After drawing the charm, Professor Zhou took out a pottery bowl, filled the pottery bowl with water, Professor Zhou closed the charm between his palms, and began to chant the scriptures in his mouth. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Heaven and earth are infinite, and Qiankun borrows the law ......"

When the scriptures were recited, Professor Zhou lit the charm with a lighter, and then he put the burning charm into the pottery bowl.

"Boom!"

As soon as the spell came into contact with the water, a huge purple flame burst out in an instant, and the visual effect of that scene could throw off the eighteen roads of the charlatans.

After doing all this, Professor Zhou brought the bowl of runic water to Li Le: "Drink it." ”

Looking at the turbid liquid in the bowl, Li Le asked in horror: "If you drink this thing, you won't ascend to heaven, right?" ”

"Scared?" Professor Zhou said indifferently: "You can not drink if you are afraid." ”

Li Le gritted his teeth, took the bowl and drank it all.

Professor Zhou nodded: "You can concentrate on emptying your brain now, and whether you succeed depends on fate." ”

Li Le didn't dare to slack off, feeling like a Taoist priest meditating.

A few minutes later, Li Le noticed something unusual, and a discordant atmosphere suddenly appeared in the room full of Taoist style. I was in a hurry to go to the toilet and found that there were people inside, and everyone should have encountered the situation of sweating profusely and having a cold back when I clamped my buttocks, and it was similar to that.

The difference is that the former comes out from below, and Li Le now comes out from above.

"Vomit ......"

Rushing into the toilet, Li Le hugged the toilet and vomited darkly.

The rune paper was burned with cinnabar and mixed into distilled water for an unknown amount of time, so it would be good if there was no food poisoning.

Looking at Li Le's miserable appearance, Professor Zhou pursed his lips and pushed the responsibility away: "Soul attraction also depends on the characteristics of the human body, you have a special physique and can't attract souls, since this is the case, it's not that the old man doesn't help, it seems that you have nothing to do with my Buddha." ”

Didn't you read Zhou Yi? When did you start reading Buddhist scriptures?!

Li Le was almost drawn away by anger, and said that the cultured hooligans were the most powerful, and what he said was really right, Professor Zhou's cheekiness was much thicker than that of charlatans. Li Le wanted to beat him, but after thinking about it, he finally coaxed.

Beat Professor Zhou, an old man, and the school had to open him.

Dragging his weak body out of the family area, Li Le felt shameless to see Jiangdong's father, Haikou had already boasted to Su Yan, and now it is not good to let him put his face.

Just when Li Le was entangled, there was also a tense scene in his dormitory.

The third Fu Xin angrily blocked the door of the dormitory, and the fourth Wen Sixian stood in front of him and fought with him, and the atmosphere between the two was tense, and there was a tendency to fist and kick each other if they didn't agree.

The innocent fifth classmate He Miaomiao left school early for the final exam and went home, but fortunately he was not here, otherwise he would have been so scared that he couldn't sleep.

The backbone of the dormitory was wandering out of the world at this time, and the boss was sitting cross-legged on the bed, his face was hideous and painful, and he was suffering from a hangover after drinking too much.

When Li Le came back, he happened to hear Fu Xin talking ruthlessly: "Wen Sixian, are you poor and crazy, take my money quietly, you really want to be a thief." ”

This sentence was too bad, and Li Le, who was upset, kicked Fu Xin's ass.

Fu Xin, who was caught off guard, was kicked away, he threw himself on Wen Sixian's body, and the two of them fell on the bed together, and the two people who were originally arguing instantly became the of you and me.

Wen Sixian is a paranoid guy, and accusing him of being a thief is a very serious injury to him.

Li Le asked, "What's the matter with you?" ”

Fu Xin got up from the bed and said angrily: "This kid took five hundred yuan from me, and he didn't tell me anything." ”

"Don't you fart for me here!" Wen Sixian retorted with a red face: "You can't get through on the phone, I was in a hurry to wait for it, so I left you a note on the table." ”

Fu Xin: "Where's the note?" Why didn't I see it? ”

Wen Sixian was anxious: "How do I know!" ”

Seeing that the two of them were about to hug each other again, Li Le hurriedly separated the two of them.

Wen Sixian's character Li Le knows very well, although this kid has a paranoid and dark personality, he will never steal anything, he said that there will definitely be no fake if he leaves a note. Li Le glanced at the dormitory, and when he saw the stupid boss, he immediately laughed.

"Fourth, where did you put the note?"

Wen Sixian pointed to the table: "It's the notebook on the table." ”

Li Le walked up to the boss and asked, "Boss, have you ever gone to the toilet today?" ”

The boss rolled his eyes: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" ”

"In my Sherlock Holmes. In front of Le, there is only one truth. Li Le confidently walked into the toilet, and after more than ten seconds, Li Le walked out with a crumpled piece of paper: "This is the note that disappeared." ”

Everyone walked up to take a look, and it was really, it was clearly written.

Why did Li Le know? The boss, who never washes socks, has a weird fetish, and the toilet in their dormitory is equipped with a toilet. The boss hates that it is cold to sit on the buttocks, so he puts a layer of toilet paper on the toilet every time. There are five brothers in the dormitory, only Li Le is the only one who buys toilet paper, and the other four brothers are all rubbing paper, Li Le remembers very clearly that there is not much toilet paper in his cabinet, and then ask the boss, and the matter will be clear.

The boss saw that there was not enough toilet paper, so he tore two pieces of paper to pad his buttocks, and he didn't pay attention to what was written on them before he woke up.

Fu Xin, who knew that he was wrong, was particularly embarrassed, and he apologized to the fourth child happily: "I'm sorry, I didn't figure it out and made you wronged, don't take it to heart, Xian'er." ”

In the end, the sound made Fu Xin say a hundred times and thousands of times, and almost disgusted Wen Sixian to death.

"I'm going to invite you to dinner today." Fu Xin said: "Let's go eat mutton skewers, which can be regarded as making amends for everyone." ”

The dazed boss was furious when he heard the mutton skewers: "Drink again." ”

"It's all because of you, don't you drink? The third child still has you. Li Le threw the IOU in Fu Xin's face: "You bastard has money to eat, but you don't have money to pay me back?" ”

Fu Xin snorted and ran into the toilet, and the IOU produced by the toilet was really disgusting.

"Vomit ......"

Zhangjia barbecue restaurant.

The four brothers barbecued around a stove, eating skewers and drinking soju in the winter, and the taste was simply delicious. Everyone is a young man, very open-minded, two glasses of soju, a small friction has become a thing of the past.

The final exams have passed, and the winter vacation will be in a few days, when everyone will have to go back to their respective homes, and this barbecue will be the last dinner of 2015.

Before you know it, everyone is getting high.

The boss is burly and doesn't need to pretend to sit there, ordinary people know at a glance that it is the eldest brother on the road, but at this time the eldest brother is already confused, and the cigarette in his hand is almost burning to his fingers.

Fu Xin and Wen Sixian were hooking their shoulders to tell their hearts, and Fu Xin confessed with tears in his eyes: "We will not be blessed by everyone, this is my mistake, I will bear it, and we will be friends in the future." ”

Wen Sixian: "Isn't it just money, we've slept together for so many years, I'll pay you back tomorrow." ”

Li Le almost laughed when he watched it from the sidelines.

After eating a meat skewer, Li Le wiped his hands and stood up to go to the toilet.

After solving his physiological needs, Li Le looked in the mirror in a daze, a barbecue was indeed very refreshing, but Li Le still remembered his task.

To solve Su Yan's feudal superstition, there is no clue about this matter, but it makes Li Le worried.

When flushing the toilet just now, Li Le remembered Qingque. It has been a long time since he came back from the underworld, and during this time, Li Le has never thought of Qingque, he deliberately and selectively forgets. And now, when he was helpless, the blue finch suddenly appeared in his mind.

I don't know how that lovely girl is doing.

Perhaps his heart expects her to help him solve the problems he is currently facing, after all, Qingque is a professional.

Li Le laughed, he was thinking about something, looking at himself in the mirror, Li Le said to himself: "I am a human, you are a ghost, you are not a world, how can we meet again." ”

"Who said that!"

Suddenly, a crisp voice sounded in the bathroom.

A thick mist appeared in the bathroom, the temperature dropped, the mirror was covered with moisture, and then an invisible hand painted on the mirror.

The mirror depicts a large gate, and when the gate is finished, the blue finch's head suddenly emerges from the mirror.

"Big surprise!"

"Bang!"

Li Le was frightened and fainted again.

Qingque looked at Li Le who was lying on the ground, kicked twice with her toes and found that there was no response, which made her very aggrieved: "Why are you still so timid, how can you live in the future." ”

I haven't seen it for so long, and the blue finch has changed a little bit.

The appearance is still the same as before, she is an invincible little beauty with a beautiful and cute temperament, but she now has some more mature flavor on her body, and a not-so-beautiful relationship can always make people grow.

Don't say it, in this way, the originally somewhat silly and white sparrow has added a lot of femininity.

Qingque, who helped Li Le out of the toilet, received unanimous attention from everyone.

Three drunkards, six pairs of eyes glaring like the headlights of a car.

"You can meet a girl when you go to the toilet, the second brother is really lucky." Fu Xin couldn't help but smile: "Who is this beauty?" It can't be our second sister-in-law, right? ”

Qingque generously admitted: "I am Li Le's girlfriend." ”

Such a hearty answer stunned the three of them.

After a long time, Wen Sixian said: "You are Li Le's girlfriend, so what should Su Yan do..."

The boss slapped Wen Sixian's words back, but in the end, the boss was steady: "It's so late, do you want us to send you back." ”

As a female creature, Qingque has a talent to deceive people, and she came when she opened her mouth to talk nonsense: "My family is in other places, and I came to see Li Le this time, and I haven't found a place to live yet." ”

Fu Xin immediately began to come up with bad ideas: "Today, a brother in our dormitory is going home, do you want to go to our place?" ”

Qingque naturally readily agreed, and the boss was short-circuiting his brain at this moment, so he didn't object at all.

If Li Le is sober now, he will definitely break off his friendship with this gang of brothers, what about the cheat father.

In this way, a vegetative person, three drunks, a female ghost, and five guys returned to the school dormitory shoulder to shoulder.