I said I had drunk too much, so I stopped and slowed down, and several of them also drank too much, so I didn't let me stop at all. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info I pretended to be dead and didn't drink, they all brushed against Ran Xue, and I couldn't pretend to be dead in a down-to-earth manner, damn!

It's as if they've grabbed me at the underbelly......

"Today is Li Hui's home field, what are you guys doing, what are you doing-you always want to bring me down!" I put my face on the table, knocking on my chopsticks in protest half-dead.

"Who poured you, and didn't force you to drink, why did you drink Ran Xue's share? Happy today, pour one counts one, you asked for it! Li Hui said.

"Don't bully him, I'm not very good at drinking, you guys play, don't let him drink anymore!" Ran Xue patted me on the back and pleaded with them.

"No! Who doesn't drink today is not a man, Chen Teng, hurry up and drink the three cups you lost in front of you, what are you doing, keep the whales! Li Huiyi's fellow countryman is quite biao, and he has been fanning the flames on the sidelines.

With so many people present, I couldn't be ashamed, so I held on, gritted my teeth and smothered the three small glasses of liquor in a row, burped, and said, "Go on!" ”

……

I felt uncomfortable in my stomach, my head was dizzy, my whole body was hot, my body was fluttering, I felt that I could stand on tiptoe and break free from the gravitational constraints of the earth and float directly into outer space, I put the chair next to the wall behind me, and then grabbed the seat of the chair to avoid "flying" myself! The more you drink, the more messy your brain is, the more you lose, the more you lose, the more you drink, like a snowball, the more you roll, the more you roll! I called two cases of beer, three bottles of Wuliangye and one bottle of red wine, and almost one bottle of Wuliangye was drunk by myself......

"Dormitory leader, buy two whales for our dormitory as pets tomorrow, and I will leave these five glasses of wine to fill in the fish tank!" After a round of turns, I lost a lot, and in the face of the five glasses of wine accumulated in front of me, I said weakly.

"Raise your sister! Hurry. ”

"It's okay to raise only 'your sister'." I began to be confused, my mind was dull, and I couldn't react to what they said, "But what kind of fish is 'your sister', I haven't heard of it, it's okay to raise it with liquor, right?" ”

"'Your sister' is 'your sister', mermaid, do you think you can raise it?"

"I don't have a sister." I paused and said, "I'm going to the bathroom, I'm going to pee." ”

The last vestige of sanity told me that I couldn't do it anymore and that I had to go to the toilet and hide. It's okay to sit there, get together, get out of the chair, I can't feel the presence of my legs, my back is a little sweaty, the road is twisted and crooked, like an oil painting painted by an abstract painter, I don't know how the body moves in the air, anyway, it is moving, and it moves smoothly to the location of the toilet in the restaurant.

My lower abdomen is very distended, just enter the toilet to untie the belt, pull down the underwear, look for the urinal, the toilet in this restaurant has no urinal, only a few isolated single rooms, I pushed open the nearest one to me, there are people inside, it is Tian Xiaorou, I said "Xiaorou, you are also there"! She was wooden.

I closed the door and changed to another room next door, the door was locked, I guess there was someone, and then I changed the door, and there was someone who pushed the door open, it was a girl I didn't know, she screamed loudly, startled me, I said "I'm sorry", and then quickly closed the door. It's strange today, why are there so many people in the toilet, and they are all women, so I'm looking for the next one.

One was pushed away from the inside, and it was a woman, her eyes flashed on me, and she immediately lowered her head and ran out, crying out in some horror: "There are hooligans!" ”

Where the hooligan is, I don't know, whatever, I shouldn't be a hooligan anyway, I was in a hurry to pee, staggered into the room where no one was, closed the door, opened the gate and released the water. I was so weak that I lowered my head against the wall, saliva gushing up my mouth, and I knew I was going to throw up.

（1100）

The vomiting sensation is menacing, it can't be suppressed at all, all the brains I just ate and drank are vomited into the toilet, stomach acid and half-digested food residues stuck to my mouth and nostrils, this sour - it's so uncomfortable! After throwing up once, it didn't take a few seconds, and then the second time, I simply didn't get out of the toilet, squatted there, waiting for it to come a third time, and there was a kind of you hurrying up! My head was getting more and more dizzy, my consciousness was distracted, and then I didn't know anything......

When I woke up, it was already the second day, I was lying on the bed in the dormitory, my whole body was sore, and my head was still as heavy as a sandbag filled with dozens of pounds, accompanied by a feeling of overpower. I don't know how I teleported to bed, I just remember squatting in the toilet......

Yang Peng, Li Hui and a few people in the dormitory next door set up a table in the dormitory, and sat around to play "Three Kingdoms Killing", "Kill, Kill", "Flashing", "Ten Thousand Arrows, You Die", "Ten Thousand Arrows, You Big-headed Ghost, Invulnerable"...... They had a lot of fun, but they made me die! I was sleepy-eyed and asked them what time it was, Yang Peng said half past eight, I said half past eight, why is it still so dark at half past eight, he said it was half past eight in the evening, of course it was dark! Mom, I slept all day, and I didn't have to go to class on Saturdays.

When I woke up, it was dark, and I decided to go back to sleep......

After a short nap, I woke up again, and several people in the dormitory next door were gone, and I felt that a few of them in the dormitory looked at me a little strangely, as if they were smiling, and I asked them what happened to Coke today, and told me about it.

Li Hui walked into my bedside, smiled mysteriously, and asked me, "Brother Chen, are you awake, what beautiful pictures did you see yesterday, tell us about it!" ”

I was surprised and said, "I didn't see anything nice to see, I just remember I threw up in the toilet!" ”

"Think again, what else?"

I desperately recalled the events of last night, I couldn't drink, I went to the toilet to take refuge, went into the toilet to untie my trouser pocket, pulled down my underwear, saw that there was no urinal, went to the toilet cubicle, pushed open the door, and saw Tian - I stopped and asked, "Did I go into the women's toilet yesterday?" ”

Li Hui sneered and said, "Yes, what wonderful pictures do you see inside, tell us about it!" ”

I'm speechless!

Li Hui filled in the things I couldn't remember: someone went to the front desk of the restaurant to report that a man had broken into the women's bathroom, and the female customer couldn't go to the toilet, and that man was me. I locked the toilet door inside, and the restaurant found the key to open the door, and I stayed in the toilet room, saying that I would "vomit and leave". A waiter knew that I was with Li Hui and them, so he notified Li Hui and a few of them, and pulled me out of the toilet in a half-pushed and half-dragged way...... Then I was pulled back to the dormitory, and several people pushed me to my own bed, took off my shoes, and covered me with a quilt......

I'm speechless!

In the process of Li Hui's narration, the rest of the people couldn't help but add oil and vinegar to say a few words, to make this process more exciting, they laughed non-stop, laughing so much that tears were about to splash out, they were holding back all day, just waiting for me to wake up!

I yelled, "Don't laugh! What's so funny. ”

Li Hui tried her best not to let herself laugh out loud, and said, "Don't laugh, give our brother Chen some face." With that, he immediately burst out laughing again.

"Fuck your uncle, you're still laughing!" I picked up the pillow and slammed it into his face.

He grabbed me in the air with both hands and threw it at his pillow and slammed it back at me.

I threatened and begged them not to spread the word about what happened last night, or I would kill someone! If I want my classmates to know about this, how will I mix in front of acquaintances in the future.

They said "yes" briskly, and then asked seriously; "Tell me honestly, what is your relationship with the girl named Ran Xue yesterday?"