I rolled over in bed, opened my eyes slightly, and judging by the sunlight coming in through the window, it should be between ten and eleven o'clock. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 infoBased on the problem of the setting, I'm so good that I don't need any reason to explain it to you. If you don't believe me, I'll look at my watch now, uh...... 12:45...... This is all within the calculation of errors, twenty-four hours a day, rounding up is not much worse.

"Uh-huh......"

Not? Auditory hallucinations? I seem to hear a girl's voice, although it's only two words, and it's accompanied by an unknown ellipsis, but I do hear it! No, no, don't comfort yourself like this, you know that you have been single for twenty-six years, why deceive yourself like this! I can't be carried away by the world, I can't indulge in fantasy!

"Hmmm......"

Again! This coquettish sound almost shattered my brain! Why do this to me! Am I really so lonely and lonely? Maybe I've been pretending to be happy all the time I've been pretending to be happy for the past twenty-six years, just to hide the sadness in my heart, is this really the case, am I really so miserable? Don't they all say that being single is happy! Don't they all say that marriage is a grave! Are they all lies!

"Huh? Brother? ”

Ernie sauce? Isn't that what I've always dreamed of! No! I can't dominate primary and secondary schools like this! I've got to keep it under control, come on! You can definitely do it! By the time you become a super-legendary-level first-class psychic master, nothing will be a problem!

"Brother? You get up as soon as you get up, why do you clench your fists and move around on the bed? ”

"Huh?" I questioned, felt the feeling of being pulled between the sleeves of my clothes, and instinctively, I looked in the direction and saw a fourteen or fifteen-year-old girl sleeping on my bed, looking at me with her eyes open, looking lazy. The reaction in the next second was, of course: "Wow! Who are you! ”

According to Article 240 of the Criminal Law of the People's Republic of China, a person who abducts or sells a woman or child and separates him from his family or supervisor shall be sentenced to fixed-term imprisonment of not less than five years but not more than ten years. Of course I haven't sold it yet! But I don't know if I've already violated the point of abduction! So he hurriedly added, "Miss, how old are you?" ”

I know your routine, and I'm going to be panicking to death, asking her how she got here, what happened, and so on. It's a fart! This wood has become a boat, and no matter how much I ask, can the boat be turned into wood! Seeing that she is young, if she violates abduction again, this life will be over, then I will simply jump through the window and commit suicide!

Seeing that I was so nervous, she seemed to have a formal attitude, got up from the bed, yawned, and rubbed her eyes. Please, be serious, okay! I'm going to jump off the building, it's very tiring to keep this position all the time! Can you think about me a little bit!

I saw her raise her two hands and begin to count her fingers: "One, two, three......year-old" When she counted to eleven, she suddenly said: "I forgot." Then he scratched the back of his head, not knowing whether to laugh awkwardly or proudly.

If selling moe can be useful, what do you want the police to do! It's over, it's over, it's over! How can you be fourteen years old and not count! Even if she were 14 years old, I would have been jailed for one charge of abducting a disabled person. There's still a lot of things I haven't done, there's still a lot of things I haven't eaten, there's a lot of places I haven't visited, and my virginity hasn't been broken!

I was already about to jump off the building, and one foot was already hanging outside the window, but she pulled me again, and said with a strange face: "Brother, the door is over there, if you walk here, you will die." ”

Are you blind! Or are you blind to me! Of course I knew I was going to die! Otherwise, I'll flip it over to experience the coolness! Not? As if something was wrong, I asked, "What did you just call me?" ”

"Brother." After saying that, he hugged my waist, but his expression was happy, not at all like he wanted to dissuade me from committing suicide.

To be honest, I'm a little hazy. Brother, what does this mean? It means that I didn't know when I recognized a godsister last night? Or did my father do something against my mother's back? But no matter which of the two is correct, reasoning can't be in my room! Even if I didn't know how to invite her, she wouldn't be in my bed!

Wait, how do I feel my waist is a little cold. I'm so familiar with this coldness, it's when you walk at night, you feel someone blowing behind your back, I immediately kicked my feet back, turned around and grabbed her shoulders, and she fell into my arms. That's when I reacted, "You're a ghost?" ”

"yes, that's right." She obviously didn't want to get up in my arms, and like a kitten, she shrunk as much as she could.

At this time, I breathed a long sigh of relief and said, "It's good, it's good, otherwise it'......"

Before I was happy, she was also happy, and said, "Is my brother happy?" Is it fun to see Twilight? "Happiness is for sure, I still have a long way to go in life. Not? Twilight? How is this name so familiar.

"Twilight, how did you sneak here? That's rude! ”

I followed the voice, and saw a woman standing at the doorframe; To be honest, I'm not surprised at all, would I be afraid of two if I could take one home? And this plot is too old-fashioned, and sure enough, it's her. You must be old-fashioned, you can guess who it is, but in order to avoid those who don't guess and are still consuming their little brain, be merciful and tell you, the person in the dream.

I pointed at her, but I couldn't say anything. Thinking back to the plot of the dream carefully, I had so many mental struggles at the time that I completely forgot that there was such a thing, and I was referring to the two paper figures. She was alone, and she actually asked me to sign two, so that's it! I thought back to the other name and said, "Twilight? ”

She just smiled faintly and just replied, "You remember." ”

I accepted the result with a speed that you can't comprehend, and although I forgot what happened after the dream, I remember that I did say yes to her. I changed my finger and went down to Twilight, asking Twilight, "You said I owed you in my previous life, but she called me brother, is my past life your ......?"

I really don't know how to say it, and I think you can guess where the plot is going; And Twilight Zhao also gave me a step down, didn't let me continue, nodded and said, "Well, you were Twilight's brother in your previous life, my younger brother." ”

Even though I guessed, when she actually said it, I didn't know how to say it, so I just said to myself, "This ......"

And Twilight Zhao didn't embarrass me much, bowed her head to me and said, "The past life is destined to continue in this life, this is a great blessing given to us by God, not only do we dare not ask for anything more, but we have to thank you for taking us in." ”

I was speechless in astonishment, but by no means hated them; I originally wanted to say that this plot must be bloody, but I didn't expect it to be such bloody. The sisters in the previous life are looking for their brother and brother, which has evolved from a friend relationship to a master-servant relationship in the setting, and then a kinship relationship, which is a bit too much information.

Looking at Twilight, who was still tired of my arms, she looked at me with a watery look, a curious look, it was really cute, and my brain was completely crushed by this cute thing in front of me. I scratched my head, looked around at a loss, and in order to hide the pounding in my heart, I pretended to be flat and said, "Okay, if you need to tell me, just be your own home." ”

Twilight heard that I had already accepted it, clapped his hands, tilted his head and smiled, "Great! But as soon as he finished speaking, his face turned, and he said with some loss: "Originally, I wanted to make some breakfast for you, but you don't live in a place other than knives and some unwashed pots and pans, but you don't even have the most basic stove and water tank." ”

"Brother, you are so pitiful! In this life, you will actually starve, brother, you should die quickly, we will not let you starve. Twilight turned around and buried the whole thing in my arms, hugged me and cried.

When Twilight heard this, he immediately scolded, "Twilight, how did you talk!" How can there be a reason to let my brother die. ”

I agree with Twilight in my heart, the child has to be taught well, how can he make it seem like he is going to die. But if you think about it carefully, it's not right, I'm a bachelor, and I rely on myself for laundry and cooking, so it's impossible for my family to have no food storage. So I untied Twilight's hand, took it off, and went to the kitchen fridge to check that everything was there, although there wasn't much.

Twilight, who was following along, was a little surprised and said, "Oh! It was all hidden in this iron box. ”

I understood in an instant, and if I want to blame it, the plot just now was too tight, and I didn't react. I explained to her, "This one, called a refrigerator, is used to store and freeze things. ”

"Refrigerator?" She seemed a little puzzled: "Is the iron box very cold?" I don't know if she understands it right, but it's just as she literally says; I was afraid that she would not understand, so I grabbed her hand and brought it to the refrigerator, and she also let out an exclamation, and said, "Is it because this iron box is as cold as ice?" ”

I watched her look of surprise, and Twilight put both hands in it like a child, or should I say she was a child; I didn't bother to explain too much about the principle of the operation of this refrigerator, so I pointed to the plug and said, "It's almost, anyway, this line can't be moved, and as soon as the refrigerator is moved, it will stop, and everything in it will be broken because of it." ”

Looking at the righteous words I said, the two of them also nodded wildly at me with assured eyes, and the smile on the corner of their mouths was obviously shocked by this new thing. So, I started teaching them about the appliances in the house. Both of them almost forgot that I existed, and they could toss around for a long time when they came across something new.

For example: "Wow! The paintings in this box can move! And: "Wow! This iron pipe actually flows water! "Something like that; Anyway, every time I make a sentence, it must start with the word wow, and I don't know if they listened to my explanation, anyway, let's talk about it after a while.

By the time they were fully acquainted, it was past four o'clock in the afternoon, and I collapsed in my chair hungry, almost unconscious. They're crazy enough, they can make trouble for a day in a family like mine, and if you take them out in the future, they won't be crazy.

Seeing me like this, Twilight walked up to me and said with some shame, "I'm really sorry, I forgot that people have to eat, I'll get it for you right now." I was so tired that I couldn't speak, nodded slightly, half-closed my eyes, and said that I couldn't imagine that the rumors were true, and it could be seen from this point that I could see that I was going shopping with a woman, wasn't that just playing with my life?