"You love me, you don't love me, you don't love me, who will love me......"

Zhang Yi's mobile phone rang suddenly, and at this time, he happened to be in a relatively high-end place with soothing songs. Everyone around www.biquge.info Pen "Fun" Pavilion listened to the dirty and noisy bell, and obviously frowned, and they all stared at him with a monster look.

Among them, it happens to include the man with the briefcase.

"It's you......" The man stretched out his hand to hold Zhang Yi, and the surprise in his tone was indescribable.

"Yes, it's me." Zhang Yi felt the heat from the back of his hand, smiled kindly, and wanted to pull his flesh out in his heart, but inadvertently met the man's fiery gaze.

It was the first time he had seen a man look at someone of the same sex with such a strange look. That ambiguous feeling is clearly only available to lovers in love.

Sure enough, Zhang Yi was not the only one who felt wrong. At the table behind him, the mocking voices of a man and a woman floated away.

"The forest is big, there are all kinds of birds, you see, those two men are actually bent!"

"Gay is everywhere, especially today. I can't help it! ”

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You dog men and women are simply blind! Lao Tzu is straight, straight! You're the one who bends! Your whole family of males is crooked!

Zhang Yi was silent on the surface, but behind his back, he greeted all the eighteen generations of the couple's ancestors.

Judging from the current situation, the fact that the two of them are homosexuals is a certainty. Since they have all been misunderstood, what else is there to be embarrassed about?

Master has to drink coffee here today and talk about business!

Not only that, your grandfather is going to talk to me and me in front of you dog men and women today, disgusting if you two don't die, Lao Tzu won't be called Zhang Yi!

The tiger is not powerful, and he really treats Lao Tzu as a hellokitty?

If you want to say that Zhang Yidonkey has a temper, not only others are worried, but even he himself is afraid.

The waitress with exquisite makeup saw that only Zhang Yi and the man were standing on the ground, and greeted them with her signature smiling face with small steps.

"Where are you going to sit?" What to drink? We have lattes, cappuccinos......"

Zhang Yi cleared his throat and returned with a polite smile. He pointed to the position next to the dog man and woman, and motioned for the man to sit down and discuss.

"I want to sit here. So be it, give me and this gentleman a cup of coffee each! ”

Observing the couple whose faces were gloomy, Zhang Yi was fascinated in his heart, and at the same time, his mind to make a flower finger became more and more determined.

He whispered a word in the man's ear, and then slapped the man with a soft fist.

"I'm sick of it, how can people sleep in the same bed with you? Your mom won't agree. Well, after we get married, everyone will want to do what you want. ”

When the man who was originally sarcastic about Zhang Yi heard this, his face turned the color of pig liver, and the coffee in his mouth began to slowly ooze from the corners of his mouth. Hearing only a pop, the man couldn't bear the inner torment anymore, and squirted all the gray-brown juice in his mouth on his girlfriend's white lace dress.

"Ah......h Everyone present was defenseless, and was immediately frightened by this sudden howl.

For a while, the ground made a crisp sound of broken porcelain.

After a while, all the frightened people retracted their senses, and they all slashed at the man and woman with complaining eyes, and even worse, directly put the responsibility for breaking the cup on the girl.

"It's so bad to come here for a coffee, what's the name of the hell? It's really not quality to get home. I knew that there was such a person, even if I didn't want to give it away for nothing, Lao Tzu would never come here. ”

"That is, the people who are all harmed have dropped the cup, in my opinion, these people who lose the cup should be the person who screams!"

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Now it's the turn of the pair of hard-working mandarin ducks to worry, where would they have thought that all of Zhang Yi's sissy actions and behaviors were pretended to be deliberately angry with them?

The man was obviously speechless at his girlfriend's performance, and his face turned green. grabbed her hand, took out a dozen hundred-yuan bills from her purse, threw them on the counter, and ran out of the door of the coffee shop with her head down.

Nima, make your mouth owe! Lao Tzu Zhang Yi is not a vegetarian, when making instant noodles, he also put a little oil packet!

Unexpectedly, not long after the couple left, the cooperating man opposite Zhang Yi burst out laughing.

"Little brother, this time they were really miserable by you. I did what you told me just now, so it's time to talk about the contract, right? I can't believe you're the one who asked my dad to rent land. ”

Zhang Yi touched his head embarrassedly, and after laughing a few times, he started talking to the man seriously.

"You must be Mr. Lee's son. Since this is the case, then I will climb Brother Li. The little brother's name is Zhang Yi, you can just call me Xiao Zhang. As the saying goes, 'ambition is not old'. Besides, in our country of China, a man who has reached the age of 16 has full civil capacity. The younger brother is not talented, and he is seventeen years old this year, so the eldest brother does not have to worry about whether the contract I signed is legally valid. Oh, this is my ID. As he spoke, he took out his ID from his wallet.

When the man saw Zhang Yi's witty words, he suddenly broke through his inner embarrassment, and became refreshed at the moment. With a thud, he pulled open his briefcase and pulled out a contract with a red handprint.

"Now that this society is careful, I think the little brother can also understand the elder brother's distress. Okay, let's get down to business, let's talk about contracts. ”

Zhang Yi quickly swept the contract with the speed of ten lines at a glance, and after feeling that there was nothing unusual, he smiled and waved his hand at the man.

Seeing that Zhang Yi had no intention of signing the contract, the man's face flew with a touch of anger after being teased, and his tone of voice was obviously unhappy.

"Why did you come to this coffee shop if you weren't going to sign a contract with me? Could it be that the little brother thinks teasing others is a very fun thing? ”

"Hehe, Zhang Yi didn't mean that. It's just that the younger brother feels that there is one thing more anxious than signing a contract at the moment. Human lives are at stake, I'm afraid it can't be delayed, right? Zhang Yi's face was as calm as water, showing a mature attitude that did not match his age, and he still whispered softly to the man.

"Little brother is talking about curing my grandmother's tuberculosis?" When the man heard what Zhang Yi said, he didn't dare to go on in a frenzy, and hurriedly reined in his temper.

"I once told Ling Zun that my ancestors were a generation of famous doctors, but they just retired to the mountains and forests after they were old. Now the kid is holding the potion made by his grandfather in his hand, but I don't know if you are going to let the little brother take the medicine to cure grandma's evil disease? Zhang Yi was obviously a little impatient in his words, and he was looking at the man with interest.

"Then let's not talk about the contract for now, and the most important thing is to cure my grandmother. When my brother came, he drove a car, although it was not good, he could also make a means of transportation. I'm just afraid of wronging the little brother. The man looked at Zhang Yi with a little more guilt and shyness in his eyes, and his voice was a little uncomfortable.

"What's this? Zhang Yi also came out of the countryside, and there is nothing wronged or wronged. Saving people is like fighting fire, you don't ink. Let's hurry up, it's the right thing to do. After speaking, Zhang Yi didn't care about the speed of the man's walking, walked to the cashier to quickly settle the bill, and walked straight towards the second-hand Alto car outside the door.

"Hey, little brother, my brother is here......"

The man hurriedly filled in the documents in his briefcase, and also ran out in small steps after Zhang Yi's steps.

After Zhang Yi got into the car and asked the man for his specific location, he recalled the situation when he pretended to be ambiguous in the man's ear.

Ten minutes ago.

Zhang Yi attached himself to the man's ear, and after making sure that the couple next to him was always paying attention to him, he pretended to be coquettish and spat out a word at the man.

"Big brother, you cooperate with me for a while, and when you force these two nasty guys away, we'll talk about signing the contract. Otherwise, the younger brother felt uncomfortable in his heart, and when he signed, he was afraid that he would not have the strength. ”

So, there was a tacit cooperation with the next man.

If he hadn't said this, would the man have cooperated with him so hard?

The answer is uncertain.

Zhang Yi, you TM is really a talent!!