CHAPTER XXII
The sand dunes are endless, undulating and undulating, stretching the graceful lines that only the skillful hand of nature can draw into the infinite distance in all directions. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The sun rises and the sun does not appear, the moon is in the sky, and it is dotted with stars, the desert is like a kaleidoscopic, but mysterious beauty, each charm is so charming.
Zhang Hong and others have left. The county still owes the final cleanup. They were busy with those. Chenyu's goal is Manshu anyway. It's good to have the morning breeze with her.
They went up and down the sand dunes, looking at the beautiful scenery and wandering in the wilderness. If it's not a flight, it's like a vacation. They exchange beautiful things with each other in their lives, whether it is a lonely moon in a deserted city, or a group of innocent children playing in the streets.
In this graceful journey of escape, the two of them were deeply intoxicated.
The desert is not silent, and the wind at night is not to mention, and when they walk on the sand, the sand on the dunes collapses, and when they roll down the mound, they will make a "booming" sound of thunder due to friction, which is very interesting.
Eventually, they ended up in ruins.
If it weren't for Chenyu's move, the desert wouldn't have cracked, and the ruins wouldn't have been revealed. When the ruins were revealed, Manshu felt like an ancient relic in the Black Fork Forest. Even Chenyu was surprised. But he thinks that's where the demons are. He told Manshu and the others to get out of the way and let him inspect the ruins.
Manshu and the others valued peace, so they let him.
Chenyu picked up a broken handscroll, which began like this:
The Emperor looked at a report on the case in front of him, and felt that his head had doubled or tripled...... Oh! If this continues, he will definitely become the first person in the Heavenly Realm to die due to 'big head disease'—no, the first immortal!" ”
- Oh Ma! Hair? And the Great?
But after the spiritual realm is demarcated, it is the pattern of the state emperor, the county king, and the walled city lord. What the hell is the Emperor?
Chenyu suspects that it is the ranking of demons. He had to watch it!
"Woo, when his ancestor Jade Emperor was in office, how could he have stirred up such a difficult problem? Even his predecessor, the Golden Emperor, was easier than him! Maybe he should go to Yin Si another day to check the file - when his Yuan Shen was cultivating in the human world, he must have provoked someone, so that he was now punished. Woo, his life is so miserable! ”
- What, what is the yin? Still in opposition to the human world? How many other emperors are there? Chenyu was even more sure that this was a demon's business! He kept watching!
Sighing, rubbing his aching temples again, the Emperor turned the report back to the first page:
"'Dear Pearl Emperor,
"'Hi, hello!
“‘……’
He didn't want to read the following text right away, lest he suddenly have a cerebral hemorrhage. The Pearl Emperor closed his eyes and fixed his mind, and a scene from a hundred years ago appeared in front of him-
"At the 'first grand event in the sky' Pan Tao Meeting, all the immortals indulged in joy, and it was completely a grand meeting, a successful meeting, and a victory meeting! - Wait, not 'completely'! But it was said that after the wine was exhausted, all the angelfish ran out of the Yao Pond and found that all the mounts were missing! There are no straps, chains, circles, and ropes left at the scene. And all the beast boys fell to the ground and fell asleep. Many of the immortals rubbed their eyes in fright, confirming that this was not due to drunkenness, and the immortals turned from the silence of shock to the chaos of shock. Some of them were not good enough, and they screamed on the spot; Some pounced on it and shook the beast boy wildly; Some try to find out the culprit; Long Simi, known as the "Confused Twin Princesses", and Yin Mohu both rushed forward a few steps, one grasping a gold rope, the other clenching a silver chain, and began to be in a daze; Taixia Xiaojun remembered the lesson brought by Sun Monkey tens of thousands of years ago, and hurriedly went to the alchemy room to check whether the pill was missing, and did not hold Maitreya Buddha in a hurry, that guy was not good at the fairy, but the wine was not good, and he stumbled and collapsed on the ground, squinting his eyes and grinning and burping, patting his bulging belly and singing - of course, most of the immortals came directly to him, the Emperor of the Pearl.
That day, he was fine, he didn't drink too much, and he stayed awake - in fact, even if he was a little drunk, he was scared away by such a bizarre accident.
"When he hurried to the 'accident scene' - the beast park, before he could see the scene in front of him clearly, two apricot and pink figures pounced on him left and right.
"The dragon princess Long Simi grabbed his left arm, and tears wet his left sleeve, crying: 'Woo - my little Bao'er is gone. It's so cute and charming, you can't be bullied by anyone! ’
"But, love, fascination, people?! The Emperor finally understood what it meant to 'listen to nonsense with your eyes open'. Long Simi's 'little Bao'er' is 3 meters tall not counting the neck, plus the well-developed long neck of the plesiosaur, it is more than 8 meters high! It's really different from the mini little gray rabbit that Dream God keeps in his sleeve. Such a behemoth, cute and charming? Ouch yo ......
"The princess of Hades clung to his right arm, snot covered his right sleeve, and mourned loudly: 'Woo-my little Beibei is gone, it is so pure and true, so well-behaved and obedient that it makes people feel distressed!'
"Can animals be described by the word 'innocence'? Leave that at that. Well-behaved, skillful, listening, talking...... The Emperor finally understood what it meant to 'turn black and white upside down'. The 'little Beibei' in Yinmo Lake is indeed quite 'small': with a flat head, a flattened and thinner body, lying on the ground like a big carpet, but if anyone really sees it as a carpet and steps on it - hum, Little Beibei will suddenly inhale air and swell his body into a big ball with a diameter of more than five meters, and the immortals who step on it will be unlucky! If you don't hurry up and stabilize your body, you will slide down and fall strong.
"This kind of naughty ghost, if it is really 'obedient' - unless it is listening to the master? In other words, is Yin Mohu deliberately rectifying people? Although, every time she is furiously sorry and says, 'Little Beibei is ignorant and offends people'.
"The Emperor of the Pearl Emperor looked at Yin Mo Lake suspiciously-but, her cute and childish round baby face doesn't seem to have anything to do with the identity of the 'ghost princess', and she is the culprit of the whole person? Not at all!
"'Ahh The two princesses in confusion howled loudly at the same time, 'Wow! My little Bao'er, my little Beibei, so cute and well-behaved, what should I do? Ahhh
The Pearl Emperor sighed, cast a spell, and rescued his tragically ravaged sleeve from the 'claws', not forgetting to leave a word of comfort, and then walked into the midst of the gods and listened to the report.
"'My Emperor', as one of the elders of the land, the god of the land, Sato, is always so serious, 'The minister has done it, but it has not been effective, this matter is not caused by the monsters on the ground, please ask my emperor to take it.'"
"'Hmm.' The Pearl Emperor nodded slightly.
"Taixia Xiaojun hurriedly flew back: 'Big ...... Great. There is nothing going on in my alchemy furnace, and it seems that the situation is normal all the way, as if only the beast stop has a problem-'
"'Hmm.' The Pearl Emperor nodded slightly.
"The god of autumn, Qiu Liang, calmly concluded: 'Then this is neither a goblin stealing into the heavens, nor an individual action against someone, it is very likely to be a premeditated terrorist activity, as for why it is the Beast Farm......
"The god of spring, Chunnuan, smiled: 'Could it be that the mounts are collectively going out and fighting for some animal rights?'
The Pearl Emperor shook his head slightly.
"The wind cried—the eldest was not small, and he was like a child—'Hey, the little boys are awake!' This thing is full of evil, it was useless for me to slap them just now, could it be that I am old and weak? -'
The god of fire Zhu Rao grabbed the hair of the boy in red with one hand, and swung his fist with the other—and lo and behold, it was indeed a fiery temper:
"'Why do you sleep so dead, huh!'
The boy in red rubbed his sleepy eyes vigorously, and when he heard the master's angry shout, he reflexively reached out to block Zhu Rao's fist, and then lazily shouted: 'Hey, master! Don't abuse child labor and be careful to comply with the Law on the Protection of Minors! ’
"'Good, good, good.'" Zhu Rao gritted his teeth, "Tell me, what happened?" ’
"By this time the other boys had woken up one after another, and the boy in red had a bewildered expression on his face: 'What the hell - I saw the red rope flying around, and the straw and stones crashing around, and when they hit me, I fell asleep. What's the matter? Ah, why are the mounts missing? ’
The other boys said the same thing.
The immortals were talking.
"The Pearl Emperor waved his hand: 'Don't worry, Lian already knows what this matter is ......', why are they all looking at him with such suspicious eyes? Don't believe in the boss's insight? 'If there is no movement at dawn, go to Yunmeng Palace!' ’
The two princesses in a daze had stopped crying, biting their ears and chirping:
"'Are you sure our baby is okay?'
"'Of course! I didn't listen to what they said about the red rope, what boy was really asleep, not unconscious, not sleepy, and mischievous. So the red rope must be the red thread of Xian'er's sister, and the straw stone must be the crystallization of the dream taken from Ya'er's Little Dream Pavilion, but it is not a grass stone, so it will make people dream. How could Xian'er and Ya'er hurt our treasure? Isn't it? ’
"'yes—then why are you still looking so unhappy?'
"'Aren't you angry? Xian'er and Ya'er teamed up to do such a fun thing, and they didn't even get together with us, really! ’
"'Ahh It's too much, it's too much! ’
(Thanks to them, believe me—Oneiroi is the perpetrator, not the victim or the exploiter.) Well, but the main mastermind of this 'conspiracy' is Xian'er - the new Yue Lao, an important person in this series! )
"The Emperor of the Pearl Emperor's estimation is not wrong, when the sun climbed up the Fuso Tree, sprinkled the first rays of light on the earth, and the dreams of the world woke up one after another, I, who lived in the Yunmeng Palace, the master of the dream world, the dream god, the dream god, the dream boundless, clothed in a brilliant dawn, led the beasts, mighty, vivid—oh no, refreshed—to come. That formation, tsk, is worth writing about in the "History of Heaven"!
"Hee-hee, a lot of immortals are stunned!
"Because, when their beasts came up to them, they lay down for seven miles, snoring one by one, and fell into a deep sleep!
"The immortals were in a big mess, and the two princesses were not confused at this time, leaving their 'sleeping beauty beast' in the same place and dreaming of Zhou Gong, and pounced on me together, threatening to lure Gali, coquettish and stupid, and doing everything to extract a confession from me.
"As for me, I just took this opportunity to clarify myself:
"'What! It's not my trick at all, why don't you believe it? Today—oh no, it was last night—I was giving the order to let the dream elves go, when suddenly a lot of fairy beasts swarmed into my Cloud Dream Palace, and I looked at it—oops, they were all old friends' favorite rides, how could they all be hypnotized? Worse still: the hypnotic command is to come to my dreams and jump into people's dreams. Alas, if I don't take them there, they will also unscrupulously break into one dream after another, and the result will be even more unacceptable, acceptable, collected, and picked up! So I brought them into the Dream Workshop, and let the dream elves ride them to the world to send dreams by blowing the dream horn, which is a great gift of the century. Hehe, they're asleep now, and when they wake up, the hypnotism fails, and they'll be fine - that's right, my little dream pavilion is missing a lot of dream crystals, and I'm also looking for clues, if anyone finds any clues, come and tell me, thank you! ’
"A few words, pushing the responsibility to the fullest, did not mention the word Xian'er, in case it was ridiculed as 'not admitting himself'. Yes! I am known as a 'talented girl', and I am full of crooked ideas, how can there be a big mistake in the rhetoric that I have researched together?
"The immortals believe it all—it's strange! Their brains are not stupid, and they can roughly guess what's going on. It's a pity, tsk, there's no evidence!
Later, Xian'er did a few more big votes, which made the chickens fly and the dogs jumped, and the lonely fairy world showed an unprecedented boiling state......
"In short, the name of 'the new Yue Lao Qin Xian'er' has finally gotten to the point where the immortals 'ran away when they heard the wind', and only a few of us 'like-minded' guys always like to get together.
"Among the 'several', there are also the two princesses of confusion, and these two are not ambiguous at all! For example, once, Long Simi asked her little Bao'er to go down to the earth to take a bath, which led to the flood of the 'Loch Ness Monster', but there is a serious history!
"As for this time, what is written in Qin Xian'er's recital—oh, the report has been renamed since the reform of the Heavenly Realm? Hehe, don't hide it from your readers, this report is still drafted by me in Xia Xiaoxian, and I can't remember the specific content, anyway, the theme is to ask the Emperor Pearl for approval to let a few of our sisters go down to earth to reincarnate and 'experience life'. The theoretical basis is that without investigation, there is no right to speak, so in order for us hard-working and highly skilled doers to be more comfortable in dealing with problems related to the human world in the future, we must have the opportunity to go down to the grassroots level to 'experience and study'. Isn't it fashionable to go abroad to investigate in the current world? Isn't it very popular to study abroad gilded? Although the heavenly realm does not need to learn everything from the world, there are some good things, and there is no loss if you learn from them; Although in the past, we used to use 'going down to earth' as a means of punishment, but now that the times are different, it is also appropriate to be flexible! Didn't Mr. Lu Xun, the ancestor of China's proletarian revolution, severely criticize the idea of 'not daring to be the first'? Please 'be the first' and approve our sisters' plans to go down to earth! Finally, I would like to conclude my remarks: 'All in all, in a word, please approve of it!' Otherwise, hey, hey......' (To be continued.) If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (qidian.com) to vote for recommendation, monthly pass, your support, is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please read it on m.qidian.com. )