happy and scared, crying together, so lively.

"Mother, why did you come to the underworld?" Holding her mother's hand, Maruko asked curiously.

Huang Doudou thought that he had heard it wrong, and after making sure that this was Yin Si, he stopped there and said hesitantly, "...... Maruko, or we won't go back. ”