"Yu Fan, wake up!"

In a trance, Yu Fan heard someone shouting his name, and after a whirlwind, he woke up slowly, pulling his sleepy eyes, and was about to respond. At this moment, a black object flew at a high speed, and there was no time to dodge, dua

G's sound hit the center of his eyebrows, and Yu Fan, who was smashed, was dizzy and couldn't wake up for a long time.

There was a burst of laughter in my ears, as if a group of people were whispering.

"Oh, who should I be, it turned out to be an unlucky bastard, he dared to sleep under the nose of the ghost face teaching, I'm afraid it won't be long before he will be a celebrity in our school. ”

"What kind of celebrity, the name of the person, you don't know him yet, drink cold water and stuff his teeth, yawn and flash his waist, and he can step on dog shit when he walks, it is estimated that the plague god will have to avoid walking when he sees him. ”

"Haha, it's true, the ghost face teaches only one class a week, and he dares to sleep soundly in front of the classroom, if he really does his own sin, he can't live. ”

"Hey, the poor man must have something to hate, tsk, it's better to stay away!"

......

A whisper came into his ears, Yu Fan suddenly figured out the situation, stood up from his seat uneasily, lifted a red face, and his brain was running at high speed, hoping to find a glimmer of life in the hands of the ghost face teacher.

However, the moment he looked up, Yu Fan felt that his brain couldn't react a little, and he saw that the light clusters shining in his eyes were shining with various colors, golden, red, and green...... There are strong and weak, very messy, but there is no figure, very weird.

Yu Fan hurriedly rubbed his eyes, closed his eyes for three seconds, and suddenly opened them, still the same picture as before, as if scattered colorful pigments.

"My eyes ......"

Yu Fan let out a low breath, and in an instant, it seemed that all the strength of his body had been drained, and he collapsed back to his seat in a dejected manner, covering his eyes with his hands, obviously unable to accept this fact.

"Isn't it still in a dream? yes, it must be like this!"

Yu Fan seemed to find a glimmer of hope and fell asleep.

On the podium, Mu Guangzhi had no mood fluctuations, just like his expressionless dead face, he ignored the gossip in the audience, picked up a piece of chalk casually, and with a slight force, the chalk hit Yu Fan's temple like an arrow off the string, and then said: "Come to my office after school" and continued to take the ideological and political class, and suddenly remembered something, and said without looking back: "Oh yes, the blackboard eraser will help me get it" There was another burst of laughter.

The chalk flicked over, which seemed to be unremarkable, but Yu Fan felt like an electric shock, and he sat up suddenly, and a group of students of all shapes and shapes were in full view......

The university course is still relatively relaxed, and the ideological and political course is the most relaxing course of all the courses, if it is not for the ghost face to teach the class, I am afraid that the whole class will be snored, after all, it is a big class with several classes together, and it will not be empty.

With apprehension, Yu Fan waited for the bell to ring after class. However, in the past, it was like a natural bell for the end of class, but now it is like a reminder, because school is over!

After Mu Guangzhi left, Yu Fan hastily accepted the textbook, handed it to his roommate, and rushed away like a deserter in the midst of a crowd of pointing and pointing and handing over ears.

......

Mu Guangzhi's office is on the North Campus, and their classes are on the South Campus, which is several blocks apart, about half an hour away.

Yu Fan walked on the street unhurriedly, brainstorming was always brewing, remorse, uneasiness, incomprehension and other emotions lingered in his heart, muttering: "Why do you keep repeating the same dreams recently, as if you have experienced it yourself, strange, strange! Could it be that the uncles and uncles in the village really have divine powers, how can it be? It must be that I have read too many novels recently, well, it must be ......?"

Before the words fell, a car rushed towards Yu Fan, fortunately Yu Fan dodged quickly, almost rubbing the rearview mirror of the car to dodge, but because the center of gravity was unstable, he fell to the ground fiercely, and before he got up, he cursed in the direction of the vehicle leaving: "Drive so fast, hurry to reincarnate?"

But listened: "Are you blind, dare to run a red light, looking for death?"

When Yu Fan heard this, he glanced at the traffic light, only to find that there were still a few seconds before the green light, so he hurriedly got up and retreated to the yellow line, checked that his body was fine, and waited until the green light was green, and then left.

Seriously, the house leak happened to rain overnight, and the boat was late and encountered a head wind!

After school at six o'clock in the evening, it was already half past six when Yu Fan arrived at the North Campus, and after hesitating in front of the dean's office for a long time, and after brewing for a long time, Yu Fan finally mustered up the courage to knock on the door of the dean of teaching.

"Dangdang Dang"

"Come in!" a female voice came from the door, her voice crisp, but slightly impatient.

Yu Fan cautiously pushed open the door, but he didn't see the terrifying dead face, but it was a young and beautiful woman. The woman is dressed in professional clothes, looking very capable, with a plain face, delicate facial features, and her skin can be broken by blowing. Especially the proud upper circumference, which holds up the snow-white shirt in an exaggerated arc, is about to come out.

Yu Fan is from the countryside, except for those beautiful stars on TV and the school flowers that I occasionally glanced at on campus, how could I have seen such a beautiful beauty, I couldn't help but look a little crazy, and after a while, I stammered: "Old ...... Hello teacher, I'm ...... I...... My name is Yu Fan, and Director Mu called me over. ”

The beauty seems to be very busy, sitting in front of a notebook, frantically tapping on the keyboard, the mouse swinging rapidly, and from time to time throwing a very exaggerated arc.

Hearing the sound, she didn't see any movement from the woman, and a piece of white paper was pasted on Yu Fan's face.

"Go here, don't bother me!" the woman said, fiddling with the computer.

"Room 1403, Unit 2, Building A, Teacher's Building" Yu Fan looked at the address above, looked confused, and wanted to say something, but closed his mouth with interest and left cautiously.

As soon as I arrived in the corridor, I heard the roar of a beautiful woman from the office: "Yasuo, you pit goods, you lost again......"

Yu Fan fainted.

......

After going around and around, Yu Fan finally came to the door of Room 1403 of the Teacher Building, knocked on the door and said, "Is it Director Mu's house?"

Not long after, the door opened, it was Mu Guangzhi's familiar face with a paralyzed face, Yu Fan breathed a long sigh of relief, took a deep breath, and was about to explain, but heard Mu Guangzhi say: "You haven't eaten yet, come in!"

"Hmm!" Yu Fan nodded subconsciously, raised his head suddenly, his eyes widened, and he thought, "Hmm, what's the situation?"

After Yu Fan entered the house, he looked like he was walking on thin ice, looking at the four dishes and one soup on the table, sitting in a precarious position, where did he have the courage to move his chopsticks?

Mu Guangzhi didn't pay attention to it, took a bowl of rice to himself, and ate it.

Yu Fan sat on pins and needles and said, "Director, I ......"

"Eating"

"Oh!" Yu Fan hurriedly picked up the dishes and chopsticks and devoured them.

"Eat slowly"

"Hmm" is stuffed with food, so the word oh in the export becomes the word "mmm".

After calming down, Yu Fan realized that the food was a little cold, and it must have been ready for a while, but it was still delicious, several grades higher than the school cafeteria, and he couldn't help but savor it. After finishing the meal, Yu Fan was about to clean up the table with great eyesight, but listened: "Let it go, the girl hasn't come back yet." ”

Yu Fan responded, only to find that this huge room had no place for him to stand, and he couldn't help but feel very embarrassed to be there, his two hands kept rubbing the hem of his blue jeans, dazed.

Seeing this, Mu Guangzhi asked him to sit down on the sofa and asked abruptly, "Do you believe in ghosts and gods?"

"Huh?" Yu Fan was very surprised, how could a university teacher ask such a ridiculous question, so should he answer whether to believe it or not? After thinking about it again, Yu Fan replied: "Believe in ghosts or not in gods." ”

"Oh, why is that?" Mu Guangzhi seemed very interested.

Yu Fan replied: "When a person dies, he dies, and he is in the state of the soul, and he is called a ghost." If there is a god, why is there such a sentence that good people do not live long and disasters are left behind for thousands of years? Therefore, believe in ghosts and do not believe in God!

"Oh, it seems to make some sense!" Mu Guangzhi nodded and said, "God, it's just a group of people who have cultivated to a relatively advanced level." Ghosts are just souls of chance. "It's unfathomable. Then he asked, "What if you see a ghost?"

"Uh...... I just said casually, "Yu Fan scratched his head in embarrassment, I didn't expect this Director Mu to ask so tricky, could it really be a hell of a thing?"

Mu Guangzhi didn't answer, and after a while, he suddenly asked, "Do you want to cultivate?"

"What? What the hell?" Yu Fan's eyes widened, was this really his own ghost teaching? It couldn't be some kind of neurotic disguise, right?

"Cultivation!" Mu Guangzhi's tone was a little heavier, very serious.

Yu Fan looked at Mu Guangzhi with surprise in his eyes, and said with a sneer: "Director Mu, then, let's talk about the things in class." ”

"Oh, do you mean awakening?" Mu Guangzhi replied, then ignored Yu Fan and continued: "Cultivation First Realm: Qi Refining. However, if you want to refine qi, you must first awaken, and after awakening, God and qi will merge with qi, and qi and heaven can be combined to attract the aura of heaven and earth into the body, and wash the filth in the body with aura, so as to build a supreme foundation. The Way of Heaven ......"

Yu Fan listened to it drowsy, like a dream, and it was really like a book from heaven. But you have to pretend to be serious, and you must not repeat the mistakes of the past.

Mu Guang's mouth is like a river, perfectly showing his famous teacher's demeanor, if there are some eyebrows flying on his face, it must be an extremely vivid cultivation class. But to Yu Fan's ears, there was quite a sense of immediacy that the crazy old man was holding a few well-known "secret books", and when he saw people, he said: "Young man, I see that you have wonderful bones, and you are a martial arts wizard who is unique in ten thousand, and the responsibility of maintaining world peace will be handed over to you".

No more, no less, 45 minutes later, Mu Guangzhi ended and said: "Okay, let's talk about it here today, and then class." After a pause, he said, "I'm sorry, I'm used to it!"

What else can Yu Fan do, with a smile on his face, he said: "Director Mu, listening to your words, it is better to study for ten years, and after being taught, I will go back to cultivate well, and I will definitely live up to the director's kindness." After saying that, he wanted to run away.

"Come back!" Mu Guangzhi shouted, thinking to himself if he didn't do a good job of being kind and seducing? Why didn't anyone believe him? I didn't know what to say for a while, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

At this moment, there was a clang, along with the sound of the door closing, and a crisp female voice: "Dad, I'm back!"

Hearing the sound, the corners of Mu Guangzhi's mouth rose slightly, as if he wanted to make a smiling expression, but his facial muscles were too stiff, which made it even more ugly. got up and picked up the food and walked towards the kitchen, saying as he walked: "The girl is back, chat with Xiaofan first, and Dad will heat the food for you first." ”

Yu Fan looked towards the door, and sure enough, it was the beautiful woman she saw in the office, her heart couldn't help but beat a little faster, and a blush appeared on her face.

Yu Fan hurriedly got up and walked towards the kitchen, took the food, and said, "Director, I'll come, you should tell me about cultivation again." ”

"Hmm, I was still in a lack of interest just now, why did I suddenly become interested again?" Mu Guang was puzzled for a while.