Chapter 4: Director Shabi appears

Yu Xiaochuan rolled over the corpse for a while, and finally the corpse was on top and Yu Xiaochuan was below, and stopped. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info The corpse was too heavy, and his head drooped down all of a sudden, and with a snap, he kissed Yu Xiaochuan.

"Damn, this product tastes too heavy!"

Wang Peng looked at Yu Xiaochuan, whose eyes were about to stare out, and thought gloatingly.

Zhou Yuqing saw that the unlucky Yu Xiaochuan actually kissed the corpse, covered his mouth and turned around, if he continued to look at it, he would vomit!

Several nurses and family members ran after them, and the nurses all hung their hands when they saw the scene in front of them, feeling so embarrassed.

Several family members quit, and there was a guy who was five big and three thick, who should be the son of the deceased, jumped into the grass and snatched the body from Yu Xiaochuan's hand.

"You're tired of being crooked, aren't you?" The five big and three rough guys pointed at Yu Xiaochuan and shouted, "Dare to blaspheme my just dead wife like this, Lao Tzu will fight hard with you!" ”

"Who is rare for your mother! ! Yu Xiaochuan finally broke free from under the dead body, and roared while vomiting, "Lao Tzu is still wronged!" ”

"I'll you!"

As soon as the five big and three coarse heard this, they exploded directly, and rushed up and gave Yu Xiaochuan a black blue eye, Yu Xiaochuan sighed and fell into the muddy grass again.

Seeing this, Yu Xiaochuan's younger brothers quickly attacked and fought with the five big and three thick in the grass. For a while, looking at the lively people, Wang Peng wanted to set up a stall to sell melon seed soda, and he would definitely make a small profit.

Seeing that the situation was becoming more and more difficult to control, several little nurses quickly took out their mobile phones and called the police.

Taking advantage of the chaos, Zhou Yuqing quietly came out of the hospital from behind the crowd. Wang Peng also followed the big beauty to the gate of the hospital.

"Thank you for saving me," Zhou Yuqing said as she waved to the taxi, "I'll treat you to dinner another day." ”

"Okay," Wang Peng suppressed the excitement in his heart.

Since he was a child, Wang Peng has never eaten with such a beautiful woman, but he has done a lot of such daydreams, but he didn't expect that a snatched fairy red envelope helped him realize this dream.

After saying goodbye to Zhou Yuqing, Wang Peng took the package full of sex toys and took the bus back to the courier company.

After going around the company, I found that Director Shabi hadn't come back yet, and Wang Peng was bored and sat on the sofa waiting.

took out his mobile phone, Wang Peng subconsciously clicked on the chat group where the immortals gathered, and saw many immortals chatting and farting inside.

What which Bodhisattva's mount is in the lower realm again, the inner courtyard of the Jade Emperor's house is on fire again, and Laojun's elixir is stolen and eaten by monkeys, etc., etc.

"These immortals are boring enough."

Wang Peng looked through the chat records for a long time, and felt that these fairy chats are also down-to-earth, just like watching the big-mouthed girls in the neighbors chatter.

However, Wang Peng's biggest concern is whether there are immortals sending red envelopes.

The red envelope he grabbed last night made Wang Peng see the great charm of the immortal treasures!

The energy of the two low-grade rune papers is already so huge, so if you grab an elixir of Taishang Laojun, Wang Peng will not be able to live directly to the destruction of the earth!

With a bang, the couple Electric Mother and Lei Gong appeared.

Wang Peng's eyes lit up, and he quickly sat down, looking at the mobile phone screen intently.

Electric Mother: I've kept my fairy friends waiting, and I went out with my husband to walk the dog just now.

Erlang God: It turns out that you also have a dog, a fellow practitioner, a fellow practitioner.

Barefoot Daxian: You two will come out in whole skewers another day, and I'll raise them.

Electric Mother: Damn, what do you mean by stinky foot prawns?

Lei Gong: Boom! (A burst of thunder sounds)

Erlang God: Stinky foot prawns, you have something to say, I and the electric mother are all on a skewer, do you look down on me or how do you drop?

Electric Mother: Hey, I said three eyes, why are you so unpleasant, my mother still doesn't look down on your discoloration!

Lei Gong: Boom! (Thunder rings again)

Erlang God: Lei Gong, you give me a stop, it's nothing to do with you.

……

These immortals suddenly started talking and made a barefoot immortal fall away.

Barefoot Daisen: Rub, what should I do?

Tai Bai Xing: The old rule, give out red envelopes.

Barefoot Immortal: Hey, yes, yes, thank you Xingjun for reminding me, I'm ready to prepare.

What else to prepare for sending a red envelope, it's really off the chain.

Wang Peng despised the barefoot immortal's approach in his heart, and became a god, not even a pair of shoes, maybe he really didn't have any family background.

After waiting for a while, the barefoot fairy suddenly sent a big red envelope, which appeared on the screen shiningly.

But those second-class immortals are still arguing, and they all know that the barefoot immortals may not have much inventory, and a great fairy who can't even afford to wear a pair of shoes for thousands of years can have any good things in the red envelope.

Therefore, Wang Peng can be regarded as a coincidence this time.

said that it was too late, Wang Peng hurriedly poked his finger on the screen, and finally snatched the red envelope in his hand.

Barefoot Immortal: Huh?

Tai Bai Xing: What kind of stuff did you post, no matter how you clicked in, there was nothing.

Barefoot Daxian: The hands are fast and the hands are slow.

Tai Bai Xing: Poor ghost, it's another penny!

However, Wang Peng didn't care about the chat content of these immortals at this time, and quickly clicked on the extraction space of the red envelope page, only to see a piece of clothing floating in the lattice in the space.

"Holy! Clothes? Wang Peng muttered to himself.

I didn't expect that the red envelopes issued by the barefoot immortals would be clothes, which made Wang Peng unexpected.

"Clothes are clothes, and fairy clothes must have different functions," Wang Peng thought as he clicked on his clothes.

I saw that the clothes instantly floated in front of Wang Peng's eyes, and there was a line of instructions: invisibility clothing, after wearing it, it can hide the limbs and hundreds of remains, like air, and can be reused.

"Holy! Got the baby! Wang Peng jumped up from the chair excitedly.

"What are you doing!" At this time, a shrill voice shouted, "Noisy, it's work time, what kind of system!" ”

Wang Peng looked up and saw that Director Shabi was standing in front of him, frowning, looking at him.

"Oh, Director Sha," Wang Peng smiled at the corners of his mouth, "I'm looking for you." ”

"Hurry up and say something," Director Shabi's name is Shabi Xin, who looked like a leader, tilted his head and said, "A cart of packages just came, and when I finished speaking, I hurriedly went to sort." ”

Sort your sister!

However, for the sake of his internship certificate, Wang Peng decided not to stiffen the relationship with this director Shabi for the time being.

"That's the kind of Director Sha," Wang Peng continued, "The school has notified me to ask for an internship certificate in advance, and I want you to help me stamp it." ”

Shabi Xin smiled, then took out the official seal of the courier company from his black backpack and shook it at Wang Peng.

"Xiao Wang, don't play tricks with me!" Director Shabi looked at Wang Peng with a wicked smile, "Do you think I don't know the graduation process of your school?" ”

Wang Peng suddenly sighed when he heard this, and he was in a hurry just now, and forgot about this stubble.

After being deceived by Director Shabi, Wang Peng also heard about the experiences of several of his senior brothers, which were similar to his own experiences, so Director Shabi must have known every graduation process in their school.

That's the main reason why Sabi is new to them!

"Work hard, it's the end of the month to see how you perform," Shabi Xin's treacherous smile turned into a bad smile, "If you perform well, everything is fine, if you don't perform well, then you can't blame me Shabi Xin for turning his face and not recognizing people!" ”