At five twenty, I was woken up by the alarm clock, went out and knocked on the door of Han Xiaolin and Xiao Ma, and when I heard their response, I hurried back to the house to wash. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

In less than twenty minutes, we set off, thanks to Han Xiaolin's lack of makeup. But when I saw her luggage, I really had a headache, full of two large suitcases, I knew that I would go to my house to play for two days, and I didn't know that I thought I was moving.

We took a taxi and went straight to Yueyang East Station, fortunately, there was breakfast on the train, but the breakfast on the train was not delicious, Han Xiaolin didn't eat it, took out an apple and gnawed it, Brother Xiao Ma and I were very happy to eat, after eating I saw that there was still half a bowl of porridge in his bowl, in line with the principle of not wasting it, I wanted to send it away, but Brother Xiao Ma stretched out his hand to stop me, saying that it was for Fuwa, I just remembered that before he went out, he brought the soul gathering card on his body.

The two of us chatted casually for a while and arrived at Changsha South Railway Station.

After finding a café at Changsha South Railway Station to take a break, we boarded the train to Shaoyang.

got off the train, Han Xiaolin said that she wouldn't leave anything, she had to take a plane, and Brother Xiao Ma also coaxed that she wanted to take a plane, I called it a depressed, it was less than 300 kilometers from Shaoyang to my house, where could I get a plane for the two of them, such a short distance, it is estimated that the plane has not yet hung up the second gear, so you have to step on the brakes.

I said it anyway, I finally tricked Han Xiaolin into the long-distance bus, she asked me how long it would take to arrive, I said with a clear conscience for half an hour, I guess this sister is not good at math, I really believe it.

As for Brother Xiaoma, let me beat him up, I guess he never dared to mention the word "airplane" to me in his life.

Dankou was originally a remote area, and there were not many people who went there, and there were only about 20 people on the bus that could take 50 people, so the three of us occupied two seats each.

The car drove onto the highway, and a young man with a sven appearance walked towards Han Xiaolin.

"Hello beauty, my name is Hao Nan, is there anyone in the seat next to you?"

Joke, Han Xiaolin doesn't even bother to pay attention to a handsome man like me, can you take care of him?

Sure enough, Han Xiaolin said coldly: "Someone." ”

Then she looked back at me.

"Dude, your spring is coming." Little Pony gave me a push.

I coughed, sat down next to Han Xiaolin, put my hand on her lap naturally, looked up and asked, "Is there something wrong?" ”

"Do you want to buy a charm?" Who knows, the man mysteriously took out a yellow talisman from his pocket and handed it to me and Han Xiaolin.

"Sick!" Han Xiaolin glared at him and knocked down my groping pig hand.

"Dude, I see that your girlfriend Yin Tang is black, this is a bad omen!" The man said to me with a worried face.

, nonsense, a woman doesn't have a bra, is that still a woman?

I took a closer look at him, this guy has a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, the lenses are very thick, can be as thick as the bottom of the cup, he looks clear and beautiful, giving people a sense of harmlessness to humans and animals, if you want to say that he is a graduate student, no one will believe it, but this guy is dangling around with a yellow charm, and it would be strange if he could make money.

I quietly took the yellow talisman, turned my head and handed it to Brother Xiaoma, and said that it is not good for you to fool anyone, if you are looking for our group, there is a Taoist priest sitting behind me, it is simply a big knife in front of Guan Gong.

"The ...... of this talisman is drawn," Brother Pony glanced at the talisman, and his brows furrowed.

"How?" I asked in front of the man.

"Great, but we don't need to." Brother Pony frowned and returned the talisman to the man.

"That bothered." The man took the yellow talisman and put it in his pocket, nodded politely at us, and stared at Han Xiaolin's white chest as he left.

Your sister, when I don't exist? I instinctively wanted to go up and pump him, but I was pressed back to the seat by Brother Xiaoma: "Someone sees your girlfriend and says that your girlfriend is beautiful, what kind of anger are you, besides, do you want to go home after fighting?" ”

"Eh, if someone looks at your daughter-in-law with a squint, can you bear it?" I asked, staring into Little Pony's eyes.

"Then look at whom, if you look worse than me, just look at it, a piece of meat is indispensable, and the daughter-in-law will not run away with him." Brother Pony thought about it and told me.

"Well, yes." I feel much more comfortable listening to Brother Xiaoma's words, and the Taoist priest who dares to love not only catches ghosts, but also comforts people.

"When I have a girlfriend, brother, you can enjoy it casually, how about it, it's interesting enough." Little Pony patted me on the shoulder and leaned back into his seat.

Well, this sounds quite righteous, but the more you think about it, the more awkward it becomes?

Seeing that it was still early, I leaned back on the backrest and fell asleep.

"Xiao Luo, wake up." I slept soundly, and Brother Pony woke me up.

"Arrived?" I rubbed my eyes, and when I saw that it was still a straight highway outside, there was a shadow of Dankou Town, so I asked, "Where are we here?" ”

"I don't know, maybe the car is broken." Han Xiaolin said to me.

"Uh, isn't it, it's like that?" I got out of the car with the crowd depressed and saw the driver lifting the lid of the machine and was busy there.

"Master, can you still go?" Someone asked.

"I'll fix it." The driver didn't raise his head.

I was back in the car and bored playing with my phone.

After playing for more than an hour, I was tired of playing, I looked up, oh, the black smoke at the front of the car was high, and there were still people who asked the driver if it had been repaired, this Nima is not a train, and there is a bird when it smokes.

So, I dragged two huge suitcases and ran on the highway, at this time I realized that the hardest thing in Journey to the West is Senior Brother Sha, he has no complaints about carrying so much luggage, and there are still people who spray him with few words, your sister, let you carry two hundred and ten pounds of boxes on foot for a few years, if you can talk a lot, you will see the hell.

I originally wanted Brother Pony to help me pull one, but Brother Pony said seriously that he couldn't do anything sorry for me.

I asked where this came from, and he said that now is a great opportunity for me to perform, what if he helps Han Xiaolin pull the box, accidentally releases the charm of men, and conquers Han Xiaolin?

I went up and kicked the girl twice, and said to him, buddy, you really think too much.

Fortunately, after we walked for about 20 minutes, Han Xiaolin stopped a car, it is estimated that the buddy thought it was just Han Xiaolin alone at first, and when he saw me and Brother Xiaoma get into the car, he asked where we were going with a black face, I said to go to Dankou, he said that he would not go by the way, at most he would take us to Zhangzhen, and he would charge 500 yuan for oil.

I'm so tired that I'm about to vomit now, and I don't bother to bother with him, so I threw him five hundred, which was regarded as charity.

At five o'clock in the afternoon, we arrived in Zhangzhen, and I frowned when I got out of the car, Nima, which is this town, it is estimated that it is not much bigger than the village, right?

When I looked back for the driver, he had already driven away and disappeared.

"Let's find a five-star hotel first." Han Xiaolin, who was silent, said a word that thunder would not pay for his life.