Chapter 82: The Brainwashing Divine Comedy
Inspector Dao Zun: Why did all the immortals make a noise as soon as this immortal was launched? Don't you take this immortal, the superintendent of Daozun, in your eyes? The dignified heavenly immortals, like shrews scolding each other on the street, what kind of system has it become? Aren't you afraid of other people's jokes when you spread it? If you continue to mess around like this, don't blame Benxian for being ruthless. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 infoHis Majesty the Jade Emperor has given him the privilege of kicking the immortal family out of the group at will, don't forget it!
After saying that, it was called a righteous and honest speech, and he almost had to believe that he was really a powerful immortal.
Speaking of which, Zhang Yi has joined Ganlintai for so long, but he has never been so angry. When the immortals saw it for the first time, they immediately realized the seriousness of the situation, where did they dare to talk nonsense anymore, and they immediately became regular one by one.
The smell of gunpowder that filled the chat atmosphere was stripped out by Zhang Yi.
Zhang Yi once read such a book, called "How to be a good manager". The book says that in order to convince you, you must be able to be gracious and powerful. That is, to intimidate with majesty on the one hand, and to appease with good words on the other.
It is not difficult to appease with good words, but I am afraid that it will not have much effect. The atmosphere only dropped to freezing point because of his appearance, and naturally it had to return to enthusiasm under his hands.
It is said that music can calm people, forget joys and sorrows, and play a role as a sedative. Moreover, it is possible to calm the furious beast and reduce its own rage.
There is also an imperceptible benefit, which is to make people's moods happy.
Thinking of this, a very bold idea popped up in his head.
Next, change the good words to reassure the song brainwashing!
So, which song should be used to regulate the mood and bring the chat atmosphere back to normal?
After thinking about it, he finally decided to use the song that he had not been bored with for more than ten years, "Tomorrow Will Be Better".
Fortunately, Heavenly Court Ganlin Station has undergone a system maintenance, the version has been upgraded, and a new function has been added, which is to transfer files. The definition of a file is very broad and can refer to a music file, a picture file, or even more.
By selecting the designation, he easily found the song "Tomorrow Will Be Better" in the file management list.
Looking at the familiar name, Zhang Yi couldn't help but think of the scene when he failed the exam many years ago, and he was disheartened and sad. At that time, thanks to this song that has always accompanied him, he has a new courage to face failure.
I have to say that he was successfully admitted to Longjie Middle School, thanks to that song.
it, I don't think I'm going anywhere.
Zhang Yi patted his head lightly, and then tapped his finger on the screen.
With a ding, a message was successfully displayed on the interface.
Congratulations, Dear Dao Venerable of the Supervision Room, the song you sent has been received by the Heavenly Court Teleportation System!
It worked!
Then next, it depends on the reaction of this group of immortals.
……
Erlang appeared in the house of the true monarch.
The handsome armored man sitting on the fairy chair with his chin pestled was pouting dissatisfiedly at the moment looking at a well-behaved little dog beside him.
The little dog's eyes were evasive, and he didn't dare to look at the man, so he had to carefully look at the owner in front of him with innocent eyes.
"Woo Woo ......"
"What are you? This Immortal Monarch has raised you for more than 3,000 years, so can't you say something to listen to? It's also a fairy beast, look at the jade rabbit of others, and say sweet words from time to time to make Sister Chang'e happy, what about you? I only know that Wang Wang keeps going, sometimes the things that Ben Xianjun just remembered, when you called him like this, they all forgot about it! Now, shut up for me! ”
Erlang God's head kept blinking, obviously quite unhappy in his heart, and the roaring dogs walking around the ground barked dryly, and they were even more annoyed and about to explode.
"Zhenjun, in fact, I can speak human words. It's just that over the years, I thought you were used to the way I spoke, so it didn't turn into a human voice. ”
The roaring dog looked very aggrieved, and in order to please Erlang God, he deliberately leaned on him again.
"Get out, get out, get out, you still don't think I'm hurting enough? Last time, I could have gone to the Hundred Flowers Fairy's house to visit, but because of you, people said that I had a dog smell on my body, and said that they wouldn't take me home. You've caused me to lose a chance, you know? A chance to say goodbye to singleness once and for all! ”
Erlang God failed to let the Roaring Sky Dog succeed, pushed the dog's head away, and moved his body far away.
"You're capable, aren't you? Lao Tzu has been with you for so many years, don't you know if Lao Tzu can speak human words? When I talk to you, you say that I can't speak clearly. Talking to you dogs, you think Lao Tzu is inconsiderate. Grinding and chirping, no wonder you can't find a wife now, you deserve to be a single dog for the rest of your life! If it weren't for you, would Lao Tzu be single now? I knew that you were this virtue, and Lao Tzu would not leave behind the old man in the mortal world when he said that he was alive and dead, and he came to break the heavens with you! ”
The roaring dog was furious, and he jumped to the ground, and turned his outstretched claws into a human hand, pointing at Erlang God and scolding, with a look of disdain.
"Sing your passion
Stretch out your hands
Let me embrace your dreams
Let me have your true face
Make our smiles
Full of youthful pride
Give a prayer for tomorrow
Who can ignore their homeland
Leave behind the memories of childhood
Who can bear to look at his sorrow yesterday?
Take away our smiles
Youth does not understand the red dust
Rouge was stained with ash
Let the tears that I haven't seen for a long time
Moisturizes your countenance
Sing your passion
Stretch out your hands
Let me embrace your dreams
Let me have your true face
Make our smiles
Full of youthful pride
Give a prayer for tomorrow
……”
Suddenly, a graceful and soft sound came into the ears of a man and a dog who were arguing.
This catchy song, the moment it sounded, seemed to turn into a drizzle, quickly extinguishing the anger that was burning in their hearts. Moreover, it also reminded them of the scene of their first acquaintance and the ups and downs they experienced together. Even with it, all the unpleasantness in Ganlintai was also wiped out.
"Master!"
"Little dog!"
For a while, people and dogs looked at each other, and saw the trust and sincerity in each other's eyes......
Tiangang Lei Mansion.
"Wife, why do you think this fairy envoy has such a big temper? Didn't our husband and wife just tell the truth about Nezha? As for making such a big fury? What a fuss. ”
Lei Gong, who had a sharp nose and a sharp mouth, said with a dissatisfied expression.
"Little Lei Lei, you care so much about him. However, the immortal envoy is indeed a little too partial to Nezha. At this point, people are also very unhappy. ”
The electric mother pouted her lips that stirred lightning, made a cute look of deep sympathy, and pasted it on Lei Gong's face.
"Sing your passion
Stretch out your hands
Let me embrace your dreams
Let me have your true face
……”
Stunned, the two were completely stunned.
Floating in their ears was a song like a silver bell. Somehow, it made them feel like they were bathed in the sun.
The complaint against Daozun in the monitoring room, which was originally buried in his heart, disappeared in an instant, and he was never seen again. In its place, there is a growing touch of understanding and tolerance.
Tota Heavenly Palace.
There was a red mole on the center of his eyebrows, which looked like a child of seven or eight years old playing with the silver bracelet on his wrist boredly.
He is the third prince Nezha who is not afraid of the ground that day.
"The spring breeze is incomprehensible
Blow the heart of the teenager
Let the tears on yesterday's face
Dried with the memory
……”
The sudden beautiful melody in one hand caught him off guard.
With a thud, the bracelet he was playing with fell to the ground.
At this time, he suddenly remembered the scene of laughing and having fun with Erlang God Yang Jian and Lei Gongdian Mother at the Pan Tao Conference in the past.
At that time, Yang Jian also poured him a cup of elixir and jade liquid. Lei Gongdian is also very good to him.
"Is it true that I'm a little too much?"
……
Zhang Yi, who was lying on the bed, did not feel sleepy at all. He was now thinking about the impact of the songs he had transmitted.
After not getting a response for a long time, he panicked a little.
At this time, four new messages popped up on the screen.
Nezha: Uncle Yang Jian and Uncle Lei Gong, Nezha was a little rude just now, I hope you can bear with me.
Lei Gong: Nezha's virtuous nephew, you shouldn't be so direct as an uncle......
Erlang God Yang Jian: Nezha Xian's nephew, uncle can't stand you.
No way!
It really worked!
Zhang Yi was excited, and with a beautiful carp stiffening, he jumped up directly from the bed.
No, there are four new messages displayed on the phone. But now, there are only three messages from Nezha, Yang Jian, and Lei Gong.
So, who should be next?
Thinking of this, Zhang Yi hurriedly reached out and held the phone in the palm of his hand.