Chapter 11 Cycling Ride Bad luck Erha

Uncle Qin went for most of the day, and he didn't come back until dinner time, so the brothers decided to go to the husky after dinner, according to the location provided by Li Shimin, it was a bit far away, Liang Yifu borrowed an electric bicycle from Brother Ming. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žfo

After the two of them had a casual meal in a nearby noodle restaurant, they set off on this electric bicycle with a speed of less than 30 kilometers per hour, and after more than half an hour, Qin Aide, who was sitting in the back seat, couldn't bear it and asked, "Senior brother, don't you think this is very slow?" Why don't you take a car over, you have to get such a thing, isn't it delaying?"

Liang Yifu rode the car, putting on a very indifferent expression, and when he heard Qin Ide's question, he replied: "Senior brother, you don't understand, I borrowed this car for a reason, if the dog runs away, we have this car to catch up with it immediately, after all, these two legs can't run on four legs."

A gust of wind blew, and a worn-out newspaper followed the wind to Qin Ide's forehead, Qin Ide took down the newspaper, and said at the same time: "But that's not an ordinary dog."

Liang Yifu said confidently: "Hey, isn't it just Erha, what are you afraid of, I used to go out to work with my master, and I have seen real monsters, how can I be afraid of it, sir, this dog that only has a little way, you can rest assured, see how I will clean it up later."

Qin Ide heard his senior brother say this, and he was speechless. After a long journey, it took the two of them 1 hour and 36 minutes to come to the vicinity of the 'Dapeng Seaside Holiday Cottage', where there is a dense crowd of holiday houses converted from peasant houses, with a small lamp hanging on the door, although this time has not yet reached the peak time of the vacation, but there are still quite a lot of people here.

Liang Yifu pushed the car to the door of a bar, locked the car next to a lamppost in the corner, and led Qin Ide in. The two found a place to sit down and asked for two beers. Qin Ed was a little curious about how his senior brother brought him to drink.

Liang Yifu saw that Qin Aide had doubts in his heart, so he said: "Senior brother, the hour has not yet come, don't you see that it is still lively outside, wait until 12 o'clock to see the situation, this matter is best done until most of the people are asleep, you know."

Qin Ide took a sip of his wine glass and said, "However, people who can come here for a vacation go to bed very late, it's only 10 o'clock now, I'm afraid we will have to wait for a long time, and we don't know where he is hiding?" Why don't we go out and find it now?"

Liang Yifu took out a cigarette and lit it, took a puff and said, "Don't be so troublesome, let's rest for a while, and then I'll make preparations again, so that I can invite the husky to come over by himself." After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he took a sip of beer with confidence, and then took out his mobile phone to play the game.

Qin Ide was speechless, picked up the cigarette on the table and lit one for himself, he looked at the street outside the window through the glass, stood up and said, "I'll take a walk around the neighborhood."

Liang Yifu lowered his head and played the game, and at the same time said: "Go, go, I'll call you later."

After Qin Ed left the bar, he went to a nearby beach alone. He hadn't been to the beach since he lost his memory, and he always remembered that he had come to the beach with a large group of people. When he came to the beach alone, he saw some tents not far away, which should have been set up by tourists who had come to camp here.

Under the light on the periphery of the beach, he looked at this dark sea, and suddenly his eyes flashed, and he fixed his eyes, hey! It turned out to be a dog, a poodle just happened to be out of his sight, and then a few puppies galloped by, and it turned out to be a group of puppies playing.

Seeing these dogs reminded him that he was looking for a husky tonight, and this dog was very easy to find, and his appearance was similar to that of a wolf, except that his eyes were blue, and the wolf's eyes were gray. After taking a deep breath, he thought about why not Mao himself should take advantage of the time to look around here?

He made up his mind and left the beach and began to scour the streets of the holiday cottage. As for the dog, he found a lot, but none of them were huskies, which made him a little helpless, did he really have to rely on the senior brother to find some special way to lure the dog out? As he walked as he thought, he looked around from time to time, and when he entered a relatively desolate path, he suddenly heard a sound from the barren grass on the side of the road, which seemed to be a human voice. He walked cautiously.

When he got some distance closer, he saw a man and a woman lingering in the grass, hey! Isn't this exactly what the saying goes, 'do it when and where'. Qin Ed smiled awkwardly, thinking to himself that it was no wonder that the plots in those European and American blockbusters were always played so quickly, Nima was about to end the world, and one or two couples could emerge who were planning to breed humans. He left coincidentally, for fear of disturbing the couple's business.

Just as he was about to walk back, he suddenly saw a husky on the other side of the path, a husky climbing on a tree in a strange posture, drooling with its mouth open. Qin Ide looked back at the dog's line of sight, it was the couple who were lingering. Qin Ed looked at the husky again, Nima, you are really a close relative of a pervert, you also like the human breeding plan!?

Qin Ed secretly came to the tree, looked up at the dog's buttocks, and wondered if this dog that could climb the tree could be the husky he was looking for. But how do you get him out from under the tree? Just when Qin Ide was puzzled, the mobile phone suddenly rang, and the ringtone not only startled the husky above his head, but also startled the couple who had taken off their upper clothes in the grass, and the two hurriedly tidied up their clothes, and then looked at the place where the sound came from.

Qin Ide took the phone and looked at the couple six times, Qin Ide was very embarrassed, suddenly he thought of a good way to break the siege, he picked up the phone and pressed the answer button, Liang Yifu's voice came from the opposite side, he said, "Senior brother, where are you going?" You hurry back, you have to go and set up." Qin Ed looked at the husky that was still lying on the tree above his head and said, "What, I'm walking the dog, I'll be back soon."

As soon as Qin Ide finished speaking, the dog on the tree jumped down from the tree, Qin Ide found that the dog had a dog chain around his neck, and hurriedly grabbed the dog chain to prevent the dog from escaping, and at the same time looked at the couple and said, "What, you continue, I will walk the dog." Qin Ai was about to slip away with the dog leash, but how did he know that this dog actually looked at him with contempt and refused to leave?

At this time, the couple who were still lingering walked over, and the man looked at Qin Ide with a fierce face and scolded: "Cao Nima, walking the dog?" I think you're here to steal dogs, right? ”。 When Qin Ed heard this, he thought to himself, could this husky be his? I'll go, what should I do now? Without waiting for Qin Ide to explain, the man gave Qin Ide a punch and smashed it firmly into his face, Qin Ide took two steps back and hurriedly said, "You, why are you beating people?" ”。

I saw that the man walked over reluctantly, and wanted to continue to do it, but he said at the same time: "It's just beating you, you special dog thief, look how I clean you up today." Qin Ide's heart was nameless, how could he suffer such an unwarranted disaster? And I'm not here to steal dogs!

The man punched Qin Ide's face again, Qin Ide dodged and dodged the attack, the man seemed to have practiced some martial arts, and it was difficult for Qin Ide, a person who had not learned martial arts skills, to resist his attack.

Qin Ide thought badly, seeing that the man raised his knee and pushed it towards his abdomen, he hurriedly transported the internal qi in his body, and suddenly a strong air flow erupted from his body to the surroundings, and a strong wind drifted away from his body.

The people and dogs present were frightened by him like this, and the husky felt Qin Ed's momentum, and ran away. The woman saw her dog run away and hurriedly chased after her. But the man looked at Qin Ed after coming back to his senses, and said with a sneer: "Hey, what's wrong with you kid, you have also released the momentum of 'Super Saiyan' after farting, come on, talk to my brother for a few moves, I told you that I am a provincial, Hong Kong and Macao Sanda..."

Qin Ide looked at the man lying on the ground, squatted down and probed his snort, and felt a lot more relieved in his heart, he didn't grasp the strength of the punch just now, for fear of killing this man. He stood up and looked in the direction the dog had left, got up and ran. When he activated the internal qi in his body just now, he sensed that the dog seemed to be very sensitive to special breaths, which seemed to be a bit more than the instinctive reaction of ordinary animals. He ran as fast as he could, ran to a big road, and found that the dog and the woman were missing? He gasped, and at this time Liang Yifu called again. Qin Ed had no choice but to go back to the bar first to have a round with his senior brother.

After meeting, Qin Ide told Liang Yifu about this, and Liang Yifu thought for a moment and said: "It's okay, he can't run, let's go, go to the lawn over there in the parking lot to set up a formation, I want to see what kind of perverted dog this is."

The two came to the lawn, Liang Yifu put up a very strange talisman array, Qin Ed was curious, this is not a soul-attracting formation? Liang Yifu continued to fiddle, he took out a dog's favorite dog bone from the bag, and a packet of dog food, anyway, it was all things that dogs like to eat, and he put all the things in the center of the formation. After the things were placed, Liang Yifu clapped his hands and said: "I'm curious, this is my improved dog introduction array, after starting this formation, the dog food here will cause a magical attraction to the dog's soul, I used to help people find lost cats and dogs in this way."

Qin Ide was sweating after hearing this, and after Liang Yifu activated the formation, Qin Ide opened his mouth and said, "But that's a wild immortal, it's a dog with wisdom, how can you like these things?" ”。

Liang Yifu sat on the grass, lit a cigarette and said: "Senior brother, I said that you didn't know and you still don't believe it, this dog can have a few years of Taoism, to put it bluntly, he is still a dog, it is a dog who must be greedy, and he must not be able to stand the temptation of instinct." Qin Ide nodded after hearing this, and then sat down on the grass and smoked 'fire smoke'. After waiting for a while, he found that scattered dog shadows appeared not far away, Liang Yifu saw the dog appear, and said with a smile: "Look, the dog is coming."

Qin Ed also saw this incredible phenomenon, about 10 minutes later, within a radius of a few kilometers, dogs of different breeds, genders, and ages gathered, and there were really one or two huskies in them, but they were all puppies, not the one they were looking for.

Liang Yifu looked at the drooling dogs gathered outside the formation, pursed his lips and said, "It seems that this is a bit of a way, but it is different, and it can't be easily confused."

Qin Ide picked up a puppy, touched its head, looked at Liang Yifu and asked, "Then what's the matter now?" If it doesn't show up, there's nothing it can do." As soon as Qin Aide's words fell, he saw a few more dogs in the distance, Liang Yifu saw those dogs and found that there was a big husky inside, Liang Yifu hurriedly said: "Eh, junior brother, let's see if it's the one!" ”。

Qin Ed put down the puppy in his arms, stood up and looked in the direction that Liang Yifu pointed, and was happy when he found the husky, this is the husky that ran away just now. When the husky came to the periphery of the formation, it suddenly let out a low dog bark, and then the dogs surrounding the formation all walked away from the husky.

Liang Yifu took out a 'Fire Breaking Talisman' from his pocket, walked up to the husky, and surrounded it with Qin Ed. Liang Yifu looked at the husky and laughed: "Ahahahaha, young man, let the poor road wait."

Qin Ide looked at Liang Yifu and said, "Senior brother, he is a dog, he can't be called a young man, he should be called a bad animal." Liang Yifu patted the back of his head and said: "Yes, yes, yes, it's an evil animal, not a person." The husky, who was standing outside the formation, heard the sound of someone talking behind him, turned around to look, his eyes fell on Qin Aide, and he was about to run away with a frightened expression. Liang Yifu hurriedly made a sword finger, transformed the 'dog introduction array' just now into a cylindrical cage, and trapped the husky inside. The trapped husky glared at Liang Yifu with a fierce gaze and kept barking, but because it was trapped inside, the sound could not be transmitted outside.

Liang Yifu looked at the dog and said, "Yo, it's quite fierce, evil animal, quickly tell me the reason why you tossed those elementary school students, otherwise don't blame the poor and abuse you thousands of times." Qin Ide was speechless, and hurriedly said: "It's not a primary school student, it's a high school student, and can you read the lines?"

"Yes, yes, yes! It's a high school student! You are a perverted dog, you are cowardly, and you still want to soak the female Tibetan mastiff with your small body, I said can you? Can you survive it? Can a Tibetan mastiff give birth to a husky brand" Liang Yifu put on a righteous look, pointing at the husky and asked.

The husky kept getting up and jumping in the direction where Liang Yifu and Qin Ide were, trying to break out of the cage formed by the formation. Liang Yifu said angrily: "Evil animal, I advise you not to resist inactively, if you don't explain honestly, I will castrate you!" ”。 As soon as Liang Yifu said this, he heard a woman's scolding voice in the distance: "Stop!" Hugh is going to be rough with my brother! ”。

Qin Ide and Liang Yifu looked at the parking lot on the left, and saw a woman wearing a vest and heating pants walking briskly from there. Liang Yifu frowned and just wanted to speak, but was grabbed by Qin Aide by the arm and rolled over to the grass next to him. Then there was a 'bang' from the place where they were standing just now, and the loess splashed everywhere, and the dogs who were still staying near the formation were frightened by this sudden attack, and they fled in all directions, and there was no one left, and they all ran away.

The woman came to the front of the trapped husky, raised her right hand, gathered a strong gray-white air mass and broke the formation with one punch, and the husky was rescued and hurriedly threw herself into the woman's arms and whined, as if accusing Liang Yifu and Qin Aide of their crimes.

The woman turned around and glared at the two who had just stood up from the grass and scolded: "Okay, you two little bastards, you have become a dog thief in your own right, and the old lady must teach you a good lesson today!" ”。 When Liang Yifu launched an attack by this woman, although he didn't have time to dodge, he could feel a strange aura emanating from this woman, the aura of 'non-human and non-ghost', this aura can only be found in a creature! It's a youkai! Northeast America is called 'wild fairy', of course, those who follow the good are 'wild fairy'. This woman must be a monster, could it be that this woman is the 'wild fairy' who was inadvertently asked by Li Shimin to help steal the answers to the test questions.

Liang Yifu swallowed his saliva on the ground, thinking that he wanted to find out where this woman came from, so he asked: "I don't know which immortal mountain the immortal family is practicing in, and which old immortal is worshipping under the door?" ”。

The woman was stunned when she heard Liang Yifu's words, and instantly returned to the angry look just now, and said, "You two dog thieves don't need to know the origin of the old lady, just take it." As soon as the words fell, the woman threw down the husky she was holding in her hand, and then rushed towards Liang Yifu at a very fast speed, attacking Liang Yifu with a wolf-like body.

Liang Yifu hurriedly stepped back, and at the same time grabbed a handful of 'Fire Breaking Talismans' from his pocket and threw them out, shouting: "Fu Qi!" ”。 The talisman exploded instantly in the air, and the woman effortlessly clicked on the ground with one leg, jumped into the air and whirled around for a week, and pounced towards Qin Aide, who saw that the woman was coming to him with a 'high-altitude throw', and hurriedly took out a 'high-altitude throw' from his pocket. When he pasted the talisman to the woman's palm, he urged the power of the talisman with his mental power, the woman hurriedly jumped back, leaving the two of them a few meters away, the woman hurriedly raised her right hand, and found that the power of her immortal bone could not be gathered on the upper right, but she smiled, tore off the talisman in her hand, threw it to the ground, and glared at Qin Ed at the same time and said: "Sure enough, you have some ability, but you think that this ability can beat me, it's too naΓ―ve." After finishing speaking, the woman looked at Qin Ide and Liang Yifu with a mocking expression.

At this time, Qin Ed finally saw what this woman looked like through the light in the distance, and suddenly a picture similar to a 'gif' flashed in his mind. He hurriedly spoke: "You are your Harlem sister!?" Sister Haring, the wolf fairy! ”。

The woman was startled, looked at Qin Ide and asked, "Do you know me?" But I don't have any effect on you, do I? ”。 Qin Ed ignored her question and continued: "It's really Sister Haring, have you forgotten, we are friends, and my senior brother seems to be, well, quite like you... Strange, why do I have such a memory? ”。

Liang Yifu was anxious when he heard Qin Aide's words, and hurriedly said: "I'll go, junior brother, are you happy to find me, this woman is a!" How could I have a leg with her".

Sister Harlem was still thinking about Qin Ide's words, but when she heard that Liang Yifu dared to call herself a '', this could make her death hole wrong, and she said angrily: "You stop me!" ”。 After speaking, she once again headed towards Liang Yifu, this time the speed was much faster than just now, Liang Yifu couldn't dodge and was punched by her, forming a gorgeous parabola, and finally landed on the tree and hung up. Liang Yifu spat out a mouthful of blood and said squeakily: "Nima... It's obviously a, so I'm going to beat it to be honest."

The woman named Sister Haring looked at Qin Aide and asked, "Where did you kid come from?" Why did you know me? ”。 Qin Ide looked at her with an angry face, and didn't answer her words, but asked carefully: "Before answering your question, let me ask you something, why did you toss those high school students in their dreams?" And you are a woman, why are you looking for a daughter-in-law? ”。

Sister Haring stroked her shoulder-length hair with her hand, looked at Qin Ed and said with a smile: "It turns out that you were found by those untrustworthy little ghosts, okay, the old lady might as well tell you." Sister Haring thought for a moment and said, "I remember that day I happened to pass by the house over there, and I happened to meet my younger brother who was trapped in love, and his affairs had to start from the first time he fell in love." Then Sister Haring told the story of the sad courtship of this unlucky male husky.

It is said that this husky, in its 'dog life', for the first time liked a female dog, it was on a sunny afternoon, that day a family came here for a vacation, and brought a female dog, this boy liked the female dog, so he went up to talk, but the female dog did not look at him stupidly, and ignored it. But this husky still didn't give up, and kept pestering the other party for a few days, so he the and made a strong counterattack against it, so he hurt his own owner, that is, the man who was knocked down by Qin Ide's punch just now, and its owner took it to the pet hospital and spent a lot of money to treat him, and was scolded by his own owner.

The second time I liked a female dog, he was in a hurry, and he ran over, but he thought that he was being hit by the owner of the bicycle and flew into the grass and fell unconscious. The third time was even more speechless, it was still the same, it fell in love with a female husky at first sight, but the female husky was sitting in the car; In order to pick up girls, he actually chased the car for dozens of kilometers away, and then got lost, causing his owner to look for him for two days before finding him next to a garbage heap, and scolded him as usual when he returned home.

Sister Haring said this, Liang Yifu who was hanging on the tree and Qin Aide, who was standing opposite Sister Harlem, looked at the sad husky behind her, and the one in her heart made people smile bitterly, this 'don't be a dog', you are also a dog, why are you so unlucky.

Sister Haring continued to tell the story of this stupid dog's courtship, until when she was about to talk about the eleventh courtship experience, Qin Ed couldn't help but interject and said: "What am I talking about, can you directly talk about the point, in a word, you dog brother, the road to love is bumpy."

Sister Haring opened her mouth slightly, looked at Qin Ed and took a deep breath and said: "Okay, that day it was in a mood at home, was kicked out by the owner, and was squatting at the door worried, I happened to pass by there and knew that he was thinking that it would be better to find him a daughter-in-law directly, and I was worried about what to do, on the way I sensed that someone was inviting the wandering ghost, and I knew that someone was inviting the pen fairy, so I went to make a fun, I stole answers for those children, and they helped me find a female dog for my brother to be my daughter-in-law, which is very fair, It's not a difficult thing to do."

At this time, Liang Yifu shouted on the tree: "Nima, you are not embarrassed by others, you want to find a female Tibetan mastiff to be your brother's daughter-in-law, do you know how much a Tibetan mastiff costs now?" Even a puppy is ridiculously expensive! Where do you let those kids go up and get them for you."

Sister Haring looked at Liang Yifu and asked suspiciously: "When did this variety of varieties all over the street become so rare?" I remember that two hundred years ago, there were still a lot of jungles in that area of Tibet."

Qin Ide couldn't cry or laugh, and said: "I said eldest sister, after two hundred years, the emperor is gone, let alone the Tibetan mastiff, why don't you change to a different one, let's take care of your brother's marriage, it's done."

Sister Haring turned to look at the husky and beckoned, and asked: "Your kid is not injured, why don't you find something else for you, don't be sad, there are many female dogs in the world, and you don't have to worry about a female Tibetan mastiff." The husky heard Sister Harlin's words and said a few dog words. Sister Haring nodded.

Sister Haring looked at Qin Aide and said, "My brother said, it's okay to do anything else, but you tricked him tonight, and he wants you to give him all the dog food as compensation, and that's it." Liang Yifu heard this on the tree, thinking that this stupid dog dared to negotiate conditions with Lao Tzu because he had a backstage, but it was useless to keep the dog wolf, and the female wild fairy was too powerful, he punched himself to the tree, for the safety of his junior brother, he obeyed the stupid dog's request, and shouted loudly: "Okay, take it all, anyway, I don't have a dog at home, but you have to promise me that you are not allowed to harass those people in the future."

Sister Haring nodded and said, "Yes, but you have to help my brother find a daughter-in-law, otherwise the old lady will be with you!" ”。 Liang Yifu walked down from the tree, walked to Qin Aide's side and said, "No, I can't lift my breath, I have to take a break, you can talk to her."

Qin Ed looked at Sister Haring and said, "Then what do you want?" The Tibetan mastiff will definitely not work, and you can't afford to sell us both."

Sister Haring tilted her head and thought, how could she have thought that the stupid husky would run to eat dog food, Qin Ed smiled bitterly, thinking that it is no wonder that the husky can become an 'Internet celebrity dog', Nima is born with a dog head that lacks roots.

Sister Haring thought for a moment and said, "Then find one that is the same as my brother." Qin Ide was stunned for a moment and said: "I said eldest sister, what you want is a female husky, this is not good, we can't afford it, it's better for the two of you to make do and live together, anyway, you are also a husky."

"Fart, who told you that the old lady is a husky, the old lady is not a dog, obviously a wolf, didn't you just say that I was a wolf wild fairy, idiot" Sister Harlem said dissatisfied. When Liang Yifu heard this, he felt bitter in his heart, it turned out to be a 'wolf wild fairy', no wonder he could beat himself like this with one punch.

Qin Ed smiled bitterly and said, "I'm sorry, I'm a little forgetful, what's that, then just find a female dog, save trouble." As soon as Sister Haring heard this, she said, "No, my younger brother is also from abroad, how can he be so casual."

At this time, Liang Yifu, who was standing on the side, really couldn't listen to it, this can't do that, what do you want me to do, Liang Yifu thought calmly, otherwise he would use his hometown dialect 'Cantonese' to strongly criticize and educate her and strongly condemn her. He looked at Sister Harlem and said, "Forget it, we'll talk about your brother's marriage another day, and when you think about what breed of dog you want to come to us again, we'll go back first."

After Liang Yifu finished speaking, he motioned for Qin Ide to follow, and the two walked in the direction of the parking lot. Sister Harlem was a little overwhelmed by their actions, she turned to see that her dog brother was actually eating dog food, and he was eating with relish, and stamped his feet angrily and said, "Look at your unproductive appearance, no wonder no bitch likes you!" ”。 When the husky heard Sister Haring say it, he looked up at Sister Haring and said a dog language, which means "I was hungry, and the master didn't give me dinner tonight". Sister Haring shook her head helplessly, sat on the grass with her dog brother, and after it finished eating, she got up and followed the smell of Liang Yifu and walked towards the parking lot.