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This is a natural cave with pleasant scenery but rich aura, sandwiched between green forests and willows, which looks quite sacred and quiet. On the door of the cave is engraved with thousands of golden light flowing veins, and the image of the gold pattern is a golden eagle with wings ready to fly.

Therefore, next to the cave, a jade tablet is erected, the golden carving god's house.

"Hmph, this Buddha is Rulai's maternal uncle, and you want to scare me with your little immortal envoy?"

A piece of conveying jade slip suspended above the top of the cave was faintly outlined at this moment, and a line of golden characters was faintly outlined, which made the red-robed man with the carved head very angry.

I think he has been crisscrossing the heavens and worlds for tens of thousands of years, and he has swept domineeringly everywhere he goes, but now it's good, there is a neurotic called Dao Zun, who is the inspector, saying that he wants to clean him up? Isn't that the most ridiculous thing in the world? Even Sun Wukong, who was named by the Buddha as a fighting Buddha, can't beat him, what is this bullshit fairy shit?

Just when he was thinking about how to belittle and insult this immortal envoy with sharper and more majestic words, so that he could be domineering and fully reflect his awesomeness, a little transparent silk thread as thin as a cicada gradually appeared under his feet.

"Bullshit Immortal Envoy, aren't you going to clean up this Buddha? It's a man who will report the address of his cave residence, and the Buddha will go to meet you in a while! ”

A red light divine sense was slammed on top of the jade slip by him, and it instantly dissipated without a trace.

At the same time, Gan Lin Taichung.

Li Jing, the Heavenly King of Tota: This golden-winged Dapeng eagle is too much, this matter is not only related to the immortal envoy, it is also related to the face of our heavenly court immortals. If this matter is spread out, I am afraid that even the majesty of His Majesty will be lost. This eagle is super powerful, even the Great Sage can't fight it, let alone us, for the sake of today, as long as we meet Your Majesty and ask for his holy judgment.

The third prince of Nezha: Father, don't want to raise the morale of others to destroy his own prestige, the child thinks that the immortal skills are not bad, so send me to meet the battle.

Claireye: Jiangmen Huzi really lives up to his reputation, but according to Xiaoxian's peep two days ago, this golden-winged Dapeng eagle is afraid that his mana has improved a lot, and the third prince is still more sensible.

Erlang God Yang Jian: Don't be afraid, big guy, if this eagle really dares to come to Heaven to make a mistake, the three-pointed two-edged knife under my hand will definitely make him unable to eat and walk around!

Lu Dongbin: The Eight Immortals are also on call, vowing to live and die with all the immortal friends!

Shaking Light Star: Yes, swear to live and die with immortal friends!

……

Damn it!

What is this?

Can you really beat the Golden-winged Roc Eagle?

Don't be funny, but people are Rulai's uncle, is it good to have the blessings of Buddhism?

Sun Wukong's iron arm and golden body, in the end, he was not tossed to sue the Buddha?

So, there are some things that can't just be done with a hot head, okay? When it matters, you have to use your brain!

Feeling some information about the Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle slowly filling his mind, he smiled heartily, and then crackled and typed on his mobile phone.

Inspector Dao Zun: Don't panic, all immortal friends, Heavenly Court is the master of all worlds, and Your Majesty is the supreme existence. The Buddhas of the West Heaven have no desires and no desires, and they are blessed to the world, if they are a qualified Buddha, how can they speak like a fart and spit out nonsense? We don't cause trouble, but we're not afraid of it either! Your Majesty has already told me that if anyone dares to go wild, he will use a magic weapon he sent to suppress it! Now, let's relax, let him bow his head and admit his mistakes for a while, and regret not being at the beginning!

This Dapeng golden-winged eagle is really silver, to the point that there is no one before and no one after him.

In his memory, Zhang Yi found a lot of information about fornication with other bird spirits and even immortals.

Pangu opened the sky for 3,800 years, spent a good night with the fox fairy in the Yuxu Cave, and then gave birth to the two-winged flying fox monster.

Pangu opened the sky for 4,000 years, and was in the Valley of Hundred Flowers overnight, and afterwards gave birth to a dark pheasant with pheasants.

In the Buddhist realm for 9,000 years, the bottom of the Dragon Palace in the West Sea has been mixed with the Dragon Girl for a hundred years, and a total of 312 dragon carvings have been derived.

……

"Damn, what the hell is this, could it be that dead spider coming for me again? Lao Tzu has said that he will not rekindle his old relationship with you, and you will die of this heart. ”

Splitting a transparent silk thread with the palm of his hand, the golden-winged Dapeng eagle said with a sad face.

But just before the silk thread disappeared for less than a breath, more and more transparent silk threads appeared around him.

In short, he has the ability to cut ten threads, and immediately there will be a hundred more to tie him up, and if he can cut a hundred, a thousand threads will appear immediately......

The most terrifying thing was that these silk threads seemed to be able to seal his mana, and by the time the last silk thread appeared, he had already felt that his mana had completely disappeared.

……

After reading this information in one go, Zhang Yi felt that he could write a history of romance for the golden-winged Dapeng eagle.

Where is this what a Buddha should look like, it is simply the posture of a heinous lewd bird!

If it weren't for his relationship with Rulai, it is estimated that this guy would have been relegated to the nether realm a long time ago.

Just as Zhang Yi was thinking like this, the old voice that had signed the contract before sounded again.

"The master-servant agreement has been signed, please give the first order to the servant!"

"The first order? Then let him appear in front of him immediately! ”

Thinking about it, Zhang Yi involuntarily said this sentence from his mouth.

"The Golden-winged Roc Bird is here quickly!"

The sound of the shock like the bell rang suddenly sounded, which made Zhang Yi's heart beat while he couldn't help but have a strong sense of expectation.

Sou!

A ball of golden light flashed, and in the blink of an eye, there was an extra golden eagle eagle with a height of two meters in front of Zhang Yi's eyes. The eagle's eyes were unruly, and his expression when he looked at Zhang Yi was full of disdain and disdain.

"Where is this? Why did this Buddha suddenly come here? What do you kid look at, and then look at the Buddha and swallow you in one breath! MDZZ！ ”

"Oh, isn't it easy? It's so awesome to talk to your master, does Nima know? Do you still think you're a golden-winged eagle? Tell you clearly, you are now a pet bird in Lao Tzu's hands, remember, your name is Little Little Bird. Don't look at you so big, Lao Tzu has more ways to treat you! ”

Zhang Yi poked its feathers with his fingers dissatisfied, and after plucking two of them, his face softened a little.

"You...... If you dare to pluck the hair of the Buddha, I will kill you! ”

The golden-winged Dapeng eagle has always been arrogant and domineering, and at this moment, Zhang Yi plucked a few bird feathers, where can he bear it? I saw that its eyes let out a murderous look, and then it turned its feathers upside down.

"Kill me, okay, Lao Tzu will let you feel what is called the right of the master now!"

Zhang Yi stretched out his middle finger and gestured fiercely, and while putting down the mobile phone, he looked at the eagle eagle with a sinister and cunning eye.

"Golden-winged Dapeng Eagle, I order you now, slap yourself with your big wings!"

As soon as the words fell, the eyes of the golden-winged Dapeng eagle changed to another look, which was completely shocked and unbelievable!

It, its wings actually moved!

However, the way the wings move does not seem to follow what you think, but to fan your mouth!

Feeling the sharp pain coming from the long mouth, it exploded again!

Damn, I really slapped myself in the face!

You must know that after its feathers have been baptized with golden light, they are already comparable to the Heavenly Rank magic weapon, and now it is no different from ordinary birds, the only difference is that its body is stronger.

But no matter how strong the body is, it can't resist the big wings like this magic weapon flapping back and forth!

Another gust of wind hit, and I felt a pain on the tip of my tongue, and when I looked at it again, there was already bright red blood flowing from its mouth!

At this moment, although there is resentment in its heart, it is more fear!

It's scared!

It's scared!

He must have been forcibly planted with a causal line, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to be made into this ghost by a damn mortal!

It finally got it.

In order to put an end to this terrible form of torture, it quickly changed into a flattering look and begged for mercy.

"Great Immortal, this Buddha, oh no, it's Xiaoxian who is reckless, if there is something that offends you, please take a lot of ...... Excuse. Don't fight again, I'm going to die...... Woo."

"Oh, you think you're wrong?"

Zhang Yi's cold voice remained unchanged and asked lightly.

"Well, I know it's wrong, please give Daxian a chance to mend his ways."

The eagle nodded like pounding garlic, and said very sincerely.

"In that case, show your sincerity!"

As he spoke, Zhang Yi took the mobile phone on the side and rummaged through it. (To be continued.) )