Chapter 10 The Title of the Foreigner
The ground pigs were overjoyed and logged in one by one for testing. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info unexpectedly,Apple computer's own security system is too safe,Those small websites implant too much virus software,As soon as the security software detects a virus source,Immediately pull the website into the blacklist,Always can't open the web page,The pig is angry,yelled "What a broken computer"!
Di Zhu has a lot of money, and he went to the computer city every other day to buy a new laptop from Lenovo, which is so capricious! He connected to the Internet and re-logged on those websites, the 360 security guards pre-installed in the computer "jingle bell" kept screaming, and all kinds of danger prompts kept swiping the screen, and the pig turned a blind eye and continued to browse various small websites happily. 360 antivirus software struggles to fight all kinds of Trojan viruses fiercely, and the killing is in full swing......
"Poof"! When I successfully downloaded dozens of small movies that were not suitable for children, and before I had time to see them, the computer made a low muffled sound - a black screen! The ground pig vomited blood on the spot, and the computer had just been bought on the first day!
Li Hui is a professional drummer, she loves to disassemble and study anything that is broken, take a look, repair it, and then use it alive, an absolute good man at home. He has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder in this regard, sometimes there is nothing to repair in the dormitory, he has to find something to break it first, and then repair it, and the plug-in board connected to the water heater in the dormitory has been disassembled, assembled, disassembled, and reassembled many times. The computer screen is black, the first person that the pig thinks of is Li Hui, he showed the computer to Li Hui, Li Hui pondered for a long time, and hesitated between "dismantling" and "not dismantling" in his mind, he had never dismantled this kind of laptop, he was afraid that he would not install it back after dismantling, he couldn't afford to pay for it.
Li Hui said: "This computer is not easy to disassemble, let me think about it." ”
Yang Peng leaned over to take a look, and scolded loudly: "Demolish your uncle, this look is an error in the computer software system, dismantle a fart!" ”
"Uh~" Li Hui doesn't understand the software, so she can't figure it out, so she returns the computer to the pig. The ground pig was so angry that he slammed on the keyboard area of the laptop, but there was no movement! He closed the computer again, fell a few times simply and rudely on the desk, opened it and looked at it, held the grass, the display turned on, was in a reboot state, and then turned on normally!
After booting up,This computer has a state that we will never forget in this life,360Antivirus software is still running,But there is no longer any danger alarm reminder,The screen is messed up with various small game icons、******** icons、Video software icons occupy almost the entire screen,It's still automatically downloading and adding new junk software,It's almost stacked together,It is conceivable,The computer is too poisoned! 360 antivirus software turns a blind eye to these obvious virus software, and allows these Trojan viruses to run wild, it is estimated that its heart is broken, and it is desperate for the owner: grandma's, Lao Tzu is constantly killing viruses, and you are still vigorously downloading viruses, no matter what!
In this fierce competition between "justice" and "evil" in the computer, evil once again defeated justice, and the 360 antivirus software was successfully killed by the virus and lost its power. After the baptism of hundreds of illegal small websites, the new computer bought by Dizhu has become a supercomputer virus database, and there are all kinds of computer viruses, which are terrible to death! The people in the dormitory heard that there was a "good-looking video" on the pig's computer, and they smiled, comprehended, and came to copy the resources at night with a U disk, and they all made a secret move, inserting a few U disk viruses into the pig computer to infect a few U disks, and they couldn't get started! From this, I deeply realized that the laws formulated by the motherland are very correct, and how important it is not to disseminate inappropriate video materials to others, if you don't listen to the words of the police uncle, your USB flash drive or mobile phone will be infected with the virus!
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Di Zhu didn't care about that, anyway, he had two computers, one for daily life, and one for loading a ********** that lasted three or four hours and didn't have a few decent lines.
The pig is a good roommate with a strong collective concept, and there are always good things to share with everyone, and this time is no exception, he beckoned everyone to look at it together.
Wang Kai was born in a military family and was influenced by militarized thinking since he was a child, he is the embodiment of justice and the messenger of light, of course, he disdains to watch these vulgar love action movies.
The ground pig was not convinced, fiddled with the orchid fingers, and said in a feminine and seductive voice: "Come on, come on!" Let's take a look! "His voice, looks, and gestures are natural, infectious, and talented in soliciting marketing. I guess that in his previous life, he must have been the top brand in the capital of the Qing Dynasty, but unfortunately he was born at the wrong time, as a man, he was reincarnated in the wrong place, and he should be reincarnated in Thailand. Hey, reincarnation is a technical job, he is not skilled, who can blame him!
Wang Kai had made up his mind and was resolute, he said that if he didn't look at it, he wouldn't look at it, and went to the bathroom to wash clothes. The ground pig didn't move, so he had to huddle together with Li Hui and the net ghost to watch, and they used a pair of artistic eyes to evaluate the commendable performance of actresses such as Yui Hatano, ******, Maria Ozawa, and ********, and they were like-minded and had a good conversation. I was too young to understand anything about what they were talking about, but I was very pure, in the words of a ghost, "I'm as pure as a little idiot"!
Little idiot is little idiot, I then snuggled up in bed and played mobile games......
When Wang Kai came back from washing his clothes, he stood behind a few people coldly and looked inside for a while, and asked, "Which country is this?" ”
Li Hui turned around and glanced at him with disdain, and scolded: "Damn, I begged you to look at it just now, and now I don't let you see it, you yourself are running over and standing behind to peek, you are really shameless!" ”
"I just glanced at it!" Wang Kai defended himself sharply.
"It's also a glance, it's shameless!"
"You're shameless!" In front of the facts, Wang Kai spoke indiscriminately to distract Li Hui's entanglement, and he walked away with a smile and went to put his basin.
Li Hui is unrelenting, and he always talks about this matter when he has nothing to do, he can often have a flash of inspiration, especially in giving others nicknames, "net ghost", "ground pig", "shecao" These titles are almost all his works, Wang Kai naturally does not want to escape from his mouth, he must give Wang Kai a well-known nickname! For this reason, he forgot to sleep and eat, thinking day after day, and there were a few more gray hairs, and finally came up with a foreign title for Wang Kai - Flax fell to death King Mister!
Such a big slip, the feeling of bullishness!
The name is inspired by the island love action movie, integrated with the three Chinese dialects, the original text should be "やめてfacemr. Wang", the literal translation is "Linen fell to death Mister King", all translated into Chinese is "Mr. Wang without a face", the average person does not understand translation, so suddenly it sounds like Wang Kai's title is one of the most high-end atmosphere in our dormitory!
Wang Kai was not happy, every time he heard Li Hui call him like this, he was always silent, his face turned purple, and he almost got up in the middle of the night to kill Li Hui, but Wang Shuo got up in the middle of the night to steal vegetables and saw it, so he stopped him and avoided a bloody case!
Li Hui was very satisfied with his creation, and in order to defend his art, he risked his life every day to brainwash himself in front of Wang Kai - "King Mister, have you eaten", "King Mister, the head teacher is looking for you just now...... It felt too long, and he reduced the title again-"Flax Drop Death King, your girlfriend called you just now, let you call back", "Flax Drop Death King, give, this is the water you just wanted", "Flax Drop Death King, borrow your mobile phone charger to use it"......
After several weeks of brainwashing, Wang Kai had a nervous breakdown and gritted his teeth and acquiesced!
The rest of us are usually embarrassed to call Wang Kai that way when we walk on the road, we are afraid that we will always call it "flax fall, flax fall", and we will be mistaken for an actor who has just returned from filming in Japan, Li Hui doesn't care about these, he is addicted to his works, and he loves it so much!
(What is Li Hui's name for me - hahahaha, how can I write it in my novel, under my sharp pen, my image must be upright!) Every cell in my body exudes ten thousand ~ zhang ~ light, so that the sun can't open my eyes, hahahaha! )