Chapter Twenty-Three: Don't Fight with Women
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Yuan Wuji hurriedly collected his strength in his cultivation, and the yang energy in his body was vigorous and full, and there was a phenomenon of "yang energy overflow" as Taoists said, which was similar to that of people who woke up in the morning.
Not to mention that his whole body was smooth and slippery at this time, and there was no layer of restraint, and that thing had changed from spiritual to hideous, and it automatically showed off its might to those who came!
The people who came had already seen who had occupied their valley and bathed naked in the pool, did not dare to look closely. But suddenly, Yuan Wuji stood up and revealed something terrible, her first reaction was that the other party was intent on doing evil, no wonder she was ashamed and angry.
Unleashed a light blow, she turned sideways in shame. For her, who is as guarded as a jade, the man's thing is so ugly that it is blasphemous to look at it more!
"Don't look back, let me get dressed first." Being seen by a woman while taking a bath, Yuan Wuji was actually embarrassed, and he asked weakly.
"Humph!" The comer seems to be very thin-skinned, and his heart is okay, and he snorted as a promise, but he didn't say much.
Rushing to the side of the clothes in a hurry, he had to wear long pants directly without shorts, and Yuan Wuji's movements were fast. Fortunately, the time was exactly the middle of the night, and he didn't use his divine sense to help ordinary people see clearly, and he believed that people who came would not be bored enough to use their divine sense.
But shameless, lewd, is this talking about me?
If I'm really a shameless and obscene person, I should have taken advantage of your defenselessness to throw you to the ground now, and also stripped everyone to "see each other honestly". Have you ever seen a shameless person like me, and a lonely man and a widow in the wilderness still obey the rules?
That's not right! It's me who was looked at when I was taking a bath, and it should be me who lost the most, why do you look so reasonable?
Is it because you are a beautiful woman that you can be unreasonable and scold people casually?
When getting dressed, Yuan Wuji didn't forget to glance at people for fear of being attacked. He looked at the other party half-sideways, and thought in his heart.
Taking advantage of the glimpse just now, he had already discovered that the other party was extremely beautiful. Of course, on the big night, he didn't see more details.
At this time, he looked from the side, the peak of the beautiful woman was round and towering, the willow waist was slender and weak, but the buttocks were protruding, and the body curve was almost perfect. Although he was a little unhappy in his heart, he had to secretly praise when he saw a beautiful woman like Zhong Shanchuan Lingxiu.
Don't mention the benefits of the Eastern Wilderness, because cultivators can absorb aura, and ladies generally look good and have good body development. Putting aside the other party's bad attitude, his figure is definitely in line with Yuan Wuji's aesthetics.
All right! I'm so bored arguing with beautiful women about bathing. The scene is embarrassing, good men don't fight with women, why don't I go first?
"Whoosh......"
I saw Yuan Wuji hurriedly get dressed, and then grabbed the guardian bow, but he didn't say a word, and quickly slipped away when he saw the way.
"Bastard! You are not allowed to go. Seeing that Yuan Wuji shamefully chose to escape, the beauty scolded angrily and unrelentingly chased after her.
It turned out that when she was waiting for Yuan Wuji to get dressed, she had time to observe "her own home", and it turned out that something bad was wrong.
The cute little fish she kept in the waterhole are all turned white and floating, and I don't know why they are dead?
What's even more infuriating is that the beloved flowers and plants she planted around the waterhole are now all wilted and withered, as if they had been roasted by fire. Think about the private hot spring you bathed in, just now it was occupied by a man, and it was still a sleek and smelly man.
I didn't think that I had only been away for a few days, and the valley had been ruined, what did that stinky man do?
At this time, she found that Yuan Wuji was weak and ran away, she couldn't help but turn from shame to anger, and was ready to catch Yuan Wuji and teach him a hard lesson first.
In fact, those little fish and flowers, Yuan Wuji knew how they died. Just now he noticed the dead fish and thought about it.
At that time, he used real fire to refine, and he would give off a trace of aftermath. That fire was an invisible Nine Shadows True Fire, and even rocks could melt, and its power was strange and terrifying.
Tempered by the powerful true fire, the water in the pool evaporates instantly, and the fish in the water will definitely not survive. He estimated that now he can pick up the fish, add a little salt to taste, and take a pair of chopsticks, and he can eat it completely.
Breaking someone's beloved things is an unintentional offense. But don't run? I'm a bastard if I don't run.
Finding that the beauty was angry and unyielding, Yuan Wuji suddenly realized. The other party may be a hermit in the valley, who accidentally got into trouble, and didn't run and wait to be scolded?
So when he heard the scolding of the beauty, he ran more happily. But he didn't expect that he used all his strength, but he almost lost control and hit the mountain.
Stumbling and regaining his balance, connecting my experiences in the womb, combined with the knowledge of both worlds, he understood what had just happened.
A baptism of water and fire greatly strengthened his body, and his strength and agility were greatly increased. At the same time, the power of the Star Dou Great Array, because of the light up of the Big Dipper, forming a complete constellation, the pressure on him from the Great Array increased.
There were many sudden changes in his body, which caused him to be uncoordinated with his eyes and hands, lightheaded, and a little out of control in a hurry.
That's good! It's okay if someone chases you. In particular, it is the big beauty that is chasing, and I am more motivated to get acquainted with the power.
Because he found that his cultivation was a great progress, Yuan Wuji was in a good mood at this time, and he still had time to have fun. He took the pursuit of beautiful women as the motivation to be familiar with his body, and ran away without a trace.
The beauty thought that she should be caught chasing Yuan Wuji. After all, she is a fourth-order master, and Yuan Wuji looks like she has a difficult breath, and her strength is estimated to be not strong.
But what was inconsistent with her judgment was that Yuan Wuji ran as nimble as a rabbit, quickly drilled left and right in the valley, and escaped from the valley far away in an instant.
"Humph!" The beauty snorted angrily, and a flash of inspiration flashed on her body, and she flew into the sky. Finding that she couldn't catch up with her, she was ready to fly.
Those who fly have no terrain restrictions, have a good view, and the vegetation in the north is not dense, which is not conducive to hiding. As a result, Yuan Wuji did not succeed in escaping, and was soon caught up by her.
A scream came from the "......", and Yuan Wuji hurriedly stopped his progress. Seeing the crack on the ground in front of him that had been broken by the aura blade, he was shocked.
If it weren't for the secret vigilance in his heart just now, his reaction speed was faster than that of ordinary people, and he was hit by this attack, and it is estimated that he would be seriously injured if he did not die.
"Damn! Aren't you just a few fish, are you so ruthless? Seeing that woman's outstanding appearance, I didn't expect her heart to be so poisonous. Almost injured, Yuan Wuji's good mood disappeared in an instant, and he directly changed the title of beauty to a woman.
Seeing that he couldn't leave, he simply didn't run away, and looked up at the visitor: "Beauty." How much is that fish, I'll accompany you, we shouldn't have met before. When I came, I did think that the valley was ownerless. ”
Although he was angry in his heart, Yuan Wuji was polite in view of his own mistake first, and the other party was a big beauty. He has important things to do, and he is not in the mood to entangle with someone of unknown origin, and it would be best if he could solve it with money.
It's a pity that he didn't notice that he was in a hurry to make a mistake, and brought the normal name of his previous life to the Eastern Wilderness, but it seemed nondescript. At this moment, he called the other party "beauty", which seemed to have a different meaning.
"Phew! Who cares about your stinky money. Those fish and weeds are all I have worked so hard to find, can you afford to pay for them? was called a beauty by Yuan Wuji, she seemed to be even angrier, and said angrily.
It took her a lot of effort to get those things, and some of them were hard to find, and it was difficult to collect them all. On weekdays, she was very careful and took care of everything, but today she was destroyed and cleaned.
Yuan Wuji's fluttering word "accompanying", how can she be satisfied?
There are preconceived reasons, her first impression of Yuan Wuji is poor, and the title of "beauty" makes her feel extraordinarily harsh; The second is also the pain of her own hard work in vain, she regards flowers and plants as her own children, so she is full of hatred for Yuan Wuji.
"It's really not negotiable, so what do you say?" Seeing that the other party refused to discuss and spoke unpleasantly, Yuan Wuji was annoyed, and he began to speak unpolitely.
"Let me beat me up first!" As soon as the words came out, the beauty immediately sent out an aura blade, a dense qi blade like rain.
Seeing that she said that she would fight, she was also an anxious person. And when she saw that the two attacks were easily defused by Yuan Wuji, she couldn't help but be more ruthless.
jumped out of the distance and let go of the dense attack, Yuan Wuji warned impatiently: "Don't you know what to do, I said that I would accompany the money, can't I?" The fight is dangerous, and if you are injured, I am not responsible. ”
Unexpectedly, as soon as Yuan Wuji said this, he completely angered the other party.
Because of something that can't be told to people, the beauty is depressed and abnormal, and often secretly sad. She will choose to live alone and seclusion in the valley, and love plants, trees, fish and insects, which is a complex emotion, with sustenance and escape.
But her sustenance was all ruined by Yuan Wuji today.
Besides, she is conceited, and she doesn't think she will be able to beat Yuan Wuji. I was bullied by my own family for a long time, so I could only escape and not go home, and today I have to be looked down upon by the "little people". After she heard Yuan Wuji's words, her attack accelerated instead.
It is said that the origin of the beauty is extraordinary, and she does have some ability. She gritted her teeth and was ruthless, but she didn't inspire the ancestral spirit, and she even beat Yuan Wuji in a hurry.
"I don't know what's wrong, let me take her turn!" When Yuan Wuji was nervous, a rough and rough voice sounded in his head.
Finding that there was a battle, and then seeing that Yuan Wuji was beaten in embarrassment, the militant of the Divine Ape interjected dissatisfiedly.
Startled by the voice in his head, Yuan Wuji hesitated slightly, and was almost hit by the other party, so angry that he couldn't help but want to curse.
It's not about scolding beauties, he's trying to scold the brachied ape.
"What do you mean by 'it's her turn'? The three views I passed on to you are normal, when did you learn badly? It turned out that a foul word from the Divine Ape made Yuan Wuji angry.
The brachion ape was born less than a month ago, and at a young age, he dared to say who was going to take his turn. After Yuan Wuji accepted the imprint inheritance, he understood that he could no longer refine the ancestral spirit, turning it into a second elemental god, and instead regarded the two ancestral spirits as his own children.
As a result, today he found out that the child was bad at learning, and he asked for a turn, can he not be surprised?
If this kind of thing is known, it is suspected that it is an upward and downward effect, and the ancestral spirit has only touched him. Won't he be misunderstood and indecent?
It is estimated that this sentence "whose turn is it" is very imposing, and the brachion ape likes it. He was a divine beast who didn't understand anything, and his words were amazing, which made Yuan Wuji angry and hurt himself.
Fortunately, these words were heart-to-heart exchanges, and they were not heard by the other party, otherwise Yuan Wuji would not be able to speak clearly.
Seeing Yuan Wuji angry, the Tongjian God Ape saw that the situation was not good, and obediently stopped talking.
But if he didn't let the Tongji Divine Ape make a move, the other party was one order higher than Yuan Wuji after all. There is a rank gap between the two, and Yuan Wuji is also merciful, and when he doesn't inspire the ancestral spirit, he really can't beat it.
Hum! There are no women, and they are deserted; With a woman, the chicken dog is restless.
Seeing that the beauties were becoming more and more presumptuous, and the attacks were like raging storms, Yuan Wuji became angry and ashamed. was reminded by the words of the Divine Ape, and even bad thoughts rose in his heart. Make me angry, it's really "your turn"!
"Stop! Otherwise, I'm really welcome. Yuan Wuji jumped out of the distance and warned again.
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