Chapter 1: The Ascension of the Chicken and the Dog

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This night is extraordinarily calm, cloudless, the stars are shining, coinciding with the nine stars and the fairy gate is wide open.

Yu Xiaoqi ended this League of Legends, looked at the two big words of victory in front of him, and looked satisfied.

"Finally, he won, damn it, there are too many pits, I can't hold it, I'm too tired, let's sleep." Yu Xiaoqi stretched his waist, yawned, and fell asleep on the keyboard.

Yu Xiaoqi had a strange dream, dreaming of a white-bearded old man, this old man is four or five points similar to his grandfather, a seat in green clothes, although he is full of white hair, the skin on his face is as tender and ruddy as a baby.

I saw this old man say to Xiao Qi with a kind face: "My eighteenth generation great-grandson, I am older than I have finally become an immortal, and one person has attained the Tao, and the chicken and dog will ascend to heaven." ”

As the old man's words fell, a colorful light fell from the sky, bursts of fairy music sounded, the sky floated down the sky, and a rainbow bridge fell from the sky, just at the feet of the white-bearded old man.

"Goodbye in the fairy world, good grandson." After the old man finished speaking, he turned around and stepped on the rainbow bridge, and disappeared at the end of the colorful light in the blink of an eye, followed by another white light falling from the sky, towards Yu Xiaoqijuan.

"Bang!" With a bang, Yu Xiaoqi watched the computer in front of him explode under the illumination of white light, and it was blown into countless fragments, all of which shot at him, and he vaguely looked at the pictures of the League of Legends on those fragments.

"I'm going to die." Yu Xiaoqi felt that his whole body was in pain, and he felt that his whole body was beaten into a sieve by computer fragments, and then, he finally lost consciousness, and finally he vaguely heard a voice scolding his mother: "This dog grass's leading fairy light, yes, there is a problem again, it should have been lost a long time ago." ”

I don't know how long it took, Yu Xiaoqi woke up violently, and quickly touched his body, "It turned out to be a dream, I thought it was really dead." Yu Xiaoqi muttered.

"Yes, that's not right!" Yu Xiaoqi's face was sluggish, what about the clothes, why is the bare ass, who is so perverted, what the hell is going on, and how am I sitting on the ground, Yu Xiaoqi began to look around after realizing it.

"Where is this, didn't I play League of Legends in my bedroom at home?"

This casually touching clouds, this towering tree, this flower and plant that radiates five-colored light, and this talking chicken?

"Boy, you're new here, why are you still stunned there, why don't you report to duty quickly."

This is a snow-white reed chicken, Yu Xiaoqi is sure, because he also has a few at home, and he has also feasted on it, but the problem is that this chicken, as if it can talk, is talking to him, Yu Xiaoqi is a little dizzy.

"Ouch!"

A sharp pain came from his thigh, and Yu Xiaoqi couldn't help screaming.

"What's wrong with not having long ears, what the uncle says should be the wind in his ears." The white reed chicken has a proud face, well, it's a face, and the chicken face has begun to evolve towards the human face, although it is very weak, but it does exist.

Yu Xiaoqi hugged his thighs and rubbed them, making sure that he had really arrived in an amazing place.

The chicken in front of him didn't seem to be easy to mess with, Yu Xiaoqi recognized the reality smartly, and asked weakly: "Uncle chicken, I'm new here, and I haven't asked for the surname Gao, where is this, what is the situation of this registration, where are you going to report?" ”

"Listen, this immortal's surname is Xiong, the name of the flower, the male flower, temporarily serving as the envoy of the lead, this is naturally the fairy world, this still needs to ask, don't you just follow the immortal to get the way, and then follow the ascension to heaven, as for the registration, naturally every newcomer has to go to register, to facilitate the management of the fairy world, you quickly follow me to report."

The white reed chicken male looked disgusted, and Yu Xiaoqi was deeply shocked and despised by a chicken. But people are under the eaves, and they have to bow their heads and figure out what is going on first.

Yu Xiaoqi followed Luhua Chicken closely and began to look at the surrounding environment, where he was now was a huge platform, the platform was engraved with mysterious runes, a line of streamers slipped through these runes, a little dazzling, look carefully, these runes just formed three ancient characters: "Shengxiantai"

"Ascension?" Yu Xiaoqi swallowed his saliva and recalled the scene in the dream, "Could it be that the scene in the dream is real?" My eighteen-generation ancestors became immortals, and they ascended to heaven with me? I'm a god? ”

Thinking about it, Yu Xiaoqi is a little happy, the immortals I often watch on TV are omnipotent, flying into the sky, immortality, moving mountains and seas, seventy-two changes, the Jade Emperor, Sun Wukong, such as the Buddha, Zixia Fairy? Thinking about it, my saliva flowed down.

It turned out that Yu Xiaoqi was thinking too much, because he happened to see a pair of mocking little eyes.

"Are you dreaming, hehe, you're just a little deflated now, you don't have a fairy body, and you still want to think about it." I was despised by this reed chicken again.

But Yu Xiaoqi sensitively grasped the key words in Xionghua's words: "Immortal body." "It seems that this immortal also has to be stepped, too, he is considered to go through the back door, or the welfare of an immortal, if he becomes an immortal like this, then those who are hard to cultivate the Tao must not cry and faint in the toilet.

"Eun, this rooster fairy? Hello! Yu Xiaoqi flattered, although he was a little estranged in his heart, but in order to understand the situation clearly, he endured it.

"What's the matter, let go of a fart."

"What is an immortal body? You're a kid. Yu Xiaoqi's tone became more and more gentle.

This Luhua chicken seems to eat this set, "The immortal body, it is naturally the body of the immortal, a welfare person like you is the immortal world that the mortal womb enters, if you don't achieve the immortal body early, it won't be long before you die." ”

"Huh?" Yu Xiaoqi was taken aback, this immortal will also die?

"Hmph." Luhua Chicken glanced at Yu Xiaoqi gloatingly, and then said: "One day in the sky, one year underground, there is no immortal body, how many years is the lifespan of the mortal body, and in the immortal world, isn't it just how many days." ”

"I'm ca, isn't this a pit daddy, Lao Tzu stayed on the earth well, lived comfortably for decades, and was pulled up to the fairy world for no reason, and only had a few dozen days to live, it's really a dog." Yu Xiaoqi's heart was full of resentment, especially for his eighteenth generation ancestor who was in charge of killing and burying it, even if he became an immortal, why should he pull himself, just pull it up, you can do it all.

Luhua Jixionghua seemed to see what Yu Xiaoqi was thinking, "Don't be discouraged, don't blame your ancestor for not caring about you, he and you are not flying in the same place, he is going to the real fairy world, we are here as a transfer station for human immortals, the real fairy world is not to occupy the filth of the world, not to become an immortal body, not to enter the immortal world." ”

"I see." Yu Xiaoqi felt a little better in his heart, but, immediately after, a strong sense of urgency came to his heart, nonsense, it has only been a few dozen days to live, and who is not in a hurry.

"Then how can we achieve the immortal body?" Yu Xiaoqi turned into a curious baby and seized the time to ask all questions.

Luhua Jixionghua is also happy to have someone to talk to him, "Of course, becoming an immortal body is to go to the immortal pool, but the immortal pool is controlled by Huli Daxian, if you want to achieve the immortal body, it depends on your chance, and it is really one out of ten thousand." Luhua Jixionghua shook his head as he spoke, looking like he couldn't look back on the past, and he also had a hint of pride that he could become one out of ten thousand and achieve immortal body.

"The Great Immortal is mighty." Yu Xiaoqi naturally knew what kind of words to say at this time.

"Giggle." Luhua Chicken Xionghua was really happy, and he chirped involuntarily, but he immediately stopped, stopped and looked back at Yu Xiaoqi with a fierce face.

The chicken is really still a chicken, Yu Xiaoqi snickered, saw the Luhua chicken male flower turn around, and quickly suppressed his expression, when he didn't hear it, he still looked like he was enjoying it.

Luhua Jixionghua led the way in front again, but Yu Xiaoqiyi didn't dare to ask anymore.

It didn't take long for Yu Xiaoqi to follow Luhua Jixionghua to a small city, which was called "Huaxian City"

Although this is only a transfer station for human immortals, but, the immortal city is still built magnificently, the road paved with white marble, the houses on both sides are carved dragons and embroidered phoenixes, all are made of precious jade, bright and sparkling, the brake is bright and moving, directly opposite, is the gate of the city, two pillars stand on both sides, the five-clawed golden dragon is entangled in the top, the city gate downstairs, two rows of soldiers are lined up on both sides, well, there are chickens, ducks, geese, dogs, horses, cows, rabbits, leopards, tigers, etc., naturally there are all human beings, but there are very few, the most is the turtle, it is estimated that the turtle lives for a long time, There are also more chances of becoming an immortal. These animals also wear armor and look like them.

There are some animals queuing in front of the city gate tower, and Lu Huaji told Yu Xiaoqi to line up, and he turned around and walked back and forth, probably to pick up another person or animal.

The front row of Yu Xiaoqi is full of animals, Yu Xiaoqi is a little surprised, one person has attained the Tao, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven, naturally animals account for the majority, immortal cultivators have cultivated immortals for hundreds of years, and the descendants are basically dead, maybe only those thousand-year-old inheritance families can move their families to soar, Yu Xiaoqi must be an accident, because there are so many people in his family, but it seems that he is the only one who follows the ancestors to ascend.

Listening to the sounds of various animals coming from the front, Yu Xiaoqi understood that these animals had not yet opened their minds and could not speak.

"Name."

Soon, it was Yu Xiaoqi's turn, who was registered as a human being, but wearing an ancient robe and a long beard, he was obviously an ancient person.

"Yu Xiaoqi."

A series of questions like the police checking the household registration, Yu Xiaoqi finally received a brand that he didn't know what material it was, like an ancient emperor's gold medal, but it was not golden, it was swarthy, the sign was engraved with Yu Xiaoqi's name, and sixty-nine was written on the back, Yu Xiaoqi didn't understand what this sixty-nine meant, and was about to ask to understand, but was interrupted by the person who registered with a wave of his hand, so he had to stop stupidly.

In addition, he also received a set of cheongsam, walked to the side, and hurriedly put on his clothes, after being bare for so long, Yu Xiaoqi didn't want to mention how awkward it was.

Bypassing the registration point and passing through the city gate, Yu Xiaoqi can be regarded as officially stepping into the gate of the fairy world.