I didn't put a piece of women's underwear next to the pillow as the swallow said, but changed it to an apple and talked to an apple next to the pillow all day, I don't know which of the two situations is more unreasonable! I'm afraid the former is a little more perverted in terms of visual effects, and after deep dissection, it feels like the latter is a little more neurotic! Am I going crazy?

But I can't help it! Let me forget that Tian Xiaorou is impossible, every cell in my body is thinking about her every day, every night, every moment, every minute, every second, and I don't get tired of thinking about her, in the past, they were just thinking faintly, I didn't realize it too much, since Tian Xiaorou came to the main campus, they were thinking blatantly in front of me, thinking recklessly, and they were not under my control at all! Oh my god, what's wrong with me?

I can't stand it, I must confess to Tian Xiaorou! I finally decided to do it!

For several mornings, I sat in the classroom and didn't bother to listen to the class, and I kept thinking about how to confess to Tian Xiaorou in the most appropriate way! I have thought of countless ways, and every time I think of one, I feel excited, excited, and entangled in my heart for a while, and I can't think of which one is the perfect way! I want to do this, I don't want any mistakes, but I don't know what to do, and I can't let me give up and not do it, I like Tian Xiaorou too much! Oh, I haven't been so worried about the college entrance examination, for me, confessing to Tian Xiaorou is 10,000 times more difficult than the college entrance examination, I'm about to die of worry, I'm so worried that grass is about to grow on my head......

Wang Xiaoyu walked towards me, and looking at her, I suddenly had an idea and thought of a brilliant idea!

Many boys have confessed to her, then she must be a "confession expert" now, I have summarized the most ideal 5 confession methods in my mind, and practice them in front of her, let her be a judge to give me a rating, and see which confession method I think of can best touch the girl's heart. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoIf there is no suitable one, then let her help me make up a good confession according to the girl's mentality, she must be deeply touched in these aspects! Great, for the first time, I have discovered the potential great value of Wang Xiaoyu, and I am as witty as me! Oh yes!

I mentally gestured to myself with a scissorhand. Without waiting for me to speak, Wang Xiaoyu spoke first: "What about Yang Peng?" She sat down a little irritated and threw the big bag of snacks she was carrying on my desk.

This sentence seems to have become a specific greeting between the two of us before every conversation, and sometimes even Yang Peng is where she doesn't want to know, the meaning of this sentence is often the same as saying "good morning", "hello" and other words when greeting ordinary people, I said casually: "I don't see!" ”

She grumbled with a sad face, "Hey! Annoy me! ”

"What's the matter, where did you get such a lot of food to buy for me?"

"Don't mention it!" Yang Peng's desk was next to mine, she threw herself on Yang Peng's desk in extreme decadence, and after a while she looked up and asked me: "Chen Teng, do you say that there can be no simple friendship between men and women?" ”

"What's wrong?" I'm basically knowingly asking this, and I guess someone must have confessed to her again, and I firmly believe that my prediction is more than 90% correct.

"You haven't answered my question yet!"

"There should be, like you and Yang Peng, and between you and me, I think it's a simple friendship!"

"Then why do I treat some people in a friend's way, and they will mistakenly think that I like them!"

"I guess you're not doing it the right way!" I think of Ran Xue, she is also very kind to the people around her, but I haven't heard Ran Xue tell me that someone has confessed to her.

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"And how should I treat them?"

"I don't know. Maybe they already like you a little, and it just so happens that you have a good attitude towards them, even if it is lukewarm, it will stimulate them to sublimate a little liking for you to the height of lovers! So even if you think it's just normal communication, guys don't think so, and most guys like a girl because of a simple gesture or a simple greeting. ”

"Then you boys like a girl too easily, don't you think this kind of liking is too hasty?"

"This is also a last resort, you have to know that the ratio of men and women in China is unbalanced, and there will be 30 million male singles in the future, which has become an ironclad fact, it is good for a boy to be able to shoot a girl as a wife, and it doesn't matter if he is sloppy or not!"

"Hey! It's annoying! She threw herself on the table again.

"Who confessed to you this time?"

"Remember what I told you about Su Qiang?"

"I've heard you mention that name." The ghost remembers that she usually nagged me that I always went in my left ear and went out in my right ear.

"It's him, he suddenly confessed to me a few days ago, I didn't agree, he never gave up, these days buy me snacks every day, I don't want to, he asked the people in our dormitory to send them to the dormitory, and then I told the people in our dormitory not to pick up his things, he bought snacks every day, put them on my seat in advance in the morning, do you say it's annoying?"

"It's not good, why are you so upright, you don't have to get it from him, and you can save money for breakfast!"

"From you, big-headed ghost, from you! I don't like him, how can I ask him for something. Yang Peng is not here, you can help me return this pile of snacks to him. ”

"I don't know him, but I've heard you tell me, what class is he from?"

"Sophomore biology major, neurobiology class 1146. He is also a member of the school's dormitory management office, when I first came to the school, he took me to find the dormitory, helped me carry my luggage, and helped me buy water to drink, I am very grateful to him, it is the first friend I met in this school! I've always treated him like my best friend, and every time I meet him at school or outside of school, I take the initiative to greet him. He was the same. ”

I was silent, remembering that I was also helping Tian Xiaorou carry the suitcase......

"I didn't think about being boyfriend and girlfriend with him at all, and that day he suddenly ran up to me and confessed to me, which scared me and I rejected him! Now I'm going to see him walking somewhere from afar, and I'm going to hide from it, not wanting to meet him, or it will be embarrassing! It's a good friend relationship, why does it have to evolve into a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship? It's so hard that my friends can't do it now! ”

"Say no more!" My face was like ashes, and I said coldly.

"He kept sending me things, and now everyone knew he was chasing me, talking about right and wrong in front of me, asking me what was the matter? Do you like him? Why don't you like it? Wait, you know, it's annoying, it's annoying, I don't want to answer these questions that these people ask me all day, I ...... all day He also asked the female classmates in his class to inquire about my situation, do you say that he is sick, neurotic, who dares to be his girlfriend ...... so terrible"

"Enough! That's enough! It's all said, so don't say it again! I yelled.

My voice was very loud, and a few of the students in the class who didn't leave also looked at us, and Wang Xiaoyu sat up and glanced at the reactions of the students around him. Glaring at me again, she also yelled, "Why are you so fierce to me? ”

"Don't tell me about these things in front of me in the future! Go away, don't bother me! I said in annoyance.

"Did you go out today to eat the explosives bag? How can the face change!

"I drank a stomach of sulfuric acid when I went out, and if I don't leave, I'll spray you in the face!"

I'm! In the past, I didn't have a favorite person, she kept nagging in front of me, and I won't mention the psychological shadow caused to me, but now I have someone I like, and she told me what "Su Qiang"! Damn, I finally mustered up the courage for half a month, and now as long as a random person blows lightly behind my back, I can rush to the front of Building E in the West District like a wild horse, block the door of the building, and as soon as I see Tian Xiaorou coming out, I will say to her loudly, "Tian Xiaorou - I like you"! At this juncture, Wang Xiaoyu just told me about "moving boxes at the beginning of school", and discussed "why friends have to be lovers"! What kind of plane are you doing, listening to her say these things to me today is even more terrible than listening to someone talk about "Midnight Bell" at night, and she gave me a slap in the face, and the "courage" I wanted to confess to Tian Xiaorou was blown away! Grandma, did I steal your rice in my last life, or did I owe you money and didn't pay it back? Deliberately come to fix me in this life!

I don't dare to confess to Tian Xiaorou at all!

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