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Syllable!

I was so focused that I was suddenly slapped on the back of the head, and I was so scared that my heart was about to jump out of my throat, and I shivered.

"What are you looking at?"

Turning my head to see that the person who spoke was Wang Xiaoyu, I gasped, took back all the souls that flew out, glued them together, put them back in my body, patted my heart, and said angrily: "What are you doing?" Damn, it scared the hell out of me! ”

"I thought you had fallen for it." Wang Xiaoyu shook the class materials in his hand, which was the murder weapon that slapped me on the head just now.

"You've just fallen for evil!" I retorted, and the resentment in my tone was unabated.

She didn't think so and asked me, "What about Yang Peng?" ”

"You can find it by yourself! It's such a small piece of laboratory, where can he go! ”

"Oh." She looked around.

Wang Xiaoyu is our classmate, a bit shy and sentimental. At the beginning of school, Yang Peng liked a girl at work, and Wang Xiaoyu and the girl happened to live in the same dormitory. Because Yang Peng is the face of our dormitory, known as the reputation of "Shecao", the head of the dormitory Li Hui personally gave the seal, it can be seen that it is not ordinary, he really lived up to expectations, in the name of falling in love, he attracted all the eyes of a dormitory girl, Wang Xiaoyu is also one of them, let him be the "godbrother". Under this kind of love marriage between university dormitories, after a long time and more contacts, the relationship between a few people in our dormitory and a few people in their dormitory is naturally close, of course, I mean the relationship between friends. Wang Xiaoyu regards Yang Peng as a godbrother, so he is a little more cordial than close.

In my spare time, I often play chess with Yang Peng, so I spend a lot of time with Yang Peng, and she usually comes to ask me if she can't find Yang Peng, and sometimes she asks me a little annoying. Sometimes she not only asks about Yang Peng, but also chats with me about trivial things in life.

People get along with people for a long time, the estrangement is naturally not there, and they speak freely, and the way she talks to me also throws away the shyness on weekdays, a little domineering, and I often don't treat her as a girl, what to say, so it won't be embarrassing, but it's natural.

What exactly I talked to her, I don't remember, it's almost all what she's talking about, anyway, it's about who in her family treats her, who is in love with who in school, who is in love with whom, who's in the TV series, what's wrong with that, who, who, etc., etc., in short, it's all something that I've heard for the first time, and I don't want to hear it a second time! Since I was kind-hearted, I didn't slap her to death, and she couldn't slap me to death, so when she told me again what she had already told and that she didn't realize she had said, I had to pretend that I hadn't heard it.

The things she said often have nothing to do with me.,I don't care at all.,There's a response to her without a match.,I've been thinking about whether "Naruto" will update the latest episode this Friday.,I heard that classmate Sun's CF game number bought a gold AK-47 and M82A1.,I don't know if this shot is powerful in biochemical mode.,Borrow his game account another day to play......

What she told me the most was that a certain boy in a certain class showed her admiration again, looking at her sad look, as if the sky was about to fall, I usually say "That man's eyes are blind,......", the second half of the sentence I usually omit and do not say, she naturally understood, she was not convinced, and said "You are blind"! I guess I've been mixed together for a long time, and I'm not looking out for aesthetic fatigue, but it seems that there are a lot of boys chasing her! I don't have time to be a counselor for her,, every time she tells me this, it's like she's abusing me as a single dog, and my heart is permanently damaged beyond repair, and "Chakra" is instantly depleted and dies on the spot - almost!

"I didn't see anyone! By the way, did you write the observation log for this lab class? Lend me to copy. ”

"Oh my God, I mean you went to another lab and didn't let you look here." I circled her, obeyed her, and then realized something, and my tone became a little softer, "No! Why don't you see if someone else has written it, and by the way, write a copy for me! "I reached out to her my class materials.

I almost forgot that I had to hand in the observation log after class for a while, the teacher who taught this major was really annoying, so that we had to write the learning experience of the class every time, written in the observation log, there were a bunch of animal carcasses in this laboratory, looking at what learning experience these corpses could have, and the learning experience written out was basically made up blindly, and some students didn't even bother to do it, so they directly added oil and vinegar to the content of other people's nonsense, and hastily coped with the errand. I don't want to take the initiative to make things up, I'm so talented, I'm just afraid that once I start making things up, I won't be able to stop writing a novel of hundreds of thousands of words, so I can only choose to transform the content made up by others and hand it in. Hey, the trouble of being a genius! Of course, it would be better if I didn't have to write, and even someone did it for me! (Hearing my inner monologue, a human specimen soaked in formalin almost ran out and strangled me.) ）

"Hey, if you're mistaken, I'm looking for you for an answer, and you even want me to write yours!"

"Writing once is also writing, writing twice is also writing, and it should be practiced." My tone was more gentle, even gentle, and I didn't dare to have the slightest resentment in it.

"Don't write!" She was resolute.

"Oops! Do me a little favor! I will be a cow and a horse for you in the next life, before and after the saddle, bow your head and be a minister, if you are the emperor, I will be a eunuch, if you are a princess, I will be your personal maid, and I will serve you beautifully...... "In order to let her practice calligraphy more, I have said a lot of good things with my heart, I am so great."

"What about this life?"

"In this life? Of course, this life will be counted in the next life! I said confidently.

"Cut! Fart, can you have something practical. ”

I thought about it for a while, smiled and said, "I'll buy you two lollipops in the afternoon!" ”

"......" She was stunned, gave me a blank look, and reluctantly took my class materials.

"Damn, it's so easy to bribe, if you didn't say it earlier, then I wouldn't have to talk so much nonsense just now!"

"I can count on you to give me anything good, I'm about to be annoyed by you!"

"Oh my God, you're embarrassed to say that I'm annoying you, you show off in front of me every day, and you have cast a psychological shadow on me."

"What psychological shadows?"

"Even when I see a strange girl, I don't dare to talk casually."

"What do you mean? I don't understand it at all. She asked, puzzled.

"It's you who sued me, there was a boy who sent you a love letter, and you tore it up directly in front of others, and one of them committed suicide by cutting your wrists for you, and he didn't die, and you sent a text message back, why didn't you die? There is also a boy who usually follows you far away and doesn't do anything, you directly call the police and let the police arrest him and stay at the police station for a few days! Damn, you women are really hard-hearted, treat people who like you like this too hard, is it wrong to like someone? I'm scared when I see strange girls now, especially the ones I like, the more I like them, the more scared I am! Look, such a deformed psychology, it is estimated that there is no cure, and my life is over! "I'm crying out for a lot.

"And if it were you, what would you do if you were in these situations?"

"It's too simple, come and collect one by one, come and collect one litter."

"And then after a few days, I get tired of them and dump them all, right?" Xiaoyu said to me with a straight look, "Why are you boys so virtuous? ”

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