Chapter 13: The Witty Leopard
Early the next morning, Jing Qi was woken up by the sound of cars outside. When I www.biquge.info it, I saw that it was a car that was very familiar to me in Japan.
“KFC?” Jing Qi was stunned for a moment, and then remembered what Sun Xiaoyang said, lettuce is grown in the farm, and KFC buys it directly.
At this time, the leopard was walking to the left with a freckled man in a KFC uniform.
"Hey, brother, I heard that your farm has changed owners?" The freckled man also listened to what their manager said, and he didn't know whether it was true or not.
"Of course, there is a very young owner here, although I am a little unaccustomed to living here, but it is true that he is a very good owner."
If Jing Qi hears this, he will understand that the LCD TV he bought yesterday was not bought in vain.
"Oh, it's true, it's so enviable, you know, your farm is worth a lot of money." There was a look of envy in the freckled man's eyes.
"Well, there was once a rich man who was willing to spend fifteen million dollars to buy this place, but the boss at that time did not agree." The leopard is blunt.
"Oh God, fifteen million dollars, I'm afraid I won't be able to earn a fraction of it in my life." A bright light flashed in the freckled man's eyes, "Hey, your new boss, is it a man or a woman?" ”
The leopard looked back at the freckled man and said with a smile: "You still have to die, don't say that the boss is a man, even if he is a woman, I'm afraid he won't look down on you." ”
"You don't understand at all, even though I'm average-looking, I'm doing a good job." The freckled man held his head up, like a proud duck, "You know, that's a very important thing for a lot of women!" ”
The leopard looked at the white young man with disdain, and sneered: "Why don't we find a place to go to Bibi?" ”
......The freckled man realized that the guy in front of him was a black man, and black people generally compare that to something.
"Hehe, just kidding, big brother doesn't need to take it seriously." The freckled man's suit softened.
……
Jing Qi thought of lettuce, and even called a white aunt and instructed: "Go and tell the leopard, don't sell all the lettuce, make some lettuce at noon and night, I haven't eaten it for a long time." ”
"I see what you mean, sir." The white aunt nodded, then took a stride and strode towards the leopards.
Jing Qi simply ate early, went back to the room directly, and continued to absorb the hundred-year-old wild ginseng.
Xu just took a medicinal bath last night, and the meridians in his body were extremely active, and this time the absorption was very smooth and harmonious, and it seemed to be a matter of course, without any jerkiness or bottleneck at all.
Feeling the enhancement of the dantian real wood aura in this body bit by bit, Jing Qi's heart was full of fulfillment, as if his children were growing up day by day, and he had a sense of pride.
And the hundred-year-old wild ginseng is also a little shriveled up at this time, and there is not much pure grass and wood aura left in it, I am afraid that if it is absorbed again, this wild ginseng will be completely useless.
"Looks like I'm going to the mountains again."
Jing Qi went downstairs, asked Old Jack to call the tiger, and went up the mountain together, and when they passed by the cornfield, they happened to see the freckled man and the leopard were settling the price.
"Boss?" When the leopard saw the tiger with a gun accompanying Jing Qi, he chuckled in his heart.
"Yo, leopard, isn't it over yet?" Jing Qi waved his hand, "I originally wanted to call you along." ”
Call you sister, don't call me!
The leopard dragged the freckled man and said with a smile: "Boss, the matter is not over here, it may take another hour or two, and I won't accompany you up the mountain." ”
The freckles man is a little unsettled, an hour or two? What a joke, within an hour he has to go back to KFC to deliver the lettuce! …… In other words, this boss is really young, it seems that he is still from Yanguo, and he is really rich.
The leopard was keenly aware of the freckled man's thoughts, and shook his shoulders vigorously while winking at him.
The freckled man was paralyzed: this was charging at me, and he was flattering at me...... This, this taste is too heavy, I don't have any preparation at all!
The tiger pursed his lips, apparently having seen through the leopard's plot not to go up the mountain, but he didn't care.
"Alright, Tiger, let's go up." Jing Qi shrugged.
Tiger asked, "Boss, is it the same place as last time?" ”
Jing Qi nodded: "That's it." ”
The tiger breathed a sigh of relief.
This time they went up the mountain, but the two encountered diametrically opposite treatment from before.
"Tsk?" A fat squirrel tilted its head to look at Jing Qi, its little nose shrugged, and it seemed to smell something terrible.
The next moment, the squirrel dropped the pine nuts in his hand, jumped to Jing Qi's shoulder in three or two clicks, and looked at Jing Qi curiously, the fluffy tail wagged behind it, very cute.
"What's going on?" The tiger looked at the squirrel in surprise and wanted to reach out and touch its head.
"Tsk!" The squirrel screamed at the tiger twice, then dragged his big tail and ran to Jing Qi's other shoulder, and continued to tilt his head to look at Jing Qi.
Jing Qi smiled bitterly, and then tried to reach out, but the squirrel didn't even dodge, allowing Jing Qi's hand to touch its head.
"Tsk?" The squirrel whispered twice, his small eyes narrowed slightly, and he seemed to enjoy Jingqi's touch.
The tiger was stunned, but Jing Qi had a clue.
"The elixir of longevity, it must be my elixir!"
When he first went up the mountain, Jing Qi had just begun to cultivate the Immortal Technique, so the effect was not obvious, but now his Immortal Essence had been stabilized in the middle of the First Heavy Heaven, because he had absorbed a lot of grass and tree aura, so there was a natural breath all over his body, for these little guys who had grown up in the forest since childhood, this kind of breath made them very comfortable, and they were naturally willing to get close to Jing Qi.
As for the tiger beside Jing Qi...... You'd better wash and sleep.
All the way over, the squirrels around Jing Qi gathered more and more, and in the end, he hung more than a dozen fat little squirrels on his body, and there were more than a dozen behind his buttocks, calling 'twitter, twitter', not to mention, it was really a beautiful picture of harmony between humans and animals.
And the most failed failure of this picture scroll is the tiger who followed Jing Qi with a blank face.
It's so hurtful, these squirrels are so hurtful!
……
At the bottom of the mountain, the leopard saw that Jingqi and the tiger had gone up the mountain, and his eyes became brighter and brighter, and then after driving the freckled man away in the shortest time, he went straight to the tiger's bedroom.
Yesterday when the tiger came back, he showed off the autographed clothes in front of the elephant and the leopard, which made them both envious and jealous, and they didn't sleep well all night.
No, as soon as I saw the tiger go up the mountain, according to the experience of the last time, it is estimated that I will not be able to get down in two hours.
The leopard ran to the tiger's bedroom, and immediately saw the signature dress nailed to the wall, and his heart was hot, and then he sneered and took out a pair of scissors, and cut off the signature in a daze.
"Hmmm! Well done. ”
The leopard turned around and left the tiger's bedroom, then found a white aunt and asked her to sew the signature onto her clothes.
"It's so witty for me." The leopard pursed its lips and smiled, laughing so hard that its eyes were almost out of sight, and its whole face was black.