Chapter 27: Black to infinity
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"Don't mention that cheating school cafeteria, you're going to become a champion in the dark culinary world! Stir-fried bitter gourd with persimmon - this group of cooks in the school cafeteria came up with it, and people with big brains can't think of this kind of practice, this cook's brain must have changed into a black hole in the universe, black to infinity! β
The girl seemed to have some interest in the topic and asked, "Have you eaten then?" What taste. β
"I bought one, looked at it, and didn't have the courage to eat it. I only dipped a little vegetable juice in the tip of the chopsticks and licked it in my mouth, it was bitter and astringent, how to describe the taste? It's the feeling that a living person wants to go to the west after eating it, and a dead person can lift the coffin lid and pop out of it after eating it, and it is estimated that the arsenic tastes a hundred times better than that! β
"Why do dead people pop out of coffins?"
"Come out and get water to rinse your mouth! It tastes worse than death! β
The girl snorted with a smile and said, "Not really! β
"You don't believe it, next time you come to the main school, I'll invite you to eat, that dish shouldn't be called 'persimmon fried bitter gourd', it should be called 'ecstasy and life-killing dispersion', the taste is super terrifying!"
"I originally wanted to go eat and see, but when I heard you say this, I think it's better to forget it!" The girl took off her sunglasses and put them aside, revealing a cold and delicate face, and changed her sitting position.
"You made a wise choice." Li Hui stared at her and said, "Sure enough, the senior sister and sister of the branch school are beautiful!" β
The girl smiled and said nothing.
"I'm Li Hui, a biomedical major, classmate, which major are you?"
The girl didn't answer directly, and said coldly: "I said, your method of accosting is almost old!" β
"Probably! But don't all friends start with these old words and slowly get acquainted with them? β
"Almost."
"That beauty, your name?"
"My name is Xu Feifei, and I majored in medicine."
"Xu Feifei, it's a pleasure to meet you!" During the conversation, Yang Peng ran behind Li Hui inexplicably, and without waiting for Li Hui to speak, he took the lead in the front, said with a bright smile on his face, and even stretched out his hand to shake hands with Xu Feifei.
"You get out of here!" Li Hui pushed Yang Peng aside in annoyance.
Yang Peng withdrew his hand that was frozen in mid-air, and the whole person flashed to Xu Feifei's other test, and said to her: "My name is Yang Peng, and I am also a biomedical major!" Please advise! β
"I didn't ask you!" Xu Feifei didn't appreciate it and said coldly.
Yang Peng went home for the New Year and broke up with his girlfriend, the reason for the breakup is unknown, he told us frankly, "New clothes for the New Year, women are like clothes, girlfriends have to change for a new one", but according to the grapevine, it was the girl who dumped him first! Hey, hey, boy, you stink, it's your clothes that run by yourself. But we didn't expose him. Now Yang Peng is in the rippling period of spring, always ready.
"My mother taught me to take the initiative when I see beautiful women!" Yang Peng said.
"My mom taught me to be reserved when I see someone who looks like a pervert!" Xu Feifei said.
"I just like reserved girls! My mom also said to find a girlfriend - oh no, if you want a female friend, you have to find that kind of reserved girl! Yang Peng clutched her words.
Xu Feifei smiled again, this time more naturally.
Li Hui saw that she couldn't interject, and she was so anxious that she didn't know what to say, so she said in a hurry: "My mother also sued me!" β
Xu Feifei turned his head to look at the two of them and said, "You two won't be born by the same mother, right?" β
Yang Peng and Li Hui looked at each other, put on a look of disgust for each other, and said in unison: "No! β
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In the face of Xu Feifei, it seems that the two of them are going to turn against each other, this is the charm of beauty! Those kings in ancient times ruined their countries and ruined their reputations because of women, women are really terrible!
Xu Feifei is this kind of cold and charming girl, when I see this kind of girl, I will naturally build a line of defense in my heart, like a layer of ice crystals quickly forming in the heart, there is a potential resistance to them, this emotion I can't control. From an aesthetic point of view, they are very beautiful, beautiful and captivating, but I have never had a little heart for them, never been, to the point of slight disgust! I don't like a girl with Xu Feifei's character, even if she hasn't done anything to me, I don't like it.
Li Hui and Yang Peng chatted around Xu Feifei, and Xu Feifei's cold attitude showed some signs of thawing, I think, no matter how indifferent the girl is, she will say a few words under the entanglement of the two of them. I basically didn't speak, first, I was a person who didn't speak very well, and I didn't know what to say to Xu Feifei in the face of her, and second, I didn't like her! I was concentrating on fishing, but I wasn't concentrating, in fact I didn't know what was going on in my head, it wasn't a fish, it was just the way I was standing and the look on my face, and others would think I was concentrating on fishing......
The next afternoon almost passed like this, and then Xu Feifei answered a phone call, like a call from her boyfriend, and the tone of the phone call was extremely ambiguous and gentle, not like a voice that could come out of her mouth. She then instructed Yi Kaoru to help her put away the fishing rod, and she gave us the fish she caught, and she gave it to us very casually, feeling that the girl didn't care about anything. Throwing off these, she soon drove the BMW X5 at the door and left, and it turned out that the car was hers. Watching her leave, Li Hui and Yang Peng had some unfinished meaning.
Soon after, we pulled the reluctant ground pig and got on the last bus. Before leaving, the earth pig had endless nonsense to say to the waitress, this kid is probably taking this as "Gao Laozhuang", we are all Tang monks, and we insist on breaking them up, what a useless guy! The only good thing about him today is that in the end, in order to show his wealth in front of the girl, he took the initiative to pay the bill when he checked out, which is good, I like it, and I hope he will continue to carry forward this spirit of wealth in the future!
Later, it turned out that the earth pig was the most promising among us, and he had the biggest gains, successfully including Yi Xun in his sister group, and the number of godsisters expanded again. Every day, he has an extra QQ number on the lower right of his Apple computer, and he doesn't watch much love action movies in the island country at night. There are many sisters in the pig, so they know a lot about women's private affairs, for example, what is good for the body to eat during the menstrual period, what should be avoided eating, what should be paid attention to when there are those hidden diseases that girls are embarrassed to say, he told Yi Xun on the phone, he knows women better than women!
Every night we eavesdropped on his phone chat with Yi Xun, it was like listening to a lecture on women's physiological problems, in these aspects he has the strength of the professor level, even more powerful than the average professor, anyway, during the day I listened to those professors in class and dozed off, and at night before going to bed I listened to him call Yi Xun but couldn't sleep, the quieter he spoke, the more awake I was, weird! I benefited a lot from it. Even Li Hui planned to re-tailor him to a title, called "Friend of Women" or "President of the Women's Federation", because there was no high demand for the title of "Earth Pig", and these titles gradually died.
The ground pig doesn't mess with our single dogs much on weekends, and often goes back to his "Gao Laozhuang" alone to visit relatives, and doesn't go back to the dormitory at night. Tsk, envy others!
ps. Chasing more children's shoes, are there any free appreciation tickets and starting coins~ The countdown to the 515 red envelope list is over, I'll pull a ticket, ask for an increase and appreciation vote, and finally rush it!