readx;?“ Why, when I saw that it was me, I let my guard down? Tell you, indecent is indecent manner, hurry up and follow me to the police station! Yi Keke himself didn't have a good impression of Bai He, and he was actually hit in the chest by him at the moment, so he was naturally angry, and he couldn't help but pull him over and go outside the school. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Eh, you don't understand this!" Bai He didn't panic in the slightest, calmly shook off Yi Keke's hand, and let out a smug and ugly laugh: "Do you think this is just a simple chest attack!" If you think so, you are very wrong! ”

Yi Keke was just about to defend himself, but was interrupted by Bai He: "Mortals who don't understand art, let me explain to you what I did just now!" ”

Bai He felt that at this moment, he had become the same as Zhang Shexi, but Yi Ke Ke was a difficult character, he had to exaggerate, and the important thing was not to take his actions for granted, but to make Yi Ke Ke feel that he should take it for granted.

After a pause, Hakutsuru asked, "Do you know what biological instinct is?" ”

"Huh?" Yi Keke let out a loud surprised sound, blinked his eyes wide, and grabbed Bai He's arm again: "I really don't know, but the police uncle knows, if you have anything to say, just tell the police uncle." ”

"Wait, wait, wait! Listen to me! Bai He was a little panicked, but he didn't expect Yi Keke to listen to his explanation at all, fortunately, he was a cultivator, and it was impossible for Yi Keke to drag him alone, seeing Bai Keke standing there like Mount Tai without moving, Yi Keke said helplessly: "You'd better give me a reasonable explanation." ”

The reasonable explanation she said meant the explanation that convinced her, if Bai He said something careless, not intentional, or something like that, she wouldn't take it!

"Isn't that what I'm explaining?" Bai He's panic was fleeting, and when he thought that he was now a member of the performance art club, and that the act just now was just performance art, he felt a little more confident in his heart, and looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle with a melancholy expression and said: "They all say that artists are lonely, I didn't understand it before, but now I have a deep understanding." ”

"Speak human words." Yi Keke glanced at Bai He, and didn't have time to pay attention to his convulsions.

"Anyway, in short, what I just did is called biological instinct, which is a kind of performance art, because we have been sucking our mother's milk since birth, and we have an instinctive desire for Ou ****, so I will carry this practice forward."

"Good, good performance art!" Yi Coco suddenly applauded.

"yes, that's what you think too!" Bai He was very surprised, thinking that this kind of vulgar excuse would not deceive her, but she didn't expect the title of performance art club to be unexpectedly useful.

was smug, Yi Keke's originally smiling face changed when he said that it would change, and he took Bai He's hand again: "Yes, I believe that the police uncle also thinks so, okay, don't say anything, come with me to talk to the police uncle about life!" ”

She can be seen through, the boy in front of her has no serious reason at all, talking too much to him is just a waste of time, seeing that Bai He is still here and not leaving, her eyes suddenly turned sideways: "Can you go?" If you don't leave, I'll call someone! What a disrespect! Strong! ”

Before Yi Keke finished speaking, Bai He hurriedly gagged her mouth and begged her not to call people with a bitter face. Although there are not many people coming and going in the school now, Yi Keke's voice still attracts a lot of people's attention, and Bai He has to nod his head to reassure them.

After Yi Coco's mood stabilized, Bai He cautiously let go of his hand, no longer had the majesty just now, and lowered his head and said aggrievedly: "People are obviously performance art"

"Touching a strange girl's breasts and telling me about performance art?" Yi Keke sneered, went up and kicked Bai He's ass, and said unhurriedly in his puzzled eyes: "This is also performance art, this is called kicking the rogue ass." ”

"Kicking a hooligan's ass is performance art! It's a performance, not an art! And I'm not a scoundrel! Wait, wait, stop, stop kicking! It just rained, and your shoes are full of water! Hakutsuru said as he dodged in a hurry, feeling the need to explain to Yi Coco what performance art was.

"Oh, then I won't kick it." Yi Keke thought for a while, and after thinking for a while, he turned from kicking to throwing the soles of his shoes into water and throwing them at the white crane, and said: "This is called innocence and innocence, and when you were a child, you chased me and frolicked in the rain, is it performance art?" ”

Bai He was caught off guard and was thrown into muddy water, but because he didn't take care of it, he could only hide in misery.

Bai He was bitter in his heart, he originally planned to use his three-inch tongue to make the **** girl think it was performance art, but he ran into Yi Keke, who was the most difficult to provoke, and he was going to send him to the police station if he didn't agree, and judging from the current situation, it seems that he can't get out of it for a while.

But that's fine, let Yi Coco get angry, she won't take herself to the police station! Thinking like this in Bai He's heart, Yi Keke changed his mode again, from kicking the water just now to punching Bai He with a powder fist, and said with words in his mouth: "This trick is called punching to kill the old pervert." ”

"Didn't you say that performance art is good? Why did it become a move? Are you filming a scene? And I don't like the title of old pervert very much, if you can, can you change it? ”

"Eat me, this trick will cut off the feet of the children and grandchildren!"

"It's for you to change your nickname, not for you to change your move! And this trick is so tricky, if you change to an ordinary boy and get kicked, you have to squat on the ground for at least ten minutes! You've gone too far! It's not performance art at all, it's murder! ”

"Cut off the feet of the children and grandchildren!"

"Cut off the feet of the grandchildren *2!"

"Cut off the feet of the grandchildren*3!"

"Why have you always cut off your children and grandchildren? Can't you change your moves? Wasn't the purpose of the first day to explore performance art? Why did it become a severed child! And this trick is not only to cut off the feet of children and grandchildren, but also to be innocent and innocent, and you chase me when you were a child, and you are playing in the rain! I didn't get kicked, but I was thrown into the water! ”

"It's a shame that you can remember the innocent and innocent two little guesses, when you were a child, you chased me and played in the rain! Looks like I'm underestimating you! Yi Keke laughed, she didn't care about the white crane touching her chest before, she hadn't played with others like a child for a long time, thanks to the white crane, now she has regained a trace of childhood feeling.

"Don't run! Look at my innocence and innocentness, you chased me and frolicked in the rain when I was a child! ”

"Look there's a flying saucer!! Innocent and innocent, two little guesses, when you were a child, you chased me and frolicked in the rain! ”

"Oops, my stomach hurts so much, innocent and innocent, you chased me and frolicked in the rain when I was a child!"

So, in the next half hour, Bai He was completely teased by Yi Coco and turned into a soup chicken. (To be continued.) )