Sending Jiaojiao to the underworld, Qingque messed up. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The soul stones and the pyre did nothing, and the delicate soul was still imprisoned in the ring.

Qingque said: "Jiaojiao is still obsessed, she refuses to enter the underworld to reincarnate, the cow does not drink water and presses her head, and I have no choice if she does not cooperate." ”

Li Le said: "Aren't you very familiar with impermanence? ”

Qingque glared at him.

Only then did Li Le remember that this aunt had slipped out.

"What then?"

"Or I'll do it." The failure to do things made Qingque feel very faceless, and she said irritably: "I promise to let her soul fly away, anyway, she is dead, and it doesn't make a big difference whether she has the next life or not." ”

Li Le definitely disagreed.

The last two went down the mountain in despair.

After returning to the dormitory, Qingque lay on the bed and slept without saying a word, her heart was a little aggrieved, and she was tired and tired for a night, but she was stuck in the end without a perfect finish, which made Qingque's self-esteem was a little hurt. In addition, Li Le's indecisiveness once again exposed also made her a little dissatisfied, the manly husband does not seek to kill decisively, and he must at least be resolute.

Qingque looked at Li Le's heart with a strong puff, how could I fall in love with such a soft egg.

No matter how beautiful and cute Qingque is, she is still a ghost in essence, and she will not have so many sad emotions when she is used to seeing life and death. Death is death, of course, it is best to be able to cast a good fetus, otherwise it will fly away, anyway, you will lose the memory of your previous life, the difference is not very big, but one can be restarted, and the other is completely scrapped.

And this is also the biggest difference between Qingque and Li Le.

Li Le, as a flesh-and-blood living person, is full of fear of death, and he can't do Qingque's mentality of being disrespectful to life and death.

Seeing that Qingque was resting, Li Le turned on the computer and put on headphones, he wanted to see if he could find some inspiration from ghost movies.

Obsession, the fundamental factor that prevents the reincarnation of lonely souls, is also the only condition for ghosts to exist in the yang world. As Qingque said, it is nothing more than about the past, the present, and the future.

What is Jiaojiao's obsession?

Want to marry that unknown sweetheart? It shouldn't be, according to Jiaojiao's description, the relationship between them is quite good, and it is not the most urgent need.

Guilt for your unborn baby? No kidding, a few young men and women have never had a miscarriage.

Graduate? That's right, graduation!

This is an important guarantee for Jiaojiao's future, and it is also the direct cause of Jiaojiao's suicide.

If Jiaojiao is allowed to graduate, it may be possible to solve the problem of her refusal to reincarnate.

Thinking of this, Li Le's heart suddenly brightened, and getting a graduation certificate is not easy to get.

There are still four days to go on vacation, Li Le doesn't want to drag it out any longer, after hearing that Su Yan has been discharged from the hospital and returned, Li Le immediately rushed to Su Yan's dormitory.

Jiaojiao has been subdued, without the trouble of ghosts and nightmares, Su Yan is recovering very well.

Su Yan was very grateful to Li Le for his help: "Thank you." ”

Li Le said cheekily: "You still need to be polite with me, it's just a trivial matter." ”

After more than 20 years of getting along, there is really no need for hypocritical politeness between the two of them, Su Yan originally wanted to ask about Qingque, but after thinking about it, she still didn't speak, Li Le is not young anymore, it is normal to fall in love, and it seems that she has a ghost in her heart.

Li Le came to her to let her go through the back door, Su Yan had a good relationship with the school leaders, and she came forward to ask the school to hold a ceremony for Jiaojiao, and the chance of success would be much greater. Li Le even thought of a reason for her, since Jiaojiao has passed away, issuing her a graduation certificate in the spirit of humanitarianism can not only reflect the noble sentiments of the school, but also deepen the students' feelings for the school, killing two birds with one stone.

But what Li Le didn't expect was that Su Yan refused.

Su Yan said: "I have already made an application, but the school leaders have not agreed. ”

It turned out that when Jiaojiao's family came, Su Yan had already told the principal Lao Li that she wanted to have a graduation certificate to explain to Jiaojiao, and it was also a thought for her family. It's just that the idea does not match the reality, and as a key university in the country, it is not up to the university to decide its every move. The graduation certificate requires the school to upload the transcript materials, and then the state produces and distributes them.

Jiaojiao has already marked her death, her student registration and household registration information have been locked and destroyed, and the school has no choice, so she can't let the school fake herself, right?

Li Le was a little disappointed, but he was not discouraged, so he would find another way if this path was different.

"Then you have a good rest, I'll go first."

Su Yan grabbed Li Le and said, "Why don't you explain it to me?" ”

Li Le was a little puzzled: "What is the explanation?" ”

Looking at Li Le's stupid look, Su Yan couldn't help but feel angry, why is this man so wooden. Li Le didn't say anything, and Su Yan couldn't pull her face to ask, she began to puff and puff angrily: "Hurry up, it's annoying to see you." ”

Li Le was pushed out of the room, looking at the door that was closed heavily, he was a little confused, the girl's mind was really difficult to understand.

After returning to the dormitory, Li Le continued to watch ghost movies, don't you say that he really found a way.

"Qingque, hurry up, I have a way."

The green finch who was called was in a little unhappy, she stared at a pair of almond eyes and said, "If you dare to bluff me, I will beat you." ”

Li Le's method is very simple, since the school can't get through, then do it yourself. Find a simple arrangement of the auditorium, and then create a false testimony, with his Oscar-level acting skills, coupled with the existence of Qingque, he doesn't believe in deceiving Jiaojiao.

Qingque looked at him in surprise: "I didn't expect you to have some ghost ideas." ”

Li Leyang was proud, so he wouldn't tell Qingque that the plot of a French movie was very similar to the current situation.

Li Le took out his mobile phone and called the boss.

"Boss, have you finished rebuilding your three views?"

The boss was happily opening the Internet café at this time, and after receiving the call, he suddenly became vigilant: "What do you want to do?" Want to get revenge on me again? Let me tell you, brother, my heart is very fragile, what happened to your ghost? You're not going to slaughter us. ”

Being able to talk nonsense shows that the boss's nerves are very tenacious, and Li Le said his thoughts again.

"I heard that the current student council president is a girl, and he admires you very much, and the matter of the auditorium is handed over to you, can you handle it?"

The boss's answer was very simple: "It's a trivial matter, I'll notify you when it's done." ”

The boss is in charge of the affairs of the auditorium, and now only the graduation certificate is left unsettled.

is the so-called difficulty in finding Xiaoliu.

Since the last time Li Le used fake stockings to bluff Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu regarded Li Le as his idol, and he simply responded to his needs.

After a few days, Xiao Liu's emaciated body has grown two or two muscles, and his obscene temperament has dissipated a lot. When Li Le came, he still held a computer as usual and didn't let go.

Seeing Li Le coming in, Xiao Liu greeted him warmly: "Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you look good." ”

"Liu'er, I want you to help me with something." Li Le was not polite to him, and said directly: "Can you make me a delicate graduation certificate?" ”

Xiao Liu didn't ask, and slapped his chest with a shocking sound: "It's a trivial matter, and it can be done in half an hour." ”

Dragged out a printer from under the bed, Xiao Liu quickly connected the machine to the computer, and then he hacked into the school's database and copied Jiaojiao's materials. The originals of the graduation certificates are all ready-made, and there are all kinds of documents in the Xiaoliu drawer, from the Boeing 747 flight license to the national second-class fitter qualification certificate, which opened Li Le's eyes.

The original copy of the graduation certificate was stuffed into the printer, and in a few seconds a graduation certificate was ready to be fake.

"The printer, the ink, the original of the graduation certificate, the materials are exactly the same as those used in our school." Xiaoliu is very professional: "It's just that the steel seal is a little troublesome." ”

Xiao Liu said as he pulled out a piece of pig iron from the steel pipe at the head of the bed, and then picked up the carving knife and carved it on it, carving the steel seal was not difficult for Xiao Liu.

Li Le didn't pay attention to Xiao Liu's skills, his attention was all on Xiao Liu's legs, and this lewd man actually wore those stockings on his body.

Stockings are a good thing, as long as men must like stockings, Li Le believes that the most suitable part for men to wear stockings should be the head, wearing stockings and carrying an AK47 in his hand, no matter where he goes, it is the focus of attention, no one can deny its fashionable value, and stylists cannot.

Xiaoliu is more perverted, everyone is wearing stockings to rob the vault, he is wearing stockings to jerk off, no wonder no one dares to be a roommate with him.

After the graduation certificate was made, Li Le took it and turned around and left, he was afraid that he couldn't help but beat Xiao Liu, after all, the stockings were still worn by him, in case he woke up some strange attributes, it would be troublesome.

At six o'clock in the evening, Li Le received a notice from the boss that the venue had been completed.

The boss is very reliable, he used his connections to win the largest auditorium in the school, and the decoration is very gorgeous, with streamers, balloons, speakers and fireworks, completely according to the standards of the real graduation ceremony.

Li Le smiled and said to him: "So powerful? Do you have a dirty deal behind your school girl? ”

The boss raised his hand and wanted to slap him, but after seeing Qingque, he stopped abruptly, put his arm around Li Le's shoulders and pulled him to the side and asked in a low voice, "Is she okay?" ”

Li Le nodded: "Don't worry, she is a good girl and will not harm anyone." ”

The boss was relieved: "That's good, when will we start?" ”

Li Le snorted at Qingque, saying that she was the boss, and we all had to listen to her.

The graduation ceremony intrigued Qingque, and she ran to the stage and shouted into the microphone, "Hey... Hey..."

After a while, the auditorium sounded the voice of the green sparrow: "Everyone, pay attention, the battle plan starts now." ”