03 Legal residence
When I got home, all I could hear was the laughter and laughter in the room, and Ishihara was perfectly integrated into my home. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 When she heard that I was back, she hurriedly reported it to my parents and came to greet me home.
"Welcome home, Zixuan."
This must have been my name when talking to my parents. I responded casually, and for a moment I seemed to see an expression like "cut" on her face.
"Wow, it smells so good." Ishihara clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and sniffed softly, posing as cute.
However, I knew what she was thinking, and she must have been scolding me, because what I brought back was two buckets of take-out fried chicken; I know that girls can't stand this the most, the kind of pain that wants to eat and is afraid of fat, obviously close at hand, but out of reach, is the main reason for instigating me to buy it.
Hmph, add vegetables, dare to eat and fatten you! If you don't eat it, it's all cheap!
She stepped forward, looked at Twilight and Twilight behind me, probed my back, and asked in a low voice, "What's going on, did you encounter anything outside?" But before I could say anything, he patted me on the back as if he had dusted it off, and said, "Explain it to me in the evening." ”
At night... That is to say...... She's settled down.
She looked at me in a daze, as if in a daze, slapped it hard, and said, "What's wrong?" ”
I shook my head and thought to myself, "Forget it, the wood is already in the boat, let's stay here." He said, "Not much, let's go in." ”
She took the two buckets of fried chicken and jumped back to the living room, only to hear a message from there: "Uncle and aunt, Zixuan has bought it." "It's a picture of no disobedience, it's like my family, and it's terrible to be able to get my mom and dad together in one hour.
The result was predictable, although she seemed to be fine on the surface, she definitely wanted to express her dissatisfaction when she took the initiative to bring it over; Sure enough, I heard my parents laugh casually a few times, and then I saw my father walking up to me and asking in a very dissatisfied tone in a low voice, "What did you buy, is that something you can eat for dinner?" ”
I pretended to be stupid and said, "Young people are like this, isn't it?" ”
In fact, I thought to myself, didn't they originally want to comfort me that I failed the college entrance examination? It feels like in two days they'll even forget about my son. I have to admire this woman who has a plan, and I can see that I am getting farther and farther away from our family.
My dad listened to my explanation, shook his head and left.
I followed into the living room, and the first thing I saw was that my mother and Ishihara were holding the largest chicken leg in their hands, and they were already gnawing on it. Watching her take one bite after another, the oil on her lips shone even brighter under the light, hitting my heart all at once; Did my plan fail?
She probably saw my surprised expression, the corners of her mouth rose slightly, with a somewhat mocking look, as if to say to me, "Stupid, do you think this will stump me?" ”
I felt a little powerless, I almost fell to my knees, I was hit so many times in one day, I didn't talk about the college entrance examination breakup, and I was defeated twice by Ishihara in an hour! I just want to fight back and get revenge, can't I do this? I hate it!
In order to show that she was a good baby, Ishihara also took a chicken leg from the bucket, ran to me and handed it to me, and then secretly said to me: "I am actually not born to eat fat." "Then he stuck his tongue out at me and grimaced, continuing to deal critical damage to my psychic heart.
My mother also suddenly announced at this time: "That, Zixuan, Xiao Yu is going to live with us for a while." Then he winked at me and felt like he was saying, "We've got a chance for you, but take advantage of it." ”
I'm really speechless, but I can't say that I just broke up, three years of high school studies are important, if I do, I feel that they are not saying to comfort me, but to scold me for falling in love and affecting my studies, bitter!
Ishihara also said to me, "In the future, I will give me a lot of advice." ”
That's it, after the fried chicken bibimbap, my mom cleaned up the scraps, and my dad sat in the living room watching TV, and they watched me being pushed into the room by Ishihara, and cast a look of "worthy of being my son", how did it feel so weird!
Under this pressure, entering the room, Ishihara locked the door and began to ask, "What's the matter, did something happen when I went out just now?" The tone is very serious and serious, and the relaxed naughty just now has changed.
"Uh...... Something went wrong. I said.
When Twilight heard me explain this, she probably didn't think it was clear, so she said for me, "Just now, there was a groundbound spirit on the side of the road trying to catch it, but fortunately, Twilight stopped it, so nothing happened. ”
Ishihara nodded and said, "I see, it's okay if people are fine, but that Earth Binding Spirit, you didn't do anything about it, did you?" ”
"When it saw that Zixuan had our protection, it fled." Twilight explained.
"That's fine." She looked at Twilight and Twilight, and continued earnestly, "Your identity is a wandering lonely soul, and you have not been reincarnated for thousands of years, and you will be punished according to the law; Therefore, don't do things that go against the way of heaven, attract the attention of the heavens and the earth, and the earthly spirits should be grasped alternately, just stop it if you can't see it, and don't act too radically. ”
It sounded powerful, but I had no idea what she was talking about; When Twilight heard this, she nodded and replied, "I see." ”
"Hmm." Ishihara turned his head to look at me and said to me, "What about you, it may be because of the opening of your eyes, the aura suddenly settled in, replacing the original aura, which changed your numerology and fortune, resulting in temporary qi weakness and weakness; That earthbound spirit probably saw this and thought it was easy to start before going to you. ”
The explanation is very professional, the analysis is reasonable, the only bad thing is that I don't understand it very well, as if it is because of the opening of the eyes, that is, their arrival, so I will be entangled by other lonely souls and wild ghosts, is this what it means?
"Anyway, you try not to go out lately, and be careful when you go out." Ishihara continued to talk to me.
I was afraid that she would continue to ramble, so I replied, "Got it." ”
"Alright, that's all said of the story, it's time to get down to business." Her tone returned to seriousness, and she continued, "How's your consideration, both of them? ”
"What's going on?" I sounded like a matchmaker in a hurry to arrange a marriage.
"As I said earlier, the two of them are now wandering spirits, in our words, they are called illegal stays, and they will be arrested and punished when they see them in heaven and on earth."
"So what?" I'm not indifferent, I just think that if she would say this, there must be room for maneuver.
"I'm asking you, not me; Will you accept them or not? If they accept it, then give them a legal identity so that they can stay. ”
"This..."I looked back at Twilight Akira and Twilight, although I said that we had not known each other for a long time, not even half a day, but in my heart, emotionally I didn't hate them, and intellectually Twilight had just saved my life, so I couldn't just leave them behind, so I asked, "What should I do then?" ”
"Take them as your shikigami."
Shikigami, I know yes, but... It's all known from anime. It's about the same: "Sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!" "In this way; It's just that the form is different, one is to transform into a fight, and the other is to find a helper to fight for you.
But that's anime after all, and it's not the same thing as reality, right?
"How about it, do you accept it or not, give me a word!" Ishihara and the others were a little impatient and asked.
I think we should still ask clearly, otherwise if I accept them in such an unclear way, if something happens at that time, I won't know anything, and I can't do anything to look at it, won't it hurt them? So I asked, "Can you explain this Shikigami to me?" ”
"Hmm,Have you seen ポケモン? You should have seen it, right? No, I can still see children playing, you won't be so low, right? With that kind of "hey, big turtle" eyes, he looked at me with disgust.
Are you kidding me? This is suddenly interspersed with a sentence in Japanese, and I can understand it! If I just spoke this Japanese, I thought you were chanting a mantra!
However, every Chinese knows that you must be humble when studying, otherwise others will not be happy; So I held back the dissatisfaction in my heart and asked her gently: "May I ask what you said about broken Kamon, can you tell me in Chinese?" ”
"Chinese? Isn't that what Chinese is called? She put her hand on her chin, and after a long time of contemplation, she pointed her hand to the sky, as if she had thought of something; Then I saw her pretending to be super cute, and shouting: "Pi... Pikachu. ”
To be honest, Ishihara is really cute, but because the contrast between before and after is so great, there is not a trace of fluctuation in my heart. But I knew what she was talking about, so I pretended I hadn't heard or seen anything, and said, "That's it." ”
Actually, I've forgotten what I talked about before.,Now my mind is full of the image of the female man in front of Ishihara and the cute image just now.,How out of place is this! It's like a fierce muscular guy who works out every day, and suddenly one day he shows up in your kitchen in a nude apron to cook for you! Then he said in a milky voice: "It's going to be done soon~" Finally, I'll give you a kiss or something.
Just think about it...... I just felt terrible.
"What are you thinking, do you know what I'm talking about?" She patted me hard and went back to her old self.
"Got it, got it."
"Hmm." She turned her face away, I don't know if it was an illusion, I saw a hint of shyness in her eyes at that moment, but quickly returned to her original appearance, and continued: "Anyway, just like Pikachu, it's for helpers." But the difference is that ghosts don't need food and clothing, they only need spiritual power to maintain, and they are generally self-sufficient. ”
"That's not the case."
"If it's not a normal situation, it means that Shikigami need more spiritual power than they do, whether it is fighting or healing, and the most common way is to obtain spiritual power from the acolyte." After Ishihara explained to me, he changed his posture and continued, "But you don't have to worry, right? You just have to take them in, and you don't have to do anything. ”
Listening to her explanation, I did understand, and I really just took them in, and Ishihara continued to persuade: "You can understand it this way, they have become your shikijin, just like foreigners who get a work visa and enjoy legal residency." ”
"Say, how?"