Chapter 53, you have the ability to split me

After the meal, Zhong Shao acted as a flower messenger again without accident. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info

After arriving at Li Meiqin's house, Zhong Shao hugged Li Meiqin and was about to make it bad.

"No, you go back quickly." Li Meiqin pushed Zhong Shao and said.

"Don't worry, let's do it first!" Zhong Shao said obscenely, no way, Zhong Shao endured it for an afternoon because of Mo Lingshan.

But Mo Lingshan Zhong Shao didn't want to touch her, and didn't want to pierce the only layer of sand cloth left between the two. And now that there is one that can move, Zhong Shao immediately couldn't help it.

"No, your sister is suspicious. Hurry back or your sister will find out. Li Meiqin said anxiously.

"Isn't it!" Zhong Shao said in surprise.

So Li Meiqin told Zhong Shao what Zhong Qian told her.

"Dognose." Zhong Shao can only think so, although Zhong Shao doesn't care very much, it's a big deal to take a shower when he goes back, but Li Meiqin refuses. Zhong Shao didn't have the idea of being afraid of her.

Because Zhong Shao stared at Li Meiqin's bright red lips, he suddenly thought of ~~ in his heart.

"Wife, but my husband is very uncomfortable, you touch it." Zhong Shao grabbed Li Meiqin's hand and pressed it on Xiao Zhong Shao, who was already a pillar of optimus at this time.

"Why are you such a scoundrel!" Li Meiqin said with some embarrassment.

"It's not me hooligan, it's my wife, you're too tempting." Zhong Shao complimented.

"Hmph~ Ignore you, who is your wife. Don't shout, who knows how many women you've called your wife outside. Li Meiqin remembered red and said to Zhong Shao angrily.

"No, I haven't called anyone else's wife. Just call you alone, good wife. In fact, Zhong Shao really didn't call other people's wives, Zhong Shao flattered.

"Really?" Li Meiqin asked suspiciously.

"It's more real than real gold, if I lie to you, I'll hit five thunderbolts in the sky and kill me directly." Zhong Shao swore poisonously.

"Bah, bah, bah~ Hurry up, who made you swear such a poisonous oath." Li Meiqin saw Zhong Shao snort and said distressedly.

"Boom~Boom~Boom~~~"

But the old man seemed to be against Zhong Shao, and at this moment, there were five thunders in a row, and then a torrential downpour fell.

Zhong Shao is stupid, and Li Meiqin is also stupid.

Zhong Shao hated, he, mother, God, why are you so faceless, you don't thunder in the morning, you don't thunder in the evening, but you have to fight when Lao Tzu swears.

Zhong Shao raised a middle finger in his heart, pointing directly at God.

"What else do you have to say?" Li Meiqin roared angrily, it was a pity to shout at him just now, and he would have let God kill him with a thunderbolt.

"Huh!" Zhong Shao's head suddenly lit up and said, "Accident, this is an accident, and it didn't split me." ”

"Boom~~~"

A thunderclap sounded louder than just now, as if God was saying: You are hiding in the room, let me chop it. If you have the ability, you come out, you come out!

"You get me out, get out." Li Meiqin pushed Zhong Shao and sent it to the door.

"Wife, I really haven't called other people's wives, don't lie to you." Zhong Shao said firmly.

"God doesn't believe your words, and you still expect me to believe it. Get out. Li Meiqin directly pushed Zhong Shao out of the door.

"I~~"

"Bang~~~"

The door was slammed shut by Li Meiqin.

Zhong Shao stood outside the door humbly, looked at the closed door, turned to God and shouted:

"What do you mean, specifically destroying the harmony of other people's husband and wife, isn't it, you split me, you split me!"

"Huh~~"

A bolt of lightning hit Zhong Shao's side directly on the railing.

Zhong Shao stared blankly at a black dot on the railing, and muttered: "Forget it, Lao Tzu is not as knowledgeable as you, Lao Tzu is a literate person with a big belly."

Then he fled and left Li Meiqin's door.

Li Meiqin stood at the door, listening to Zhong Shao roaring outside, muttering angrily: Bastard, hum, lie to me. God can't stand it anymore. Let you lie to me.

But after a while, she felt that there was no sound outside, and she was shocked, it was raining outside, he wouldn't be going home in the rain!

I'm a good person, I don't want him to get wet in the rain and have a cold. Li Meiqin comforted herself.

Then he picked up an umbrella and opened the door.

But Zhong Shao was no longer at the door.

Li Meiqin stomped his feet and scolded angrily: "Bastard, you have made yourself angry, and you dare to run away." I'm pissed off, stinky turtle, dead king eight. Drooze you. Hmph~"

Then there was a louder slamming of the door.

Zhong Shao risked his life and arrived home in fear, only to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Ling'er, why are you wet all over!" Zhong Qian leaned on the bed and read the book, and when she heard the sound of the door opening, she saw Zhong Shao walking in wet.

"It's raining outside." Zhong Shao said a little frightened.

"But don't you know that there is something called an umbrella in this world?"

"I just came out after the rain and I came back to take a bath, wouldn't it be better to take a natural bath now? Haha~" Zhong Shao said with some embarrassment, he can't say that he was kicked out by Li Meiqin!

"Stupid, Sister Qin is very talkative, if you go up to her and ask for an umbrella, he will give it to you, why are you so stupid. Hurry up and take off your clothes. Don't catch a cold. Zhong Qian said with concern.

When Zhong Shao was halfway through the bath, the door opened, and Zhong Qian came in with a fart and a strand. Zhong Shao was very puzzled, he obviously locked the door just now!

"Sister! I remember I locked the door, how did you get in? ”

"Door locks! It's broken early. Or did you break it. Zhong Qian said indifferently.

"Huh! Then why don't you fix it! Zhong Shao asked suspiciously.

"There are only two people in the house, is there a difference between locking and not locking? And a lock is dozens of them, and if you can leave it, you can leave it. Why are you afraid that my sister will look at you! I haven't seen that place on you. Zhong Qian said and glanced from top to bottom with her aggressive eyes.

“。。。。。”

"Also, remember to bring your underwear when you take a shower in the future, and I'll help you deliver it every time. What if I'm not there? After Zhong Qian finished speaking, she put down Zhong Shao's underwear in her hand and walked out.

Leaving Zhong Shao with an embarrassed face.